The Twilight Zone 3x37

Directed by Robert Ellis Miller

Liam Sullivan as Headmaster • Donald Pleasence as Ellis Fowler • Philippa Bevans as Mrs. Landers • Tom Lowell as Artie Beechcroft • Pat Close as Hudson

An elderly private school teacher wonders if his life has meant anything as he contemplates suicide on Christmas Eve and is reminded by former students that he has, indeed, made an effect on the lives of his students over the years.

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2. You're traveling through another dimension-

3. a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind,

4. a journey into a wondrous land

5. whose boundaries are that of imagination.

6. Your next stop, the twilight zone.

7. Ooh!

8. Positions for inspection!

9. Come on, girls, step it up, step it up, girls.

10. Don't loiter.

11. Small message of reassurance to that horizontal young lady:

12. Don't despair, help is en route.

13. It's coming in an odd form from a very distant place,

14. but it's nonetheless coming.

15. You sent for me, chief?

16. Apprentice angel cavender,

17. it has come to our attention

18. that you are the only angel of your class

19. not to have won your wings.

20. It has further come to our attention

21. that you are a clod.

22. Before reclassifying you,

23. we're going to give you one more chance.

24. Nice-looking girl, chief.

25. Precisely.

26. And she will be your project.

27. You will return to earth

28. and supply her

29. aid, assistance and advice for a period of 24 hours.

30. If you are able to improve her lot, we will reopen your case.

31. You mean, chief, that I still have a chance

32. of getting my wings?

33. It will be taken under advisement.

34. Actually, cavender,

35. there seems to be considerable question

36. about the damage you can do

37. with just arms and legs,

38. not to mention your mouth.

39. Mm-hmm.

40. Submitted for your approval

41. the case of one miss agnes grep

42. put on earth with two left feet, an overabundance of thumbs

43. and a propensity for falling down manholes.

44. In a moment, she will be up to her jaw in miracles

45. brought by apprentice angel harmon cavender,

46. intent on winning his wings.

47. And though it's a fact

48. that both of them should have stood in bed,

49. they will tempt all the fates

50. by moving into the cold, gray dawn of the twilight zone.

51. Come on, girls, step it up.

52. Step it up, girls.

53. You're the new one?

54. Yes, sir, mr. Stout.

55. And I would like to say I'm just thrilled with this job.

56. If you don't mind, miss grep.

57. Now for the benefit of the new recruit,

58. I will go over very quickly the prescribed hand signals,

59. indicating assignment position

60. and order of the day.

61. Now, pay very close attention to this, miss grep.

62. I will repeat it only once.

63. Very close attention, miss grep.

64. Now, the following are the position signals:

65. That means "spot girl, position in the middle of the lobby"

66. giving customers

67. prescribed directions as to seating arrangements,

68. such as "stairway to your right,"

69. "aisle two straight ahead,"

70. "seating in the loge."

71. That means "30-minute break."

72. This is "c". That means "candy concession."

73. That means "box office."

74. Requests for drinks of water

75. will be handled in the following manner.

76. I will respond thusly...

77. or thusly.

78. That means "shoot."

79. This is "shoot aisle one," "shoot aisle two,"

80. "shoot aisle three,"

81. and this is

82. "shoot the balcony"!

83. All right, girls?

84. Ready for today's assignment?

85. All right, now, rapaport...

86. betton...

87. burnett...

88. and the rest of you, the same as yesterday.

89. All right now, positions! Go, girls!

90. Mr. Stout?

91. Um... there's immediate seating

92. in the loging... balcony...

93. uh... you can smoke in the candy.

94. No, uh, there's lovely...

95. candy over...

96. oh, sit anywhere.

97. Thank you.

98. Which aisle do they go?

99. What do I do with these?

100. Mr. Stout?

101. Mr. Stout!

102. Oh, my god.

103. What's the signal for "I'm sorry"?

104. Uh, don't panic, miss grep.

105. Please don't panic.

106. If-if you'll give me just a moment, I can explain.

107. I almost missed the bus.

108. There used to be trolleys here,

109. and then they took up the tracks.

110. Yeah.

111. I... I happen to be your guardian angel.

112. Now, I know this might

113. come to you as rather a shock.

114. Used to cost a dime.

115. Yes, I know.

116. As I was saying, I've been given 24 hours to help you

117. in every way possible,

118. and that doesn't preclude the use of miracles.

119. Oh, here, I'll hold them.

120. Now it's a quarter.

121. Uh, what's a quarter?

122. The bus fare you pay.

123. Yes, I know.

124. That's just my point, miss grep.

125. I didn't pay to get on this bus.

126. Shh.

127. I'm an angel.

128. I happen to be your angel.

129. Don't you worry

130. about it.

131. I daydream a lot myself.

132. Miss grep, wouldn't you at least like to see a little miracle?

133. Like for example, instead of riding

134. on this run-of-the-mill bus like everybody does,

135. how would you like to be riding

136. in a flashy convertible with a chauffeur?

137. You're cute.

138. Watch this.

139. Now once in a while, I may louse these things up,

140. but give me a second

141. to concentrate and... and I think I'll make it.

