The Twilight Zone 2x28

Directed by Montgomery Pittman

Bill Erwin as Peter Kramer • John Archer as Bill Padgett • Jean Willes as Ethel McConnell • Jack Elam as Avery • Morgan Jones as Dan Perry

State Troopers follow the tracks from a frozen pond, into a diner. Inside they find a soda jerk, a bus driver and his seven passengers. The bus driver is certain only six people boarded his bus…

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1. You're traveling through another dimension

2. a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind

3. a journey into a wondrous land

4. whose boundaries are that of imagination.

5. That's the signpost up ahead.

6. Your next stop, The Twilight Zone.

7. See anything?

8. The tops of some trees have been knocked down.

9. Looks like something hit that pond.

10. Whatever it is will be under the ice till next spring.

11. A meteor or something, probably.

12. I better check in.

13. That woman who phoned said something

14. about calling out the national guard.

15. This is 118-3a, 118-3a

16. reporting a check-out.

17. Go ahead.

18. Checking out a report on an unidentified flying object.

19. Supposed to have landed in the area of hook's landing.

20. Appears something cut off the tops

21. of some trees.

22. Came down in the ice

23. at Tracy’s pond

24. and we can't see it now.

25. Bill?

26. Hold on.

27. Yeah?

28. There are footprints up here.

29. They come up from the pond and

30. looks like they got out of whatever landed.

31. Appears to be some evidence that

32. we'll call you back.

33. What's it all about?

34. We don't know yet.

35. How's that?

36. We'll, uh... we'll call you back in a little bit.

37. All right, Padgett

38. but there's talk of the bridge going out up there.

39. When you can, take a look

40. and make sure she's posted and blocked off.

41. Enough ice jammed against it to cool the Congo.

42. Roger and out.

43. No question about it.

44. Something left that pond,

45. and went over to the diner.

46. Looks like a bus

47. in front of that diner.

48. You don't suppose

49. it came out of that pond, do you?

50. Very funny.

51. Sorry.

52. Let's leave the car

53. and follow these tracks.

54. I want to be sure they lead to the diner.

55. Wintry February night, the present.

56. A phone call from a frightened woman

57. notating the arrival of an unidentified flying object

58. then the check-out you witnessed

59. with two state troopers verifying the event

60. but with nothing more enlightening to add

61. beyond evidence of some tracks

62. leading across the highway to a diner.

63. You've heard of trying to find a needle in a haystack?

64. Well, stay with us and you'll be part of an investigating team

65. whose mission is not to find that proverbial needle.

66. No, their task is even harder.

67. They've got to find a martian in a diner,

68. and in just a moment you'll search with them

69. because you've just landed in The Twilight Zone.

70. Trouble?

71. Whose bus is this out here?

72. That's mine, officer.

73. What's the problem?

74. The bridge up ahead

75. has been declared temporarily impassable.

76. Ice floe stacked up against it.

77. Another pound of weight

78. and it could be driftwood.

79. That's rough.

80. Can't go back.

81. There's a slide up at the turnoff.

82. Blocked the whole road.

83. Looks like you're marooned.

84. Till morning, anyway.

85. Till morning?

86. I've got to be in Boston at 9:00 a.m.

87. You better start walking, mister

88. because that bus stays out there until they fix the bridge.

89. Either that or have them drop some snowshoes.

90. So you might as well all get comfortable

91. and get a little hot food in you.

92. Oh, that's just great.

93. That's fine, isn't it?

94. Get comfortable and get a little hot food in you.

95. That's precious little consolation

96. for missing my meeting in Boston.

97. That's a fine bus line you work for.

98. They care so much

99. about their schedules, don't they?

100. I wouldn't be too hard on them.

101. They have no control over the snow, bridges

102. the sides of hills that decide to come down.

103. That's pretty much out of their hands.

104. What do you think?

105. They were all on the bus, weren't they?

106. What's the trouble? You looking for somebody?

107. Driver, uh

108. you got a passenger manifest?

109. Passenger manifest?

110. What do you think

111. I got parked out there, a 707?

112. That's a 14-year-old bus

113. and business is lousy.

114. My boss would run rum across the border

115. if there was a profit in it.

116. I don't ask passengers their names.

117. We kiss them gently and help them in.

118. We're that glad to have them, with or without names.

119. You know how many you had?

120. Six.

121. Unless one of them fell out the window

122. when we hit a bump.

