1. YOU UNLOCK THIS DOOR
WITH THE KEY OF IMAGINATION.Copy !req
2. BEYOND IT IS
ANOTHER DIMENSION...Copy !req
3. A DIMENSION OF SOUND,Copy !req
4. A DIMENSION OF SIGHT,
A DIMENSION OF MIND.Copy !req
5. YOU'RE MOVING INTO A LAND OF
BOTH SHADOW AND SUBSTANCE,Copy !req
6. OF THINGS AND IDEAS.Copy !req
7. YOU'VE JUST CROSSED
OVER INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.Copy !req
8. Mother, I'm having a
baby, and I'd rather do it myself.Copy !req
9. We'll have
to operate at once.Copy !req
10. Scalpel... suture...
Watch it, nurse!Copy !req
11. GREAT DINNER.Copy !req
12. GLAD YOU LIKE IT.Copy !req
13. TASTES LIKE CORRUGATED PLASTIC.Copy !req
14. KEEP BEING LATE.Copy !req
15. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?Copy !req
16. I DON'T EXPECT NOTHING.Copy !req
17. I'M JUST GETTING SICK OF IT.Copy !req
18. YOU'RE GETTING SICK OF IT?Copy !req
19. HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?Copy !req
20. I DON'T GET A MAN COMING HOME.Copy !req
21. I GET A USED ARTICLE
FROM THE CAB.Copy !req
22. HEY, CUT IT DOWN
TO A ROAR, WILL YOU?Copy !req
23. REMEMBER, WE GOT COMPANY.Copy !req
24. ANYWAY, I TOLD YOU...Copy !req
25. GUY HAILS ME WHEN I'M
HEADING FOR THE GARAGE.Copy !req
26. HAVE TO HAUL HIMCopy !req
27. ALL THE WAY UP TO...
TO... TO YONKERS.Copy !req
28. I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.Copy !req
29. ONE DAY YONKERS,Copy !req
30. ONE DAY LA GUARDIA AIRPORT.Copy !req
31. YOU DON'T FOOL ME, JOE.Copy !req
32. WHO'S THE CHICK?Copy !req
33. AH, YOU'RE CRAZY.Copy !req
34. Woman on TV: Mother...Copy !req
35. HEY, HOW LONG IS
THAT GUY GOING TO BE?Copy !req
36. I GOT WRESTLING COMING ON.Copy !req
37. BIG TAG TEAM MATCH...Copy !req
38. FAT LOUIE AND THE RUSSIAN DUKECopy !req
39. VERSUS THE PANTHER
MAN AND SWEENEY.Copy !req
40. YOU CAN'T LOOK ME
IN THE EYE ANYMORE,Copy !req
41. YOU'RE SO GUILTY.Copy !req
42. BUT DON'T JUMP
OUT A WINDOW, JOE.Copy !req
43. ONE OF THESE DAYS,
I'LL EVEN UP THE SCORE.Copy !req
44. IT'LL BE A REAL TIGHT BALL GAME.Copy !req
45. THAT GOOD-LOOKING FREDDY
BROOME, THE BUTCHER,Copy !req
46. IS ALWAYS LOOKING ME OVER.Copy !req
47. YOU'D THINK I WAS CLEOPATRA.Copy !req
48. AH, SHUT UP.Copy !req
49. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO DO, START A FIGHT?Copy !req
