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2. You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.
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3. Beyond it is another dimension-
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4. a dimension of sound,
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5. a dimension of sight,
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6. a dimension of mind.
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7. You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,
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8. of things and ideas.
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9. You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.
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10. Reveille,
old tiger.
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11. Come on, get up
now, come on.
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12. All right, all right.
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13. Well, I knew you
were swacked, but really.
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14. Oh, boy.
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15. I didn't have
thatmuch to drink.
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16. Oh, hoo-hoo.
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17. Hey, bob, where are we?
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18. I had hoped we were
in the bedroom
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19. of an apartment
on west 12th street
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20. in new york city.
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21. Well, we're not.
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22. Yeah, hmm.
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23. Hmm, I don't get it.
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24. All right.
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25. We went to sleep
at home...
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26. didn't we?
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27. Well, of course
we did.
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28. Well.
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29. Remember, we
left the party
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30. up in
bedford village.
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31. And you drove.
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32. I had to, remember?
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33. You were, uh...
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34. sleepy.
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35. Let's say
unable to drive.
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36. Even had the top down.
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37. I thoughtthat
would revive you.
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38. And then somewhere
above riverdale...
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39. well, somewhere
above riverdale-
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40. what?
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41. Wait a minute.
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42. Something...
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43. came down
on the car from overhead.
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44. A shadow.
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45. And then...
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46. that's all I remember.
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47. You probably
plowed us into another car.
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48. I did not
plow us into another car.
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49. All right, all right.
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50. Let's just say,
another car plowed into us?
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51. We were probably knocked out.
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52. No.
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53. You were already
knocked out.
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54. All right, all right,
just, ugh, oh, honey.
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55. Look, it's prob...
it's no big deal.
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56. Somebody brought us here,
put us to bed,
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57. there's probably
bacon sizzling
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58. and scrambled eggs
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59. waiting downstairs right now.
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60. In fact, I think
I can smell it now.
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61. Good morning.
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62. No scrambled eggs.
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63. Well, they must
have gone out.
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64. Probably expected us
to sleep for a while.
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65. Well, they must be
pretty casual types
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66. to just go off and leave
us sleeping up there.
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67. I'm going to find
out where we are.
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68. Oh, uh, information- 411?
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69. I don't know.
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70. Just dial "o."
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71. Bob!
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72. Bob, what do
you mean, "bob"?
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73. The thing wasn't wired in.
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74. You pulled it
too hard.
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75. It still has
to be wired in.
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76. Well, just put
it back, please.
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77. Got a pencil?
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78. No.
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79. There must be one
around here somewhere.
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80. Mmm, she's not
a very good housekeeper.
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81. All the drawers stick.
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82. Bob, would you
help me please?
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83. This is stage bread,
a... it's a prop.
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84. Just empty cartons.
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85. Well, it's a good thing
I don't believe in ghosts.
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86. Well, neither
do I, but...
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87. let's, uh, let's get
out of here anyway.
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88. Bob and millie frasier.
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89. Average young new yorkers
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90. who attended a party
in the country last night
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91. and, on the way home,
took a detour.
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92. Most of us
on waking in the morning
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93. know exactly where we are.
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94. The rooster or alarm clock
brings us out of sleep
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95. into the familiar sights,
sounds, aromas of home
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96. and the comfort
of a routine day ahead.
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97. Not so with our young friends.
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98. This will be a day like
none they've ever spent.
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99. And they'll spend it
in the twilight zone.
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100. Must have gone.
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101. Well, what
do we do now?
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102. Let's try one
of the neighbors.
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103. Boy, I wish I could
remember how we got here.
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104. Reminds me of the
coney island spook house.
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105. Does it strike you
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106. that, um, it's just
as spooky out here?
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107. There's not even
a bird singing.
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108. Maybe they're just
being considerate
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109. of your hangover, darling.
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110. Stop needling me.
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111. I'm not needling.
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112. But if you'd been
sober enough to drive
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113. maybe we'd be home now
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114. instead of wherever
this is!
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115. Oh, hicksville.
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116. Boy, I don't see
how they stand it
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117. in this small burg.
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118. Hmm, you mean
all these people
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119. are just standing around
staring at us, huh?
