1. Yes, sir. It's a mess.
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2. All the lines are down.
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3. Let me check.
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4. A house in Hawaii,
on the beach...
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5. not in the hills
'cause it rains too much...
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6. And a Lear jet
to take you there.
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7. Yeah, one for me, too.
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8. Damn!
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9. They're a waste
of money, Tyler.
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10. Well, somebody's
gonna win.
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11. It ain't
gonna be you, bro.
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12. See, now, I could
pay money to see that.
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13. What about her brain, man?
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14. I wouldn't give
a nickel for it.
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15. I just think
she's smart, OK?
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16. - What?
- Your ears, dude.
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17. "Jugs" Kaminsky.
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18. "Jugs" Kaminsky.
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19. Every time
she leaned in close...
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20. to check your homework,
the ears went off.
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21. You're talkin' about
tenth grade, man.
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22. 2 months now.
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23. Every time boss lady
gets close by...
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24. red headphones.
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25. She's a college graduate.
All right?
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26. Her kind dates
the non-cash-impaired.
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27. You're talkin' loser.
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28. Man, I got broken fingernails
and a buck fifty in the bank.
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29. So I would do anything
to have money, man.
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30. You're spiritually free.
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31. Tyler Andrew Ward...
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32. A telephone lineman
and charter member...
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33. in the fraternity
of lonely dreamers.
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34. Tyler is about to test
what he wishes for...
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35. to the breaking point...
and beyond.
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36. You might say what you're
about to see is impossible.
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37. Probably in most places.
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38. But not here...
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39. in the Twilight Zone.
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40. Want to date
a woman like Shannon?
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41. It's not a problem.
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42. What's the good word?
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43. Frank says we got
almost 4,000 phones out.
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44. Uh... the manual says
you're supposed to wait...
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45. a half hour
after a storm.
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46. Yeah, well,
I checked Accu-weather...
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47. and the radar says this whole
area is just showers now.
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48. We're not scared, are we?
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49. No.
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50. How long?
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51. I can use
the old connectors.
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52. 2 hours, maybe less,
if we're lucky.
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53. Tyler, come down!
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54. Get down!
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55. Aah! Aaaahh! Aah!
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56. - Aaahh!
- Tyler!
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57. Uhhh! Aaahh!
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58. Aaahh! Aaahh!
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59. Tyler!
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60. Aaahh! Ohh!
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61. Aaahh!
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62. Tyler!
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63. You're traveling
to another dimension...
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64. A dimension not only
of sight and sound...
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65. but of mind.
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66. A journey
into a wondrous land...
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67. whose boundaries are only
that of the imagination.
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68. You're entering...
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69. - Comin' through!
- Why so long?
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70. Flood. Couldn't get
to him for hours.
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71. You are more likely
to be struck by lightning...
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72. than to be bitten
by a shark.
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73. In fact,
you're more likely...
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74. to be struck by lightning
than to win the lottery.
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75. - Give him EPl.
- Yes, sir.
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76. Isn't he dead, sir?
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77. More than probably.
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78. This is your lucky day.
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79. Very unique patient.
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80. Lightning is capable
of shutting off...
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metabolism—
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82. essentially
suspended animation. Now...
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sheep were hit...
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lightning strikes...
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after 5 hours.
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86. Of course, there are
aftereffects—
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centers and cardiac system.
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88. Nerve degeneration.
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90. And rarely,
some improvement in sight.
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91. I'd stick to Lasik surgery.
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92. Hippocrates called these
the devil's fingers.
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93. Usually first
and second degree burns.
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94. Third degree burns are
less common, but occur...
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with metal objects...
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96. like jewelry heating up,
such as this crucifix.
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98. Clear!
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99. More power!
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100. Have a ventilator
standing by.
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101. We have rhythm.
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102. 3 hours and 37 minutes.
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103. I do believe we have
a human record.
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104. How's the memory, Mr. Ward?
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105. Uh, I hadn't—hadn't...
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106. really thought
about it yet.
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107. What's your name?
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108. - It's Ward.
- You just told me.
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109. Address?
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111. Usual amnesia.
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112. Coagulation of the brain...
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113. subdural hematomas or a
bleeding within the brain...
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114. are possible
with direct strikes.
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115. Next patient.
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116. Edna and—and Donald.
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117. Pompous jerk.
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118. Excuse me?
