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2. You're traveling
through another dimension-
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3. a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind,
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4. a journey into a wondrous land
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5. whose boundaries
are that of imagination.
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6. Your next stop,
the twilight zone.
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7. She's all set,
mr. Radin.
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8. How about the
sound system?
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9. You check that out?
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10. She's all
ready to go.
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11. I don't know where you
got your sound effects
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12. but you'd swear
a bomb was exploding.
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13. I mean a big bomb.
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14. That's precisely the way
it's supposed to sound.
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15. That about do it,
mr. Radin?
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16. That about does it.
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17. You got quite
a setup here.
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18. This part of
the illusion too?
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19. No, this room is
not an illusion.
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20. I venture to guess
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21. that it's the best
designed bomb shelter
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22. on the face of the
earth- who knows?
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23. The hydrogen bomb
is not an illusion.
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24. But tonight it's
for gags, huh?
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25. Something of the sort.
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26. A practical joke,
let's say.
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27. You can say
that again.
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28. When they start
those sound effects
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29. and that stuff
on the screen
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30. you'd swear the world
was getting blasted.
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31. That's the idea.
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32. I have three guests
coming this evening;
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33. rather special
guests.
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34. You did this to fool
three of your friends?
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35. Must be kind of
special friends.
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36. They are; they are, indeed-
very special friends.
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37. What you have just looked at
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38. takes place 300 feet
underground,
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39. beneath the basement of
a new york city skyscraper.
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40. It's owned and lived in
by one paul radin.
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41. Mr. Radin is rich, eccentric
and single-minded-
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42. how rich,
we can already perceive.
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43. How eccentric and single-minded,
we shall see in a moment,
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44. because all of you
have just entered
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45. the twilight zone.
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46. Good evening, friends.
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47. Just step across the hall to
the door straight ahead of you.
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48. Please come in, if you will.
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49. Sit down, make
yourselves comfortable.
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50. Please sit down.
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51. How good of
you to come.
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52. Colonel hawthorne,
mr. Hughes,
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53. mrs. Langsford.
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54. It's radin,
isn't it?
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55. Aren't you paul radin?
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56. You have an excellent
memory, reverend.
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57. And you, colonel,
do you recognize me?
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58. I believe I do.
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59. Served under me once,
didn't you, radin?
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60. I did indeed, second lieutenant,
infantry regiment
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61. under your command,
africa, 1942.
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62. I recall it vaguely.
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63. I seem to recall
something else too.
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64. It's not surprising it
doesn't flood back to you.
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65. You had a few thousand
men under you.
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66. I was only one.
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67. But then again, you didn't
court-martial all of them.
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68. That distinction
you reserved for me.
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69. Ah, yes, I do recall.
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70. You refused to lead
an assault on a hill;
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71. refused in the face
of a direct order.
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72. The delay cost us
almost a company of men.
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73. That was your contention
to the court-martial board,
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74. and so I was stripped of rank,
dishonorably discharged.
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75. You were fortunate,
mr. Radin.
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76. Were I to have
dictated the sentence
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77. I would have had you shot.
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78. I'm sure you would have,
colonel.
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79. I'm sure you
would have.
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80. But what a wretched host I am
to neglect the lady present.
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81. Mrs. Langsford.
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82. Do you recall
who I am?
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83. Of course,
I do, paul.
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84. I taught you
in high school.
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85. I don't forget
my students.
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86. Oh, sometimes the names
and the faces get confused
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87. but if I prod my memory
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88. I usually can connect
a name and a face-
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89. and, in your case, a character.
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90. You flunked me, mrs. Langsford;
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91. dressed me down
before an entire class;
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92. called me names, humiliated me.
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93. Well, let
me say again,
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94. how good of
you to come.
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95. I'm delighted
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96. you accepted
the invitation.
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97. Invitation?
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98. The request that I come here
was an ultimatum.
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99. Your chauffeur said
it was a matter
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100. of life and death.
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101. Well, yes, yes, indeed.
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102. That's the way it
was broached to me.
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103. I was having my dinner
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104. and my wife mary went
to answer the door,
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105. and when she came back,
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106. she had such a strange
expression on her face.
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107. Ah, mr. Hughes,
you've never ceased
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108. to be a bit on the wordy
side, now, have you?
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109. It's odd, really, how changeless
we remain over the years.
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110. But then again, I suppose
certain lifetime habits
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111. are not easily put aside.
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112. Paul, perhaps you'd be
good enough to tell us
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113. why we've been asked
to come here.
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114. I'd be delighted to.
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115. But first,
can I get you something?
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116. A highball, perhaps...
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117. or a cup of coffee?
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118. Reverend, how do you
take your coffee?
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119. Habits, mrs. Langsford-
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120. the incredible
persistence of habits.
