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2. You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.Copy !req
3. Beyond it is another dimension-Copy !req
4. a dimension of sound,Copy !req
5. a dimension of sight,Copy !req
6. a dimension of mind.Copy !req
7. You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,Copy !req
8. of things and ideas.Copy !req
9. You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.Copy !req
10. Whoa.Copy !req
11. What's your
pleasure, sir?Copy !req
12. Cold beer.Copy !req
13. Cold beer, she is.Copy !req
14. That'll be a nickel.Copy !req
15. It's a lovely
little town.Copy !req
16. What's that?Copy !req
17. I was just remarking
about your town.Copy !req
18. It's a beautiful, peaceful
little place you've got here.Copy !req
19. It's the name
that really gets me.Copy !req
20. Happiness, arizona.Copy !req
21. Yeah, that's what
she's called-Copy !req
22. happiness, arizona.Copy !req
23. Let's see, she's
been called thatCopy !req
24. about ten
months now.Copy !req
25. Oh! What was she called
before that?Copy !req
26. Called before that?Copy !req
27. Oh, various things.Copy !req
28. Satan's stage stop.Copy !req
29. Dead man's junction.Copy !req
30. Boothill village-
you passed it.Copy !req
31. Boothill
town cemetery.Copy !req
32. 128 people
buried there.Copy !req
33. Every one of them
shot to deathCopy !req
34. except one who died
of natural causes.Copy !req
35. Well, that's life.Copy !req
36. Ah, this town wasn't
a fit place to live in.Copy !req
37. Wasn't a nightCopy !req
38. you wouldn't have to
step over a dead body.Copy !req
39. That a fact?Copy !req
40. All of them shooting
every night.Copy !req
41. There were more citizens
biting the dustCopy !req
42. than there was attending
sunday services.Copy !req
43. Ah, do tell.Copy !req
44. And then, do you know
what happened?Copy !req
45. I can't even
begin to guess.Copy !req
46. Exactly- town took
stock of itself.Copy !req
47. Got itself
a real effective sheriff.Copy !req
48. Put the kibosh on firearms.Copy !req
49. Built itself a jail and
a gallows, enforced the law.Copy !req
50. Next thing you know...Copy !req
51. happiness, arizona!Copy !req
52. Where a man can walk
down the streetCopy !req
53. and have himself a drinkCopy !req
54. without having
to check the mirrorCopy !req
55. and see who's
gunning after him.Copy !req
56. Now, that's
progress, mister.Copy !req
57. Well, it's
this kind of thingCopy !req
58. that kind of brings
tears to my eyes.Copy !req
59. Oh, now, you don't
have to be scaredCopy !req
60. to show any
emotion, sir.Copy !req
61. I know the feeling.Copy !req
62. Been living with
killing and violenceCopy !req
63. all your life,
and then suddenlyCopy !req
64. it's kind of like...Copy !req
65. it's kind of like the sun
coming over a dark cloudCopy !req
66. and shining on you with its
warm rays of beneficence.Copy !req
67. I do a little preaching
on the side too.Copy !req
68. What's your line, sir?Copy !req
69. My... my line?Copy !req
70. What do you do?Copy !req
71. I'm on the road a
good deal of the time.Copy !req
72. Selling!Copy !req
73. In a manner of speaking.Copy !req
74. Services are my supply.Copy !req
75. Services?Copy !req
76. Well, what sort
of services?Copy !req
77. Maybe I can
throw a little
business your way.Copy !req
78. You might at that.Copy !req
79. This is a town
that could use me.Copy !req
80. What sort
of servicesCopy !req
81. you supplying?Copy !req
82. I bring back the dead.Copy !req
83. Introducing mr. Jared garrity,
a gentleman of commerceCopy !req
84. who in the latter half of the
19th century plied his tradeCopy !req
85. in the wild and
wooly hinterlandsCopy !req
86. of the american west.Copy !req
87. And mr. Garrity,
if one can believe him,Copy !req
88. is a resurrector of the dead,