50. ONCE THAT JOKER IN
THERE GETS DONE FIDDLING,Copy !req
51. I'M GOING TO WATCH WRESTLINGCopy !req
52. AND THEN FLAKE OUT.Copy !req
53. I'M POOPED.Copy !req
54. I'LL BET YOU ARE.Copy !req
55. YOU DROVE TO YONKERS,
MAYBE EVEN WENT TWICE.Copy !req
56. YOU SHOULDN'T
DRIVE SO MUCH, JOE.Copy !req
57. YOU'LL RUIN YOUR HEALTH!Copy !req
58. HOW'S IT COMING, MIKE?Copy !req
59. WHO KNOWS?Copy !req
60. IT MAY LIVE.Copy !req
61. YOU'VE BEEN AT IT AN HOUR NOW.Copy !req
62. I COULD BUILD A NEW
SET IN HALF THE TIME.Copy !req
63. OH? IS THAT SO?Copy !req
64. SURE, AND YOU BETTER GET WISE.Copy !req
65. I DIDN'T JUST STEP OFF
THE FERRY FROM JERSEY.Copy !req
66. I KNOW HOW YOU GUYS OPERATE.Copy !req
67. DO YOU?Copy !req
68. NATURALLY.Copy !req
69. FIRST YOU KILL A FIVE-BUCK HOUR,Copy !req
70. THEN YOU SAY YOU
GOT TO TAKE THE SETCopy !req
71. DOWN TO THE SHOP...
ANOTHER 20 BUCKS.Copy !req
72. THEN YOU START SWITCHING
TUBES AROUND AT $2.50 A CRACK.Copy !req
73. I GET SOME POOR SUCKER'S
OLD ONES, AND HE GETS MINE.Copy !req
74. IT'S A RACKET...
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
75. A PENNY-ANTE COSA NOSTRA.Copy !req
76. SO SAVE YOURSELF
A HEADACHE, SEE.Copy !req
77. I AIN'T SWINGING
FOR NO BIG BILLS.Copy !req
78. IN THAT CASE... THE SET'S READY.Copy !req
79. WHAT?Copy !req
80. IT'S... IT'S READY.Copy !req
81. AND THIS TIME, IT'S ON ME.Copy !req
82. FREE.Copy !req
83. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
84. WELL... YOU CAN'T WIN THEM ALL.Copy !req
85. Your wife, your wife!Copy !req
86. That's all I ever hear!Copy !req
87. HEY, PHYLLIS, COME ON IN.Copy !req
88. WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
89. WE CAN GET CHANNEL 10.Copy !req
90. If you were any kind of a man,Copy !req
91. you'd get rid of her.Copy !req
92. PHYLLIS, HURRY UP,
WILL YOU? CHANNEL 10!Copy !req
93. I trusted you.Copy !req
94. I didn't hold anything back!Copy !req
95. I waited!Copy !req
96. Aw, come on, don't cry.Copy !req
97. Do anything, but
don't cry, will you?Copy !req
98. PORTRAIT OF A TV FAN.Copy !req
99. JOE BRITT.Copy !req
100. CAB DRIVER.Copy !req
101. TONIGHT MR. BRITT IS GOING
TO WATCH "A REALLY BIG SHOW"...Copy !req
102. SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE
CABBY WHO'S SEEN EVERYTHING.Copy !req
103. JOE BRITT DOESN'T KNOW IT,Copy !req
104. BUT HIS FLAG IS DOWN
AND HIS METER'S RUNNING,Copy !req
105. AND HE'S IN HIGH GEAR... ON
HIS WAY TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.Copy !req
106. Marry me.Copy !req
107. Marry you?Copy !req
108. Oh, now, look, baby,Copy !req
109. we're talking about
