1. YOU UNLOCK THIS DOOR
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2. BEYOND IT IS
ANOTHER DIMENSION...
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3. A DIMENSION OF SOUND,
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4. A DIMENSION OF SIGHT,
A DIMENSION OF MIND.
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5. YOU'RE MOVING INTO A LAND OF
BOTH SHADOW AND SUBSTANCE,
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6. OF THINGS AND IDEAS.
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7. YOU'VE JUST CROSSED
OVER INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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8. REVEILLE, OLD TIGER.
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9. COME ON, GET UP NOW, COME ON.
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10. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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11. WELL, I KNEW YOU WERE
SWACKED, BUT REALLY.
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12. OH, BOY.
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13. I DIDN'T HAVE THAT
MUCH TO DRINK.
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14. OH, HOO-HOO.
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15. HEY, BOB, WHERE ARE WE?
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16. I HAD HOPED WE
WERE IN THE BEDROOM
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17. OF AN APARTMENT
ON WEST 12th STREET
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18. IN NEW YORK CITY.
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19. WELL, WE'RE NOT.
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20. YEAH, HMM.
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21. HMM, I DON'T GET IT.
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22. ALL RIGHT.
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23. WE WENT TO SLEEP AT HOME...
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24. DIDN'T WE?
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25. WELL, OF COURSE WE DID.
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26. WELL.
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27. REMEMBER, WE LEFT THE PARTY
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28. UP IN BEDFORD VILLAGE.
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29. AND YOU DROVE.
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30. I HAD TO, REMEMBER?
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31. YOU WERE, UH... SLEEPY.
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32. LET'S SAY UNABLE TO DRIVE.
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33. EVEN HAD THE TOP DOWN.
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34. I THOUGHT THAT WOULD REVIVE YOU.
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35. AND THEN SOMEWHERE
ABOVE RIVERDALE...
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36. WELL, SOMEWHERE
ABOVE RIVERDALE... WHAT?
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37. WAIT A MINUTE.
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38. SOMETHING...
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39. CAME DOWN ON THE
CAR FROM OVERHEAD.
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40. A SHADOW.
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41. AND THEN... THAT'S
ALL I REMEMBER.
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42. YOU PROBABLY PLOWED
US INTO ANOTHER CAR.
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43. I DID NOT PLOW US
INTO ANOTHER CAR.
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44. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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45. LET'S JUST SAY, ANOTHER
CAR PLOWED INTO US?
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46. WE WERE PROBABLY KNOCKED OUT.
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47. NO.
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48. YOU WERE ALREADY KNOCKED OUT.
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49. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
JUST, UGH, OH, HONEY.
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50. LOOK, IT'S PROB...
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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51. SOMEBODY BROUGHT
US HERE, PUT US TO BED,
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52. THERE'S PROBABLY BACON SIZZLING
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53. AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
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54. WAITING DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW.
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55. IN FACT, I THINK I
CAN SMELL IT NOW.
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56. GOOD MORNING.
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57. NO SCRAMBLED EGGS.
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58. WELL, THEY MUST HAVE GONE OUT.
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59. PROBABLY EXPECTED
US TO SLEEP FOR A WHILE.
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60. WELL, THEY MUST BE
PRETTY CASUAL TYPES
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61. TO JUST GO OFF AND LEAVE
US SLEEPING UP THERE.
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62. I'M GOING TO FIND
OUT WHERE WE ARE.
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63. OH, UH, INFORMATION... 411?
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64. I DON'T KNOW.
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65. JUST DIAL "O."
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66. BOB!
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67. BOB, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "BOB"?
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68. THE THING WASN'T WIRED IN.
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69. YOU PULLED IT TOO HARD.
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70. IT STILL HAS TO BE WIRED IN.
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71. WELL, JUST PUT IT BACK, PLEASE.
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72. GOT A PENCIL?
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73. NO.
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74. THERE MUST BE ONE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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75. MMM, SHE'S NOT A VERY
GOOD HOUSEKEEPER.
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76. ALL THE DRAWERS STICK.
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77. BOB, WOULD YOU HELP ME PLEASE?
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78. THIS IS STAGE
BREAD, A... IT'S A PROP.
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79. JUST EMPTY CARTONS.
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80. WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I
DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
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81. WELL, NEITHER DO I, BUT...
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82. LET'S, UH, LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE ANYWAY.
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83. BOB AND MILLIE FRASIER.
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84. AVERAGE YOUNG NEW YORKERS
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85. WHO ATTENDED A PARTY
IN THE COUNTRY LAST NIGHT
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86. AND, ON THE WAY
HOME, TOOK A DETOUR.