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121. You call me paul, as if
I were still sitting
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122. in the front row
in your classroom.
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123. But what about you,
mrs. Langsford?
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124. A nice cup of tea?
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125. Thank you, no.
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126. Oh?
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127. How about you, colonel-
a tot of rum, perhaps?
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128. I would appreciate
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129. if you made your point
and let us leave.
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130. You've obviously called
us here for something
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131. and I would welcome
hearing whatever it is.
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132. How staunchly military, colonel.
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133. Drive, drive, drive!
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134. Get up against that objective
and wipe it out.
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135. Red flag in the map
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136. and troops
out of the sun.
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137. The nerves of steel
and a concrete head.
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138. That will
be all, radin!
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139. Colonel, you are
no longer in command.
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140. I'm in command here
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141. and what I command
is your attention.
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142. I called you
three here
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143. for a very
specific purpose.
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144. I want to settle
three old scores
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145. but will do it
in chronology.
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146. My dear old schoolmarm
shall begin-
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147. that staunch and
intrepid educator
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148. that looks so
out of place
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149. without her
severe spectacles
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150. covering severe eyes
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151. looking out of
a severe face
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152. and possessing
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153. that vast prerogative that comes
from the school board,
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154. and the vast courage
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155. that comes with pitting all her
wits and instinct and knowledge
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156. against captive children.
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157. Are you finished, paul?
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158. My dear schoolmarm,
I've hardly begun.
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159. Well, then, may I make
an observation?
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160. Just a comment
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161. on how incredible
this whole thing is
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162. that a man like you,
a millionaire three times over,
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163. an important man who walks
with kings and heads of state
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164. and industrial
tycoons-
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165. that such a man should
have a mind so tiny
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166. that it could brood
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167. over a high school incident
of 20 years ago
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168. and let it fester inside you
as you seem to have done.
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169. I have never liked humiliation,
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170. whether it happened 20 years ago
or in the past ten minutes.
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171. Humiliation?
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172. All right, paul, let's
talk about humiliation.
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173. Let's talk about
your humiliation.
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174. Mr. Radin was caught
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175. cheating in
an examination.
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176. Not a crime,
of course,
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177. but perhaps a bit indicative
of the character
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178. of the person who does it.
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179. And when he was accused
of this act,
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180. this cocoon-
soon to become tycoon-
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181. tried to plant his crib sheets
on an innocent student.
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182. How right you are,
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183. mr. Radin, that I stood you
up on your feet
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184. and in front of
the entire class
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185. I told you exactly
what you were.
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186. But no room was there
then, mrs. Langsford,
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187. for a moment of compassion,
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188. for an iota of sympathy
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189. for a poor, frightened,
desperate boy.
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190. Mr. Radin, I've dealt
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191. with frightened and desperate
children all my life.
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192. And it may surprise you to know
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193. that I've lent them
more of sympathy
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194. and of compassion
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195. than I have lent
them of knowledge.
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196. But neither sympathy nor
compassion can be handed out
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197. wholesale,
like cheap bubble gum.
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198. The recipient must
be worthy of them
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199. and you never were.
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200. You were a devious,
dishonest troublemaker.
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201. And in spite of
all your millions,
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202. it's my guess you are still
devious,
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203. you are still dishonest.
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204. And I've no doubt, even now,
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205. you're
a troublemaker.
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206. You haven't changed,
mrs. Langsford.
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207. Mr. Radin, obviously
many years have passed
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208. between now and the time you
felt you'd suffered indignities
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209. at our hands,
but what's to be gained by...
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210. a great deal can
be gained, reverend.
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211. A very great deal.
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212. You, for example, accused me
of a lack of character,
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213. put a scandal over my head,
destroyed my reputation.
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214. Yes, I remember.
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215. A girl, mr. Radin,
a girl you drove to suicide.
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216. Because even at
that early stage
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217. you were not a man who held
honor in very high regard.
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218. You can go
to the devil, reverend!
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219. Radin!
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220. And you, too, colonel.
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221. Tonight,
my friends,
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222. you will all
go to the devil,
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223. and that is not a
figure of speech!
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224. Do you know why I built
this room down here?
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225. Those walls are 18
inches concrete with
reinforced steel.
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226. And around them,
six inches of lead.
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227. I have my own generator
system, my own air system.
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228. Yes, and out there,
beyond that door,
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229. a storeroom the size
of a warehouse.
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230. You understand
logistics, colonel.
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231. Does it occur toyouwhy I
should have gone to all this
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232. trouble and expense?
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233. To begin a vigil, my friends.
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234. The long wait and the countdown.
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235. Yes. I have walked
with kings and tycoons,
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236. as you perceive, mrs. Langsford.
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237. I have walked with them,
and I have listened to them.
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238. I keep abreast of the times,
and usually well ahead of them.
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239. I know things
that are going to happen.