two different things.Copy !req
110. Love is flowers and
wine with the dinner.Copy !req
111. Marriage is a floor mopCopy !req
112. and two pounds of hamburger.Copy !req
113. Oh, well, I
don't mind hamburger.Copy !req
114. Uh, with onions.Copy !req
115. WHAT'S THE MATTER, JOE?Copy !req
116. YOU STRUCK DUMB OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
117. YOU BIG SLOB! YOU
SPILLED THE BEER.Copy !req
118. IT'S A GOOD THING YOUR
MOTHER GAVE US THIS RUG.Copy !req
119. I HATE IT, AND ANYTHING,
EVEN BEER STAINS,Copy !req
120. IS AN IMPROVEMENT.Copy !req
121. NOW QUIT CLOWNING.Copy !req
122. YOU SAY WE CAN GET CHANNEL 10?Copy !req
123. LEAVE IT ALONE.Copy !req
124. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
125. OH, COME ON, JOE,
I GOT DISHES TO DO.Copy !req
126. I SAID LEAVE IT ALONE!Copy !req
127. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH
YOU? YOU NUTS OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
128. YOU YELL AT ME TO
COME WATCH CHANNEL 10,Copy !req
129. AND WHEN I DROP
EVERYTHING, YOU...Copy !req
130. WHAT'S THE MATTER, JOE? IS
THE SET STILL ON THE BLINK?Copy !req
131. YES! THAT IS, NO!Copy !req
132. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING SCREWY.Copy !req
133. YOU KNOW THERE'S NO
CHANNEL 10 AROUND HERE.Copy !req
134. I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU.Copy !req
135. I MUST BE TRAFFIC
HAPPY OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
136. I'LL TURN ON THE WRESTLING.Copy !req
137. And now,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
138. for the main event of the
evening, we bring you a rematchCopy !req
139. between those two
titans of wrestling...Copy !req
140. Those fearless performers
of the physical arts...Copy !req
141. The Wild Panther
and the Russian Duke!Copy !req
142. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TAG
TEAM... FAT LOUIE AND SWEENEY?Copy !req
143. Great dinner.Copy !req
144. Glad you like it.Copy !req
145. Tastes like corrugated plastic.Copy !req
146. Keep being late.Copy !req
147. What do you expect?Copy !req
148. I don't expect nothing.Copy !req
149. I'm just getting sick of it.Copy !req
150. You're getting sick of it?Copy !req
151. How do you think I feel?Copy !req
152. I don't get a man coming home.Copy !req
153. I get a used
article from the cab.Copy !req
154. Hey, cut it down
to a roar, will you?Copy !req
155. Remember, we got company.Copy !req
156. Anyway, I told you...Copy !req
157. Guy hails me when I'm
heading for the garage.Copy !req
158. Have to haul himCopy !req
159. all the way up to...
