1. YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER
ANOTHER DIMENSION,
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2. A DIMENSION NOT ONLY
OF SIGHT AND SOUND,
BUT OF M IND.
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3. A JOURNEY
INTO A WONDROUS LAND
OF IMAGINATION.
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4. YOUR NEXT STOP,
THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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5. MAY I SHOW
YOU SOMETHING?
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6. NO.
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7. NO, THAT'S...
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8. NOT WHAT
I'M LOOKING FOR.
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9. GOING UP, MA'AM.
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10. U M, HOUSEWARES?
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11. THAT WOULD BE
THE MEZZAN IN E, MA'AM.
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12. WHAT IN PARTICU LAR
WERE YOU LOOKING FOR?
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13. U H, THIM BLES.
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14. GOLD THIM BLES.
YOU HAD THEM
ADVERTISED.
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15. THAT WOULD BE
SPECIALTI ES, MA'AM.
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16. THE N I NTH FLOOR.
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17. I'M NOT ACCUSTOM ED
TO SUCH SERVICE.
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18. MA'AM?
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19. THERE WERE A WHOLE
LOT OF PEOPLE
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20. WAITING FOR
THE ELEVATOR.
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21. I SEEM TO HAVE
A PRIVATE ON E.
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22. WELL, THIS
IS AN EXPRESS
ELEVATOR, MA'AM—
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23. TO THE N I NTH FLOOR.
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24. THE OTH ERS ARE ALL
LOCALS THIS TIME
OF DAY.
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25. EXPRESS ELEVATOR
TO THE NINTH FLOOR
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26. OF A DEPARTMENT STORE,
CARRYING MISS MARSHA WHITE
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27. ON A MOST PROSAIC, ORDINARY,
RUN-OF-THE-M ILL ERRAND.
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28. N I NTH FLOOR.
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29. THERE MUST BE
SOME M ISTAKE.
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30. THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
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31. MISS MARSHA WHITE,
ON THE NINTH FLOOR,
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32. SPECIALTIES DEPARTMENT,
LOOKING FOR A GOLD THIMBLE.
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33. THE ODDS ARE
THAT SHE'LL FIND IT.
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34. BUT THERE ARE
EVEN BETTER ODDS THAT
SHE'LL FIND SOMETHING ELSE
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35. BECAUSE THIS ISN'T
JUST A DEPARTMENT STORE.
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36. THIS HAPPENS TO BE—
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37. THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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38. WAS SOMEONE
HELPING YOU?
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39. CAN I SHOW
YOU SOMETHING?
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40. OH, WHY, YES.
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41. I WAS LOOKING FOR
A GOLD THIM BLE—
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42. A GI FT FOR MY MOTH ER.
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43. A GOLD THIM BLE.
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44. I THINK WE HAVE
SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE.
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45. THIS WAY, PLEASE.
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46. HOW ABOUT THIS?
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47. IT'S 14-KARAT GOLD
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48. AND QU ITE DISTI NCTIVE-
LOOKING, I THINK.
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49. DON'T YOU?
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50. U H, YES.
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51. YES, I THINK
THIS WILL DO.
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52. THIS IS A CHARG E?
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53. IS THIS
A CHARG E, MISS?
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54. U H, I BEG YOUR PARDON.
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55. A CHARG E?
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56. NO. NO, I'LL PAY FOR IT.
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57. YOU WANT IT
G I FT WRAPPED.
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58. YES, PLEASE.
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59. NO, ON SECON D THOUGHT,
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60. I'LL WRAP IT MYSELF.
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61. MISS—
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62. THAT'S 22.80 PLUS TAX.
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63. $25 EVEN.
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64. NOW THAT'S ODD.
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65. WHAT IS, MARSHA?
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66. WELL, YOU HAVEN'T
ANY MERCHAN DISE
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67. HERE AT ALL,
EXCEPT THE THIM BLE,
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68. EXCEPT THE VERY
THING I NEEDED.
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69. THE WHOLE FLOOR,
IT LOOKS SO EM PTY AND—
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70. YOU CALLED ME MARSHA.
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71. DID I? I'M SORRY.
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72. THAT WAS FORWARD OF ME.
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73. I APOLOG IZE.
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74. HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
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75. I'VE PROBABLY
SEEN YOU
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76. AROUND THE STORE.
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77. NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
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78. I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU.
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79. NOW, LOOK, I DON'T
WANNA MAKE A BIG
THING OUT OF THIS
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80. BUT WHAT KIND OF
A PLACE IS THIS?
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81. ALL I WANT IS
ONE SMALL ITEM,
A GOLD THIM BLE.