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240. I pay for the service.
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241. 48 hours ago
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242. I received a most
interesting bit of news,
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243. something that
perhaps only six men
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244. in the world know of...
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245. the world is coming
to an end this evening,
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246. ladies and gentlemen.
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247. At 11:45, there will be no
more city, no more country.
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248. At 30 minutes after midnight,
there will be no more world.
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249. They are going
to bomb us,
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250. and we are going
to bomb them.
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251. By dawn, there will be nothing
left but rubble and bodies.
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252. And in a few moments
it will all begin.
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253. You'll be hearing
sirens very shortly-
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254. that's the red alert.
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255. That means their missiles
are on their way.
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256. Ours will follow
soon after.
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257. And you are to
survive, mr. Radin?
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258. Is that the idea?
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259. I am to survive, mr. Hughes.
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260. I am 300 feet underground.
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261. And what about you, reverend?
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262. Do you wish
to survive?
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263. Do the rest of you
wish to survive?
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264. Or am I to be
the only pallbearer?
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265. This is your civil
defense announcer.
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266. Repeating, the air defense
command has just declared
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267. a take-cover signal.
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268. This is not a practice warning,
not a drill.
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269. An attack by enemy forces
is expected at any moment.
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270. You must seek the nearest
shelter immediately.
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271. If you are in your home,
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272. go to your prepared shelter
or to the basement.
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273. If you have no shelter
or basement,
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274. go toward the center of the
house, to the first room
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275. or hall
that will put as many walls
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276. as possible between you
and the outside of the house.
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277. Take your radio with you.
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278. If you are in any other type of
building, go to the basement
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279. or lowest floor and get as close
to the center of the building
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280. as possible.
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281. leave your shelter until told
it is safe to do so.
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282. This is not a test.
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283. This is a real take-cover...
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284. comments?
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285. Perhaps a little military
sophistry now, colonel.
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286. A quote from
general grant.
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287. Or you, reverend,
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288. something enriching
from the gospel.
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289. Such silence, mrs. Langsford?
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290. Nothing in that vast repertoire,
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291. that pilgrim's progress mind
of yours,
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292. to handle
the situation?
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293. A mental eraser to
wipe out reality?
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294. I've got to
get to my wife.
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295. By all means, reverend,
get to your wife.
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296. Hold hands and
die together.
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297. You turn my stomach,
mr. Hughes.
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298. "Get to your wife."
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299. That's not what's
on your mind.
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300. What's on your mind is
what's on the colonel's mind
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301. and the schoolmarm's mind.
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302. Your precious hide,
your sanctified flesh.
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303. That's what preoccupies
you at the moment.
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304. If I'm to die tonight
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305. I want to be with
someone I love.
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306. "Somebody I love..."
how theatrical!
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307. But more burlesque
than legitimate.
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308. Have the decency, reverend,
to depart this earth
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309. with just a fragment of
the truth in your mouth.
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310. Tell me to my face
that you're so scared,
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311. so miserably frightened,
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312. that you'd sell
your wife by the pound
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313. if it meant
your own survival.
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314. If those were the last words
I spoke before I died,
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315. they would also be
the worst falsehood
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316. I ever uttered on earth.
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317. Now, will you open this door?
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318. Will you let me leave now?
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319. How did you
know, radin?
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320. How could you
possibly have known?
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321. What difference
does it make?
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322. If he'll let
us leave now
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323. perhaps we can
reach our homes
before it happens.
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324. My dear friends, shall we drop
the pretenses now?
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325. Shall we, all of us now,
tell the truth?
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326. I told you
how this room
was constructed-
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327. steel, concrete and lead.
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328. It may be the only place on
earth where you can survive.
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329. Now, what is this nonsense
about going back to your homes?
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330. Do you mean to say that you
would walk out of here and die
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331. when by simply sitting
here you could live?
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332. Are we to understand,
mr. Radin,
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333. that you will permit
us this luxury?
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334. You will allow
us to stay?
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335. Of course, colonel.
As a matter of fact,
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336. it's precisely why
I've asked you to come.
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337. Each of you in his own way
has tried to destroy me.
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338. But I'll not repay
the compliment.
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339. That is to say, I will not
require an eye for an eye,
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340. nothing as primitive
or as naked as that.
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341. What is your price,
mr. Radin?
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342. I'd be interested.
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343. The colonel would
be interested.
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344. I presume the reverend
and the schoolmarm
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345. would be interested.
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346. I submit,
dear friends,
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347. you're not
just interested.
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348. It's probably the only
thing in god's earth
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349. that has any meaning
left at all.
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350. But the price, colonel...
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351. you will beg my pardon,
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352. you will ask my forgiveness,
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353. and, if need be, will get
down on your hands and knees
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354. to perform the function.
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355. "Pretty please
with sugar on it."
