1. YOU UNLOCK THIS DOOR
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2. BEYOND IT IS
ANOTHER DIMENSION...
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3. A DIMENSION OF SOUND,
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4. A DIMENSION OF SIGHT,
A DIMENSION OF MIND.
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5. YOU'RE MOVING INTO A LAND OF
BOTH SHADOW AND SUBSTANCE,
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6. OF THINGS AND IDEAS.
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7. YOU'VE JUST CROSSED
OVER INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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8. OH, SURE,
IT'S A NICE WATCH,
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9. BUT I'M SORRY, MR. WEST.
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10. I'M AFRAID THAT THAT'S
ALL I CAN GIVE YOU.
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11. THAT BELONGED TO MY GRANDFATHER.
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12. FIVE DOLLARS, MR. WEST.
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13. NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY.
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14. YOUR LUCK IS BOUND
TO GET BETTER.
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15. OH, SURE, SURE IT WILL.
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16. NOW, LISTEN, I'LL BE COMING BACK
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17. REAL SOON TO CLAIM THAT
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18. SO PLEASE, DON'T SELL IT, HUH?
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19. I'LL DO MY BEST.
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20. THANK YOU.
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21. FOR 30 DAYS, AT LEAST.
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22. MR. WEST.
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23. I'LL, UH... I'LL GIVE
YOU $25 FOR HIM.
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24. OH, THANK YOU, NO.
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25. NO, THANK YOU,
HE'S NOT FOR SALE.
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26. OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. CUDAHY.
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27. HELLO, MR. WEST.
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28. NUTS.
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29. WHY, SUSAN, I'M WARNING
YOU FOR THE LAST TIME NOW.
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30. YOU STOP PLAYING WITH
THOSE POISON DARTS.
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31. THEY'RE NOT REALLY
POISON, AUNT AGNES,
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32. AND I MISSED HIM ANYWAY.
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33. WANNA BET YOU DIDN'T GET A JOB?
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34. SUSAN. GO OUT AND PLAY.
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35. OH, I AM SO SORRY, MR. WEST.
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36. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO
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37. WITH THAT LITTLE GIRL.
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38. THAT'S PERFECTLY ALL
RIGHT, MRS. CUDAHY.
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39. I IMAGINE YOU HAVE
YOUR HANDS FULL.
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40. YOU JUST SIT
RIGHT HERE AND RELAX
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41. AND I'LL FIX US SOME DINNER.
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42. A FELLA DESERVES
SOMETHING IN HIS STOMACH
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43. AT THE END OF A TOUGH DAY, HUH?
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44. NOW, THIS OUGHT TO DO IT.
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45. I'LL WARM UP SOME OF THAT
FINE POTATO SOUP I MADE FOR YOU.
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46. AND DON'T YOU WORRY...
WE'LL GET A BOOKING
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47. ANY DAY NOW, YOU AND ME.
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48. WE'RE GOING TO BE HEADLINERS
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49. JUST LIKE YOU AND THAT
OTHER FELLOW USED TO BE.
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50. ONLY I WON'T SKIP
OUT ON YOU LIKE HE DID.
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51. NO, SIR.
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52. THE SHAME OF IT ALL.
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53. ABANDONING YOU FOR SOME WOMAN!
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54. NO, SIR!
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55. IT'S GOING TO BE YOU AND
ME, PAL, TOGETHER FOREVER!
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56. WHY DON'T YOU STOP
KIDDING YOURSELF, BUDDY?
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57. FACE IT, YOU'RE FINISHED.
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58. JONATHAN WEST, VENTRILOQUIST,
A MASTER OF VOICE MANIPULATION.
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59. A MAN, LATE OF IRELAND,
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60. WITH A TALENT FOR PUTTING
WORDS INTO OTHER PEOPLES' MOUTHS.
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61. IN THIS CASE, THE OTHER PERSON
IS A DUMMY APTLY NAMED CAESAR,
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62. A SMALL SPLINTER
WITH LARGE IDEAS,
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63. A WOODEN TYRANT WITH A
MIND AND A VOICE OF HIS OWN
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64. WHO IS ABOUT TO TALK JONATHAN
WEST INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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65. TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT.