which on the face of itCopy !req
89. certainly sounds like the bull
is off the nickel.Copy !req
90. But to the scoffers
amongst you,Copy !req
91. and you ladies and gentlemen
from missouri,Copy !req
92. don't laugh this one
off entirely,Copy !req
93. at least until you've seen
a sample of mr. Garrity's waresCopy !req
94. and an example of his services.Copy !req
95. The place is happiness, arizona,Copy !req
96. the time about 1890,Copy !req
97. and you and I have just entered
a saloon where the bar whiskeyCopy !req
98. is brewed, bottled and delivered
from the twilight zone.Copy !req
99. What'd he say
his name was?Copy !req
100. He didn't say.Copy !req
101. He's got a sign
on his wagon.Copy !req
102. It says garrity.Copy !req
103. That could
be his name.Copy !req
104. By golly, that's
deduction.Copy !req
105. You know why we
got law and orderCopy !req
106. in this town?Copy !req
107. Because we've
got a sheriffCopy !req
108. that uses scientific
deduction.Copy !req
109. I wish I'd thought of that.Copy !req
110. You know, if you don't know
a fella's name,Copy !req
111. you just look at his wagon.Copy !req
112. Well, now, that's really
no great shakeCopy !req
113. of a deduction, lapham,Copy !req
114. but it does point up the factCopy !req
115. you can't stop thinking
on this job.Copy !req
116. It's really kind of a think,
think, think proposition.Copy !req
117. Now some men depend on this
all the timeCopy !req
118. when they should be using
the old... the old bean.Copy !req
119. By golly,
nobody could be righter.Copy !req
120. And when you use the head
instead of the gun,Copy !req
121. you save money on bullets
and burials and labor.Copy !req
122. Now he said what to you, jensen?Copy !req
123. Oh, he said he could
bring back the dead.Copy !req
124. Well, that's what he
said his line was-Copy !req
125. "bringing back the dead."Copy !req
126. Tell you, I almost
keeled back in my tracks.Copy !req
127. Bring back the
dead, I'm thinking.Copy !req
128. Well, he's
either a lunaticCopy !req
129. or he's trying
to gull me.Copy !req
130. That's when I ran
over to your officeCopy !req
131. and got you, sheriff.Copy !req
132. Yeah, and when we come back,
he done and left town.Copy !req
133. He probably figured
you'd gone after the sheriffCopy !req
134. and decided to get out of town.Copy !req
135. By golly, that's good reasoning,
sheriff.Copy !req
136. That's just what he done.Copy !req
137. He's obviously some sort
of a con man.Copy !req
138. And when he saw jensen here
leave the saloon,Copy !req
139. he knew he was going
for the lawman.Copy !req
140. So, uh, he felt
he was in trouble,Copy !req
141. and he got out of town.Copy !req
142. Now that's a very fine
piece of deduction.Copy !req
143. Except hows come
he left his wagon?Copy !req
144. Gooberman, you're a very
embarrassing man to have around.Copy !req
145. Why do you want to ask a
question like that for?Copy !req
146. "Hows come he left his wagon?"Copy !req
147. "Hows come
he left his wagon?"Copy !req
148. How come he did leave his wagon?Copy !req
149. Sheriff?Copy !req
150. Way I figure it,Copy !req
151. he probably didn't get
out of town after all.Copy !req
152. The way I figure it,Copy !req
153. he probably checked into
the hotel or something.Copy !req
154. By golly, sheriff,
you're exactly right.Copy !req
155. That's just what he done.Copy !req
156. You've got a job here
for the rest of your lifeCopy !req
157. if I've got anything
to do with it.Copy !req
158. Jensen,Copy !req
159. give the sheriff
a drink on me.Copy !req
160. You're a real sport, lapham.Copy !req
161. That's real kind of you, lapham,
real kind of you.Copy !req
162. Real kind of you.Copy !req
163. Here's to lapham.Copy !req
164. Sheriff.Copy !req
165. You're, uh...
you're mr. Garrity?Copy !req
