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2. You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.
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3. Beyond it is another dimension-
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4. a dimension of sound,
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5. a dimension of sight,
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6. a dimension of mind.
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7. You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,
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8. of things and ideas.
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9. You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.
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10. Listen, horace...
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11. now, why did
you do that?
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12. Do what?
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13. You know, with
the cap pistol.
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14. Scared the pants
off of you, right?
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15. Look, horace...
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16. you do it almost
every day.
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17. Boy, I love
cap pistols.
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18. They got a great smell.
Smell that.
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19. I know what it
smells like.
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20. When I was a kid,
I always had a cap pistol.
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21. Listen, leonard,
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22. do you remember ken maynard
in the movies?
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23. All the other kids
on the block
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24. were tom mix,
except me.
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25. I was ken maynard.
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26. Me and my horse tarzan.
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27. Look, horace,
I came in here
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28. to talk to you
about your design
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29. for the new
robot toy.
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30. Now, there's
something out
of whack.
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31. Listen, we used to gallop
out of the theater
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32. and shoot up
the whole neighborhood.
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33. Got you,
right in the heart.
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34. Are you cuckoo?
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35. You're cuckoo.
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36. You missed me a mile.
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37. Bing! Bing! Bing!
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38. Horace, have you got
any idea
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39. how loud you're yelling?
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40. I'll bet you can hear that
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41. al the way down
in mr. Judson's office.
How much? How much?
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42. I'll bet you my ball
of silver paper.
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43. You remember
that, leonard?
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44. Remember when we used
to collect tin foil
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45. from those cigarette
packs and roll 'em
in a great big ball?
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46. Horace, I came in here
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47. to talk to you
about the new robot toy.
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48. Now, I've worked in the office
next to you for 15 years.
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49. I know all about how you used
to collect tin foil.
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50. Now, will you listen
to me for a second?
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51. You must have had a
very miserable time
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52. when you were a kid.
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53. Right. I couldn't wait
till I grew up.
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54. All right, what
do you want?
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55. There's something wrong
with this.
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56. There is not!
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57. I designed that toy!
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58. There's nothing
wrong with that toy.
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59. Kids'll be crazy
about that.
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60. Listen, you know
what that does?
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61. I know what it does.
I mean, I mean,
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62. a toy where the
eyes light up
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63. and it talks and
everything...
horace, I'm trying
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64. to help you.
It's a good toy.
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65. I know it's a good toy,
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66. but it can't
be turned out
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67. at the price
mr. Judson wants.
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68. Now, look here...
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69. he's going to blow
his stack
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70. when he sees this.
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71. It's got too many parts,
believe me.
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72. You think
it's wrong?
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73. Well, I know it is.
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74. Look, all you have to
do is work it over.
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75. How's betty?
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76. What?
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77. Betty.
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78. Well, now, what
has betty got
to do with...?
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79. Thanks a lot.
I'll look it over.
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80. Mr. Horace ford,
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81. who has a preoccupation
with another time-
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82. a time of childhood,
a time of growing up,
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83. a time of street games,
stickball and hide and go seek.
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84. He has a reluctance
to check out a mirror
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85. and see the nature
of his image-
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86. proof positive
that the time he dwells in
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87. has already passed him by.
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88. But in a moment or two,
he'll discover
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89. that mechanical toys
and memories
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90. and daydreaming
and wishful thinking
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91. and all manner
of odd and special events
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92. can lead one
into a special province,
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93. uncharted and unmapped-
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94. a country of both shadow
and substance
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95. known as the twilight zone.
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96. Laura... what's the matter?
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97. I don't want horace
to see this.
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98. It's his birthday
present.
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99. Well, how are you?
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100. Exhausted.
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101. It's not easy
shopping for
your husband.
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102. What did you get him?
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103. Oh, a smoking jacket.
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104. That proves
he's going to be 38.
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105. The surprise party's all set
for friday night?
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106. All set.
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107. Wh-what's the plan?
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108. Everybody's going to meet
at your place at 7:30,
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109. and then you're all coming over
to our place together at 8:00.
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110. Horace thinks the two of us
are going to a movie.
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111. I'll make him answer the door
when you ring.
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112. He'll go through the floor.
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113. Oh, len, would
you take this
home with you?
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114. I don't want...
I don't want
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115. horace to see it
around the house.
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116. Sure. I'll bring it
with me friday night.
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117. Thanks. Is he busy?
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118. Well, pretty.
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119. I'm going to
take him home.
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120. It's almost
6:00, anyway.
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121. See you friday.
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122. So long, honey.
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123. Horace, horace!
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124. Oh, mr. Judson.
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125. What are you doing
at the window?
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126. Nothing, just thinking.
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127. Thinking about what?
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128. I don't know... business.
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129. Whose business?
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130. You certainly haven't
been doing
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131. very much thinking
about ours.
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132. Take a look at this.
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133. Well, look at it.
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134. I know what it is.
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135. Well, what happened?
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136. I don't know, mr. Judson.
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137. Do you know how much
we could lose
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138. if we put this toy
into production the way it is?
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139. That's a good toy.
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140. Very good, but that has
nothing to do with it.