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119. I didn't say anything.
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120. What a way to buy
your 15 minutes.
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121. What are you
talkin' about, man?
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122. Page one Metro, stud.
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123. How Dr. Frankenstein
zapped you back to life.
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124. I don't know.
I—I was thinkin'...
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125. maybe I can get you
into show business.
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126. Yeah, you know,
like the magic guy...
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127. the one who sticks light
bulbs in his mouth.
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128. Oh, hell, I don't
have my glasses.
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129. I'm only covered
for one pair a year.
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130. Whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.
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131. Buddy.
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132. - Buddy?
- What? What?
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133. I guess inside my head's
not the same as it used to be.
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134. What?
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135. I can see this.
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136. Home, sweet home.
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137. Here's your crib.
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138. I live here?
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139. No. Donald Trump.
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140. Need help, Ty?
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141. I'm all right.
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142. St. Joseph's.
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143. It's comin' back to me.
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144. Hello.
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145. SeÑor Tyler!
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146. We were praying for you.
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147. Oh. Thank you.
Thank you.
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148. Miriam, right?
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149. Si, Miriam.
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150. Hey. ¿QuE tal, Miriam?
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151. That's all right.
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of aftereffect.
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153. - Blue auras?
- Yeah.
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154. Maybe—maybe it's that
white light stuff.
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155. Did you see
any dead relatives?
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156. Now it's comin'
back to me.
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157. Your Grandma Elly...
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158. Begged me to send her
little Buddy to join her.
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159. She did?
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160. Aaahhh!
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161. Let me get some ice
for that.
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162. Thanks, man.
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163. Jeez!
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164. It's like
The Field of Dreams.
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165. You hang it
and they will come.
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166. Since when did you
sit around all day
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167. cuttin' out cars?
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168. That, my friend,
is the car of the future.
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169. It's got
15 computers on board.
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170. Mercedes.
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171. It tells you when to brake.
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172. It's got one of those
tracking systems.
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173. Most guys have a picture
of Christina Aguilera, bro.
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174. First, you get the car,
then you get the Aguilera.
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175. Yeah.
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176. The guy
that drives that car...
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177. can get any woman he wants.
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178. Yeah, I know.
Big car, big uhh.
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179. I get it, man.
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180. But, Ty, you need to be
around people more.
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181. It's gonna speed up
your recovery.
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182. I gotta lay low, man.
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183. My hearing's whacked,
I got a headache.
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184. - No, no, no, no.
- Tonight?
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185. Back on the horse.
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186. And here's the cure
for everything.
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187. Why do mice have
such small balls?
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188. Why?
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189. 'Cause so few of them dance.
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190. Tyler. Hi.
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191. Hi.
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193. Yeah, for some kind
of Frankenstein.
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194. These are for you.
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195. Oh...
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196. Thank you.
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197. I didn't know if you
wanted to see me.
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199. I feel so responsible.
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200. For what?
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201. I'm sorry.
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202. I—l—I probably
should know who you are.
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203. I haven't put
everything together yet.
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204. You're not kidding.
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205. He couldn't remember
his landlady today.
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206. And I sent you up there.
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207. I'm so sorry.
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208. Bye.
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209. Well, that's one
for the book.
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210. My circuits
must be screwed.
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211. I should've remembered her.
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212. Oh, what a—
what a rejection.
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213. Ah, the way you
blanked that lady, man.
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214. You see the way
she looked at you?
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215. She never looked
at you like that before.
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216. See? You got a chance
with the boss.
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217. You do to her what the foreman
is always doin' to us.
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218. Find out
who's really on top.
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219. He's hearing voices.
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220. He can't even figure out
which way is up.
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221. It's like somebody barbecued
him from head to butt.
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222. The storm hadn't passed.
It was my fault.
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223. Fault? When
you can make millions...
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224. over pouring coffee
over your own crotch?
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225. Mr. Ward, how has
your life changed?
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226. Well, I've always been
a pretty good thinker.
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227. You know, uh,
able to see circuits...
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228. Iay them out
in my mind, but, uh...
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229. Lately, I've been
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230. Well, I think that, um...
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231. any reasonable jury
would concede...
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232. that you've been
severely wronged.
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233. This severely wronged,
does it have, you know...
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in dollars?
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235. I think
with a little effort...
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north of 7 figures.
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237. Oh, you know,
there's your lottery ticket.