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87. MOST OF US ON
WAKING IN THE MORNING
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88. KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
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89. THE ROOSTER OR ALARM
CLOCK BRINGS US OUT OF SLEEP
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90. INTO THE FAMILIAR SIGHTS,
SOUNDS, AROMAS OF HOME
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91. AND THE COMFORT OF
A ROUTINE DAY AHEAD.
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92. NOT SO WITH OUR YOUNG FRIENDS.
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93. THIS WILL BE A DAY LIKE
NONE THEY'VE EVER SPENT.
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94. AND THEY'LL SPEND IT
IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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95. MUST HAVE GONE.
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96. WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
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97. LET'S TRY ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS.
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98. BOY, I WISH I COULD
REMEMBER HOW WE GOT HERE.
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99. REMINDS ME OF THE
CONEY ISLAND SPOOK HOUSE.
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100. DOES IT STRIKE YOU
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101. THAT, UM, IT'S JUST
AS SPOOKY OUT HERE?
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102. THERE'S NOT EVEN A BIRD SINGING.
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103. MAYBE THEY'RE JUST
BEING CONSIDERATE
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104. OF YOUR HANGOVER, DARLING.
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105. STOP NEEDLING ME.
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106. I'M NOT NEEDLING.
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107. BUT IF YOU'D BEEN
SOBER ENOUGH TO DRIVE
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108. MAYBE WE'D BE HOME NOW
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109. INSTEAD OF WHEREVER THIS IS!
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110. OH, HICKSVILLE.
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111. BOY, I DON'T SEE
HOW THEY STAND IT
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112. IN THIS SMALL BURG.
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113. HMM, YOU MEAN ALL THESE PEOPLE
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114. ARE JUST STANDING
AROUND STARING AT US, HUH?
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115. WHY, WHERE, DO YOU SEE ANY?
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116. NO, NOT A SOUL.
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117. THAT'S THE WAY IT
IS IN THESE SMALL TOWNS.
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118. THEY PEEK FROM BEHIND CURTAINS.
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119. GIVE ME THE BIG CITY ANY DAY!
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120. AT LEAST THERE YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE BEING STARED AT.
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121. OH, LOOK, THERE'S ONE CITIZEN
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122. THAT MAKES NO
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123. ISN'T HE CUTE?
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124. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, COME ON, HONEY.
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125. NO, NO, SHH, I THINK HE'S TAME.
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126. OH, COME LOOK.
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127. YEAH, YEAH, AH,
HE'S A REAL DOLL.
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128. HEY, NICE BABY.
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129. HEY, SWEETHEART.
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130. I TOUCHED HIM AND
HE FELL OVER DEAD.
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131. YEAH?
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132. THIS THING'S BEEN
DEAD FOR YEARS.
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133. STUFFED.
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134. WHAT WOULD ANYBODY WANT
WITH A STUFFED SQUIRREL?
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135. OH, MILL, DON'T ASK
ME TO FIGURE OUT
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136. WHY ANYBODY DOES
ANYTHING IN THIS HICK TOWN.
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137. SHH, THEY'LL HEAR YOU.
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138. WHERE'RE YOU GOING?
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139. FIRST, I'D LIKE TO FIND
OUT WHERE WE ARE.
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140. SECOND, I'D LIKE
TO USE THEIR PHONE.
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141. THIRD, I'D LIKE TO BEG, BUY,
BORROW OR STEAL AN ASPIRIN.
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142. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
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143. I WANT TO GO HOME!
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144. IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
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145. CAN ANYBODY HEAR US?
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146. PLEASE, WON'T SOMEBODY HELP US?
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147. PLEASE, SOMEBODY!
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148. GOD, IT'S THAT KID AGAIN.
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149. WELL, AT LEAST THE
TOWN'S NOT DESERTED.
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150. YEAH, MAYBE THEY'RE
ALL IN ONE PLACE...
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151. A, A TOWN MEETING, OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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152. SURE, ON A SUNDAY MORNING.
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153. YEAH, ESPECIALLY ON SUNDAY.
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154. THAT'S WHERE THEY MUST BE!
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155. THEY'RE IN CHURCH!
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156. AH!
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157. WAIT, WE JUST CAN'T WALK IN.
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158. WATCH ME.
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159. WHAT'LL YOU TELL THEM?