to... to Yonkers.Copy !req
160. I've heard that one before.Copy !req
161. One day Yonkers, one
day La Guardia airport.Copy !req
162. JOE?Copy !req
163. JOE!Copy !req
164. JOE, WAKE UP.Copy !req
165. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
166. ARE YOU OKAY NOW?Copy !req
167. WHAT?Copy !req
168. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
169. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
170. YOU PROBABLY FAINTED.Copy !req
171. FEEL BETTER?Copy !req
172. YEAH.Copy !req
173. YEAH.Copy !req
174. SURE.Copy !req
175. MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I ATE.Copy !req
176. YEAH, IT COULD BE.Copy !req
177. DIDN'T IT TASTE LIKE
CORRUGATED PLASTIC?Copy !req
178. WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?Copy !req
179. I HAD TO HEAT IT THREE TIMES.Copy !req
180. LISTEN, JOE, MAYBE
IT'S YOUR HEART.Copy !req
181. WHY DON'T YOU GO TO BED,Copy !req
182. AND I'LL CALL A DOCTOR?Copy !req
183. NO, THERE'S JUST
SOMETHING MIGHTY SCREWYCopy !req
184. WITH THAT TELEVISION.Copy !req
185. ARE WE OFF ON THAT AGAIN?Copy !req
186. LISTEN, PHYLLIS...Copy !req
187. ARE YOU SURE YOU NEVER
SAW THAT REPAIR GUY BEFORE?Copy !req
188. NOW I AM GOING TO CALL A DOCTOR.Copy !req
189. NOW, NOW, WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
190. PHYLLIS...Copy !req
191. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
IF I TOLD YOU THAT...Copy !req
192. THAT I SAW MYSELF ON TV?Copy !req
193. HUH! WERE YOU SMILING?Copy !req
194. AND WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF
I TOLD YOU I SAW YOU ON TV?Copy !req
195. YOU'RE CRACKED.Copy !req
196. YOU'RE LOSING YOUR MARBLES.Copy !req
197. THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED YOU'D SAY.Copy !req
198. OKAY, FORGET IT.Copy !req
199. YOU'RE A STUPID COW.Copy !req
200. A BIRD BRAIN!Copy !req
201. OR ELSE YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING.Copy !req
202. JOE, BABY... "JOE, BABY."Copy !req
203. NEVER MIND THAT
"JOE, BABY" STUFF.Copy !req
204. I'M ON TO YOU.Copy !req
205. YOU'RE TRYING TO TRAP ME!Copy !req
206. WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO
GET UP MIGHTY EARLYCopy !req
207. IN THE MORNING, SEE?Copy !req
208. YOU ARE SICK.Copy !req
209. NOW, LISTEN...Copy !req
210. YOU GO BACK INTO THE KITCHEN,Copy !req
211. LOOK UP THAT REPAIR
GUY IN THE PHONE BOOK.Copy !req
212. TELL HIM TO COME BACK
HERE, YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
213. ALL RIGHT, JOE.Copy !req
214. BECAUSE IF HE DON'T, SO HELP ME,Copy !req
215. I'LL GO DOWN TO HIS
SHOP, WHEREVER IT IS,Copy !req
216. AND DRAG HIM HERE!Copy !req
217. WHO DO YOU TWO THINK
YOU'RE FOOLING WITH?Copy !req
218. OKAY, OKAY, I'LL
CALL HIM RIGHT AWAY!Copy !req
219. MEANWHILE, YOU GET IN BED.Copy !req
220. HELLO, DR. SALTMAN,
THIS IS MRS. BRITT.Copy !req
221. COULD YOU COME
RIGHT OVER, PLEASE?Copy !req
222. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
223. I'll kill you!Copy !req
224. Now turn on the TV, Joe!Copy !req
225. You, you...!Copy !req
226. Come on! Come on! Give it up!Copy !req
227. You, you... you
call yourself a wife?Copy !req
228. You dirty...!Copy !req
229. Well, you will, huh?Copy !req
230. Going to kill me, are you?Copy !req
231. I'll kill you!Copy !req