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238. What do you mean
by "a little effort"?
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239. Uh, well, um...
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240. any claim for pain
and sufferin'...
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241. is always improved if
we can prove negligence.
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242. My boss? What would
that do to her?
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243. Nothin'.
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244. Nothin'.
I'm sure the company...
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245. has liability coverage
for their employees.
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246. Screw the bitch.
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247. What? Where—
where you goin'?
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248. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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249. Ty.
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250. The guy's a friend
of my cousin's.
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251. You just don't
walk out on him—
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252. He's a sleazebag, man.
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253. He was tryin'
to take down Shannon.
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254. He was gonna ruin her.
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255. He didn't say that.
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256. Yeah, but he was
thinkin' it.
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257. Oh—think—huh—
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coming at me, man...
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261. when people get emotional.
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262. Emotional—
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263. You know what?
Think of somethin'.
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264. You're nuts.
Like an image...
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somethin' with feelin'.
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266. Num—number.
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267. Yeah. Just do it!
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268. Screw you.
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270. That's a lucky guess.
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271. Have I ever lied to you?
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272. Buddy, we've been friends
since we were kids.
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274. All right,
something emotional.
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275. Why'd you go so soon?
I miss you.
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276. I wish you'd come back.
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277. That's when your mom died.
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you think of that.
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280. That's—that's—
that's scary stuff, man.
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282. "Scientists have been
investigating...
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283. "a rare form of lightning.
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284. "It almost
seems supernatural...
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from the main storm...
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the unique property...
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an electrical charge...
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290. Why can't you
leave me alone?
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291. Why can't you
leave me alone?
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294. Those pictures look like
the lightning that hit me.
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295. It's—it's like a weird
microwave energy.
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about microwaves...
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anything to do with them.
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298. It gets inside
of your cells.
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299. And I think it changed
my nervous system...
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I'm hearin' stuff.
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- Yeah.
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Mr. Ward...
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no medical record...
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explanation for your state.
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injuries usually have...
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of mental deficits...
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hallucinations.
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313. Well, sometimes
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316. Probably just intuition...
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on little clues.
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at the faculty meeting.
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320. Could you, Angela?
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321. I'll have someone
on our Psych staff...
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325. knowing that
it's just in my mind.
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you're married.
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328. Doesn't seem to bother
you and Angela, huh?
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329. She's pregnant
and hasn't told you yet.
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330. But that's probably just
a hallucination, huh?
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331. Right, Angela?
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back into her head.
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scared stiff, man.
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thinking about it.
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337. I mean, l—l—I could...
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338. Well, I mean,
the higher I get...
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339. the quieter the voices
get, you know?
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340. But it still seems
to be getting stronger.
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341. If I can't cure this thing...
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342. I gotta figure out
a way to live with it.
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343. Are you kidding?
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344. I can't—I can't
do it to order, man.
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346. and they don't
take credit cards.
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laundry money, OK?
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348. So don't lose it.
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349. What's a flush again?
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350. It's all 5
of the same suit. Come on.
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353. I'm out.
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356. Hey, you gay
or somethin'? Back off.
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357. I—I have tinnitus.
My ears ring.
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of the worst years...
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for thunderstorms.
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364. Ty, are you OK?
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My God!
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at any second.
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369. They can't know, man!
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370. Who's gonna believe it?
Old Sparky, the mind reader?
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371. If they thought that
you were signaling me...
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you in the back.
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374. What are we gonna do?
Retire? It's 1,500.
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you're banned.
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378. Come on.
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could change my life.
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Shannon?
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if that's what you think.
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bad choice up there.
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386. I—I was rattled, and l...
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387. I should have
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388. Frank's a bastard
for tellin' you...
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crybaby, and that—
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391. would've sent their guys
right up.
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393. Intuition. I worked
for Frank for years.
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your stuff, you know?
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twice in a sentence.
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That's nice...
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I make it a point...
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on the job. So...
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down and out right now...
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like real people.
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plays softball...
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with the kids.
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cook me dinner.
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tinker bell tricks...
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piece of artichoke.
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417. You know what? I wouldn't
want it that way, man...
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419. Come on, what do you think
fake eyelashes, boob jobs...
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married for years"...
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421. What do you think
those things are?
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422. Those are the chicks
that you date.
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424. Just don't tell her
about the you-know-what.
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the freak of the century.