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120. Why, where, do
you see any?
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121. No, not a soul.
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122. That's the way
it is in these small towns.
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123. They peek from behind curtains.
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124. Give me the big
city any day!
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125. At least there you know when
you're being stared at.
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126. Oh, look,
there's one citizen
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127. that makes no pretense
about staring.
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128. Isn't he cute?
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129. All right, look,
come on, honey.
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130. No, no, shh, I
think he's tame.
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131. Oh, come look.
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132. Yeah, yeah, ah,
he's a real doll.
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133. Hey, nice baby.
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134. Hey, sweetheart.
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135. I touched him
and he fell over dead.
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136. Yeah?
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137. This thing's been
dead for years.
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138. Stuffed.
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139. What would anybody want
with a stuffed squirrel?
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140. Oh, mill, don't ask
me to figure out
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141. why anybody does anything
in this hick town.
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142. Shh, they'll hear you.
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143. Where're you going?
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144. First, I'd like to
find out where we are.
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145. Second, I'd like
to use their phone.
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146. Third, I'd like to beg, buy,
borrow or steal an aspirin.
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147. I just want to go home.
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148. I want to go home!
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149. Is there anybody here?
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150. Can anybody hear us?
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151. Please, won't somebody
help us?
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152. Please, somebody!
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153. God, it's
that kid again.
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154. Well, at least the
town's not deserted.
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155. Yeah, maybe they're
all in one place-
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156. a, a town meeting,
or something like that.
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157. Sure, on a sunday morning.
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158. Yeah, especially
on sunday.
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159. That's where
they must be!
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160. They're in church!
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161. Ah!
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162. Wait, we just
can't walk in.
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163. Watch me.
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164. What'll you tell them?
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165. I'll tell them I'm tired
of their creepy town
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166. and I'll pay anybody
anything he asks
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167. to get us on
a train or bus
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168. that'll get us back
to civilization.
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169. Maybe they're praying.
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170. Maybe we'd better wait.
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171. Here's the church,
there's the steeple,
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172. open the door...
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173. nobody.
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174. What now?
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175. Ah.
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176. This'll bring them.
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177. Look outside.
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178. See if anybody's coming.
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179. Where'd everybody go?
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180. There isn't anybody.
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181. Just us.
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182. Oh, come on.
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183. There isn't a person
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184. or a thing alive
in this town.
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185. And yet...
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186. what?
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187. We're being watched.
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188. No.
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189. Now you're
getting delusions.
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190. Was that a delusion?
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191. I'm going to find that kid.
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192. Hey, kid.
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193. Come on out.
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194. We want to talk to you.
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195. Where are you?
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196. Nothing in this
town is real.
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197. The house we slept in,
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198. this child we can't find,
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199. that squirrel,
stuffed with sawdust.
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200. Show me one thing
that's real.
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201. That tree is real.
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202. Ah...
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203. tree, I love you.
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204. Get me out of here.
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205. Honey, look, wait!
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206. There's bound to
be an explanation.
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207. What, what?
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208. All right, just
calm down, darling.
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209. Here.
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210. Hey, maybe there's going
to be a wedding here today.
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211. Sure, sure, they
fixed up the lawn
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212. to make it look pretty.
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213. I mean, you
know how these...
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214. yeah, okay.
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215. Bob...
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216. look, the grass, the ground.
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217. Wha... look.
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218. Why...
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219. why, this... this isn't grass.
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220. It's paper-mache.
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221. Where are we, bob?
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222. Where are we?
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223. Hey!
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224. Hey, anybody here?
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225. Somebody?
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226. Hey!
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227. Hey, hey!
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228. Boy, am I glad to see you!
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229. We've been wandering
around here all morning.
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230. You're the first person...
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231. bob.
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232. I don't know what it is...
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233. a trick, a joke!
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234. Is there somebody watching us?
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235. Are you watching us there,
behind those curtains?
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236. Is this a test?
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237. Are you trying to find out
how much of this we can take
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238. before we turn
into blathering idiots?
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239. Is this some kind of a joke?
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240. Bob, please don't try
to find out anything more.
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241. Let's just
keep going, hmm?
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242. Honey, look at that.
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243. Get in.
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244. You think it's all right?