232. Let me go!Copy !req
233. Phyllis... Phyllis!Copy !req
234. What have I done?Copy !req
235. PHYLLIS...Copy !req
236. PHYLLIS!Copy !req
237. NOW WHAT'S THE MATTER, JOE?Copy !req
238. JOE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
239. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
240. CAN'T YOU HEAR?Copy !req
241. CAN'T YOU SEE?Copy !req
242. LOOK!Copy !req
243. OH, GOD... IT'S A TRICK!Copy !req
244. IT'S A TRICK!Copy !req
245. IT'S A TRICK!Copy !req
246. WELL, I'VE GIVEN HIM A SEDATIVECopy !req
247. AND I'LL WRITE A PRESCRIPTIONCopy !req
248. FOR SOME TRANQUILIZERS.Copy !req
249. AND WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.Copy !req
250. PERHAPS IT WOULD BE WISECopy !req
251. FOR YOU TO SEEK
MORE EXPERT ADVICE.Copy !req
252. I'M ONLY A FAMILY
DOCTOR, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
253. AND PSYCHIATRY IS
NOT MY SPECIALTY.Copy !req
254. HOWEVER, I FEEL THAT
YOUR HUSBAND'S CONDITIONCopy !req
255. COULD BE RELATIVELY SIMPLE.Copy !req
256. I READ AN INTERESTING
PAPER ON RESEARCHCopy !req
257. THAT MIGHT APPLY TO
YOUR HUSBAND'S CONDITION.Copy !req
258. WHAT CONDITION, DOCTOR?Copy !req
259. WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS ARTICLE,Copy !req
260. IT'S POSSIBLE FOR
ANYONE TO HAVE DELUSIONSCopy !req
261. DIRECTLY ATTRIBUTABLE TO
OUR OVERMECHANIZED CULTURE.Copy !req
262. REALLY?Copy !req
263. MM. NOW, YOU SAY
HE'S A TV ADDICT.Copy !req
264. WELL, PERHAPS HE'S BEEN STARINGCopy !req
265. AT THIS ELECTRONIC
BLESSING, THE TELEVISION SET,Copy !req
266. FOR SO LONG THAT ITS
LIFE HAS BECOME HIS.Copy !req
267. YEAH?Copy !req
268. AND HE'S REACHED SUCH
A STAGE OF CONFUSIONCopy !req
269. THAT HE NO LONGER KNOWS
WHETHER HE'S WATCHINGCopy !req
270. THE ACTION OR
PARTICIPATING IN IT.Copy !req
271. NOW, MIND YOU, THIS
IS NOT AN ILLNESSCopy !req
272. AFFECTING ONLY THE
JUVENILE OR MORONIC.Copy !req
273. I, ON OCCASION, HAVE
FOUND MYSELF ASKINGCopy !req
274. FOR SUTURES AND SPONGESCopy !req
275. DURING OPERATIONS PERFORMED
BY TELEVISION SURGEONS.Copy !req
276. OH?Copy !req
277. UH, BUT NEVER MIND.Copy !req
278. IN MR. BRITT'S
CASE, I RATHER FEELCopy !req
279. HE THINKS HE HAS MURDERED YOU.Copy !req
280. WHAT?Copy !req
281. OR RATHER, THAT HE WILL.Copy !req
282. HE SEEMS TO BE QUITE BEWILDEREDCopy !req
283. REGARDING THE PAST,
PRESENT AND FUTURE.Copy !req
284. WELL, IN ANY CASE,
IT COULD BE SERIOUS,Copy !req
285. SO WOULD YOU
HAVE HIM IN MY OFFICECopy !req
286. FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, HMM?Copy !req
287. ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR.Copy !req
288. AND SEE THAT HE GETS A
GOOD NIGHT'S REST TONIGHT.Copy !req
289. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
290. GOOD NIGHT, DOCTOR.Copy !req
291. Now, you folks out
there in TV land,Copy !req
292. you know Old Country
Boy's not joshing youCopy !req
293. when he tells you that this saleCopy !req
294. ain't gonna be going
on much longer.Copy !req
295. 'Cause fast as we move 'em in
now, we're gonna herd 'em out.Copy !req
296. We buy by the herd, and
we sells 'em by the herd.Copy !req
297. Oh, for you folks uptown,
that's called volume buying.Copy !req
298. Well, now, shucks, about
all a country boy can doCopy !req