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to protect you, Ty.
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430. Ty, look,
you getting me?
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432. So, half the damn
office knows...
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for you this evening.
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We share everything.
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when he was little...
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on him and hit the bottle.
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all the time.
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438. I can't judge him
for the way he is, you know?
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and you'll be all right.
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you this morning.
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smiles a lot...
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by the water...
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459. And now
you don't trust me.
Copy !req
460. And I scare you
a little bit, too...
Copy !req
461. and I'm a mutant
and I'm a freak...
Copy !req
462. and I shouldn't have
told you.
Copy !req
463. Tyler, it's my fault.
Copy !req
464. Look, I don't know
what to say.
Copy !req
465. But—but that was
my husband...
Copy !req
466. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
467. And his ancestral
home on the lake.
Copy !req
468. We're divorced.
Copy !req
469. But he used his money
and his lawyers...
Copy !req
470. to punish me
for leaving him.
Copy !req
471. And I don't want to be
hurt like that again.
Copy !req
472. So, there go my secrets.
Copy !req
473. Can you grant wishes?
Copy !req
474. That's absurd.
Copy !req
475. Really? I—I don't know...
Copy !req
476. what's absurd
around you anymore.
Copy !req
477. You're an incredibly
sweet man.
Copy !req
478. Oh, Ty.
Copy !req
479. It's OK.
Copy !req
480. When you first started
seeing these thoughts...
Copy !req
481. it must have been
so strange.
Copy !req
482. Scared the hell out of me.
Copy !req
483. When I was a kid...
Copy !req
484. my grandfather died
of Alzheimer's...
Copy !req
485. in a state institution.
Copy !req
486. He was surrounded by
crazy homeless people.
Copy !req
487. My folks wanted
to help him...
Copy !req
488. but they didn't
have the funds.
Copy !req
489. It was like a—
Copy !req
490. it was like a prison
for monsters...
Copy !req
491. and—and I swore...
Copy !req
492. that I would never
let that happen to me.
Copy !req
493. I've inherited my family's
lack of moneymaking.
Copy !req
494. But somehow I feel like...
Copy !req
495. now my luck is changing.
Copy !req
496. I'm really
attracted to you.
Copy !req
497. This wasn't a mistake.
Copy !req
498. But there's not a lot
of women in my position...
Copy !req
499. and we're gonna
work together again...
Copy !req
500. and I just...
Copy !req
501. No, I know—
Copy !req
502. I know I don't—
I don't have to...
Copy !req
503. read your thoughts to know
what you're feeling.
Copy !req
504. Ty.
Copy !req
505. Thinkin' of jumping?
Copy !req
506. Hey!
Copy !req
507. You were that bad
in bed, huh?
Copy !req
508. We didn't go to bed, man.
Copy !req
509. Sure you didn't.
Copy !req
510. You weren't here
at 3:00 when I called.
Copy !req
511. What the hell
did you do that for?
Copy !req
512. I wanted to see what color
your ears turned.
Copy !req
513. Come on, friends call.
Copy !req
514. She used to have
some old-money husband...
Copy !req
515. and I'm still just
a poor-ass employee!
Copy !req
516. I'm not gonna be broke
anymore!
Copy !req
517. I'm not gonna be
broke anymore!
Copy !req
518. This time no Mafia
to chop off our legs...
Copy !req
519. but for a few million
I'll give 'em a leg.
Copy !req
520. As long as they don't mess
with my privates.
Copy !req
521. Next stop...
Copy !req
522. Emerald City.
Copy !req
523. here on Wall Street...
Copy !req
524. So, what are you getting?
Copy !req
525. It's a mess, but
I'm sortin' through it.
Copy !req
526. - The bald guy?
- Mm-hmm?
Copy !req
527. I'm gettin' that he's got
some new genetic stock...
Copy !req
528. that's goin' up.
Copy !req
529. Right next to you,
on the right here?
Copy !req
530. He's saying that
Benjamin Tech...
Copy !req
531. is not gonna announce
a profit, but he's lying.
Copy !req
532. It's like poker.
Copy !req
533. They're all cheating
and bluffing all around us.
Copy !req
534. So this is fair game
then, right, dude?
Copy !req
535. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Copy !req
536. You know what? I can't
take it anymore.
Copy !req
537. Let's go.
Copy !req
538. If my dad
could see me now—
Copy !req
539. reading the Wall Street...