142. I think I'm ready.

143. Whoops! I think I goofed.

144. Well, back in the bus.

145. When the supervisor

146. comes to claim the bus,

147. tell him I've resigned.

148. Well, what have you got to say now?

149. Excuse me, this is my stop.

150. It's been swell chatting with you.

151. Hiya, gang.

152. What do you say?

153. Hi, aggie.

154. You got candy today?

155. Have I got some candy.

156. You close your eyes.

157. All right, here's one for you,

158. and here's one for you.

159. On this potato pancake stuff, how many eggs?

160. It's, uh, one egg and half an onion.

161. How's the job, aggie?

162. Itwas, irv.

163. Past tense.

164. Ag, you didn't go lose another one?

165. Yup, lost another one.

166. Plotzky's bijou of famous hollywood hits.

167. Oh, I was great in reconnaissance

168. and infiltration, but I flunked close order drill.

169. Oh, aggie, I busted my cookie.

170. You busted your cookie?

171. Well, you know doggone good and well

172. I have another cookie here for you, don't you?

173. Thank you.

174. You're welcome. See you later.

175. See you later, aggie.

176. Don't panic! Don't panic!

177. I know.

178. Um, I thought I left you back there.

179. Oh, perish the thought, miss grep.

180. I am going to be with you for 24 hours...

181. uh, 23 hours and 31 minutes, to be exact.

182. My dear miss grep,

183. I am here to change your life.

184. Uh-huh.

185. You know, this is a kind of an interesting place

186. you have here.

187. I like it.

188. Yeah, well, uh, let's get down

189. to business, shall we?

190. Now, in cases of this kind,

191. I try to examine the problems

192. and then alleviate them.

193. Now, in your case, miss grep,

194. it seems that you can't hold on to a job.

195. Would you like a cup of tea?

196. No. Now the way we attack this employment problem...

197. a beer?

198. No. Is to fix it

199. so that you're independently wealthy

200. and don't even need employment.

201. Wine? I have some sherry.

202. Miss grep, we are discussing

203. the alteration of...

204. of your entire future.

205. And I think we ought to dispense

206. with these convivialities

207. and proceed to... do you have any gin?

208. No, but I could run down to mrs. Rianti's apartment.

209. Her husband makes it.

210. No, thanks. I've had that kind.

211. Oh.

212. Well, back to business, shall we?

213. Now, first of all, miss grep, I... I don't think that...

214. I don't think you can live here.

215. No?

216. Well, hardly.

217. Let's see here...

218. oh, yes, here's a good one.

219. The morgan mansion on sutton place.

220. That's the last one of its kind in new york city.

221. Oh, a mansion.

222. And how do I pay for this mansion?

223. My dear miss grep, there are all sorts of ways.

224. I am not that kind of girl!

225. Yes, I have no doubt.

226. But as of this moment,

227. you are independently wealthy.

228. Now, let me see here- oh, yes, savings account:

229. 6-6-1-0-3, new york national bank,

230. agnes grep- that's you.

231. $23,367 and 19 cents.

232. Nineteen?

233. Yeah, I hate round numbers.

234. Me, too.

235. Looks better that way.

236. About your social activities...

237. well, I generally go bowling on thursdays.

238. Bowling, schmowling.

239. That may be okay for pinsetters,

240. but not for real society.

241. Whoops!

242. Oh, perfectly charming party, agnes, my dear.

243. Why, I was talking to tony about it.

244. You look ravishing, dear.

245. Absolutely ravishing.

246. Oh, thank you very much.

247. Doesn't she?

248. Oh, yes.

249. All yours, my dear.

250. Agnes, cherie!

251. Unravel the flesh, will you?

252. My dear, you are exquisite,

253. enchanting, delightful.

254. And I intend to notify charlie

255. that this was the high social point of the season.

256. My dear, nobody in the world

257. can throw a party like you.

258. Come along, my dear.

259. Now this is what I call a miracle.

260. The best martini I ever conjured.

261. How do you do?

262. I've seen all of your movies

263. at least 60 or 70 times.

264. I think you're... wonderful.

265. Oh, I'm sorry.

266. Mmm...

267. sensationnel, cherie, coco.

268. A real blast, isn't it?

269. Yeah. Crazy.

270. Oh, are you all right?

271. You're terribly stinky.

272. Lovely party, darling.

273. I had a wonderful time.

274. Come along.

275. Swell having you.

276. Lovely party, aggie.

277. Thank you.

278. Ravishing, darling, ravishing.

279. Yes, thank you.

280. Oh... oh!

281. Oh, boy, what a blast.

282. Harmon, old buddy, you really outdid yourself.

283. Agnes...

284. my apartment-

285. it's been rented.

286. Yeah, I... I know.

287. My landlady- she didn't even know me.

288. She called me

289. "miss."

290. And you know what irv said to me?

291. Who's irv?

292. My neighbor across the hall.

293. He came out to get the morning paper,

294. and you know what he said?

295. He said, "what's with you, sister?

296. You slumming?"

297. Well, miss grep...

298. you know that old saying:

299. "You can't have your cake and also eat it."