123. I picked up six

124. and I'm supposed to deliver six.

125. Nobody fell out.

126. Somebody must have jumped in.

127. There are seven here now.

128. That's funny.

129. I know I had six people.

130. Thanks.

131. Tell me, was there anybody in here

132. before the bus stopped?

133. No, I haven't served anybody

134. since 11:00 this morning.

135. I figured this whole bunch got off the bus.

136. We did-there was no one in here when we came in.

137. Then how do you account for seven people?

138. That one beats me.

139. One of them didn't get off the bus.

140. Which one of you wasn't on the bus?

141. We were all on the bus.

142. What kind of interrogation is this, anyway?

143. If we're going to be grilled, I want to talk to a lawyer.

144. That's a good one!

145. First he wants snowshoes, then he wants a lawyer.

146. I don't remember seeing you on the bus.

147. That's quite funny

148. because I don't remember seeing you neither.

149. Makes one of us a liar, don't it?

150. This is preposterous.

151. What difference does it make

152. who was on the bus and who wasn't

153. or whether there were six or seven or 120?

154. Is this a diner or gestapo headquarters?

155. Oh, now, take it easy, mister.

156. What's it all about?

157. Did you hear anything

158. flying over here tonight?

159. Flying over here?

160. No, I haven't heard anything.

161. We got a call about two hours ago.

162. Woman said she heard something fly over and then come down.

163. Fly over here?

164. From where?

165. From up there.

166. An unidentified flying object.

167. Unidentified flying object?

168. Nothing's come down from up there except snow.

169. That's all I've seen

170. for the past 14 hours-snow.

171. Where did she say it came down?

172. Close to here.

173. Look, something did land in Tracy’s pond.

174. Left a trail of broken branches

175. before it hit.

176. We found tracks leading away from it.

177. To where?

178. To here.

179. You mean something landed in Tracy’s pond

180. and then came in here?

181. That's crazy.

182. Nothing's come in here since 11:00 this morning.

183. Nothing, except

184. except me and my passengers.

185. Me and six people.

186. That means that

187. one person here

188. George, I don't like this.

189. Easy, honey, easy.

190. Let me get this straight.

191. You're trying to tell us

192. that there's one person in here

193. who landed in some kind of a saucer

194. and then came in here?

195. Came in here with us?

196. Well, that's just not possible.

197. We'd have seen them.

198. Not necessarily.

199. It's snowing and dark.

200. We climbed off of that bus

201. with our eyes closed to get out of the snow.

202. Anyone could have come in with us and we wouldn't have noticed.

203. You were all on the bus together.

204. You would have known who the other passengers were.

205. That don't cut any ice.

206. They loaded in the snow at hook's landing.

207. Tell you the truth, I don't know who got on.

208. She's just like a science fiction, that's what she is.

209. A regular ray Bradbury.

210. Six humans and one monster

211. from outer space

212. you wouldn't happen to have an eye

213. in the back of your head, would you?

214. I find you offensive, you know that?

215. What do you do now, officer?

216. Look, lady, this isn't exactly par for our courses either.

217. We go off on a lot of nutty assignments but this one

218. wow.

219. Well, I know how you begin.

220. You pair off the couples.

221. Since it's just one person who doesn't belong here, you

222. you eliminate the couples.

223. We're exonerated.

224. Cross us off.

225. We're two of the humans.

226. Us, too

227. my wife and I.

228. We're in the clear.

229. What's the matter?

230. I... I could have sworn

231. you had a mole on your chin.

232. Mole on my chin?

233. Connie, I've never had a mole on my chin.

234. I can tell you what's going to happen.

235. We're all going to get so panicky

236. that everyone will start picking up

237. invisible clues from everybody else.

238. This is nonsense.

239. Of course it's nonsense

240. if a husband and wife start wondering

241. whether the husband is really the husband

242. and the wife... is

243. now, wait a minute.

244. 23 years is long enough

245. for a woman to know who she's married to.

246. So I'll thank you to stop looking at me

247. as if I'd just put on this face as part of a costume.

248. I love this.

249. She don't know who he is.

250. He don't know who she is.

251. We don't know who she is.

252. And this lemon-sucker here

253. he's the most suspicious of the bunch.