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141. Look, horace, you've
been here a long while.
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142. It's time you realized
that we're in business
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143. to make a profit.
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144. Now, this robot toy
is too complicated,
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145. too many parts,
and I want it simplified.
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146. What do you want
to simplify?
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147. Well, the eyes don't have
to light up.
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148. Sure, the eyes have to light up!
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149. What, do you want to ruin
the whole thing?
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150. The eyes lighting up-
that's the beauty part!
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151. That's the
terrific thing.
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152. What's the matter, horace?
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153. Nothing! Well, you're
just talking
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154. about ruining
the whole thing!
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155. I don't want to argue
about it.
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156. I just want
the whole design redone,
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157. and I need it
right away.
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158. Listen, don't
you remember
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159. when you used
to play soldiers?
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160. Well, this robot thing...
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161. laura...
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162. is this the office of
horace maxwell ford?
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163. Oh, hello, laura.
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164. Well, aren't you
surprised to see me?
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165. Yeah, I'm surprised.
What time is it?
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166. About 6:00.
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167. Horace, I've never
been so exhausted
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168. in my whole life.
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169. I've been shopping
all day long.
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170. I'm going to take you home.
Okay.
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171. I'm going to fall
into bed tonight,
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172. literally
fall into bed.
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173. Boy, I got
some homework to do.
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174. Oh, not again.
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175. What is it?
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176. That robot toy.
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177. I'm telling you,
that nutty mr. Judson
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178. is trying to ruin
the whole thing.
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179. That toy has no meaning
unless the eyes light up.
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180. Hello, children.
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181. How's my boy?
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182. Fine.
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183. You hungry?
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184. A little.
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185. Good, dinner's
almost ready.
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186. Oh, laura, there's
something's wrong
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187. with the chicken.
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188. It's like leather.
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189. These birds they
sell you nowadays-
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190. like people don't
know what chickens
are anymore.
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191. It looks all
right to me.
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192. Well, how was
the office today?
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193. It was okay.
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194. What's the matter?
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195. Nothing. Nothing's the matter.
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196. No, I can tell
just from your voice.
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197. What is it?
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198. Nothing. Everything's fine.
Let's have dinner.
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199. Boy, I'm telling you,
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200. that mr. Judson
is just plain nuts.
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201. The guy reminds me of corey.
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202. Hey, mom,
you remember mr. Corey?
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203. Mr. Corey, mom-
I had him in 5-b.
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204. Hey, hey, laura,
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205. listen, did I ever
tell you
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206. what we used
to call him?
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207. Hey, guess.
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208. Come on, let's get
ready for dinner.
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209. I'm not even going
to tell you.
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210. I'll never forget
the time
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211. he caught me
with a candy ball in my mouth,
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212. see, the kind
that-that change colors
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213. while you suck on them.
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214. Horace...
boy, he made me stand up,
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215. and every minute,
he'd point that pointer at me
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216. and he'd say,
"mr. Ford, what
color is it?
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217. What color is
it, mr. Ford?"
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218. I got to take it
out of my mouth
and tell him.
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219. Oh, I thought hermy brandt'd
bust trying not to laugh.
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220. Horace...
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221. hermy brandt...
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222. boy, the greatest stickball
player in the whole world.
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223. I'll never forget
this time...
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224. horace...
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225. this fire drill, see?
One time...
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226. do you know what he used
to do in fire drill?
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227. Let's have dinner.
He'd... oh!
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228. Gee... what great times.
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229. I was ten.
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230. Boy, what great,
great times.
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231. Horace, why
don't you stop?
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232. Nobody cares about when
you were ten anymore.
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233. I care.
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234. You're almost 38.
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235. So what?
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236. You don't act
38 sometimes.
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237. So what?
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238. That's what I
mean- "so what."
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239. What kind of an
answer is "so what"?
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240. I'm telling you it's dry.
Why do you have
to keep talking
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241. about when you
were a kid?
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242. It's still dry.
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243. Why don't you just be quiet
for once, will you?
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244. Horace!
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245. Horace?
Let him go.
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246. Horace.
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247. Laura was probably
just tired.
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248. She didn't
mean to yell.
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249. Hey...
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250. hey, you remember hermy brandt?
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251. No.
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252. Listen, how come
you never remember anything
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253. about randolph street?
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254. It was a terrible street.
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255. I just want to forget it.
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256. What was terrible?
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257. I had the greatest times.
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258. Like, like, you remember
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259. when pop used to give me
the indian burn?
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260. Why do you always have to talk
about when you were a kid?
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261. Ah... randolph street.
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262. You know what I think
I'm going to do?
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263. I think I'm going back there
right now.
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264. Horace?
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265. Why shouldn't I?
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266. Horace...
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267. it's just a dirty
old street.
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268. What are you going to see?
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269. Stay home.
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270. Where are
you going?
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271. Horace?
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272. Horace, listen...
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273. frank on a roll?
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274. Three cents each.
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275. Bread and butter.
Bread and butter.
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276. Davy!
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277. You come home
or you're going to get smacked!
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278. Ice cream!