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160. I'LL TELL THEM I'M TIRED
OF THEIR CREEPY TOWN
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161. AND I'LL PAY ANYBODY
ANYTHING HE ASKS
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162. TO GET US ON A TRAIN OR BUS
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163. THAT'LL GET US
BACK TO CIVILIZATION.
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164. MAYBE THEY'RE PRAYING.
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165. MAYBE WE'D BETTER WAIT.
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166. HERE'S THE CHURCH,
THERE'S THE STEEPLE,
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167. OPEN THE DOOR...
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168. NOBODY.
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169. WHAT NOW?
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170. AH.
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171. THIS'LL BRING THEM.
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172. LOOK OUTSIDE.
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173. SEE IF ANYBODY'S COMING.
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174. WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?
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175. THERE ISN'T ANYBODY.
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176. JUST US.
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177. OH, COME ON.
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178. THERE ISN'T A PERSON
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179. OR A THING ALIVE IN THIS TOWN.
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180. AND YET... WHAT?
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181. WE'RE BEING WATCHED.
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182. NO.
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183. NOW YOU'RE GETTING DELUSIONS.
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184. WAS THAT A DELUSION?
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185. I'M GOING TO FIND THAT KID.
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186. HEY, KID.
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187. COME ON OUT.
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188. WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
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189. WHERE ARE YOU?
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190. NOTHING IN THIS TOWN IS REAL.
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191. THE HOUSE WE SLEPT IN,
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192. THIS CHILD WE CAN'T FIND,
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193. THAT SQUIRREL,
STUFFED WITH SAWDUST.
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194. SHOW ME ONE THING THAT'S REAL.
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195. THAT TREE IS REAL.
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196. AH... TREE, I LOVE YOU.
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197. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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198. HONEY, LOOK, WAIT!
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199. THERE'S BOUND TO
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200. WHAT, WHAT?
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201. ALL RIGHT, JUST
CALM DOWN, DARLING.
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202. HERE.
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203. HEY, MAYBE THERE'S GOING
TO BE A WEDDING HERE TODAY.
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204. SURE, SURE, THEY
FIXED UP THE LAWN
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205. TO MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY.
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206. I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW THESE...
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207. YEAH, OKAY.
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208. BOB... LOOK, THE
GRASS, THE GROUND.
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209. WHA... LOOK.
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210. WHY...
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211. WHY, THIS... THIS ISN'T GRASS.
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212. IT'S PAPER-MACHE.
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213. WHERE ARE WE, BOB?
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214. WHERE ARE WE?
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215. HEY!
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216. HEY, ANYBODY HERE?
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217. SOMEBODY?
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218. HEY!
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219. HEY, HEY!
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220. BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!
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221. WE'VE BEEN WANDERING
AROUND HERE ALL MORNING.
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222. YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON...
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223. BOB.
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224. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT IS... A TRICK, A JOKE!
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225. IS THERE SOMEBODY WATCHING US?
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226. ARE YOU WATCHING US THERE,
BEHIND THOSE CURTAINS?
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227. IS THIS A TEST?
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228. ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND OUT
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229. BEFORE WE TURN INTO
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230. IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?
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231. BOB, PLEASE DON'T TRY TO
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232. LET'S JUST KEEP GOING, HMM?
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233. HONEY, LOOK AT THAT.
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234. GET IN.
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235. YOU THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT?
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236. COME ON, BABY,
COME ON, LET'S GO.
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237. BOB, STOP, YOU'RE GOING
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238. STOMPING ON IT THAT WAY.
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239. WHAT, YEAH, YOU WANT TO DRIVE?
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240. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DROVE US
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241. INTO THIS NUTHOUSE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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242. THERE'S NO MOTOR.
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243. HOW... THE...
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244. THERE'S NO ENGINE IN THIS THING.
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245. HEY, YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
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246. I MEAN, UH, ISN'T
THAT A... NO MOTOR.
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247. HUH...
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248. WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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249. WELL, WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW?
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250. HONEY?
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251. I DID NOT DRIVE
US INTO THIS PLACE.
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252. I'M SORRY I SAID THAT.
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253. IT'S ALL MY FAULT
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254. FOR BEING TOO TIGHT TO DRIVE.
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255. DO YOU REMEMBER ANY MORE?
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256. HMM?
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257. ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED...
HOW WE GOT HERE?
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258. ONLY WHAT I'VE
ALREADY TOLD YOU, BOB.
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259. I WAS DRIVING ALONG
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260. SOMEWHERE ABOVE RIVERDALE.
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261. YOU WERE ASLEEP
IN THE BACK SEAT.
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262. AND THEN SOMETHING...