254. You got a back door to this place?

255. Sure, why?

256. Go back there and lock it.

257. It's already locked.

258. If that certain somebody really is from outer space

259. they'll just go through the wall.

260. Check them for wings!

261. Check them for wings!

262. Look under their coats.

263. You got identification, grandpa?

264. Left it in the pond in my spaceship.

265. Who won the world series last year?

266. What is this, a sort of prolonged practical joke?

267. I get it, I get it!

268. Pittsburgh pirates won it.

269. Took four out of seven from the Yankees.

270. Eh?

271. Sharp boys, real sharp boys.

272. Didn't figure us martians would know nothing

273. about the great American pastime, did you?

274. Huh? Huh!

275. You got identification, miss?

276. Well, no, as a matter of fact, I don't.

277. I left my wallet... I left it in my suitcase.

278. It was shipped on ahead.

279. What's your name, miss?

280. Ethel McConnell, I'm a professional dancer.

281. How many legs?

282. I'm going to belt you, grandpa.

283. She was on the bus.

284. How do you know?

285. She's the only one I noticed.

286. Well, thank you.

287. But who noticed him?

288. How do we know you're the same one

289. driving the bus?

290. Ain't nobody been exonerated yet

291. that's for sure.

292. Let's cut this farce out.

293. We'll all show our identifications

294. and put a stop to it.

295. The whole thing's ridiculous.

296. Then how do you explain

297. the extra person in here?

298. Yes, how about that?

299. Very simple.

300. The driver's mistaken.

301. Seven people got on the bus

302. and he thought there were only six.

303. Is that possible?

304. Not a chance in the world.

305. I counted heads before we took off.

306. There were six people.

307. Miss

308. what caused that?

309. We, uh

310. we may get a laugh out of all this

311. in the morning

312. in the meantime

313. everyone stay right where they are.

314. Where are the troopers?

315. Hmm? Oh, stepped outside.

316. Snow stopped.

317. Say, Haley

318. that wasn't your gag, was it?

319. I mean, the business about the jukebox starting like that?

320. Not me. I'm strictly short orders and pay your taxes.

321. I don't know anything about science fiction.

322. A jukebox is a jukebox, and if that thing

323. wants to start up all on its own,

324. you'll check with an electrical engineer.

325. Take me to your leader.

326. Take me to your leader!

327. Find anything?

328. No.

329. Took a look at the bridge.

330. Holding up well.

331. I know that bridge.

332. What's more, I don't trust it.

333. Well, thank goodness

334. we needn't concern ourselves

335. with your judgment.

336. If the bridge gets a clean bill of health

337. you'll drive that bus right across it.

338. Listen, you may be a big shot in Boston

339. but when it comes to bridges and buses

340. I got seniority

341. and I tell you

342. that bridge is so old that

343. hey, what is this?

344. Why did the lights go out like that?

345. We may be losing power.

346. This is weird.

347. This is just plain weird.

348. Well, I wish whoever it was

349. would play his cards right now.

350. Why don't they do something?

351. What's the point of us all staying cooped up

352. in here like this and... and not

353. the point is this, miss.

354. We're all kids in a closet here.

355. Nobody understands what's going on.

356. If there was some kind of a saucer that landed in that pond

357. and he did come in here

358. I think it would be a real healthy idea

359. if we pinpointed that particular somebody

360. and kept him from leaving.

361. Makes sense.

362. Maybe whoever it is is invisible.

363. Maybe they're playing around.

364. Cat and mouse.

365. That is childish nonsense.

366. It's as good an explanation

367. as any I've heard.

368. But what if the

369. the thing doesn't show itself?

370. Do we just sit here holding our breath?

371. Yes. How about that?

372. Well, if somebody was to ask me

373. well, no one did ask you, and no one will.

374. Why don't you leave the old man alone.

375. Who invited you into this?

376. Well, I didn't realize we were waiting for invitations,

377. but you've got this big thing about bossing everybody around.

378. Look, it's tough enough just sitting here without

379. get over there and sit down, gramps.

380. Yeah.

381. What's that?

382. It's okay?

383. All right, thanks.

384. The bridge is okay.

385. Well, it's about time.

386. Shall we go?

387. What do you think, perry?

388. Can't hold them.

389. You're making a big mistake, officer.

390. Big mistake.

391. You're letting a monster out.

392. That may well be, old man.

393. May well be.

394. Can't hold somebody

395. on suspicion of being a monster.