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279. Get your chocolate,
vanilla,
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280. strawberry ice cream!
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281. Get your ice cream here!
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282. Watch where
you're going.
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283. Give me that back!
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284. Ring-a-levio,
caught, caught, caught.
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285. Ring-a-levio.
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286. Hey, hermy.
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287. Hermy brandt,
come on.
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288. Well, it's nice of you
to come back.
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289. Laura?
Where were you?
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290. Why didn't you tell me
where you were going?
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291. Listen, laura...
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292. I was down on randolph street.
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293. What's the matter?
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294. I don't know.
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295. I don't know.
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296. Laura...
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297. there's something
I got to tell you.
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298. Take off your hat.
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299. I know.
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300. Listen...
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301. hey, uh... I saw some kids
on the block...
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302. little kids- maybe...
maybe ten, 11 years old.
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303. Laura...
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304. they were the kids
I played with when I was ten.
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305. The same kids.
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306. You're perspiring.
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307. L-I'm not.
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308. You're not
listening to me.
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309. I heard you.
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310. I think you're catching cold
or something.
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311. Wipe off your face.
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312. Wipe off your face.
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313. They couldn't have been
the same kids, dear.
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314. That's nonsense.
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315. Well, they were.
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316. I saw them.
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317. L-I saw...
hermy brandt
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318. and george lambert
and cy wright.
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319. Well, maybe
they justlooked
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320. like some kids
you used to know...
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321. no, I'm telling
you, they were.
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322. Horace, you're talking
like a child.
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323. He dropped this.
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324. You can't turn these things out
like donuts!
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325. Well, you tell him
I am rushing it!
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326. What does he think I am?
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327. Aw, let him do it!
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328. Sure, sure, you tell him that!
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329. What does he want
out of me?
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330. Judson?
Yeah.
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331. Well, he wants to get
that toy in production
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332. in time for christmas.
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333. Well, what's
he nagging me for?
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334. He's got six months.
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335. Now, take it
easy, horace.
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336. Look, he's a pretty nice guy,
but he's a businessman.
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337. Now, you got to remember that.
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338. Uh, don't you start
on me, too.
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339. What's wrong, horace?
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340. I don't know. I...
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341. listen, I... I'm very nervous.
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342. I saw a kid last night.
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343. You ever been
on-on randolph street?
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344. Well, it doesn't make
any difference.
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345. Randolph is-is my old street
when-when I was a kid.
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346. He was wearing knickers,
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347. this kid I saw.
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348. You remember when you used
to wear knickers,
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349. where the...
where the buckles and all-
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350. they're all the time
slipping down?
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351. So he was wearing these...
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352. kids never wear knickers
anymore!
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353. I'm telling you, never!
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354. But he is...
wearing these knickers and...
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355. you won't believe this...
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356. but I swear it's true.
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357. I was...
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358. walking on the street...
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359. and all of a sudden, I hear
a kid yelling, "ring-a-levio!"
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360. Ring-a...?
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361. Well, that's a game
we used to play.
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362. Ring-a-levio.
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363. You... you know how that can
make you feel, hearing that?
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364. I was a very good
ring-a-levio player.
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365. See, you got
to be very fast.
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366. You need a lot
of stamina.
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367. Boy, the running
you have to do.
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368. See, first,
you choose up sides.
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369. You go, "one potato,
two potato, three potato, four."
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370. You remember that?
You remember that?
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371. And then one side's
got to hide.
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372. So, this time, I'm hiding
behind the grocery,
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373. back behind where
they keep the cartons and all...
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374. well, now, horace...
and I fell asleep.
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375. Is that ridiculous?
I fell asleep.
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376. When I woke up, I take one look
at my mickey mouse wa...
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377. mickey mouse watch.
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378. Oh...
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379. gee, I haven't thought
of that in 20 years.
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380. Hey, you remember when you had
a mickey mouse watch?
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381. What a deal that was...
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382. horace, uh...
I got some work
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383. stacked up
on my desk.
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384. L-I just stopped
in to say hello.
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385. I wanted to tell you
about how silly...
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386. I'll see you
later, huh?
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387. Horace...
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388. I want to ask
you something.
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389. What was the
point in shouting
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390. at my secretary
on the phone?
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391. She was shouting at me!
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392. I was in the same
room with her.
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393. She spoke in a
normal voice.
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394. Aren't you happy
with your work here?
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395. Sure.
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396. Horace, you're a fine designer.
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397. You have value for this company.
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398. For our sake as well as yours,
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399. I don't like
to see it dissipated.
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400. But you've been
behaving badly.
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401. Is there something wrong,
maybe at home?
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402. L-I'm just trying
to get this thing done here!
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403. I'm not speaking just to hear
the sound of my own voice.
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404. Horace!
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405. I'm sorry I'm late.
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406. The subway was tied up
for about 20 minutes.
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407. Somebody jumped?
Nobody jumped.
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408. Why do you have to think
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409. of something like that
right off?
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410. Well, it happens.
Just read the papers.
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411. Something broke down.
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412. You can't kiss your
poor old mother
hello anymore?
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413. Yeah, sure.
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414. Don't bother to wash up.