Copy !req
540. freaking Journal.
Copy !req
541. If the S.E.C. finds out...
Copy !req
542. we'll be reading
Prison Times.
Copy !req
543. They don't got laws
for what you do.
Copy !req
544. They just announced
Benjamin Tech's profits.
Copy !req
545. It just shot up.
Boy, did it ever!
Copy !req
546. We're in the money!
Copy !req
547. You lose somethin'?
Copy !req
548. Ty? Hi. This is gonna
sound really stupid...
Copy !req
549. but I think somebody's
just stolen my car.
Copy !req
550. Traded. I thought it was
lookin' a little worn out.
Copy !req
551. Oh. OK.
Copy !req
552. It's the same color
as your drapes.
Copy !req
553. I thought
you might like it.
Copy !req
554. This is crazy.
I can't take your car.
Copy !req
555. Well, you know what?
Mine's black.
Copy !req
556. Things have been
goin' really well...
Copy !req
557. and I wanted
to share the wealth.
Copy !req
558. You know? No strings
attached. No fear.
Copy !req
559. You've made all this money...
Copy !req
560. in just
a couple of weeks?
Copy !req
561. Brokers and car dealers...
Copy !req
562. are the same
creatures inside.
Copy !req
563. Now they can't lie to me.
Copy !req
564. It makes investing
very honest...
Copy !req
565. and very profitable.
Copy !req
566. For the first time
in my life...
Copy !req
567. I am feeling free.
Copy !req
568. To good times.
Copy !req
569. OK. To good times.
Copy !req
570. Ahh!
Copy !req
571. I'm really beginning
to like this stuff.
Copy !req
572. Alcohol's helping me
to quiet the noise down...
Copy !req
573. a little bit.
Copy !req
574. My condition is building...
Copy !req
575. but I still have some party
tricks to compensate.
Copy !req
576. Ahem. Watch this.
Copy !req
577. Nose job.
Copy !req
578. Chin job.
Copy !req
579. You OK?
Copy !req
580. Yes.
Copy !req
581. Great. Thank you,
guys. Thank you.
Copy !req
582. It's like telephone.
Copy !req
583. I mean, I figure
if I can receive it...
Copy !req
584. I can send it.
Copy !req
585. It operates on the same
frequency as microwaves.
Copy !req
586. Although, I have to
stay the hell away...
Copy !req
587. from these things
'cause when they're on...
Copy !req
588. they charge me up,
you know?
Copy !req
589. How are you coping
with all this stuff?
Copy !req
590. Well, being up high
like this...
Copy !req
591. it quiets the noise
down a little bit.
Copy !req
592. And one on one...
Copy !req
593. if you're not
flippin' out...
Copy !req
594. then I can pretty
much control it.
Copy !req
595. Can you receive... me?
Copy !req
596. I mean, what am I like?
Copy !req
597. You're guiding me...
Copy !req
598. to a toy...
Copy !req
599. to a green bear.
Copy !req
600. Wow!
Copy !req
601. Huh?
Copy !req
602. Yeah, that's, my, uh...
Copy !req
603. that's my lucky
lrish bear Murphy.
Copy !req
604. When I was, uh...
When I was a little kid...
Copy !req
605. I was really, really sick
for a really long time.
Copy !req
606. Meningitis. It's not fun.
Copy !req
607. But he kept me believing...
Copy !req
608. and I knew that if I got
better one day that...
Copy !req
609. I'd try and be
a Murphy for others.
Copy !req
610. So...
Copy !req
611. I think we should
just be friends.
Copy !req
612. Well, l...
Copy !req
613. I... I think that we should
just be friends...
Copy !req
614. because—we should
we should definitely...
Copy !req
615. keep it at that.
Copy !req
616. Mother nature's
workin' overtime.
Copy !req
617. The storms
are followin' me.
Copy !req
618. That's crazy, man.
Copy !req
619. Don't call me that.
Copy !req
620. What's wrong?
Copy !req
621. I got that metal taste
in my mouth again...
Copy !req
622. like I'm suckin'
on a copper tube.
Copy !req
623. You got enough.
Let's go home.