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82. I COME UP ON A FLOOR
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83. THAT HASN'T
A SING LE THING
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84. EXCEPT WHAT
I'M LOOKING FOR.
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85. YOU MAY BE
MORE SOPH ISTICATED,
BUT THIS I CALL ODD.
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86. PLEASE COME AGAIN.
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87. ANY TIME.
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88. THANK YOU.
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89. MISS WH ITE?
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90. ARE YOU HAPPY?
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91. I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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92. AM I WHAT?
AM I HAPPY?
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93. FORGIVE ME, BUT THAT'S
REALLY NONE OF YOUR BUS IN ESS.
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94. REALLY? IT'S NON E
OF MY BUS IN ESS.
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95. ALL RIGHT,
MISS WH ITE,
SU IT YOURSELF.
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96. IT'S NONE OF
MY BUS IN ESS.
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97. GOING DOWN.
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98. WELL, DID YOU F IN D WHAT
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?
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99. AS A MATTER
OF FACT, I DID.
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100. ALSO AS A MATTER
OF FACT, IT WAS THE
ONLY THING FOR SALE
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101. ON THAT FLOOR.
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102. SOMEBODY OUGHT TO CALL
AN EFF ICI ENCY EXPERT,
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103. ONE ENTI RE FLOOR
DEVOTED TO THE SALE
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104. OF A SING LE
GOLD THIM BLE?
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105. AN EXTREM ELY
ODDBALL SALESLADY
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106. SOMEBODY OUGHT
TO LOOK INTO.
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107. THIS IS SCRATCH ED.
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108. WELL, I DIDN'T
NOTICE THAT BEFORE.
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109. I CAN'T SEND THIS
TO MY MOTH ER.
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110. IT'S SCRATCH ED,
AND IT'S DENTED TOO.
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111. LOOK. LOOK HERE.
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112. COM PLAINTS, THIRD FLOOR.
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113. LOOK AT THIS THING!
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114. IT'S SCRATCH ED
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115. AND IT LOOKS AS I F
SOMEBODY STEPPED
ON IT.
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116. THIRD FLOOR, COM PLAINTS.
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117. WELL, I DISTI NCTLY
TOLD HER THAT ALL
THE GOLD THIM BLES
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118. THAT WE HAVE
ARE IN GI FTS.
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119. AND THAT IF THE ITEM
WERE DAMAG ED,
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120. WE WOULD CERTAIN LY
MAKE IT GOOD
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121. E ITHER BY REPLACEM ENT
OR REFU N D.
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122. I DISTI NCTLY TOLD
HER THAT, MR. SLOAN.
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123. THEN WHAT IS
THE PROBLEM,
MR. ARM BRUSTER?
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124. THE CUSTOM ER CLAI MS
THAT SHE DIDN'T GET
THE ITEM IN GI FTS,
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125. THAT SHE GOT IT
IN ANOTHER DEPARTM ENT.
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126. MR. ARM BRUST—
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127. JUST TELL H ER
TO TAKE IT BACK
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128. TO THE DEPARTM ENT
WHERE SHE PU RCHASED
THE ITEM.
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129. THAT'S J UST
THE PO I NT.
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130. SHE HAS SOME I DIOTIC STORY
ABOUT HAVING PU RCHASED
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131. A GOLD THIM BLE
ON THE N I NTH FLOOR.
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132. NINTH FLOOR.
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133. MR. ARMBRUSTER,
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134. I TRUST YOU
IN FORM ED THE LADY
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135. THAT THIS STORE
HAS NO N I NTH FLOOR.
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136. I HAVE TRI ED DESPERATELY,
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137. I REALLY MEAN DESPERATELY
TO ACQUAI NT HER WITH
THIS FACT
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138. BUT SHE STILL I NS ISTS
THAT SHE WAS TAKEN
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139. TO THE N I NTH FLOOR
AND WAITED ON
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140. BY A RATHER ODD WOMAN.
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141. AN ODD WOMAN YET.
H M.
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142. A PERSONALITY TRAIT
THAT SHE WOULD BE
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143. PARTICU LARLY
KNOWLEDG EABLE ABOUT.
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144. WELL, ANYWAY, THIS WOMAN
WHO ALLEG EDLY WAITED
ON H ER—
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145. N EVER MIND, ARM BRUSTER.
I'LL TALK TO H ER.
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146. YES, YES,
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147. WELL, SH E'S
WAITING RIGHT
OUTSIDE, S I R.
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148. MISS WH ITE, THIS
IS OUR MANAG ER,
MR. SLOAN.