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415. It's overcooked already.
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416. You tired?
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417. Yeah.
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418. Listen, horace...
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419. there's a great double bill
at the regent.
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420. I'm going back
there tonight.
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421. Where?
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422. Randolph street.
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423. What for?
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424. I got to see
those kids.
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425. Why?
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426. Because I want
to see them.
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427. It's important.
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428. Important?
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429. Veal cutlet.
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430. Succotash.
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431. It's canned,
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432. but you can hardly tell it
from fresh.
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433. Now, help yourself
to the meat, horace.
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434. If it's stringy,
blame it on the subway.
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435. You sure nobody jumped?
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436. Mother.
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437. What's so great about disasters?
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438. What?
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439. You know, I remember you
from randolph street.
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440. Every time there was an accident
or something,
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441. you was always right there
in the front row, watching.
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442. Horace.
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443. Well, it's the truth.
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444. Now, what-what about that time
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445. that harvey bender got his arm
caught in the fire hydrant?
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446. We all think they're going to
have to bust it to get it loose.
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447. You never budged
out of the front row.
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448. Harvey bender?
Who's harvey bender?
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449. What are
you talking about?
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450. If that wasn't
the nuttiest thing...
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451. what's he talking about?
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452. The hottest day
of the summer,
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453. and he thinks to clog up
the fire hydrant.
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454. What do you mean, you don't
remember harvey bender?
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455. Gee, we were
all playing emmy, see,
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456. you know, you know,
on a manhole cover,
Copy !req
457. and man, I'm cleaning up.
Copy !req
458. Oh, gosh, I remember it
just as if it was this morning.
Copy !req
459. See, I got this big fat purey,
and I'm...
Copy !req
460. I'm cleaning up, and all
of a sudden, this nut says,
Copy !req
461. "let's open up
the fire hydrant."
Copy !req
462. Ah, that was the nuttiest kid,
I swear.
Copy !req
463. His favorite thing was
Copy !req
464. shake, spear,
sock in the ear.
Copy !req
465. Horace, stop it!
Copy !req
466. What's the matter?
Copy !req
467. Just stop it.
Copy !req
468. He was one of the kids
last night.
Copy !req
469. Who was one of the kids?
Copy !req
470. Harvey bender.
Copy !req
471. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
472. I saw him last night.
Copy !req
473. Don't you know
that's impossible?
Copy !req
474. I know what I see.
Copy !req
475. He was ten years old
whenyouwere ten years old.
Copy !req
476. He's as old as you are.
Copy !req
477. I tell you, I saw him.
Copy !req
478. He's a grown-up man!
Copy !req
479. Well, you think so...
you think so, do you?
Copy !req
480. Let me tell you, I saw him
last night on randolph street.
Copy !req
481. And I saw george lambert,
and I saw cy wright,
Copy !req
482. and they arestillkids!
Copy !req
483. Horace, what are you saying?
Copy !req
484. Feel his head.
Copy !req
485. He's got a fever.
Copy !req
486. Now, leave me alone.
I got no fever.
Copy !req
487. Mother, be quiet.
Copy !req
488. Horace, sit down.
Copy !req
489. Feel his head.
Copy !req
490. Will you let me alone?
Copy !req
491. Mother...
Copy !req
492. listen, darling,
Copy !req
493. I want to talk to
you quietly just
for a minute.
Copy !req
494. I don't know what's been
happening at the office,
Copy !req
495. but I see you
when you come home at night,
Copy !req
496. you're tired.
Copy !req
497. I mean,
Copy !req
498. overwork can cause...
Copy !req
499. I want you to see a doctor.
Copy !req
500. What for?
Copy !req
501. Just to have a checkup.
Copy !req
502. Yeah, you think I'm imagining
this thing about the kids.
Copy !req
503. No, I don't.
Copy !req
504. Yes, you do.
Copy !req
505. Horace, listen.
Copy !req
506. Where are
you going?
Copy !req
507. Horace!
Copy !req
508. Please.
Copy !req
509. Frank on a roll?
Copy !req
510. Three cents each.
Copy !req
511. Bread and butter.
Bread and butter.
Copy !req
512. Davy!
Copy !req
513. You come home,
or you're going to get smacked!
Copy !req
514. Ice cream!
Copy !req
515. Get your chocolate,
vanilla,
Copy !req
516. strawberry
ice cream here!
Copy !req
517. Ice cream!
Copy !req
518. Watch where
you're going.
Copy !req
519. Give me that back!
Copy !req
520. Ring-a-levio,
caught, caught, caught.
Copy !req
521. Ring-a-levio.
Copy !req
522. Hey, hermy.
Copy !req
523. Hermy brandt,
come on.
Copy !req
524. Let's swipe some apples.
You each grab one.
Copy !req
525. Hey, micky, larry.
Copy !req
526. Hey, wait!
Copy !req
527. Can you imagine
not being invited
Copy !req
528. to that birthday party?
Copy !req
529. Can you imagine?
Copy !req
530. Yeah, and I'm supposed
to be his best friend.
Copy !req
531. He stinks!
Copy !req
532. We ought to mob-ilize him,
right, hermy?
