The Twilight Zone 2x7

Directed by Richard L. Bare

William Shatner as Bob Wilson • Patricia Breslin as Pat Carter • Stafford Repp as Mechanic • Walter Reed as Desperate Man • Guy Wilkerson as Counterman • Dee Carroll as Desperate Woman

A superstitious newlywed becomes obsessed by a penny fortune-telling machine when he and his new wife are stranded with car trouble.

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1. You're traveling through another dimension.

2. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind.

3. A journey into a wondrous land

4. whose boundaries are that of imagination.

5. That's the signpost up ahead.

6. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone.

7. How long is this going to take?

8. Like I told you, nobody stocks fuel pumps around town.

9. I'll have to send into Dayton for it.

10. How long will that take?

11. Oh, three, four hours.

12. Better figure on four, to play safe.

13. Four hours?

14. Crazy.

15. Let's get some lunch.

16. Lunch? We can homestead.

17. June, croon, honeymoon.

18. Quiet.

19. Don't think I should phone the office again, huh?

20. You'll lose that promotion

21. if you keep pestering them.

22. I'm going to lose it anyway.

23. I thought I married a man with confidence.

24. Who is the best man for the job?

25. - Me, but… - But?

26. But Thompson has seniority.

27. Aw! Doesn't mean a thing.

28. Little Miss Sunshine.

29. That's me.

30. Bread and butter.

31. Yes, dear.

32. Just trying to save your life.

33. Shall we?

34. Let's have some music, Don.

35. Great.

36. I thought we came in here to eat.

37. Yes, we did.

38. Shall we sit here?

39. Well, what have we got here?

40. "The Mystic Seer."

41. The what?

42. Let's try it, shall we?

43. Have you got a penny, honey?

44. I think so.

45. What'll we ask it?

46. I don't know.

47. I got it.

48. What?

49. Does anything exciting ever happen around here?

50. "It is quite possible."

51. The hand belongs to Mr. Don S. Carter,

52. male member of a honeymoon team

53. en route across the Ohio countryside to New York City.

54. In one moment, they will be subjected

55. to a gift most humans never receive in a lifetime.

56. For one penny, they'll be able to look into the future.

57. The time is now, the place is a little diner in Ridgeview, Ohio,

58. and what this young couple doesn't realize

59. is that this town happens to lie

60. on the outskirts of the Twilight Zone.

61. Howdy.

62. Howdy.

63. What'll it be?

64. I think I'll have a tomato and lettuce on whole wheat

65. and some iced coffee, please.

66. I'll have the same.

67. I've got some very good

68. chicken-fried steak out there.

69. No, thank you.

70. No.

71. You finished with that?

72. Yes.

73. Oh!

74. Good, hm?

75. Great. He must have siphoned it out of a swamp.

76. What are you doing?

77. Getting some pennies.

78. What are you going to ask it now?

79. What else?

80. Am I going to be promoted, for Pete's sake.

81. Hey, look.

82. What?

83. "It has been decided in your favor."

84. Ah! You see, your worries are over.

85. I think I'll phone.

86. Honey.

87. Well, I was going to anyway. Wasn't I?

88. Hello, operator?

89. Give me main 1-8-9-9-7

90. in Saint Louis, please.

91. That's right.

92. How much?

93. Seventy-five cents?

94. Honey, you got another quarter on you?

95. Is this call necessary?

96. Here you are, operator.

97. Hello.

98. Connect me with Mr. Welden's secretary, please.

99. Keep your fingers crossed.

100. I'm doing it up here.

101. Hello.

102. Hello, Pauline?

103. It's Don.

104. Fine. Fine. And you?

105. What's the secret word, Pauline?

106. I did?

107. I made it.

108. Oh.

109. Thank you, Pauline.

110. Yes, we'll send you a postcard from New York.

111. As soon as we arrive.

112. Goodbye, and same to you.

113. Goodbye.

114. I made it.

115. Oh, darling, I'm so proud of you.

116. You're now looking at the world's youngest office manager.

117. And I'm happy to say I told you so.

118. And so has he.

119. Yeah? Well, I told you first.

120. I think we ought to celebrate.

121. Here's a dime for the jukebox.

122. Some success music.

123. Or "The Triumphal March."

124. Don't know that I can find it here.

125. Crazy.

126. Oh.

127. Thank you.

128. You ain't going to like this

129. as much as you would that chicken-fried steak.

130. We'll bear up.

131. Ah.

132. Office manager.

133. I think it's wonderful.

134. Let's ask him something else.

135. He really came through on that one.

136. Mmm. Why don't you ask him why he didn't warn us

137. that the wholewheat bread is stale?