166. That's my family name.Copy !req
167. Is that your
wagon outside?Copy !req
168. Yep, that's
my wagon.Copy !req
169. Says garrity
on it?Copy !req
170. That's my
family name.Copy !req
171. Well, mr. Jensen
here saysCopy !req
172. that you bring
back the dead.Copy !req
173. Now, that's a figure
of speech, ain't it?Copy !req
174. You don't actually
bring back the dead.Copy !req
175. On the contrary, that's exactly
what I do- bring back the dead.Copy !req
176. Well, now, you wouldn't
mind telling usCopy !req
177. how you go about
doing this, would you?Copy !req
178. Well, now, sheriff,
no offense-Copy !req
179. uh, bartender,
please-Copy !req
180. but it's kind of like a
professional trade secretCopy !req
181. kind of like a magician.Copy !req
182. Now, he doesn't tell
how he does his tricksCopy !req
183. and I don't tell how I
bring back the dead...Copy !req
184. but I do.Copy !req
185. The fact is,
I heard about
your town here.Copy !req
186. 128 dead in boothill
up there.Copy !req
187. Happiness, arizona,Copy !req
188. with the biggest cemetery
west of chicagoCopy !req
189. and all of them
departing the earthCopy !req
190. with unspeakable
violence.Copy !req
191. All but one.Copy !req
192. And that was my
dear wife, zelda,Copy !req
193. rest her soul.Copy !req
194. A fine healthy strapping
woman of 247 pounds,Copy !req
195. but not unattractive, mind you,Copy !req
196. and suddenly
I lost her.Copy !req
197. And that's
why I drink-Copy !req
198. from a
broken heart.Copy !req
199. How much loss
can a man stand?Copy !req
200. Killed him, poor little tyke,
ran right under my wagon.Copy !req
201. Must have struck him
alongside of the head.Copy !req
202. Hasn't got a mark on him,
but he's sure dead.Copy !req
203. Well, it's accidental
animal homicide.Copy !req
204. Well, that's decent
of you, sheriff.Copy !req
205. No fine or nothing?Copy !req
206. No fine.Copy !req
207. You obviously couldn't help it.Copy !req
208. Anybody know who
the dog belongs to?Copy !req
209. Stray is what it is.Copy !req
210. I never seen
it before.Copy !req
211. I'll take him out
and bury him.Copy !req
212. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
213. The proof of the pudding
is in the eatingCopy !req
214. and the proof of the service
is in the performing.Copy !req
215. Hallelujah!Copy !req
216. Now that dog is certainly
dead, is it not?Copy !req
217. And gentlemen,
I shall return itCopy !req
218. to the land of
the living.Copy !req
219. I shall resurrect
that dog.Copy !req
220. Now, please, stand
back all of you.Copy !req
221. Oh, I want to ask you one thing.Copy !req
222. In order that I might
perform the operationCopy !req
223. completely and satisfactorily,Copy !req
224. would you all turn around so
that you're not watching me.Copy !req
225. If you don't
mind, please.Copy !req
226. Eureka!Copy !req
227. Oh, you good dog.Copy !req
228. Oh, you good dog!Copy !req
229. There we go.Copy !req
230. Look at him go!Copy !req
231. My dear friends,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
232. citizenry of happiness, arizona,Copy !req
233. it is with no small
degree of pleasureCopy !req
234. that I stand hereCopy !req
235. on this quaint
picturesque main streetCopy !req
236. performing what I
might modestly claimCopy !req
237. as an accomplishment
of some dimension.Copy !req
238. As you have all seen,Copy !req
239. I have just brought
a dog back to life.Copy !req
240. It's devil's work!Copy !req
241. Black magic is what it is.Copy !req
242. It is not black magic
and not devil's work.Copy !req
243. It is the application
of scientific principlesCopy !req
244. which I have picked up
over the yearsCopy !req
245. while traveling exclusively
in the himalayan mountains.Copy !req
246. What I did for that dog I can do
for your loved ones-Copy !req