Copy !req
533. Oh, and how.
Copy !req
534. Horace?
Copy !req
535. Horace.
Copy !req
536. Horace, are
you all right?
Copy !req
537. Why don't you
say something?
Copy !req
538. Same thing happened
all over again.
Copy !req
539. Well, sit down
over here.
Copy !req
540. I was worried
about you.
Copy !req
541. I'm glad
you're home.
Copy !req
542. I mean, the way
you ran out of here...
Copy !req
543. nothing changed.
Copy !req
544. Same man wanted me
to buy a hot dog.
Copy !req
545. Those people says
"bread and butter."
Copy !req
546. This big guy
bumped into me.
Copy !req
547. What are
you talking about?
Copy !req
548. I'm telling
you, laura,
Copy !req
549. I'm telling you,
laura, no-nothing
changed.
Copy !req
550. It's some kind
of a pattern,
Copy !req
551. and I'm in it.
Copy !req
552. The kids...
Copy !req
553. they... I mean, they
swipe some apples,
Copy !req
554. they run into an
alley, and I heard
them talking.
Copy !req
555. I almost died.
Copy !req
556. I mean it.
Copy !req
557. I remember being in
it from 28 years ago,
Copy !req
558. but I don't
remember how.
Copy !req
559. Oh, god, horace... stop.
Copy !req
560. Listen, I'm going
to call a doctor.
Copy !req
561. You're not.
Copy !req
562. I don't need
a doctor.
Copy !req
563. I'm not sick.
I saw this.
Copy !req
564. Please. Now, you have
to listen to me.
Copy !req
565. You have to have some help
on this thing.
Copy !req
566. Just let me
alone, will you?
Copy !req
567. Why don't you get into bed
for a couple of days?
Copy !req
568. I mean, you don'thave
to go to work.
Copy !req
569. Stay home
from the office.
Copy !req
570. He dropped this.
Copy !req
571. Twilight zonewill continue
after station identification.
Copy !req
572. Laura, hey,
Copy !req
573. aren't you supposed
to be home
Copy !req
574. baking a birthday
cake or something?
Copy !req
575. Now, don't tell me
Copy !req
576. it's going to
be store-bought-
Copy !req
577. not a woman with
your talents.
Copy !req
578. I don't want horace
to see me.
Copy !req
579. I have to tell
you something.
Copy !req
580. I don't know
how he got
Copy !req
581. to the office
this morning.
Copy !req
582. I begged him
to stay home.
Copy !req
583. Leonard, I've
got to get him
Copy !req
584. to see a doctor.
Copy !req
585. What are
you talking about?
Copy !req
586. Well, something's
happening to him.
Copy !req
587. It's this thing
with the kids.
Copy !req
588. He's...
Copy !req
589. well, it's
like it's...
Copy !req
590. eating him alive.
Copy !req
591. Laura...
Copy !req
592. look, he-he's had that
ever since I can remember.
Copy !req
593. I mean, I've always been able
to snap him out of it.
Copy !req
594. Not now.
Copy !req
595. You know he's
been going back
to his old street?
Copy !req
596. Yeah, he started
to tell me about it.
Copy !req
597. He tells me he sees kids
that he grew up with,
Copy !req
598. and they're the same age.
Copy !req
599. I don't know what
to say to him.
Copy !req
600. Len, he's got to have help.
Copy !req
601. I'm not saying I'm the best wife
in the world, but I try.
Copy !req
602. L-I try hard.
Copy !req
603. Now, I make a home
for his mother.
Copy !req
604. That's not easy.
Copy !req
605. But I love horace.
Copy !req
606. Sometimes I don't know
what to say to him,
Copy !req
607. but I love him.
Copy !req
608. Do you want me to talk to him?
Copy !req
609. Len... make him see a doctor.
Copy !req
610. I'm afraid.
Copy !req
611. I'm afraid for his job
and for him.
Copy !req
612. I'm just afraid.
Copy !req
613. I will.
Copy !req
614. L-l-I'll talk to him.
Copy !req
615. Look, uh... laura,
it's after 4:00 now,
Copy !req
616. and the surprise party
is tonight.
Copy !req
617. Now, suppose I hold off
until tomorrow?
Copy !req
618. L-I just don't want to get him
upset before the party.
Copy !req
619. Oh... but he's so upset now.
Copy !req
620. Len...
Copy !req
621. help me get him to
a doctor tomorrow.
Copy !req
622. L-I'll talk to him.
Copy !req
623. I'll see you
at 8:00 sharp.
Copy !req
624. I just finished
the designs
Copy !req
625. for that
kangaroo toy.
Copy !req
626. Mr. Hop-hop,
they're going to call it.
Copy !req
627. Thought I'd come in
and kill some time.
Copy !req
628. Who thought of that name,
"mr. Hop-hop"?
Copy !req
629. I did.
Copy !req
630. No kidding. When?
Copy !req
631. Last week.
Copy !req
632. Oh, it's a real good name.
Catchy.
Copy !req
633. Listen, leonard,
Copy !req
634. did you ever hear
of this thing...