138. "Does he/she love me?"

139. I know the answer to that one, huh?

140. "Will I become rich?" I know that one, too.

141. I'll be the world's first millionaire accountant.

142. Office manager.

143. Right.

144. Is it really gonna be four hours before we get out of here?

145. "You may never know." What does that mean?

146. Who knows?

147. He does.

148. Mm-hm.

149. But it'll cost you another penny.

150. I'm an office manager now.

151. What do you mean, "We may never know"?

152. No, that's not a "yes" or "no" question.

153. You mean something will keep us from knowing?

154. Something will happen to us?

155. "If you move soon."

156. What does that mean?

157. Well, he's a mystic.

158. What do you expect?

159. Oh, I can see I'm going to have to be

160. the frugal one in our family.

161. Just one more.

162. You mean, if we're not supposed to move,

163. we're supposed to stay here?

164. Just one question per penny, please.

165. "That makes a good deal of sense."

166. How long should… No, uh,

167. Should we stay here until 2:30?

168. "Try again."

169. Should we stay in here until three o'clock?

170. "There's no question about it."

171. Don, let's take a look around the town, hm?

172. Every answer seems to fit.

173. You're joking, aren't you?

174. I mean… Don, no more.

175. If we don't stay in here until three o'clock,

176. something bad will happen to us?

177. Oh, Don, for heaven's sakes.

178. Read it.

179. "Do you dare risk finding out?"

180. Don, let's go.

181. Well, I haven't finished my sandwich yet.

182. Don't you want some ice cream?

183. Can we go now?

184. Don't you want something cold to drink?

185. Please, let's go.

186. All right.

187. Say, can I have my check?

188. You don't need a check.

189. I know what you had.

190. Two sandwiches, 80 cents,

191. iced coffee, $1.10, two ice creams, $1.60,

192. with three cents tax.

193. Here. Keep the change.

194. Well, thanks. Come on back, now.

195. Hot, hot, hot.

196. Yeah.

197. Maybe it won't take them four hours

198. to fix the car. You think?

199. Maybe.

200. Don, you didn't really want

201. to stay in there, did you?

202. No.

203. Honest?

204. Well, why was it so specific?

205. Specific? Sweetie.

206. "If you move soon."

207. "That makes a good deal of sense."

208. "Try again." "There's no question about it."

209. "You may never know." "Do you dare risk finding out?"

210. Don, it's just a napkin holder

211. in a little cafe in Ridgeview, Ohio.

212. Oh, I know, I know.

213. All right, what about my promotion, then?

214. Didn't it tell me, "It has been decided in your favor"?

215. Isn't that…?

216. Oh, forget it.

217. I suppose I'm just being stupid.

218. No, you're not.

219. - You're just… - Don't say it.

220. Superstitious.

221. It's like you married an alcoholic, isn't it?

222. Only, instead of bottles in the chandelier,

223. it's rabbits' feet and four-leaf clovers

224. - in my pockets, in the car… - And,

225. and you're all mine.

226. What are you doing?

227. What?

228. - You keep looking around as if… - Do I?

229. You are worried.

230. You're worried about that…

231. Oh, Don, I wonder when you act like this.

232. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to upset you.

233. I know you're not.

234. Doesn't change the facts, though.

235. What facts?

236. Six straight answers.

237. Don, please!

238. Stop treating me like a retarded child.

239. I didn't make those answers up.

240. Wait, Don.

241. We can make it.

242. You all right?

243. Quite a moment.

244. If you hadn't pulled me

245. out of the way of that car,

246. one squashed honeymooner.

247. Come on.

248. Well, where are we going now?

249. - Oh, we're not going back to that… - Why not?

250. All right, I admit it was a strange coincidence.

251. If it was a coincidence,

252. what are you worrying about us going back, then?

253. I'm not.

254. So stop worrying.

255. Just the same, you will admit that,

256. for a coincidence, it was pretty far-fetched.

257. Maybe.

258. Well, someone's sitting in front

259. of our Mystic Seer.

260. Don?

261. Why don't you try this one,

262. or one of the others?

263. I'm sure that…

264. Don?

265. What?

266. Look at me.

267. Well, you really don't think that that…

268. That gizmo can foretell the future, do you?

269. It foretold ours.

270. How? How did it?

271. Well, back already. What will you have?

272. Honey?

273. Iced coffee, please.

274. And how about you?

275. The same.

276. Um, all right, how?

277. When that car almost hit us, it was 3:00…

278. Exactly when that machine said.

279. Don, you said three o'clock, not the machine.

280. You decided to sit in here

281. as long as we did. You.

282. Oh, this is ridiculous.

283. Can't you see that you made up all the details,

284. and all that that… that thing did

285. was give back generalities?