Copy !req
624. No.
Copy !req
625. Let's go.
Copy !req
626. I'll say when.
Copy !req
627. There you go!
Copy !req
628. Whoo!
Copy !req
629. Wow! You're going so high!
Copy !req
630. One more time.
Copy !req
631. There you go.
Copy !req
632. There ya go.
Copy !req
633. There ya go.
Copy !req
634. OK, now push yourself.
Copy !req
635. Whoo!
Copy !req
636. Whoo!
Copy !req
637. Tyler!
Copy !req
638. Tyler!
Copy !req
639. I don't know, Buddy.
He was in here...
Copy !req
640. Been callin' you
for hours.
Copy !req
641. Not too close.
Copy !req
642. I don't want to feel you...
Copy !req
643. freakin' out at me
right now.
Copy !req
644. It's for you, not at you.
Copy !req
645. It's been 2 months now.
Copy !req
646. We're makin' money
hand over fist.
Copy !req
647. I mean, l—I don't know
who else to talk to.
Copy !req
648. I mean, he can't stop
grasping out—
Copy !req
649. we got bank accounts
on islands...
Copy !req
650. that I never
even heard of.
Copy !req
651. But why does he
keep on going?
Copy !req
652. I don't even think he's
got that straight anymore.
Copy !req
653. I—I think
he's doin' it for you.
Copy !req
654. Dollar/yen exchange rate...
Copy !req
655. might change
even more radically.
Copy !req
656. On the home front,
it was just announced...
Copy !req
657. that Benjamin Tech...
Copy !req
658. has been forced
into bankruptcy...
Copy !req
659. by mysterious financier
Tyler Andrew Ward.
Copy !req
660. - Oh!
- Aw!
Copy !req
661. coming from nowhere...
Copy !req
662. in a few weeks
of training...
Copy !req
663. Maybe we should
get out for a while.
Copy !req
664. It's just too much
too soon.
Copy !req
665. Hey, man, I didn't
invent this game...
Copy !req
666. but now I'm gonna
show 'em how to play it!
Copy !req
667. - Ha ha ha ha!
- Shh!
Copy !req
668. Ha ha ha ha!
Copy !req
669. Now he wants to get
his own plane.
Copy !req
670. He thinks
he's the president.
Copy !req
671. Don't lie about me.
I can hear you.
Copy !req
672. It was a joke.
Copy !req
673. Look, I'm really
glad you called.
Copy !req
674. He's been thinkin'
about you all day.
Copy !req
675. And I don't read
minds, so...
Copy !req
676. That's sweet.
Copy !req
677. I'll see you tomorrow, Ty.
Copy !req
678. Yeah.
Copy !req
679. Just the bottle
and the glasses, yes.
Copy !req
680. I thought I scared you
off last time.
Copy !req
681. Would you like
some very rare...
Copy !req
682. 100-year-old
Siberian vodka?
Copy !req
683. I took a couple of days
off work this week...
Copy !req
684. decided to do a little
research project.
Copy !req
685. Mmm.
Copy !req
686. Ahh...
Copy !req
687. I'm not reading you.
I am not. I just—
Copy !req
688. I'm soaking you in
right now.
Copy !req
689. You are so beautiful.
Copy !req
690. Did you know that the Vatican
has records of people...
Copy !req
691. who have been
struck by lightning...
Copy !req
692. and then they become saints?
Copy !req
693. You want me to tell
the church about myself?
Copy !req
694. I'm worried
about you, Tyler.
Copy !req
695. I think you have
a real gift...
Copy !req
696. and I think that if you
found a good way to use it...
Copy !req
697. - you might be—
- Reveal myself.
Copy !req
698. Do you know what
they would do...
Copy !req
699. if they
found out about me?
Copy !req
700. It would be mythic!
Copy !req
701. The small people rise up...
Copy !req
702. and destroy
those they fear.
Copy !req
703. Why would they
fear someone...
Copy !req
704. who could determine
the truth in courts...
Copy !req
705. help research
mental disorders?
Copy !req
706. You might even be able
to reach people in comas!
Copy !req
707. You prepared a speech.
Copy !req
708. I'm scared for you.
Copy !req
709. Buddy says
you barely sleep anymore.
Copy !req
710. What are you gonna do?
Copy !req
711. I'm gonna buy...
Copy !req
712. a beautiful island.
Copy !req
713. And share it
with the one person...
Copy !req
714. that I care about
in this life.
Copy !req
715. Buddy must be flattered.
Copy !req
716. Buddy's gonna stay here
and take care of things.