Copy !req
635. "step on a crack
Copy !req
636. and break your
mother's back"?
Copy !req
637. And it's got
another part to it.
Copy !req
638. I... I've been
trying to remember
it all day,
Copy !req
639. and I can't
remember it.
Copy !req
640. I never heard of it.
Copy !req
641. Look, you were telling me
a story yesterday
Copy !req
642. about something that happened
on your old block,
Copy !req
643. and you never did
finish it.
Copy !req
644. "Step on a crack..."
Copy !req
645. what happened
the other night?
Copy !req
646. I don't want
to tell you.
Copy !req
647. You'd just give
me a blank look
Copy !req
648. and tell me I'm
crazy or something.
Copy !req
649. What are
you talking about?
Copy !req
650. I don't want
to tell you.
Copy !req
651. Hello, leonard.
Copy !req
652. I'd like to speak
to horace alone
Copy !req
653. for a minute,
if you don't mind.
Copy !req
654. Oh, mr. Judson,
I was just going to ask you
Copy !req
655. to come in and go over
that hop-hop toy with me.
Copy !req
656. In a little while.
I'll see you in your office.
Copy !req
657. Well, the designs
are all finished.
Copy !req
658. In a little while,
leonard.
Copy !req
659. How are you,
horace?
Copy !req
660. Okay.
Copy !req
661. You look tired.
Copy !req
662. I'm not tired.
Copy !req
663. I thought maybe
you'd have
Copy !req
664. the robot toy design
finished by now,
Copy !req
665. and I'd like
to see it.
Copy !req
666. I don't have them.
Copy !req
667. Why not?
Copy !req
668. I don't know why not.
Copy !req
669. I just haven't
gotten to them.
Copy !req
670. What have you
been doing?
Copy !req
671. What have
I been doing?
Copy !req
672. What-what-what do you think
I've been doing?
Copy !req
673. Well, horace, you...
Copy !req
674. you haven't been very
helpful around here
Copy !req
675. for quite a while.
Copy !req
676. Helpful? I don't know
how you can say that.
Copy !req
677. That toy has to get
into production.
Copy !req
678. Maybe you'd
better start on
something else,
Copy !req
679. and leonard
can finish up.
Copy !req
680. Listen, that's my design,
Copy !req
681. and nobody else is touching it.
Copy !req
682. I still run this firm, horace.
Copy !req
683. You are not taking my stuff!
Copy !req
684. Lower your voice.
Copy !req
685. Look, horace,
I'm trying to be decent to you
Copy !req
686. because I think
there's something wrong.
Copy !req
687. I think maybe
you're ill.
Copy !req
688. I'd like you to take
a leave of absence,
Copy !req
689. and I want you
to see a psychiatrist.
Copy !req
690. I think you're approaching
a nervous breakdown.
Copy !req
691. I am not approaching
any nervous breakdown,
Copy !req
692. and I don't know
who you think you are,
Copy !req
693. talking to me like that!
Copy !req
694. I'm only trying to help.
Copy !req
695. There's nothing wrong with me.
Copy !req
696. That may be, but if there is,
Copy !req
697. it-it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
Copy !req
698. I want you to take
a leave of absence and find out.
Copy !req
699. I am not taking
any leave of absence.
Copy !req
700. Well, the way things are,
Copy !req
701. I'm afraid
you can't work here anymore.
Copy !req
702. All right, all right,
all right, all right!
Copy !req
703. All right, then,
I can't work here anymore!
Copy !req
704. I'm sorry, horace.
Copy !req
705. I wish you'd think about it.
Copy !req
706. Would you please
just get out of here?
Copy !req
707. Would you, please?
Copy !req
708. Laura.
Copy !req
709. All right, uh,
one chocolate chip.
Copy !req
710. 543 dayton street,
apartment "d."
Copy !req
711. "D" as in david.
Copy !req
712. That's right.
Copy !req
713. 10:00 tonight.
Copy !req
714. Thank you.
Copy !req
715. Laura, do you think
Copy !req
716. I bought enough
potato chips?
Copy !req
717. Oh, mm-hmm.
Copy !req
718. What shall I
do with this
Copy !req
719. so horace
won't see it?
Copy !req
720. Well, I don't know.
Copy !req
721. Maybe put it
in your bedroom somewhere.
Copy !req
722. Where is he?
Copy !req
723. What time is it?
Copy !req
724. Ten of 8:00.
Copy !req
725. I'm getting worried
about him.
Copy !req
726. He should have been
home an hour ago.
Copy !req
727. He probably got stuck
at the office.
Copy !req
728. I'm going to
call him there.
Copy !req
729. It looks good.
Copy !req
730. The way they bake cakes
these days,
Copy !req
731. I hope it tastes
as good as it looks.
Copy !req
732. Well, hello.
Copy !req
733. How come you're
so late?
Copy !req
734. I didn't know
what time it is.
Copy !req
735. Why, it's
ten of 8:00.
Copy !req
736. Hello, dear.
Copy !req
737. I'm fired.
Copy !req
738. You're what?
Copy !req
739. I'm fired.
Copy !req
740. What are you
talking about?