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356. How's that?
Speak up, teacher.
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357. "Pretty please
with sugar on it."
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358. It's what children say
to exact a favor.
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359. I don't want your
favor, mr. Radin!
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360. Let me out of here!
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361. If I'm to spend my last
quarter hour on earth
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362. I'd rather spend it
with a stray cat
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363. or alone in central park
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364. or in a city
full of strangers
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365. whose names
I'll never know.
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366. The door, radin.
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367. Will you open
the door now?
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368. Open up, radin.
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369. You're too blind
or you're too stupid,
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370. because none of you
seem to understand.
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371. All you have to do-
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372. literally, all you have
to do- is to say a sentence.
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373. Just a string of
silly, stupid words.
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374. Like a command, colonel,
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375. or like
a lesson, teacher,
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376. or like
a prayer, reverend.
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377. All you have to say
is you're sorry.
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378. All right,
you want to die, fine.
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379. But you'll be back
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380. inside
five minutes.
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381. There's the elevator!
Take it!
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382. Take the farce
to its conclusion.
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383. Go up into the street
and see the panic
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384. and the frenzy
and the horror.
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385. And then come back down
here to your salvation.
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386. Or you can watch it all
down here on that screen.
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387. You can see it all happen,
the whole thing.
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388. Watch the world being
shoveled into a grave.
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389. It's your
last chance.
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390. It's your last chance,
I mean it.
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391. Tell me, reverend, is
life so stinking cheap
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392. that you can throw
it down a drain?
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393. Life is very dear, mr. Radin,
infinitely valuable.
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394. But there are other things
that come even higher.
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395. Honor is one of them-
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396. perhaps the most
expensive of them all.
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397. Amen.
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398. Try not to get
too lonely, mr. Radin.
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399. Use mirrors.
They may help.
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400. Put them all
around the room.
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401. Then you'll have the company
of a world full of radins.
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402. It'll be a fantasy,
of course,
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403. but then your whole life
has been a fantasy,
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404. a parade of illusions-
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405. illusions about what
people have done to you,
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406. illusions about what justice is,
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407. illusions about
what is the dignity
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408. of even the
lowest of us.
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409. A fantasy,
mr. Radin,
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410. and now you can have
it all to yourself.
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411. No, it's not true,
it's not a fantasy.
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412. No, it's not a fantasy!
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413. This is your civil defense
announcer.
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414. Our military authorities have
just ordered a take-cover alert.
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415. Attack by enemy forces
is imminent.
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416. Take cover immediately.
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417. If you are in your car driving
away from your city, continue.
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418. Keep on driving.
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419. Do not stop.
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420. When movement is
no longer possible,
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421. seek the best available refuge.
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422. That's enough!
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423. If you are outdoors on foot,
hurry to the nearest shelter...
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424. that's quite enough!
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425. Anybody?
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426. Anybody.
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427. Please...
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428. somebody...
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429. hey, mac, mac.
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430. Had a little
bit too much?
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431. Hey, mac.
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432. I didn't want
it this way.
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433. Let me take
you home, mac.
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434. I didn't want
it this way.
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435. No, somebody, please.
Mac...?
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436. Anybody, won't
somebody listen to me?
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437. Go on now, move along.
Move along, please.
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438. There isn't a thing
here to worry about.
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439. Move along, please!
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440. Please, move along,
please, please.
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441. It's okay now.
You're gonna
be all right.
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442. We're going
to help you.
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443. Isn't there
anybody left?
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444. Nobody?
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445. You're gonna be
all right.
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446. Nobody!
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447. Now, go on,
break it up.
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448. There isn't a
thing here to see.
Go on, go on.
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449. Nobody.
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450. Nobody...
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451. oh, god...
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452. god...
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453. mr. Paul radin,
a dealer in fantasy
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454. who sits in the rubble
of his own making
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455. and imagines that he's
the last man on earth,
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456. doomed to a perdition
of unutterable loneliness
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457. because a practical joke
has turned into a nightmare.
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458. Mr. Paul radin,
pallbearer at a funeral
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459. that he manufactured himself
in the twilight zone.
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460. Rod serling,
creator of the twilight zone,
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461. will tell you
about next week's story
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462. after this message.
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463. And now, mr. Serling.
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464. Next week, through the good
offices of mr. Charles beaumont,
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465. we take a walk
in some dead man's shoes.
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466. It's the story of a hobo
who takes some shoes
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467. off a recently-deceased hoodlum,
and then discovers
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468. that if the shoe fits,
you have to wear it.
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469. And in this case, you have to do
as the shoes do-
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470. go where they tell you to
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471. and then perform some services
above and beyond the norm.
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472. I hope we see you next week
for "dead man's shoes."
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473. Seat belts can reduce serious
injury by one-third.
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474. Does your family have the
security of seat belts?
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