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66. I CAN FEEL IT,
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67. WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
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68. WAIT TILL THEY HEAR
THE NEW MATERIAL.
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69. OH, HELLO, SUSAN.
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70. SHOW ME HOW YOU MAKE HIM TALK.
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71. OH, I'D LIKE TO, SUSAN,
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72. BUT WE'RE IN A BIG
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73. WE'RE ON OUR WAY DOWNTOWN.
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74. WE'VE GOT AN
IMPORTANT APPOINTMENT.
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75. AN AUDITION, AS
A MATTER OF FACT.
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76. JUST DO IT ONCE, JONATHAN.
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77. THE PART WHERE HE LAUGHS.
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78. I WANT TO SEE IF YOUR LIPS MOVE.
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79. ALL RIGHT.
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80. CAESAR, WHAT DID THE LADY SAY
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81. SHE WOULD DO TO YOU
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82. IF YOU EVER MISBEHAVED AGAIN?
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83. SHE SAID
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84. SHE'D SLICE ME INTO
A VENETIAN BLIND.
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85. AND YOU REPLIED?
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86. I SAID "OH, YOU
MAKE ME SHUDDER!"
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87. I DIDN'T SEE YOUR LIPS MOVE.
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88. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T.
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89. IF YOU'RE SO GOOD,
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90. THEN HOW COME
YOU CAN'T GET A JOB?
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91. WELL, ALL THAT'S
GOING TO CHANGE,
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92. YOUNG LADY, TONIGHT.
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93. YOU'VE SAID THAT BEFORE.
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94. SUSAN, WHERE ARE YOU?
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95. GO ON, RUN ALONG.
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96. YOU WON'T GET THE JOB.
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97. HEY, PAL!
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98. KEEP THAT BRAT OUT OF THIS ROOM.
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99. NOW, NOW, DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT HER,
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100. MY LOVELY FRIEND.
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101. WE'RE GOING TO KILL 'EM.
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102. CAESAR, THERE'S A MAN OUTSIDE.
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103. WHAT ABOUT IT?
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104. A MAN WITH A WOODEN
LEG NAMED SMITH.
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105. IS THAT SO?
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106. WHAT'S THE NAME
OF HIS OTHER LEG?
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107. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO THROUGH
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108. THE JUVENILE DELINQUENT ROUTINE?
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109. IT'S REALLY VERY FUNNY.
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110. NO, THAT'LL BE ALL.
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111. JUST LEAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
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112. WE'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
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113. MAYBE MR. MILLER HAD A FIGHT
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114. WITH HIS WIFE AT BREAKFAST.
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115. MAYBE HE HEARD YOUR BAD JOKES.
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116. AH, MORNING, MRS. CUDAHY.
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117. IT'S A LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT?
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118. YES, IT IS, MR. WEST.
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119. I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.
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120. I KNOW, MRS. CUDAHY, I KNOW.
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121. IT'S ABOUT THE RENT.
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122. BUT I'LL HAVE THAT
ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT
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123. BY THIS EVENING.
OH, THAT'LL BE NICE.
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124. YOU SEE, I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB
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125. SOMETHING TILL THE
SHOW BIZ PICKS UP.
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126. WELL, AS YOU'RE IN
THAT FRAME OF MIND
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127. MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU.
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128. NOW, THIS IS MY COUSIN.
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129. HE WORKS AT THAT
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.
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130. WELL, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, MRS. CUDAHY.
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131. MY, YOU ARE A LIVING DARLING!
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132. TYPING?
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133. NO, SIR.
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134. SALESMAN?
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135. NO, SIR.
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136. MECHANIC?
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137. UH... NO.
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138. MR. WEST, HAVE YOU EVER HELD
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139. A POSITION OF ANY SORT?
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140. EVER MADE ANY KIND
OF A REGULAR SALARY?
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141. THAT IS, BESIDES SHOW BUSINESS?
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142. WELL, SIR, UH... YES, I DID.
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143. DOING WHAT, MAY I ASK?
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144. BACK HOME I WORKED
FOR A PUPPETEER
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145. AS HIS APPRENTICE.