Copy !req
741. Mother.
Copy !req
742. I went and had a hamburger
at the drugstore.
Copy !req
743. That's why I'm late.
Copy !req
744. You're fired from your job?
Copy !req
745. Will you,
for heaven's sakes?
Copy !req
746. Horace, I want to know.
Copy !req
747. You're trying to be funny.
Copy !req
748. No.
Copy !req
749. Why were you fired?
Copy !req
750. I was inadequate in my work.
Copy !req
751. Well, that's not so.
Copy !req
752. Iwasinadequate in my work.
Copy !req
753. Who said that?
Copy !req
754. It doesn't
matter, horace.
Copy !req
755. What doesn't
matter?
Copy !req
756. A man loses a job
he's had for 15 years,
Copy !req
757. and it doesn't matter?
Copy !req
758. What do they mean, inadequate?
Copy !req
759. A man like you?
Copy !req
760. A top designer
of toys?
Copy !req
761. Do they know what they've got?
Copy !req
762. Pure gold.
Copy !req
763. Mother.
Copy !req
764. Listen, maybe they don't know,
Copy !req
765. but I know what you did
for them in 15 years.
Copy !req
766. They've got to be told.
Copy !req
767. Your life's blood
is in that place.
Copy !req
768. Look...
Copy !req
769. I want you to get whoever it is
down there at that firm there-
Copy !req
770. that mr. Johnson
or whatever his name is-
Copy !req
771. get him on the wire
and tell him what's what.
Copy !req
772. I'm not calling anybody.
Copy !req
773. But you're fired.
Copy !req
774. $140 a week.
Copy !req
775. Do you think you can find
$140 a week on the street?
Copy !req
776. What's going
to happen to us?
Copy !req
777. I don't know.
Copy !req
778. Because all of a sudden,
Copy !req
779. my whole life
is going before me.
Copy !req
780. I don't know why.
Copy !req
781. I can't tell you what it is...
Copy !req
782. but it's been ups and downs,
ups and downs.
Copy !req
783. I'm 61 years old, 61.
Copy !req
784. It's time I shouldn't
be afraid anymore.
Copy !req
785. Why don't
you look at me
Copy !req
786. when I'm talking
to you?
Copy !req
787. What's going to happen to me?
Copy !req
788. Shut up!
Copy !req
789. I am going to talk
to horace alone.
Copy !req
790. What did I do wrong?
Copy !req
791. Ever, in my whole life?
Copy !req
792. If somebody could tell me...
Copy !req
793. I couldn't help it.
Copy !req
794. It's only a
job, darling.
Copy !req
795. There are plenty
of other jobs.
Copy !req
796. You were stagnating
there, horace.
Copy !req
797. I never had another job.
Copy !req
798. What are you
going to do?
Copy !req
799. Why did she have to cry?
Copy !req
800. She's an old woman, horace.
Copy !req
801. I mean, it's unfair
for her to cry.
Copy !req
802. Well, that's always her first
reaction to trouble- crying.
Copy !req
803. She'll be all right.
Copy !req
804. Did you get any severance pay?
Copy !req
805. I don't know what I got.
Copy !req
806. I just walked out.
Copy !req
807. Well, we'll forget about it
for now.
Copy !req
808. We'll think about it
this weekend.
Copy !req
809. Monday, you can start looking.
Copy !req
810. We'll make a list
of places.
Copy !req
811. She's scared stiff.
Copy !req
812. She'll be all right.
Copy !req
813. I have to support her...
Copy !req
814. and you...
Copy !req
815. horace, I have
to tell you something.
Copy !req
816. And me- that
makes three people.
Copy !req
817. Well, you think
that's easy?
Copy !req
818. You know what
mr. Corey says
to me today?
Copy !req
819. He says he thinks
that he's...
Copy !req
820. mr. Corey was
your teacher in 5-b.
Copy !req
821. Well, mr. Judson.
Copy !req
822. You know what mr.
Judson says to me?
Copy !req
823. He says he-he
thinks I'm having
a nervous breakdown.
Copy !req
824. He's out of his mind.
Copy !req
825. Listen, laura,
I'm telling you,
Copy !req
826. I saw those kids.
Copy !req
827. I know who they are.
Copy !req
828. Horace...
Copy !req
829. they were running
Copy !req
830. up and down the street,
Copy !req
831. and-and-and swiping apples,
Copy !req
832. and yelling, and having fun.
Copy !req
833. That's all they were doing-
Copy !req
834. having fun.
Copy !req
835. They yell, "fins."
Copy !req
836. Listen...
did you ever yell "fins"?
Copy !req
837. But that's not what
we were talking about.
Copy !req
838. Itiswhat
we were talking about-
Copy !req
839. me having to make a living
for three people
Copy !req
840. while they're
just swiping apples
Copy !req
841. and running up and down
the street.
Copy !req
842. Well, you're a
grown-up man!
Copy !req
843. What do you think
you're supposed to do?
Copy !req
844. They were sore
'cause some kid
Copy !req
845. hadn't invited them
to a birthday party.
Copy !req
846. That was their biggest problem
in their whole life!
Copy !req
847. Horace, now,
you've got to stop!