247. may their souls rest in peace-
momentarily.Copy !req
248. You mean, you can bring
back my zelda?Copy !req
249. And my former partner?Copy !req
250. And my late husband?Copy !req
251. Tonight, dear friends,
tonight at midnight,Copy !req
252. happiness will reign
in happiness, arizona.Copy !req
253. The dead will be returned
to you.Copy !req
254. H-he's still up
at the cemetery.Copy !req
255. He's been there four hours now.Copy !req
256. That place freezes my
insides at high noonCopy !req
257. with the sun
shining down.Copy !req
258. Imagine how it
is after dark.Copy !req
259. I don't like
the proceedings.Copy !req
260. I believe when you're dead,
you're dead.Copy !req
261. Imagine my
little blossom,Copy !req
262. my own zelda.Copy !req
263. All those lonely days
and lonely weeksCopy !req
264. and tonight at midnight,
she comes back to me.Copy !req
265. Good evening,
gentlemen.Copy !req
266. Good evening
to you all.Copy !req
267. Whiskey, please.Copy !req
268. You know, the cosmic impulses
tonight are incredible.Copy !req
269. Absolutely incredible!Copy !req
270. I have just been up on boothill.Copy !req
271. All finished
up there now?Copy !req
272. All finished.Copy !req
273. Now they'll all come filing
down any moment now.Copy !req
274. Ahead of schedule, too.Copy !req
275. I hadn't gone five minutes
into the ceremonyCopy !req
276. before the earth
started to heave.Copy !req
277. Some mighty anxious folks
up there.Copy !req
278. Mighty anxious.Copy !req
279. Ah, but it'd do your heart good
to see them wiggling aroundCopy !req
280. under the sod,
just like some happy coltsCopy !req
281. raring to face life again.Copy !req
282. That's your beloved brother,Copy !req
283. isn't it,
mr. Jensen?Copy !req
284. Uh, john, he was killed
by accident last march.Copy !req
285. We had a gunfight in here and
he got hit by a stray bullet.Copy !req
286. The same size
and shape as youCopy !req
287. with a kind of a limp?Copy !req
288. Uh...Copy !req
289. how did you know?Copy !req
290. Your brother was the last man
buried, mr. Jensen,Copy !req
291. and the last buried
are the first onesCopy !req
292. who'll be coming back down.Copy !req
293. Coming back down?Copy !req
294. Ha! I believe
that's him coming now.Copy !req
295. Mr. Jensen...Copy !req
296. it's your own
beloved brother johnCopy !req
297. and a more decent,
honorable citizenCopy !req
298. never pulled a cork
from a bottle,
so I'm told.Copy !req
299. Mr. Garrity, he was a
lowdown thieving skunk.Copy !req
300. He spent more time tapping
the till and stealing whiskeyCopy !req
301. than he did
waiting on customers.Copy !req
302. You dishonor the man.Copy !req
303. And here he returns to you
from the grave.Copy !req
304. And after that unfortunate,
accidental bulletCopy !req
305. that caught him
between the shoulder blades.Copy !req
306. Mr. Garrity.Copy !req
307. What do you chargeCopy !req
308. to bring back
these dead people?Copy !req
309. Room and board, but my
major source of incomeCopy !req
310. is the pleasure
I deriveCopy !req
311. bringing happiness
to my fellow man.Copy !req
312. Well, how would you
like to increaseCopy !req
313. that source of income?Copy !req
314. You'll have to speak
a bit plainer.Copy !req
315. What would it take to
put my brother back?Copy !req
316. No, that would be a
difficult procedure.Copy !req
317. You see, mr. Jensen,Copy !req
318. after the resurrection
has taken placeCopy !req
319. it requires
a maximum effortCopy !req
320. to make them die
all over again.Copy !req
321. Well, would $100
help the effort?Copy !req
322. Shall we say $1,000?Copy !req
323. Well, what does
500 do for you?Copy !req
324. It warms me a little
but I still feel drafty.Copy !req
325. Let's settle for,
uh... 750, shall we?Copy !req
326. It's a deal.Copy !req