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146. APPRENTICE?
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147. YES, SIR, HE TAUGHT ME MY TRADE.
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148. AND I CAME TO YOUR
COUNTRY TO EARN ME FORTUNE.
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149. WELL, THEN YOU'RE
NOT A CITIZEN, MR. WEST?
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150. OH, NO, SIR, NOT
YET, BUT I'M STUDYING
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151. AND I SOON WILL BE.
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152. THAT'S VERY NICE.
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153. ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
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154. WE'LL CALL YOU
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155. IF WE GET ANYTHING IN YOUR LINE.
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156. SUSAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND
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157. SOMEBODY ELSE TO BOTHER?
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158. THE TRUTH HURTS!
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159. AND YOU'RE TOO
SCARED TO TELL MY AUNT
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160. BECAUSE YOU'RE
BEHIND IN YOUR RENT.
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161. NOW WHAT?
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162. I DON'T KNOW.
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163. IT SEEMS NO MATTER
WHAT I TRY, I FAIL.
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164. IF I COULD JUST GET
SOME MONEY TOGETHER...
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165. ENOUGH FOR SOME FOOD
AND TO PAY THE RENT...
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166. I COULD THINK CLEARLY
WITHOUT THESE PRESSURES.
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167. JUST A LITTLE MONEY FOR
FOOD AND RENT, IS THAT IT?
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168. IS THAT ALL YOU
WANT OUT OF LIFE?
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169. I GUESS SO.
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170. YOU'RE A CLOD.
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171. A REAL CLOD.
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172. I TRY, I GIVE IT MY BEST.
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173. YOUR BEST STINKS.
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174. IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN,
CAESAR, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
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175. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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176. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
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177. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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178. LET ME SPELL OUT THE
COLD, HARD FACTS...
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179. THE WAY IT'S GOING TO BE
AND WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
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180. OH, FORGET IT, I'M A FAILURE.
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181. WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN?
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182. THERE'S ALL KINDS OF
WAYS TO GET HOLD OF MONEY.
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183. I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.
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184. YOU HAVE NOT TRIED EVERYTHING.
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185. NOW, SHUT UP... AND LISTEN.
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186. WHERE ARE WE NOW?
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187. WE'RE RIGHT IN FRONT
OF THE FURNITURE STORE.
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188. I DON'T MEAN THAT, STUPID!
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189. I MEAN, HOW FAR ARE WE
FROM THE DELICATESSEN?
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190. PLEASE, NOT SO LOUD!
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191. WHY, IS THERE ANYONE AROUND?
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192. NO, NO, BUT PLEASE, BE QUIET!
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193. TELL ME WHEN WE'RE
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194. NOW WHAT?
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195. I LOST MY FOOTING,
IT'S VERY DARK.
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196. GOOD, THAT'S A BREAK.
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197. ARE WE ON THE SIDEWALK NOW?
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198. YES.
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199. YES, NOW WE'RE RIGHT IN
FRONT OF THE DELICATESSEN.
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200. IS THE COAST CLEAR?
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201. YES.
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202. THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
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203. OKAY.
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204. THEN STOP WASTING TIME.
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205. MOVE!
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206. 31... 32... 33.
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207. THERE YOU ARE, MRS. CUDAHY
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208. ALL PAID UP IN FULL.
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209. WILL WONDERS EVER CEASE?
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210. SHH, SUSAN.
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211. ISN'T IT NICE TO PAY YOUR BILLS?
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212. YES, MA'AM.
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213. BETTER COUNT IT AGAIN, AUNTIE.
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214. SEE IF THEY'RE REAL.
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215. SUSAN, BE A GOOD GIRL
AND GO TIDY UP YOUR ROOM.
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216. AND DON'T BE FRESH TO MR. WEST.
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217. HE HAS A NEW START ON
LIFE, DON'T YOU, MR. WEST?
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218. THAT'S RIGHT, MRS.
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219. DON'T LET HER WORRY YOU.
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220. YOU KNOW HOW
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221. OH, I UNDERSTAND.
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222. A COMMON THIEF.
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223. WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING.
