The Twilight Zone 1x20

Directed by Douglas Heyes

Kevin Hagen as Captain James Webber • Don Dubbins as Peter Kirby • Cecil Kellaway as Jeremy Wickwire • Jeff Morrow as Kurt Meyers • Kevin Hagen as James Webber • Walter Bacon as Beauty Contest Guest

Three astronauts land on what looks like Earth 200 years before they left--only all of the people seem frozen in time.

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1. Elegy First Aired: 19 February 1960

2. You're traveling to another dimension.

3. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind.

4. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination.

5. Next stop: The Twilight Zone

6. The time is the day after tomorrow...

7. in a far corner of the universe.

8. The cast of characters, three men lost amongst the stars.

9. Three men sharing the common urgency of all men lost.

10. They're looking for home.

11. And in a moment they'll find home.

12. Not a home that is a place to be seen.

13. But a strange, unexplainable experience to be felt.

14. I hear the atmosphere. - This may be it, Pete.

15. It better be. We're about out of fuel.

16. 20.95 parts oxygen.

17. 78.09 nitrogen.

18. I don't get it, that's air.

19. Gravity, unit one. - That's incredible.

20. Conditions identical to Earth.

21. And yet we're 655 million miles away from Earth.

22. Wait a minute, Pete. These instruments could be wrong.

23. What's the difference? We're not going anywhere now.

24. Yeah, I guess you're right.

25. How far did you say we were from Earth?

26. 655 million miles.

27. We're back on Earth. - No.

28. No? Do you call that a Martian? Here, boy, come on.

29. Anyway, look at those trees. It's got to be Earth.

30. Well, what do you call that?

31. It's called a tractor.

32. They were in use on Earth during the 20th century before the total war.

33. You mean, we're on Earth 200 years ago?

34. It's an interesting theory. And as possible as any other.

35. Except that to my knowledge Earth has never had more than one sun.

36. All right. You explain it.

37. The only thing I'm certain of is that we're not on Earth.

38. We're not alone.

39. Excuse me, sir.

40. My name is Webber.

41. We hate to bother you...

42. What's the matter with him?

43. Seems to be in some sort of a trance or...

44. Let's get out of here.

45. Hey, look, there's somebody. Hey, mister.

46. How are they biting? Mister?

47. Hey, wake up.

48. Do you hear that? The music, a band? There's somebody here.

49. It seems to be coming from over there.

50. The music's coming from that loudspeaker.

51. It's being piped in from somewhere.

52. Look.

53. Concert's over.

54. Well, any ideas, professor?

55. It could be some sort of illusion.

56. Yes, maybe we're being made to see and hear what we hope to find:

57. The sights and sounds of home.

58. No, no, that's all wrong.

59. This is more than 200 years ahead of our time.

60. Or it could be that time itself is suspended here.

61. Or time may have speeded up for us...

62. or slowed down for them.

63. You mean, they might actually be moving?

64. It's possible. - Then why can't we see it?

65. You don't see the movements of a clock's hands, but they do move.

66. Well, this clock has no hands.

67. Carl, do you really believe what you're saying?

68. No, of course not.

69. But they're not just statues. They're flesh and blood.

70. Or something that feels like flesh and blood.

71. It's something real. It's got to be here.

72. Now, I say separate and meet back here in one hour.

73. It's better than huddling together like frightened children.

74. Remember, we meet back here in one hour.

75. Hello. Anybody there?

76. Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

77. Your majesty.

78. I don't blame the judges. You're the prettiest of them all.

79. But tell me something, your majesty: What's wrong with you?

80. What's wrong with everybody in this crazy place?

81. Answer me. Can't you talk? Can't you move?

82. Answer me.

83. This is the way it was on Earth not so long ago.

84. My great grandfather showed me pictures of it.

85. Quiet and peaceful.

86. You mean you like it here? - I would if it were real.

87. If I could be sure it wasn't going to vanish in a puff of pink smoke.

88. It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live here.

89. Like it or not, this is home from now on.

90. Charming.

91. Lovely, isn't it? - If you want it, it's yours.

92. Yes, that's true isn't it?

93. You don't mind if we have a look around, do you, sir?

94. Not at all.

95. You're most welcome. My name's Jeremy Wickwire.

96. Gentlemen, there's nothing to be afraid of. Truly, there isn't.

97. But, you're real. - Of course, I am.

98. Isn't everybody?

99. I used to think so. - Oh, you mean...

100. Do come inside. Come on, won't you? Come on, come inside.

101. There's nothing to be afraid of, I assure you.

102. Do you like it? We built it for a Mr Jenkinson.

103. But at the last moment he wanted to be a knight in armor.

104. So he's out there in the medieval section, slaying a dragon.

105. You mean there are other sections?

106. Yes, we have many sections.

107. There's the Roman, the Egyptian, the Wild Western.

108. This is the most popular. This is a period in American culture...

109. when creature comforts were most abundant.