286. What are you getting so upset about?

287. You. That you even consider the possibility…

288. Will you listen?

289. Excuse me.

290. Yes?

291. Can you give me some pennies?

292. Oh, sure. How many?

293. Ten.

294. Thank you.

295. Come on.

296. Yes, sir.

297. Did you know about the car almost hitting us?

298. "What do you think?"

299. Will we reach New York all right now?

300. "Your chances are good."

301. Very precise.

302. Honey, what do you expect?

303. A slip should come out and say.

304. "Hiya, Donsy and Patsy, so how's by you?"

305. Excuse me.

306. I never said these slips

307. were made for us personally.

308. I heard!

309. Don.

310. Don't you realize that,

311. you could get the same kind of answers

312. from any one of these machines in here?

313. Try and see.

314. The same kind, maybe, but not the same answers.

315. Will it still take four hours

316. before the car is ready?

317. Hey.

318. "It has already been taken care of."

319. Swell.

320. Let's go, then.

321. Mister.

322. Your car's ready. Got a lucky break.

323. Found a fuel pump right here in town.

324. Last one they had, too. Figured you'd be walking around

325. before you finally came to the garage,

326. so I come looking for you.

327. Thank you. We appreciate it.

328. We'll be right over.

329. Okey doke.

330. Coincidence?

331. Yes.

332. All right, then you ask it some questions.

333. Or are you afraid to?

334. All right.

335. Will we reach Columbus by tomorrow?

336. We're not going through Col…

337. "If that's what you really want."

338. Will I ever be married?

339. "The answer to that is obvious."

340. It's not possible to foretell the future, is it?

341. "That's up to you to find out."

342. You're just a stupid piece of junk, aren't you?

343. "It all depends upon your point of view."

344. I don't want to stay here anymore, Don.

345. Even if it's true?

346. Especially if it's true.

347. What are you talking about?

348. I think you are afraid of it.

349. Not of it.

350. Of what, then?

351. Don't you know?

352. Are we always going to live in Saint Louis?

353. Are we going to live in the East?

354. Are we going to live in the West?

355. Are we going to live in this country?

356. Don.

357. Don!

358. What?

359. Let's go.

360. No.

361. Are you just going to stay here?

362. I don't know!

363. Oh, sweetheart, listen to me.

364. Please, if you love me, just listen to me.

365. No, you listen to me.

366. This machine is predicting our future.

367. Do you think I could just walk away from it?

368. I'm not talking about that machine anymore,

369. I'm talking about you.

370. Are you just going to sit here

371. and let that… that thing run your life?

372. Run my life?

373. Run my life?

374. Isn't that exactly what you're letting it do?

375. Don, it made you call the office before.

376. It made you stay here instead of leave.

377. It made you afraid to walk down the street.

378. And now it's telling you

379. where you're going to live.

380. Why, it's as if every superstitious feeling you ever had

381. is wrapped up in that one machine.

382. It doesn't matter

383. whether it can foretell the future.

384. What matters is whether you believe more in luck

385. and in fortune than you do in yourself.

386. Well, you can decide your own life.

387. You have a mind… a wonderful mind.

388. Don't destroy it trying to justify

389. that cheap, penny fortune machine to yourself.

390. Pat.

391. We can have a wonderful life together

392. if we make it wonderful ourselves.

393. - I… - Pat.

394. I don't want to know what's going to happen.

395. I want us to make it happen together.

396. Don't cry, darling, don't cry.

397. Is there something wrong?

398. No, no, no, it's all right.

399. Don't cry.

400. We'll go, we'll go.

401. You're right. I'm a jerk.

402. No, you're not. You're wonderful.

403. Yes, yes, I am.

404. I'm the world's biggest jerk.

405. Come on, let's go get our car.

406. Yes, that's right.

407. Let's go get our car and,

408. we'll drive out of this town.

409. And go where we want to go

410. anytime we please.

411. Oh.

412. Oh, Don, I love you.

413. I love you, too, baby.

414. You keep the change.

415. Thanks!

416. Come on back, now.

417. Go ahead.

418. Can we ask some more questions now?

419. Do you think we might leave Ridgeview today?

420. Is there any way out? Any way at all?

421. Counterbalance in the little town of Ridgeview, Ohio.

422. Two people permanently enslaved

423. by the tyranny of fear and superstition,

424. facing the future with a kind of helpless dread.

425. Two others facing the future with confidence

426. having escaped one of the darker places

427. of the Twilight Zone.

428. Be sure and see the Colgate-Palmolive Company's

429. new comedy show My Sister Eileen.

430. Wednesday night on many of these same stations.