299. with a buck or two
he makes on a saleCopy !req
300. is to keep the lights
on, pay the ranch hands.Copy !req
301. Now, you know that Old Country
Boy shoots straight with you.Copy !req
302. I mean, he tells you right nowCopy !req
303. if any of his beauties
come up late.Copy !req
304. Will you take this
little philly right here?Copy !req
305. Hot dog, this one...Copy !req
306. PHYLLIS.Copy !req
307. THE DOCTOR WANTS
YOU TO GO TO SLEEP.Copy !req
308. THAT'S WHY HE
GAVE YOU A SEDATIVE.Copy !req
309. I CAN'T SLEEP.Copy !req
310. YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO, EITHER,Copy !req
311. IF YOU'D SEEN WHAT I DID.Copy !req
312. WELL, STAY AWAKE.Copy !req
313. ONLY, WHAT YOU SAW...Copy !req
314. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.Copy !req
315. HE TOLD YOU?Copy !req
316. YES. HE SAID NOT TO WORRY.Copy !req
317. HE SAID... HE SAID FOR
YOU TO JUST GO TO SLEEPCopy !req
318. AND EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE.Copy !req
319. IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU?Copy !req
320. NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
321. PHYLLIS... YES?Copy !req
322. I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. SIT DOWN.Copy !req
323. OH, NO, YOU DON'T.Copy !req
324. EVERY TIME YOU START THAT,
WE WIND UP HAVING A FIGHT,Copy !req
325. AND IF YOU DON'T MIND,
TONIGHT I'M PASSING.Copy !req
326. I'LL MAKE SURE THERE'S NO FIGHT.Copy !req
327. DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
328. ANYWAY, I GOT NOTHING
TO FIGHT WITH YOU ABOUT.Copy !req
329. IF ANYONE IS TO BLAME FOR
US NOT GETTING ALONG, IT'S ME.Copy !req
330. NOW, COME ON, SIT DOWN.Copy !req
331. OH, YOU ARE SICK.Copy !req
332. YOU'RE NOT WELL, JOE.Copy !req
333. IF YOU WERE IN
YOUR RIGHT NOODLE,Copy !req
334. YOU WOULDN'T TALK LIKE THAT.Copy !req
335. NO, I MEAN IT.
COME ON, I MEAN IT.Copy !req
336. COME ON, SIT DOWN, HONEY.Copy !req
337. LOOK, PHYLLIS...Copy !req
338. YOU KNOW, DRIVING A CAB
IS PRETTY LONELY WORK.Copy !req
339. YOU'RE ALL BY YOURSELF
FOR HOURS AND HOURS,Copy !req
340. AND IN BETWEEN TIMES,Copy !req
341. PEOPLE ARE YELLING AT YOUCopy !req
342. TO SLOW DOWN, GO AHEAD,
TO TAKE MADISON AVENUE,Copy !req
343. TO NOT TAKE MADISON AVENUE,Copy !req
344. TO TURN RIGHT, LEFT, STOP.Copy !req
345. AND ON TOP OF IT,Copy !req
346. EVERYBODY SAYS YOU'RE CROOKED.Copy !req
347. SO... WHEN SOMEBODY COMES ALONGCopy !req
348. AND SMILES AT YOU
AND CALLS YOU "MISTER,"Copy !req
349. WELL, MAYBE YOU GO ALL
TO PIECES AND START TO THINKCopy !req
350. THE MOON AND THE STARS
ARE YOUR PRIVATE PROPERTYCopy !req
351. AND THAT IT'S SPRING.Copy !req
352. WELL, YOU ACT LIKE A
FIRST-CLASS DONKEY,Copy !req
353. KICKING UP YOUR HEELSCopy !req
354. LIKE YOU WERE 17 OR 18.Copy !req
355. GET WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
356. NO.Copy !req
357. WELL...Copy !req
358. THERE AIN'T NO POINT IN
DRAWING YOU PICTURES.Copy !req
359. WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL
YOU IS THAT, WELL, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
360. SEEING YOU DEAD LIKE
THAT, IT WAS AN AWFUL SHOCKCopy !req
361. AND IT MADE ME REALIZE THAT...Copy !req
362. WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.Copy !req
363. NO. SAY IT.Copy !req