300. Why, I mean, somebody's got to pay the fiddler.

301. After all, you know and everybody knows

302. that the whole philosophy of living

303. is a kind of a give-and-take thing.

304. And after all, when...

305. well, what did you expect?

306. Oh, not much of anything, really.

307. Except...

308. oh, except that...

309. except what?

310. Friends, maybe.

311. Hey, joe.

312. Pierre, morgan mansion, sutton place.

313. No.

314. No morgan mansion and no sutton place.

315. How's that?

316. Mr. Cavender, I don't want to go back there.

317. I want to stay right here.

318. You... you... why, that's ridiculous.

319. You can't stay here.

320. 24 hours of miracles,

321. and I leave you the way I found you?

322. Come on!

323. I'd never get my wings.

324. I'd be drummed out.

325. I'd be reclassified.

326. There's no telling where they'd send me.

327. Miss grep, didn't we have a wonderful time?

328. Don't you have everything

329. you always wanted now?

330. My dear miss grep...

331. my charming miss grep...

332. don't you want to be happy?

333. Mr. Cavender, you don't understand me.

334. Iwashappy.

335. I want it the way it was.

336. The way it was? Unstable,

337. unresolved and unemployed?

338. Disconnected, discombooberated and behind in my rent.

339. But that's for me.

340. That and then...

341. and the baby-sitting and the bowling

342. and the potato pancakes.

343. Mr. Cavender...

344. please.

345. Well, okay, miss grep.

346. But I think you're making

347. an awful mistake.

348. Are you sure?

349. Uh-huh.

350. Okay.

351. Here we go.

352. Well, I... I tried, chief.

353. Nobody can say I didn't try.

354. Hey, joe, let me take it up to the riantis.

355. Oh, and joe...

356. hey, what do you say, ag?

357. Hi, herb, top of the morning to you,

358. and don't shoot till you see

359. the whites of their eyes!

360. Oh, aggie, on this potato pancake stuff-

361. how many eggs?

362. An even dozen.

363. I'll be down in a minute.

364. Mrs. Rianti?

365. Hi, darlings.

366. Listen, you all wait right down here.

367. I'll be down in two seconds flat

368. with some candy and a cookie.

369. Come on, kids.

370. Aggie'll be back in a minute.

371. Hey, mr. Cavender?

372. Thanks a heap.

373. But no thanks.

374. You know something, miss grep?

375. You are the richest woman I know.

376. You have an abundance of wealth.

377. And it seems that I've had to travel a very long distance

378. to find out that cash and contentment

379. aren't necessarily synonymous.

380. Well...

381. good-bye, miss grep.

382. And, uh...

383. don't take any wooden angels,

384. you hear?

385. Yeah-yeah, chief?

386. You want to... you want to talk to me...

387. right away.

388. Yeah, I'll-I'll be right up.

389. Smoking cigars on assignment.

390. Conduct unbecoming an angel.

391. Champagne-drinking.

392. Gin and tonic drinking.

393. Gin fizz drinking.

394. Gin on the rocks, extra dry martinis.

395. Inebriation.

396. And I could go on from there.

397. Cavender, you're a disgrace

398. to the entire service.

399. Uh, I know it, sir.

400. I'm afraid you know what this means.

401. Re... classification, sir?

402. At least reclassification.

403. I hate to do this, cavender, I really do.

404. I... I understand, sir.

405. As a matter of fact, I...

406. why, this is incredible.

407. Why... why, she's... she's...

408. happy- just look at her, sir.

409. Why, yes.

410. Why, she's six times happier than the way I found her.

411. She's deliriously

412. and totally happy.

413. Well, I don't see how that could be.

414. But she is. Just-just look at her.

415. You see what she's doing, sir?

416. What is that?

417. She's bowling.

418. She goes bowling every thursday night.

419. Are you supposed to keep your finger in the ball

420. after it starts down the lane?

421. No, sir, I don't think

422. she's quite got the hang of it yet, sir.

423. Ooh, I hope she didn't hurt herself.

424. Well, cavender,

425. it seems that I've been premature in my judgment.

426. Your assignment was to make her happy,

427. and that's precisely the way she is,

428. so there's very little room for doubt about your...

429. go on, sir, I'm all ears.

430. I noticed.

431. I think, under the circumstances, cavender,

432. since you've done so very well

433. with that subject,

434. it occurs to me

435. that there are other

436. deserving subjects down there

437. who might require a little angelic assistance

438. from time to time.

439. Each one of them will be your project.

440. Oh, oh, oh, thank you, thank you, sir.

441. In a strange way, I feel rather sorry for them.

442. Thank you.

443. Thank you.

444. A word to the wise now to any and all

445. who might suddenly feel the presence

446. of a cigar-smoking helpmate

447. who takes bankbooks out of thin air.

448. If you're suddenly aware of any such celestial aids,

449. it means that you're under the beneficent care

450. of one harmon cavender, guardian angel,

451. and this message from lots of luck.

452. This is james arness.

453. You know, it's only a short hop

454. fromthe twilight zone to dodge city ingunsmoke.

455. Saturday nights over most of these stations.