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245. Come on, baby,
come on, let's go.
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246. Bob, stop, you're going
to flood the motor
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247. stomping on it that way.
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248. What, yeah, you
want to drive?
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249. You're the one
who drove us
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250. into this nuthouse
in the first place.
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251. There's no motor.
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252. How... the...
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253. there's no engine in this thing.
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254. Hey, you hear what I said?
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255. I mean, uh, isn't that a...
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256. no motor.
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257. Huh...
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258. what's the matter?
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259. Well, what have
I done now?
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260. Honey?
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261. I did not drive us
into this place.
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262. I'm sorry I said that.
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263. It's all my fault
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264. for being too
tight to drive.
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265. Do you remember
any more?
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266. Hmm?
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267. Anything that
happened...
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268. how we got here?
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269. Only what I've already
told you, bob.
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270. I was driving along
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271. somewhere above riverdale.
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272. You were asleep
in the back seat.
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273. And then something...
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274. a shadow, or something,
enveloped the car, and...
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275. and that's all I remember.
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276. I guess I fainted.
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277. Crashed?
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278. I crashed- that would explain
everything, wouldn't it?
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279. No, not to me.
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280. Yeah.
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281. I crashed.
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282. Maybe we're dead, bob.
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283. Maybe this place is hell.
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284. Did you...
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285. did you ever hear
of a railroad in hell?
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286. No.
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287. But the train probably
doesn't stop here.
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288. Well, we'll take
the next one.
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289. Come on.
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290. Let's find out where
the station is.
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291. Wait, my shoes!
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292. Wait, don't... wait for me!
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293. Wait for us!
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294. Whoo, don't go!
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295. Hello, you
beautiful train.
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296. Oh, did you ever see
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297. such a beautiful train?
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298. Ho, ho, I never saw
a more beautiful train
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299. in my life.
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300. What about tickets?
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301. We'll get them
from the conductor.
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302. We've got the whole
car to ourselves.
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303. Oh.
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304. Oh, what a nutty little town.
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305. And how.
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306. Boy, I still wonder
how we got there.
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307. Come on, honey.
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308. Admit it, you did have
a few drinks at the party, now.
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309. Didn't you?
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310. One or two.
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311. Mm-hmm.
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312. Well, somewhere along the line,
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313. your drinks caught up with you.
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314. And you got lost,
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315. and we ended up here
in centerville.
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316. I suppose that's the kind
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317. of screwball thing
that I would do.
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318. How do you put up with me?
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319. I don't know, I just have
a weakness for screwballs.
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320. You certainly have
a good one.
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321. Well, well...
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322. it wasn't all that bad
back there now, was it?
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323. Not a bit, no.
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324. In fact, I only jump a foot
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325. when somebody says "boo."
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326. Boo.
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327. Oh!
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328. What?
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329. Wait'll I get
back to the office.
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330. I can see old mr. Peabody now.
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331. "Frasier, we're a team here."
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332. Yeah.
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333. "When one member
of that team lets us down
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334. the whole
organization suffers."
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335. Oh, no. No!
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336. Now, well, uh... maybe it's not
the same centerville.
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337. It's the same one.
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338. I saw on the street-
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339. nothing moving
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340. nothing real.
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341. How did we get back there?
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342. We've gone in a circle.
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343. Come on.
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344. No, I'm not going back.
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345. Not back.
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346. We're going to get
on that main road
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347. and keep right on walking.
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348. Come on!
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349. Wait!
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350. Let's run, huh?
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351. Could you?
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352. I could gallop
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353. if it would get us out
of here any faster.
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354. No, we better
save our energy.
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355. Might be a long
road ahead.
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356. We still have a few
hours of daylight.
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357. The sun will be up.
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358. Bob!
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359. Be careful with
your pets, dear.
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360. Daddy brought them
all the way from earth.
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361. Oh, can't I play
with them, mommy?
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362. After lunch, dear.
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363. Right now,
put them back.
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364. Oh...
go on.
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365. The moral of what you've
just seen is clear.
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366. If you drink, don't drive.
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367. And if your wife
has had a couple,
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368. she shouldn't drive, either.
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369. You might both just wake up
with a whale of a headache
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370. in a deserted village
in the twilight zone.
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