364. OKAY, I WILL.Copy !req
365. IT TOOK A SHOCK LIKE THAT
TO MAKE ME REALIZE THAT...Copy !req
366. THAT YOU ARE NOT... WELL...Copy !req
367. IT'S YOU I'M IN LOVE WITH.Copy !req
368. I'M TOUCHED.Copy !req
369. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
370. I'M REALLY TOUCHED!Copy !req
371. ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET NASTY.Copy !req
372. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,
GET ALL DEWY AND GOOEY?Copy !req
373. AM I SUPPOSED TO
FALL ALL OVER MYSELFCopy !req
374. BECAUSE MY HUSBAND OF 27
YEARS FINALLY DECIDES HE LOVES ME?Copy !req
375. I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.Copy !req
376. AFTER CHASING HALF THE BRONXCopy !req
377. AND THE ENTIRE
BOROUGH OF MANHATTAN,Copy !req
378. YOU PIN THE BLUE RIBBON ON ME,Copy !req
379. WHICH MEANS I WIN A USED NITWITCopy !req
380. TO FEED, TO PAMPER,
TO KEEP AND OBEYCopy !req
381. TILL DEATH DO PART!Copy !req
382. TAKE IT EASY, PHYLLIS.Copy !req
383. I'LL TAKE IT EASY.Copy !req
384. I'D TAKE A BUTCHER KNIFE TO YOUCopy !req
385. IF YOU WEREN'T IN BED AND
OUT OF YOUR RIGHT MIND.Copy !req
386. WHO'S OUT OF HIS RIGHT MIND?Copy !req
387. YOU ARE!Copy !req
388. IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOUR DIRTY DOINGS LYING DOWN...Copy !req
389. SO SOME GUY HAILED YOU
ON THE WAY TO THE GARAGECopy !req
390. AND ASKED YOU TO
TAKE HIM TO YONKERS.Copy !req
391. NO WONDER WE'VE BEEN SHORT
OF MONEY FOR THE LAST MONTH!Copy !req
392. YOU'VE BEEN BLOWING IT ALL
ON THAT FLEA-BITTEN FLOOZY!Copy !req
393. GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
394. YOU BET I WILL!Copy !req
395. IF YOU THINK I'M GOING
TO LIVE WITH A MANCopy !req
396. THAT'S DONE WHAT YOU'VE DONE...Copy !req
397. GIVING YOU THE BEST
YEARS OF MY LIFE...Copy !req
398. I TRUSTED YOU!Copy !req
399. WELL, MR. BRITT, I'M GOING
TO TAKE YOU TO COURT...Copy !req
400. YOU AND THAT FANCY
WOMAN OF YOURS,Copy !req
401. WHOEVER SHE IS!Copy !req
402. GO AHEAD, IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU WANT!Copy !req
403. THAT'S THE THANKS I GETCopy !req
404. FOR WANTING TO BE HONEST.Copy !req
405. THAT'S THE THANKS I GETCopy !req
406. FOR WANTING TO
TURN OVER A NEW LEAF.Copy !req
407. KILL ME... I'D LIKE
TO SEE HIM TRY IT.Copy !req
408. I'LL TEAR HIM LIMB FROM
LIMB, THE DIRTY, ROTTEN CHEAT.Copy !req
409. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I EVER SAW IN HER.Copy !req
410. SHE AIN'T GOT NO UNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
411. SHE WOULDN'T KNOW SYMPATHYCopy !req
412. IF IT HOPPED UP AND
BIT HER ON THE BACKSIDE.Copy !req
413. Man on TV: Your honor,
the prosecution objectsCopy !req
414. to these interruptions
by the defense.Copy !req
415. They've had their
chance to refuteCopy !req
416. the testimony of
our expert witness,Copy !req
417. and all they did was to put
Dr. Saltman on the stand.Copy !req
418. Now, even he testified
that in his opinion,Copy !req
419. the accused was sane when
he committed the murder.Copy !req
420. So in this summation, when I
demand the penalty of death...Copy !req
421. PHYLLIS!Copy !req
422. I'LL "PHYLLIS" YOU!Copy !req
423. PHYLLIS!Copy !req
424. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO DO, DRIVE ME BUGS?Copy !req