110. And before peace on Earth became impossible.

111. Now, look, Mr Wickwire.

112. We are from Earth.

113. We were on a geological mission.

114. We ran into a meteorite storm. Some of our equipment was knocked out.

115. We got lost. That was six months ago.

116. We saw this asteroid and we landed.

117. Our fuel is gone. We've got to stay here.

118. Then you're not from the Glades?

119. The what? - But you are from the Earth.

120. Tell me, did they ever have that atomic war?

121. Yes, in 1985. Most of the Earth's surface was destroyed.

122. And it's taken us 200 years to pick up the pieces.

123. Oh, how sad. - Mr Wickwire...

124. you've got to explain some things before we go out of our minds.

125. Yes, but you look hungry. Let me fix you lunch, then we'll talk.

126. You tell us one thing right now. Where are we?

127. Why, you're in a cemetery. Didn't you know?

128. Please, make yourselves comfortable. I'll be back in a few moments.

129. Cemetery?

130. Coffee will be served in a few minutes, gentlemen.

131. May I propose a toast?

132. To peace, my friends

133. To everlasting eternal peace.

134. Excellent. Liebfraumilch, isn't it?

135. Mister... - Wickwire.

136. We're very confused. We need help.

137. Sit down, my boys, sit down. Come on, sit down.

138. What is it?

139. You said that we were in a cemetery. What did you mean?

140. Just exactly that. Before I explain...

141. you must give me some information.

142. If you were granted your dearest wish, what would your wish be?

143. I'm not sure I know what you mean. - Where would you rather be right now?

144. I'd like to be on the ship headed for home.

145. And you, captain? - I'll go along with that.

146. Splendid, and one thing more. When you left Earth, what was the date?

147. September. - No, no, the year.

148. 2185. - 2185?

149. Now I understand. - Well, that's nice. We don't.

150. When you arrived I thought you were the men from Happy Glades.

151. But by your behavior, I see you couldn't be.

152. We're still not following you. What's Happy Glades?

153. The world's greatest mortuary. At least, that's what it used to be.

154. The management hit upon this scheme for those who could afford it.

155. 'This scheme' being? - This little asteroid.

156. Where we recreate the exact condi- tions under which the departed...

157. could be most happy. For an example:

158. If the deceased always wanted to be elected mayor...

159. he would achieve his ambition here. For all eternity.

160. You mean those people are all dead? - No, no, not all of them.

161. Just a select few. The others are imitations.

162. In other words, this is the place where your dreams come true...

163. after you've stopped dreaming. - That might be one way of putting it.

164. Yes, that's very good. - You expect us to believe that?

165. I hadn't thought of that. Don't you?

166. It's true, you know.

167. I'll admit we haven't come up with anything better.

168. But a cemetery out in space.

169. Millions of miles from Earth. Why?

170. Yes, why? Your boss could have bought a piece of desert.

171. Oh, no, you don't understand at all.

172. Happy Glades promises eternal peace.

173. Everlasting peace. You couldn't have that on Earth. Now, could you?

174. He has a point.

175. What about you? Yes, how do you figure in all this?

176. Why, I'm the caretaker.

177. It's my job to make sure that our guests are not...

178. disturbed.

179. Well, when did this mortuary, or whatever it is, begin?

180. 1973, I believe.

181. Yes, yes.

182. That'd make you a bit on the elderly side wouldn't it...

183. Mr Wirewick? - Wickwire.

184. Now, I'm afraid you're forcing me into an embarrassing admission.

185. You see, I'm not actually human.

186. I am now, but when you've gone...

187. I shall go back to sleep again until I'm needed.

188. You see, I'm merely a scientific device.

189. I go on and off again like a machine.

190. You understand.

191. Yes, it's not very complicated.

192. He goes on and off. - Yes.

193. I think I must have been off for about 200 years.

194. Look, mister, you think... - All right, Pete.

195. Mr Wickwire, we're staying here.

196. Yes, I know.

197. Yes, but you said something...

198. about our being gone. - That's a figure of speech, captain.

199. I meant 'Departed.'

200. 'Gone on' as it were.

201. You know what he's saying, don't you?

202. I told you not to trust him.

203. We meant you no harm. - I realize that and I'm sorry.

204. Truly I am.

205. The antidote. Give us the antidote. - There is no antidote, captain.

206. Even now the eternifying fluid is coursing through your veins.

207. But it won't be painful, I assure you.

208. But why? Why us?

209. Because you are here and you are men.

210. And while there are men there can be no peace.

211. Kirby, Webber and Meyers, three men lost.

212. They shared a common wish, a simple one really.

213. They wanted to be aboard their ship headed for home.

214. And fate, a laughing fate, a practical jokester...

215. with a smile that stretched across the stars...

216. Saw to it that they got their wish.

217. With just one reservation:

218. The wish came true, but only in...

219. the Twilight Zone.