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224. YOU COULDN'T MAKE
IT ANY OTHER WAY.
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225. WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME?
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226. WHAT AM I?
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227. A NO-TALENT
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228. WORSE.
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229. A SECOND-RATE THIEF.
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230. THIRD-RATE.
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231. STARVING TO DEATH.
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232. IN THE PROFESSION I KNOW
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233. PAYING THE BILLS BY ROBBING
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234. WELL, THAT'S SHOW BIZ.
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235. I GUESS I WASN'T TOO BAD
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236. CONSIDERING IT WAS MY
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237. LET ME STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT
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238. BEFORE YOU START
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239. OH, CAESAR, JUST
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240. NO! LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.
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241. YOU ACT PENNY ANTE
BECAUSE YOU THINK PENNY ANTE.
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242. THAT'S THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE.
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243. FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE
GOING TO LISTEN TO ME.
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244. YOU'RE GOING TO GET RID OF
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245. THIS IS AMERICA.
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246. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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247. OPEN YOUR EYES! LOOK AROUND YOU!
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248. THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH
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249. WAITING FOR US.
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250. THINK YOU'RE SMART,
DON'T YOU, MR. STUCK-UP?
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251. JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE ON THE STAGE.
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252. YOU CAN TALK!
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253. I HEARD YOU!
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254. COME ON, SAY SOMETHING.
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255. I DARE YOU.
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256. SUSAN!
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257. WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?
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258. YOU'RE HURTING
ME... I'LL TELL MY AUNT.
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259. DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU TO STAY
OUT OF THE GUEST ROOMS.
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260. NOW WHAT WERE
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261. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
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262. YOU BRAT, TELL ME
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263. YOU'RE SO SMART, ASK HIM.
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264. CAESAR.
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265. CAESAR, WHAT HAPPENED?
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266. SIT DOWN.
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267. DID SHE DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOU?
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268. NEVER MIND THAT.
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269. FIRST THINGS FIRST.
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270. WE'VE GOT TO GET OF HERE.
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271. I'M SCARED.
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272. MAYBE SHE KNOWS.
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273. THIS IS NO TIME TO GET CHICKEN.
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274. AFTER TONIGHT'S JOB,
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276. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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277. I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR
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278. TAKE IT EASY.
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279. YOU'RE EATING, AREN'T YOU?
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280. YOU'RE PAYING THE RENT.
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281. WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE?
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282. NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
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283. THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
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284. BUT THIS IS THE LAST ONE.
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285. THE END FOR ME.
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286. YEAH, SURE.
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287. SURE IT IS, PAL.
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288. JUST ONE MORE.
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289. THE "REALLY BIG SHOE."
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290. IT'S ALL RIGHT SO FAR.
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291. THERE'S NO ONE AROUND.
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292. THEN GET MOVING.
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293. UP TO THE FRONT OFFICE.
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294. IT'S ONLY THE MICE.
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295. GET GOING BEFORE THEY ATTACK US.
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296. AND STOP SHAKING.
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297. HURRY UP.
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298. YOU GOT THE WIRE?
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299. YES.
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300. REMEMBER, IF THE
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301. JUST STAY AS CALM AS YOU CAN
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302. AND EXPLAIN YOU WERE
LOOKING FOR MR. MILLER;
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303. THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
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304. SLOWLY NOW.
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305. IT'LL WORK.
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306. SUPPOSE IT DOESN'T.
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307. SUPPOSING I CAN'T OPEN IT.
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308. YOU OPENED THE
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309. NOW, STOP WHINING.
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310. DO YOU WANT TO BE POOR AGAIN?
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311. IT CLICKED.
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312. OPEN IT, STUPID.
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313. HOLD IT OUT THERE!
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314. WHO IS IT?
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315. JONATHAN WEST, SIR,
THE VENTRILOQUIST.
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316. MR. MILLER TOLD ME TO
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317. OH, YEAH?
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318. YES, SIR.
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319. HAVE YOU MET CAESAR, SIR?
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320. CAESAR, CAN YOU SAY HELLO TO
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321. WHAT ARE
YOU, THE HOUSE DICK?