425. HOW CAN YOU STAND
THERE LISTENING TO THIS?Copy !req
426. Joseph Britt, you
have been found guiltyCopy !req
427. by a jury of your peers.Copy !req
428. It is the judgment of this courtCopy !req
429. that you be taken to the
Sing Sing State PrisonCopy !req
430. and there be kept in custodyCopy !req
431. and put to deathCopy !req
432. in a manner provided by the law.Copy !req
433. HOW CAN YOU JUST STAND THERE?Copy !req
434. YOU MUST BE BUGS!Copy !req
435. WHAT YOU SEE IS
IN YOUR MIND, JOE,Copy !req
436. AND WHAT YOU HEAR
IS YOUR CONSCIENCE.Copy !req
437. THERE, TAKE A GOOD LOOK!Copy !req
438. TURN IT OFF.Copy !req
439. WHY? IT'S JUST ANOTHER
PROGRAM LIKE WRESTLING.Copy !req
440. LET'S WATCH IT TOGETHER.Copy !req
441. I HAVEN'T HAD A
GOOD LAUGH ALL DAY.Copy !req
442. GET OUT OF MY WAY, PHYLLIS!Copy !req
443. OOH, I'M SO FRIGHTENED.Copy !req
444. YOU SCARE ME TO DEATH.Copy !req
445. OH, MY, MY, HOW ROUGH YOU ARE.Copy !req
446. TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE, JOE.Copy !req
447. WHAT DID YOU SEE,
JOE... LADY WRESTLERS?Copy !req
448. WHAT DO YOU SEE, JOE...
A BURLESQUE SHOW?Copy !req
449. FAN DANCERS FROM YONKERS?Copy !req
450. YONKERS?Copy !req
451. FAN DANCERS?Copy !req
452. DID YOU SEE THEM, JOE?Copy !req
453. YONKERS, YONKERS, YONKERS!Copy !req
454. FAN DANCERS!Copy !req
455. FAN DANCE!Copy !req
456. I'LL KILL YOU!Copy !req
457. HA! HA!Copy !req
458. I'LL KILL YOU!Copy !req
459. HA! HA!Copy !req
460. NOW TURN ON THE TV, JOE!Copy !req
461. GIVE ME... OH... YOU... YOU...Copy !req
462. COME ON, COME ON, GIVE ME THAT!Copy !req
463. YOU... YOU... YOU
CALL YOURSELF A WIFE?Copy !req
464. OH, YOU DIRTY...!Copy !req
465. GET OFF OF ME!Copy !req
466. WELL, YOU WILL, HUH?Copy !req
467. GOING TO KILL ME, ARE YOU?Copy !req
468. I'LL KILL YOU.Copy !req
469. PHYLLIS... PHYLLIS!Copy !req
470. WHAT HAVE I DONE?Copy !req
471. OH...Copy !req
472. I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT.Copy !req
473. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER.Copy !req
474. OH... FIX YOUR SET OKAY, MISTER?Copy !req
475. YOU WILL RECOMMEND
MY SERVICE, WON'T YOU?Copy !req
476. THE NEXT TIME YOUR
TV SET IS ON THE BLINK,Copy !req
477. WHEN YOU'RE IN THE NEED
OF A FIRST-RATE REPAIRMAN,Copy !req
478. MAY WE SUGGEST
OUR OWN SPECIALIST?Copy !req
479. FACTORY-TRAINED, PROMPT,
HONEST, 24-HOUR SERVICE.Copy !req
480. YOU WON'T FIND HIM
IN THE PHONE BOOK,Copy !req
481. BUT HIS OFFICE IS
CONVENIENTLY LOCATED...Copy !req
482. IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE.Copy !req
483. AND NOW, MR. SERLING.Copy !req
484. NEXT ON TWILIGHT ZONE,
WE MOVE INTO NEW ORLEANSCopy !req
485. FOR THE MARDI GRAS, AND
WE DO IT WITH A VENGEANCE.Copy !req
486. ROBERT KEITH AND MILTON
SELZER APPEAR IN A BIZARRE STORYCopy !req
487. OF MEN, MASQUERADES AND MASKS.Copy !req
488. THIS IS A SMALL SHOCKER
TO WIND UP YOUR WEEK,Copy !req
489. AND IF IT DOESN'T SEND
YOU TO A PSYCHIATRIST,Copy !req
490. IT'LL SEND YOU AT
LEAST TO A MIRROR.Copy !req
491. ON TWLIGHT ZONE
NEXT, "THE MASKS."Copy !req