327. He disappeared!Copy !req
328. He just plain
disappeared!Copy !req
329. He came walking
towards usCopy !req
330. and I would
have bet moneyCopy !req
331. it was your
brother john.Copy !req
332. And he was walking
towards usCopy !req
333. and then he plumb
disappeared!Copy !req
334. That's life.Copy !req
335. But now don't
fret, friends.Copy !req
336. He'll be followed
by all the others.Copy !req
337. All the
others?Copy !req
338. Including your beloved wife.Copy !req
339. Your lonely hours are over.Copy !req
340. Your zelda will soon
be back with youCopy !req
341. to bring back
your peace of mind.Copy !req
342. No disrespect, uh...Copy !req
343. what I mean is that zelda was
the flower of all womanhoodCopy !req
344. but on six different occasionsCopy !req
345. she broke my left arm and
this poor thing was in a castCopy !req
346. so many times that
I developed a list.Copy !req
347. Your point, mr. Gooberman.Copy !req
348. Oh, I would hate to
disturb zelda's restCopy !req
349. so how much would it
cost to put her back?Copy !req
350. Oh, that's a difficult
assignment, mr. Gooberman.Copy !req
351. Uh...Copy !req
352. $500.Copy !req
353. For me it was $750!Copy !req
354. I'm
ashamed.Copy !req
355. I'm truly
ashamed.Copy !req
356. Your own
dear brother.Copy !req
357. And you, gooberman,
your dear wife.Copy !req
358. As a public official of this
town, I apologize for these men.Copy !req
359. I am humiliated.Copy !req
360. Nothing less than humiliated!Copy !req
361. I don't blame you
a bit, sheriff.Copy !req
362. And I could perceive immediatelyCopy !req
363. that you're made of
sterner stuff.Copy !req
364. You're not quaking
in your bootsCopy !req
365. because lightning
petersonCopy !req
366. will be one of the departed
returning this night.Copy !req
367. Lightning
peterson!Copy !req
368. You killed
him yourself,Copy !req
369. didn't you,
sheriff?Copy !req
370. He was the
fastest gunCopy !req
371. in the
territory.Copy !req
372. Balderdash.Copy !req
373. I say balderdash!Copy !req
374. "Lightning" peterson.Copy !req
375. You killed him once, sheriff,
in an honest showdownCopy !req
376. and if he hasn't
learned from thatCopy !req
377. well, you can do it again.Copy !req
378. Something, sheriff?Copy !req
379. You're going to resurrect
that gunman?Copy !req
380. Well, it was a
mass operation.Copy !req
381. As a matter of fact, sheriff,Copy !req
382. it will give you
a marvelous opportunityCopy !req
383. to dispel those
ugly rumors I heardCopy !req
384. that you actually shot
peterson in the back...Copy !req
385. late at night...Copy !req
386. when he was alone and unarmedCopy !req
387. and you had six deputies
alongside of you.Copy !req
388. Seven.Copy !req
389. Now, I know that you faced up
to him in broad daylightCopy !req
390. but this will give you an
opportunity to shoot him down,Copy !req
391. if need be, face-to-face.Copy !req
392. Well, now, the fact
is, mr. Garrity,Copy !req
393. I don't think that peterson
should be resurrected.Copy !req
394. Actually...Copy !req
395. he's a menace to society.Copy !req
396. The fact is,
sheriff...Copy !req
397. he's already
on his way down.Copy !req
398. I don't mind
facing up to himCopy !req
399. but why go to all
that trouble?Copy !req
400. Uh...Copy !req
401. would, uh,
you think $500Copy !req
402. would keep him
back up there?Copy !req
403. Lightning peterson?Copy !req
404. You do him an
injustice, sheriff.Copy !req
405. He was quite a lad
with the gunCopy !req
406. and mighty
active at that.Copy !req
407. No, no, no, this will
be a $1,200 job.Copy !req
408. Sold.Copy !req
409. Jensen,
a whole bottle please.Copy !req
410. Happen to see a scrawny
little man out there,Copy !req
411. kinda gimlet-eyed.Copy !req
412. His name?Copy !req
413. Perkins. Ephraim perkins.Copy !req