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322. NO, I'M THE NIGHT WATCHMAN.
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323. LISTEN, WITH
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324. IT'S A WONDER THE MICE
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325. CAESAR, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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326. I'M SORRY, SIR.
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327. I'M AFRAID HE'S A BORN COMIC.
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328. SURE, I REMEMBER YOU
NOW FROM THE OTHER DAY.
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329. YOU WERE AUDITIONING.
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330. MR. MILLER WENT HOME.
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331. HE LEFT ABOUT 45 MINUTES AGO.
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332. REALLY? I'M SORRY.
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333. YOU SHOULD
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334. WE'RE VERY BIG IN DUBLIN.
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335. NEVER MIND, CAESAR.
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336. WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.
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337. I WON'T BE KEEPING YOU.
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338. GOOD NIGHT.
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339. I'D FEEL BETTER
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340. IF THE WATCHMAN HADN'T SEEN US.
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341. STOP WORRYING.
I'LL COVER FOR YOU.
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342. I'M YOUR ALIBI.
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343. BUT IF THAT
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344. NOT YOU,
PAL... US. WE'RE A TEAM.
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345. SURE, SURE, I KNOW THAT.
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346. BUT WHAT ABOUT
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347. FORGET THE WATCHMAN.
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348. SHUT UP, GO TO BED.
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349. "THE CARIOCA
CLUB ROBBED LAST NIGHT.
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350. "MANAGER'S OFFICE LOOTED.
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351. "NIGHT WATCHMAN
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352. PROVIDING POLICE WITH CLUE."
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353. POLICE DEPARTMENT, PLEASE.
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354. I KNOW WHO ROBBED THE
CARIOCA CLUB LAST NIGHT.
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355. KINDA EARLY IN THE DAY
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356. TO BE HITTING THE
JUICE, AIN'T IT, DILLINGER?
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357. YOU LIKE A ROOF OVER
YOUR HEAD, DON'T YOU?
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358. NOW DON'T GIVE ME YOUR
COMMON THIEF ROUTINE AGAIN, HUH?
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359. A MAN HAS TO LIVE WITH HIMSELF.
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360. EVEN IF HE LIVES IN THE GUTTER.
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361. OH, MR. WEST, THESE
TWO GENTLEMEN,
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362. THEY'RE FROM THE
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363. AND THEY WANT A WORD WITH YOU.
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364. WHY, CERTAINLY.
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365. WON'T YOU COME IN PLEASE?
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366. WHAT COULD I DO
FOR YOU, GENTLEMEN?
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367. WELL, YOU SEE... THANK
YOU, MRS. CUDAHY.
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368. MR. WEST, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU
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369. A FEW QUESTIONS.
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370. MRS. CUDAHY, COULD YOU WAIT?
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371. YOU MAY BE OF SOME HELP.
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372. OH, OF COURSE.
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373. MR. WEST IS ONE OF
MY FAVORITE BOARDERS.
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374. I'D ASK YOU TO SIT
DOWN, GENTLEMEN,
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375. BUT I DON'T HAVE MANY CHAIRS.
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376. IT'S JUST A ROOM FOR ONE.
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377. ME AND MY FRIEND, THAT IS.
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378. BUT IT SUITS ME JUST FINE.
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379. MR. WEST, WHERE
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380. AT AROUND MIDNIGHT?
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381. HE WAS AT HOME, I'M SURE.
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382. HE SELDOM GOES OUT AT NIGHT.
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383. I SELDOM GO OUT AT NIGHT.
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384. MR. WEST, THE DESK SERGEANT
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385. RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS PHONE CALL
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386. INDICATING YOU WERE
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387. WE'RE ALMOST
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388. YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE CARIOCA
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389. LOOKING FOR ANYONE?
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390. THE NIGHT CLUB?
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391. OH.
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392. OH, THAT NIGHT CLUB.
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393. THAT'S A PLACE WHERE WE
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394. BECAUSE THE NIGHT WATCHMAN SAID
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395. THAT HE SAW YOU
THERE... ABSOLUTELY.
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396. OH, LAST NIGHT, YOU SAY.