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149. PERHAPS I
CAN H ELP YOU,
MISS WH ITE.
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150. PERHAPS YOU CAN.
THIS THIM BLE—
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151. IT'S DENTED
AND SCRATCH ED.
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152. WELL, IT MOST
ASSUREDLY IS.
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153. NOW, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE IT BACK
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154. TO THE GI FT
DEPARTM ENT AND—
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155. I JUST EXPLAIN ED IT,
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156. I DID NOT PU RCHASE THIS
IN THE GI FT DEPARTM ENT.
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157. I WAS TAKEN
U P TO THE
N I NTH FLOOR.
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158. THAT'S WHAT MAKES
IT SO DI FF ICU LT
TO UNDERSTAND.
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159. YOU SEE, WE DON'T
HAVE A N I NTH FLOOR.
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160. I WAS TAKEN TO
THE N I NTH FLOOR.
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161. I WAS WAITED ON
BY A VERY ODD WOMAN.
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162. I PAI D CASH.
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163. YOUR RECE I PT?
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164. MY RECE I PT?
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165. I DIDN'T GET
A RECE I PT
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166. BUT I PAI D CASH.
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167. I GAVE HER A
20-DOLLAR B I LL AND
A 5-DOLLAR B I LL.
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168. SHE GAVE ME
THIS THIM BLE
AND I—!
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169. THERE SHE IS!
THERE'S THE WOMAN
WHO WAITED ON ME. MISS?
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170. MISS, I WON DER
IF YOU'D—
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171. WELL, WELL,
HOW IS SH E?
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172. SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT,
MR. ARM BRUSTER.
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173. SHE WAS JUST FRIGHTEN ED,
THAT'S ALL.
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174. WHAT ABOUT THIS
DELUS ION OF H ERS?
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175. I DON'T KNOW, I
DI DN'T TALK TO H ER.
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176. BUT SHE'S RESTING NOW.
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177. I THINK, MAYBE
EVEN GONE TO SLEEP.
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178. H M M. WELL,
TELL H ER
WE'RE CLOSING.
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179. TELL HER TO COME
BACK TOMORROW
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180. AND WE'LL GET H ER
A REPLACEM ENT
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181. OR REFU N D OR
ANYTHING ELSE SHE WANTS.
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182. MISS PETTIG REW,
WE'RE CLOSING UP NOW.
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183. WHAT I'D LIKE
TO GIVE HER IS
A BUS TICKET.
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184. A ON E-WAY
BUS TICKET
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185. TO ANY
DEPARTM ENT STORE
WEST OF CLEVELAN D.
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186. PREFERABLY CH ICAGO
OR LOS ANGELES
OR HONOLU LU.
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187. MISS PETTIG REW,
DID YOU HEAR ME?
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188. WE'RE CLOSING UP NOW!
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189. MISS KIEVERS.
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190. YOU HAVE
A CUSTOMER.
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191. HURRY, PLEASE.
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192. ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING.
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193. SOMEBODY?
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194. PLEASE, I'M
LOCKED IN HERE.
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195. U H, ANYONE?
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196. I NEED SOME HELP.
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197. ANYONE?
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198. PLEASE?
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199. MARSHA.
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200. MARSHA.
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201. (man)
MARSHA?
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202. MARSHA.
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203. MARSHA.
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204. WHO DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE
FOOLING, MARSHA?
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205. COME ON, DEAR.
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206. CLIMB OFF IT.
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207. YOUREMEMBER, MARSHA.
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208. YOU KNOW WHO
YOU ARE.
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209. MARSHA?
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210. YOUREMEMBER, MARSHA.
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211. CLI M B OFF IT.
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212. COME ON, DEAR.
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213. OH, NO!
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214. NOW, MARSHA, DEAR.
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215. YOU'LL FORGIVE
AN OBSERVATION
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216. BUT YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE A SILLY CH I LD.
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217. COME NOW, MARSHA.
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218. THINK NOW.
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219. CONCENTRATE.
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220. REMEMBER NOW?
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221. ALL OF US WILL TRY
AND H ELP YOU.
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222. WE'LL H ELP YOU CONCENTRATE.
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223. REMEMBER NOW?
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224. COMING BACK TO YOU?
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225. THAT'S ODD.
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226. THAT'S REALLY ODD,
BUT SU DDEN LY, I
SEEM TO—
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227. REMEMBER. COMING
BACK NOW, IS IT?
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228. I'M A MAN N EQU IN.
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229. THAT'S WHAT I AM,
I'M A MAN N EQU IN.