396. You can roll them any time.

397. All right.

398. Are they sure about that bridge?

399. I don't like that sucker.

400. She swings in the wind

401. and she's not a suspension.

402. That was the county engineer.

403. The bridge has been checked out

404. and declared passable.

405. We'll go on ahead, cross the bridge first.

406. You can pay your checks right over here

407. ladies and gentlemen.

408. Godspeed and a safe trip.

409. And you all come back

410. and see us again, you hear?

411. That is... all but one of you.

412. Now, you had the chili, right?

413. That's 90 cents.

414. Thank you.

415. And you had, what, 14 cups of coffee

416. that was $1.40.

417. Good-bye, officer.

418. Miss McConnell.

419. Well, I counted seven.

420. That's right, seven.

421. Betcha by the time we get to Boston, there'll be 17.

422. Something for you?

423. Coffee-black.

424. One coffee, black.

425. Hey, uh, didn't you, uh

426. what I mean is

427. didn't you go out on that bus?

428. I did indeed.

429. Oh, yes, I went out on that bus.

430. And do you know something?

431. That bridge wasn't safe.

432. It collapsed.

433. The state police car, the bus, everything

434. kerplunk, right into the river.

435. It was a terrible scene.

436. No one got out.

437. Except you.

438. Except me.

439. Lucky, I guess, huh?

440. Very lucky.

441. But... but

442. but... what?

443. You're not even wet.

444. Wet

445. what's "wet?"

446. What do you mean "what's 'wet? '"

447. You landed in the river but your clothes are all dry.

448. Illusion, that's all.

449. Just an illusion.

450. Like that jukebox playing in the corner.

451. That's an illusion, too.

452. Or, uh, that telephone ringing.

453. That's an illusion.

454. Just a parlor trick.

455. What are you, some kind of magician?

456. Who, me?

457. Oh, hardly.

458. Now, uh, before you, uh, faint dead away

459. I ought to explain that the name isn't really Ross,

460. and, uh, I wasn't really going to Boston.

461. No, I was sent

462. as a kind of advance scout.

463. You know, these, uh... cigarettes, do you call them?

464. They taste wonderful.

465. We haven't got a thing like this on mars.

466. That's incidentally where I come from.

467. We're beginning to colonize.

468. My friends will be arriving very shortly.

469. I think they're going to like it here.

470. It's a lovely area.

471. So... so remote, so pleasant, so off the beaten track.

472. Just the perfect spot for a colony

473. don't you think, Mr. Haley?

474. While we're waiting

475. how about a little what you call music?

476. I don't mind.

477. I have to do a little waiting myself.

478. You see, Mr. Ross

479. my name isn't Haley.

480. And I do agree with you.

481. This is an extraordinary place to colonize.

482. We folks on Venus had the same idea.

483. We got it several years ago.

484. And I think I really ought to tell you now

485. that your friends are not coming.

486. They've been intercepted.

487. Oh, a colony is coming.

488. But it's from Venus.

489. And if you're still alive

490. I think you'll see how we differ.

491. And I agree with you

492. about what they call music.

493. Why don't you play some?

494. Incident on a small island, to be believed or disbelieved.

495. However, if a sour-faced dandy named Ross

496. or a big, good-natured counterman who handles a spatula

497. as if he'd been born with one in his mouth

498. if either of these two entities walk onto your premises

499. you better hold their hands- all three of them,

500. or check the color of their eyes-all three of them.

501. The gentlemen in question

502. might try to pull you into The Twilight Zone.

503. Rod serling, creator of The Twilight Zone

504. will tell you about next week's story

505. after this word from our alternate sponsor.

506. And now, Mr. Serling.

507. Mr. Burgess Meredith is no stranger to The Twilight Zone

508. but his role in next week's story

509. is a unique one, even for him.

510. The time will be the future, the place just about anywhere

511. where men have been taken over by a machine state.

512. Our story is called "the obsolete man."

513. It may chill, it may provoke

514. but we're rather certain it will leave a mark.

515. Next week on The Twilight Zone, "the obsolete man."

516. Captioned by media access group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org

517. hi, this is ed Sullivan

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