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397. WELL, LET ME THINK NOW.
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398. CAESAR AND I HAD DINNER AND...
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399. TELL THEM, CAESAR.
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400. CAESAR, PLEASE, TELL THEM.
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401. TELL THEM I WOULDN'T
HURT ANYONE.
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402. I MEAN, I DIDN'T USE A
GUN OR ANYTHING, DID I?
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403. PLEASE, CAESAR, TELL THEM HOW
WE WERE GOING TO PLAY THE BIG TIME.
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404. WE'RE A TEAM, YOU SEE.
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405. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, DO YOU?
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406. WELL, YOU JUST ASK HIM.
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407. YOU ASK CAESAR.
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408. GO ON, TELL THEM.
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409. TELL THEM, CAESAR.
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410. TELL THEM HOW YOU WERE
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411. ONLY TRYING TO HELP ME...
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412. TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF.
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413. I TRIED TO FIND A
JOB AND I COULDN'T.
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414. ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
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415. YOU WERE TRYING TO
HELP ME... TELL THEM.
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416. THE BILLS WERE PILING UP,
THERE WAS NO FOOD TO EAT,
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417. THE RENT WAS OVERDUE AND
YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP ME.
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418. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAESAR?
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419. PLEASE TELL THEM, CAESAR.
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420. TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE
JUST TRYING TO HELP ME
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421. AND THAT I'M NOT A
COMMON THIEF, CAESAR.
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422. PLEASE, CAESAR.
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423. I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS US.
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424. OH, CAESAR.
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425. HE SAID WE WERE A TEAM.
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426. MR. WEST, YOU BETTER
COME ALONG WITH US NOW.
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427. SUCH A NICE MAN.
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428. HE'S A NO-GOOD CROOK.
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429. PSST.
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430. HEY, YOU.
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431. YEAH, YOU.
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432. COME OVER HERE, HONEY.
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433. I KNOW YOU FINKED ON HIM.
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434. YOU'RE A HIP LITTLE KID.
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435. I LIKE YOU.
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436. I KNEW YOU TALKED.
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437. I KNEW IT.
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438. I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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439. YOU'RE NOT HAPPY LIVING HERE
WITH YOUR CRUMMY AUNT, ARE YOU?
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440. THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION.
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441. YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE TO RUN
AWAY FROM THIS FLEA TRAP.
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442. I SURE WOULD.
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443. OKAY... IT'S YOU AND ME, KID.
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444. WE'RE A TEAM.
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445. IS MR. WEST GOING TO JAIL?
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446. HONEY, HE'LL BE GONE
A LONG, LONG TIME.
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447. I KNOW WHERE HE'S
GOT THE MONEY HIDDEN.
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448. WE'LL GO TO NEW YORK.
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449. I'LL SHOW YOU THE BRIGHT LIGHTS.
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450. WHAT ABOUT MY AUNT?
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451. HONEY... YOU STILL GOT
THOSE POISON DARTS?
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452. A LITTLE GIRL AND A WOODEN DOLL,
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453. A LETHAL DUMMY IN
THE SHAPE OF A MAN.
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454. BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS
DUMMIES CAN'T TALK...
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455. UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEY
LEARN THEIR VOCABULARY
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456. IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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457. AND NOW, MR. SERLING.
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458. NEXT TIME OUT, YOU'LL SHARE A
STUDY IN DEPTH OF HUMAN TERROR
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459. WITH MARTIN LANDAU
AND JOHN VAN DREELEN.
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460. YOU'LL STAY IN A HOTEL
ROOM OF A EUROPEAN CITY
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461. WHICH HAS BEEN BOOBY-TRAPPED
WITH A PLASTIC BOMB.
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462. YOU'LL WALK AROUND THIS ROOM
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463. WITH VIOLENT DEATH
RESTING ON YOUR SHOULDER.
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464. IT COULD BE ANYWHERE... A
PICTURE, A CHAIR, A FAUCET,
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465. OR SIMPLY THE CARPET
YOU'RE WALKING ON.
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466. NEXT TIME OUT ON
THE TWILIGHT ZONE,
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467. "THE JEOPARDY ROOM."
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