414. Relative?
Ex-husband.Copy !req
415. And no tighter man
ever squeezed a silver dollar.Copy !req
416. And the thing of it is,
I'm married again.Copy !req
417. And if the truth be known,Copy !req
418. I never did care for ephraim
while he was livingCopy !req
419. and I don't see why I should
go through it all again.Copy !req
420. What would I do
with two husbands?Copy !req
421. A hundred dollars?Copy !req
422. Five, madam.Copy !req
423. Five?
Mm.Copy !req
424. My father-in-law...Copy !req
425. my father-in-law's
a big man,Copy !req
426. asked to be buried
with a bullwhip.Copy !req
427. There's just no reason
why he should...Copy !req
428. no, no, no.Copy !req
429. Oh, thank you,
thank you.Copy !req
430. My wife looked
very prettyCopy !req
431. when she was buried.Copy !req
432. Couldn't we keep
her that way?Copy !req
433. Five.Copy !req
434. The rest of you just
put your names here.Copy !req
435. The amount's $500.Copy !req
436. Thank you.Copy !req
437. Five.Copy !req
438. Whoa.Copy !req
439. Come on, boy!Copy !req
440. Come on, spot, come on!Copy !req
441. Come on, spot, come here!Copy !req
442. Oh, you nice, nice puppy.Copy !req
443. Oh, you're a nice dog.Copy !req
444. I got a big bone
in the wagon for you.Copy !req
445. Your reward for playing dead.Copy !req
446. You're late!Copy !req
447. Oh, ace,
I couldn't help it.Copy !req
448. This town is the ripest pear
we ever plucked.Copy !req
449. They couldn't
get rid of their
moneybags fast enough.Copy !req
450. What was the take?Copy !req
451. Considerably more than you
earned on the stage, dear boy.Copy !req
452. Played my part uncommonly well.Copy !req
453. Uncommonly.Copy !req
454. I've been checking over
the itinerary.Copy !req
455. Our next stop is tucson.Copy !req
456. We'll get a good night's sleep,Copy !req
457. you go in there in the morning,
get a line on the place.Copy !req
458. We'll see which
of the dear departedCopy !req
459. you can imitate
tomorrow night.Copy !req
460. Real sorry, friends,Copy !req
461. that I couldn't perform
what I laid claim to,Copy !req
462. so rest in peace, all of you.Copy !req
463. Let's go.Copy !req
464. Old spot, now
come on over here.Copy !req
465. There you go.Copy !req
466. You sit here.Copy !req
467. The man don't do
himself justice.Copy !req
468. The actor that played you
wasn't worth a darn.Copy !req
469. But that there garrityCopy !req
470. sure can do a job
of resurrecting.Copy !req
471. I can't wait to get
back into town.Copy !req
472. I've got a lot of drinking
to catch up with.Copy !req
473. There's a yellow skunk
of a sheriffCopy !req
474. I aim to settle
a score with, too.Copy !req
475. And there's a little pipsqueakCopy !req
476. of a sot just waiting
to get his arm brokeCopy !req
477. and I'm just the gal
that can do itCopy !req
478. or my name
ain't zelda gooberman.Copy !req
479. Exit mr. Garrity,
a would-be charlatan,Copy !req
480. a make-believe con manCopy !req
481. and a sad misjudger
of his own talents.Copy !req
482. Respectfully submitted
from an empty cemeteryCopy !req
483. on a dark hillsideCopy !req
484. that is one of the slopes
leading to the twilight zone.Copy !req
485. And now, mr. Serling.Copy !req
486. The subject next time
is automation.Copy !req
487. Our area of concern:Copy !req
488. The replacement of men
by machines.Copy !req
489. It happens to be not only a
current industrial phenomenonCopy !req
490. but potentially
a sizable can of peas,Copy !req
491. that, once opened,
carries with itCopy !req
492. some very special
story material.Copy !req
493. Onthe twilight zonenext time,
we open that can of peasCopy !req
494. and present a battle between
the men and the machines.Copy !req
495. Richard deacon and paul newlan
star inCopy !req
496. "the brain center at whipple's."Copy !req