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230. AND IT WAS MY TURN—
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231. YOUR TURN
TO LEAVE US
FOR A MONTH.
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232. BECOMING MUCH CLEARER
NOW, ISN'T IT?
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233. YOU LEFT US FOR A MONTH
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234. AND YOU LIVED
WITH THE OUTSIDERS.
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235. BUT YOU WERE DU E
BACK YESTERDAY
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236. AND YOU
DI DN'T SHOW UP.
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237. YOU KNOW, MARSHA,
THAT'S VERY SELF ISH.
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238. ALL OF US WAIT OUR TURN
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239. AND WE S IMPLY DO NOT
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240. NOW. IT WAS MY TURN
STARTING LAST NIGHT.
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241. I'M ONE DAY
DELAYED ALREADY.
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242. BUT OF COURSE.
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243. OF COURSE,
I'M SORRY.
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244. I FORGOT.
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245. WHEN YOU'RE ON THE OUTSIDE,
EVERYTHING SEEMS SO NORMAL.
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246. AS I F—
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247. AS I F
WHAT, MARSHA?
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248. AS IF WE WERE
LIKE THE OTH ERS.
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249. LIKE THE OUTSIDERS.
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250. LIKE THE REAL PEOPLE.
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251. WELL, NO SERIOUS
HARM DONE.
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252. WELL, I'LL
SEE YOU ALL
IN A MONTH.
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253. TAKE GOOD CARE
OF YOURSELVES.
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254. HAVE A BALL.
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255. AND YOU'LL
ALL MISS ME?
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256. (all)
OH, YES!
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257. AND YOU WON'T TEAR
THE PLACE APART?
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258. AND YOU'LL ALL BE HERE
WHEN I GET BACK?
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259. BYE.
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260. BYE.
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261. DID YOU ENJOY
YOURSELF, MARSHA?
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262. WAS IT FU N?
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263. EVER SO MUCH FU N.
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264. GOOD MORNING, DEAR.
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265. WE'RE EXPECTING $100
OUT OF YOU TODAY.
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266. KEEP YOUR POWDER
DRY, DARLING.
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267. WELL, IT WILL SELL.
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268. MORNING.
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269. MORNING, LADI ES.
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270. HERE, HERE,
BREAK IT UP.
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271. BACK TO YOUR
POSTS, GIRLS.
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272. IT'S 9:00!
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273. REALLY.
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274. MARSHA WHITE IN HER
NORMAL AND NATURAL STATE.
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275. A WOODEN LADY
WITH A PAINTED FACE
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276. WHO, ONE MONTH
OUT OF THE YEAR,
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277. TAKES ON
THE CHARACTERISTICS
OF SOMEONE AS NORMAL
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278. AND AS FLESH AND BLOOD
AS YOU AND I.
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279. BUT IT MAKES YOU WONDER,
DOESN'T IT?
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280. JUST HOW NORMAL ARE WE?
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281. JUST WHO ARE THE PEOPLE
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282. WE NOD OUR HELLOS TO
AS WE PASS ON THE STREET?
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283. A RATHER GOOD QUESTION TO ASK
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284. PARTICULARLY IN
THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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285. ROD SERLING, THE
CREATOR OF TWILIGHT ZONE,
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286. WILL TELL YOU ABOUT
NEXT WEEK'S STORY
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287. AFTER THIS WORD FROM
OUR ALTERNATE SPONSOR.
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288. AND NOW,
MR. SERLING.
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289. THIS LOCKER
AND LIN I MENT EM PORI U M
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290. HOUSES A MAJOR LEAG U E
BASEBALL TEAM KNOWN
AS THE HOBOKEN ZEPHYRS,
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291. ALL OF WHICH BY
WAY OF I NTRODUCTION
IN NEXT WEEK'S SHOW,
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292. A WILD AND WOOLLY
YARN ABOUT THE GREAT
AM ERICAN PASTIME.
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293. IT'S CALLED "TH E
MIGHTY CASEY" AND IT'S
ALL ABOUT A LEFT-HAN DER
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294. WHO P ITCH ES
LIKE NOTHING HUMAN,
S IMPLY BECAUSE HE ISN'T.
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295. MR. JACK WARDEN TAKES
US INTO THE STADI U M
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296. NEXT WEEK FOR N IN E
FAST IN NINGS ON
THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
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297. BE SURE TO SEE
THE FUN-FILLED
FAMILY LIFE
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298. OF ONE OF AMERICA'S
GREATEST ENTERTAINERS.
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299. THE DAN NY THOMAS SHOW.
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300. MONDAY NIGHTS
OVER MOST OF
THESE STATIONS.
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