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263. A SHADOW, OR SOMETHING,
ENVELOPED THE CAR, AND...
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264. AND THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER.
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265. I GUESS I FAINTED.
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266. CRASHED?
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267. I CRASHED... THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, WOULDN'T IT?
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268. NO, NOT TO ME.
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269. YEAH.
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270. I CRASHED.
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271. MAYBE WE'RE DEAD, BOB.
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272. MAYBE THIS PLACE IS HELL.
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273. DID YOU...
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274. DID YOU EVER HEAR
OF A RAILROAD IN HELL?
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275. NO.
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276. BUT THE TRAIN PROBABLY
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277. WELL, WE'LL TAKE THE NEXT ONE.
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278. COME ON.
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279. LET'S FIND OUT
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280. WAIT, MY SHOES!
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281. WAIT, DON'T... WAIT FOR ME!
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282. WAIT FOR US!
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283. WHOO, DON'T GO!
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284. HELLO, YOU BEAUTIFUL TRAIN.
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285. OH, DID YOU EVER SEE
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286. SUCH A BEAUTIFUL TRAIN?
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287. HO, HO, I NEVER SAW A
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288. IN MY LIFE.
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289. WHAT ABOUT TICKETS?
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290. WE'LL GET THEM
FROM THE CONDUCTOR.
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291. WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE
CAR TO OURSELVES.
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292. OH.
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293. OH, WHAT A NUTTY LITTLE TOWN.
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294. AND HOW.
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295. BOY, I STILL WONDER
HOW WE GOT THERE.
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296. COME ON, HONEY.
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297. ADMIT IT, YOU DID HAVE A FEW
DRINKS AT THE PARTY, NOW.
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298. DIDN'T YOU?
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299. ONE OR TWO.
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300. MM-HMM.
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301. WELL, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
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302. YOUR DRINKS CAUGHT UP WITH YOU.
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303. AND YOU GOT LOST,
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304. AND WE ENDED UP
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305. I SUPPOSE THAT'S THE KIND
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306. OF SCREWBALL THING
THAT I WOULD DO.
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307. HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME?
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308. I DON'T KNOW, I JUST HAVE A
WEAKNESS FOR SCREWBALLS.
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309. YOU CERTAINLY HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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310. WELL, WELL...
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311. IT WASN'T ALL THAT BAD
BACK THERE NOW, WAS IT?
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312. NOT A BIT, NO.
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313. IN FACT, I ONLY JUMP A FOOT
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314. WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS "BOO."
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315. BOO.
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316. OH!
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317. WHAT?
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318. WAIT'LL I GET BACK
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319. I CAN SEE OLD MR. PEABODY NOW.
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320. "FRASIER, WE'RE A TEAM HERE."
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321. YEAH.
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322. "WHEN ONE MEMBER OF
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323. THE WHOLE ORGANIZATION SUFFERS."
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324. OH, NO. NO!
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325. NOW, WELL, UH... MAYBE IT'S
NOT THE SAME CENTERVILLE.
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326. IT'S THE SAME ONE.
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327. I SAW ON THE STREET...
NOTHING MOVING
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328. NOTHING REAL.
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329. HOW DID WE GET BACK THERE?
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330. WE'VE GONE IN A CIRCLE.
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331. COME ON.
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332. NO, I'M NOT GOING BACK.
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333. NOT BACK.
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334. WE'RE GOING TO GET
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335. AND KEEP RIGHT ON WALKING.
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336. COME ON!
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337. WAIT!
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338. LET'S RUN, HUH?
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339. COULD YOU?
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340. I COULD GALLOP
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341. IF IT WOULD GET US OUT
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342. NO, WE BETTER SAVE OUR ENERGY.
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343. MIGHT BE A LONG ROAD AHEAD.
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344. WE STILL HAVE A FEW
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345. THE SUN WILL BE UP.
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346. BOB!
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347. BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR PETS, DEAR.
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348. DADDY BROUGHT THEM
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349. OH, CAN'T I PLAY
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350. AFTER LUNCH, DEAR.
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351. RIGHT NOW, PUT THEM BACK.
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352. OH... GO ON.
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353. THE MORAL OF WHAT
YOU'VE JUST SEEN IS CLEAR.
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354. IF YOU DRINK, DON'T DRIVE.
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355. AND IF YOUR WIFE
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356. SHE SHOULDN'T DRIVE, EITHER.
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357. YOU MIGHT BOTH JUST WAKE
UP WITH A WHALE OF A HEADACHE
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358. IN A DESERTED VILLAGE
IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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