Copy !req
848. You don't have to shout.
Copy !req
849. Horace?
Copy !req
850. Horace, where
are you going?
Copy !req
851. You can't go out now!
Copy !req
852. You can't! Horace!
Copy !req
853. What's wrong with him?
Copy !req
854. Tell me, laura.
Copy !req
855. What are you
going to do?
Copy !req
856. Who are you
going to call?
Copy !req
857. Laura, for
heaven's sakes,
Copy !req
858. I've got to know
what's going on here.
Copy !req
859. Who are you
going to call?
Copy !req
860. I don't know.
Copy !req
861. That's the whole thing.
Copy !req
862. I don't know
who I'm going to call.
Copy !req
863. What's the name
of a doctor?
Copy !req
864. Tell me the name
of a doctor.
Copy !req
865. Horace?
Copy !req
866. Surprise!
Copy !req
867. Happy birthday!
Copy !req
868. Frank on a roll?
Copy !req
869. Three cents each.
Copy !req
870. Bread and butter.
Bread and butter.
Copy !req
871. Davy!
Copy !req
872. You come home,
or you're going to get smacked!
Copy !req
873. Ice cream!
Copy !req
874. Get your chocolate,
vanilla,
Copy !req
875. strawberry ice cream!
Copy !req
876. Watch where
you're going.
Copy !req
877. Ring-a-levio,
caught, caught, caught.
Copy !req
878. Ring-a-levio.
Copy !req
879. Hey, hermy.
Copy !req
880. Hermy brandt,
come on.
Copy !req
881. Come on.
Copy !req
882. Let's swipe some apples.
You each grab one.
Copy !req
883. Hey, micky, larry.
Copy !req
884. Hey... wait.
Copy !req
885. Hey, can you imagine
not being invited
Copy !req
886. to that birthday party?
Copy !req
887. Can you imagine?
Copy !req
888. Yeah, and I'm supposed
to be his best friend.
Copy !req
889. He stinks!
Copy !req
890. We ought to mob-ilize him,
right, hermy?
Copy !req
891. Oh, and how.
Copy !req
892. Why don't we bust in
on the party?
Copy !req
893. Fellas.
Copy !req
894. Oh, what for?
Copy !req
895. Listen, fellas,
Copy !req
896. there's something
I got to tell you.
Copy !req
897. Naw, he'd probably bawl
or something.
Copy !req
898. Now, you got to listen to me.
Copy !req
899. I have to tell you this.
Copy !req
900. Step on a line,
you break your father's spine.
Copy !req
901. Will you
cut it out?
Copy !req
902. Hey, hey,
fellas...
Copy !req
903. look at me.
Copy !req
904. I'm standing
right here.
Copy !req
905. Hermy, hermy,
are you my buddy?
Copy !req
906. Why don't you
listen to me?
Copy !req
907. Aw, you-you guys...
Copy !req
908. you think I don't know when
I owe you guys some apologies?
Copy !req
909. Georgie?
Copy !req
910. Hey, cy?
Copy !req
911. Aw, come on, what are you giving
me the treatment for?
Copy !req
912. Will you listen?
Will you please listen to me?
Copy !req
913. I couldn't help it.
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914. I'm telling
you, fellas,
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915. you got to give
me a chance.
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916. Hermy, I'm your
best friend.
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917. Will you listen
to me just for
a minute?
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918. Well, if it ain't
horace maxwell ford.
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919. Horace maxwell ford.
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920. The birthday boy.
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921. Why didn't you invite us
to your party,
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922. horace maxwell ford?
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923. You dopey nut.
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924. We're going to mob-ilize you.
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925. No, come on. No, don't!
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926. Don't! Please, no!
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927. Ow!
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928. Oh, matches.
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929. Happy birthday!
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930. He dropped this.
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931. Oh!
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932. Horace.
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933. I'm here.
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934. It's all right,
horace, I'm here.
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935. Laura?
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936. Yes. It's all right.
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937. Laura?
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938. Don't ask me anything.
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939. I won't.
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940. Because I could never...
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941. just don't.
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942. Are you all right now?
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943. Yes.
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944. But you're all cut
and everything.
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945. It doesn't matter.
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946. Let's go home.
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947. I don't know what
happened to me, laura.
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948. I have no idea.
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949. But...
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950. for one minute...
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951. or one second...
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952. or maybe one hour-
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953. I don't know-
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954. I saw something that...
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955. made every memory
I ever had a lie.
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956. Because when I was a kid,
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957. it was an ugly, sad,
unbearable nightmare.
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958. And I saw it.
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959. I know what it was.
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960. I remember it now.
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961. I don't know what happened
to you, either, horace,
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962. but I think
we're all like that.
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963. We remember what was good,
and we black out what was bad,
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964. maybe because we couldn't live
if we didn't.
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965. Let's go home.
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966. There's a
party waiting.
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967. Exit mr. And mrs. Horace ford,
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968. who have lived
through a bizarre moment
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969. not to be calibrated
on normal clocks or watches.
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970. Time has passed, to be sure,
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971. but it's the special time
in the special place
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972. known as... the twilight zone.
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