Copy !req
717. That sounds
like a proposal...
Copy !req
718. and I'm still at...
Copy !req
719. the getting-to-you-know
stage, Ty.
Copy !req
720. We could do this.
Copy !req
721. I dream about this.
I mean, think about it.
Copy !req
722. We could set up a Murphy Bear
Foundation for you.
Copy !req
723. You can work with kids
all over the world...
Copy !req
724. before they're corrupt.
Copy !req
725. Corrupt?
Who are you to judge?
Copy !req
726. Look at you. You're
stealing to get all this.
Copy !req
727. I just—
I take the truth...
Copy !req
728. and I invest.
That's all I do.
Copy !req
729. The truth?
Copy !req
730. You're manipulating
the economy.
Copy !req
731. You caused Benjamin Tech
to fall.
Copy !req
732. These are
real people, Tyler!
Copy !req
733. Every dollar that you take
comes from someone's hope!
Copy !req
734. It's just a giant game.
Copy !req
735. You shouldn't play unless
you can afford to lose.
Copy !req
736. I want to shake you!
Copy !req
737. You're so stupid
and selfish!
Copy !req
738. And I've caused all
of this, and I'm sorry.
Copy !req
739. I can change things.
Copy !req
740. I now have the power
to do anything!
Copy !req
741. Except to make you
who you used to be.
Copy !req
742. I don't want
to see you again.
Copy !req
743. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
744. Shannon!
Copy !req
745. Shannon!
Copy !req
746. She's mine!
Copy !req
747. I still have
a few tricks!
Copy !req
748. Aaaahhhh!
Copy !req
749. Shannon, I know about
you and Buddy!
Copy !req
750. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
751. I want you. I just
want you to love me.
Copy !req
752. Unhh! Uhh!
Copy !req
753. You're in my mind.
Copy !req
754. We're meant
to be together.
Copy !req
755. It's my plan.
Copy !req
756. Uhh!
Copy !req
757. Ahh! Aah!
Copy !req
758. We can be connected.
Copy !req
759. For as long as
we're both alive.
Copy !req
760. No!
Copy !req
761. Deeper than any love ever.
Copy !req
762. It's my mind!
Copy !req
763. You will do this.
You will love me.
Copy !req
764. My life!
Copy !req
765. Help me! Be with me!
Copy !req
766. Love me!
Copy !req
767. Monster!
Copy !req
768. Buddy?
Copy !req
769. Yo!
Copy !req
770. Get up... now.
Copy !req
771. What happened, man?
You look like hell.
Copy !req
772. I couldn't change her.
Copy !req
773. - Shannon?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
774. Oh, man,
what have you done?
Copy !req
775. You plotted to take her
away from me, man.
Copy !req
776. All my life—
Copy !req
777. hey,
that's out of line!
Copy !req
778. Huh? You kissed her.
Huh?
Copy !req
779. You're—you're a jackass.
You know that?
Copy !req
780. Aah! Aah!
Copy !req
781. Aaahhh!
Copy !req
782. Gave myself an upgrade.
Copy !req
783. Huh?
Copy !req
784. Look at me, huh?
Copy !req
785. Look at meeee!
Copy !req
786. For God's sake,
I'd never lie to you, Ty.
Copy !req
787. What's in there?
What? What?
Copy !req
788. See it?
Copy !req
789. Yeah, we kissed.
Copy !req
790. It's called friendship.
Copy !req
791. I was just tryin'
to persuade her...
Copy !req
792. to stick with you.
Copy !req
793. Oh, God.
Copy !req
794. Get off me!
Copy !req
795. You went after her,
didn't you?
Copy !req
796. Just like this
you went after her!
Copy !req
797. You ruined any chance...
Copy !req
798. that you ever had
of her loving you.
Copy !req
799. You poor freak.
Copy !req
800. I'm lost, man.
Copy !req
801. I'm goin' crazy.
Copy !req
802. I'm goin' crazy.
Copy !req
803. You buy yourself a drink,
and you stay outta my life!
Copy !req
804. I've already been around
one drunk bastard too many.
Copy !req
805. Peace!
Copy !req
806. Please give me peace!
Copy !req
807. Leave me alone!
Copy !req
808. Peace!
Copy !req
809. Strike!
Copy !req
810. Aaahhh! Aaahhh!
Copy !req
811. Aaahh—
Copy !req
812. - Clear.
- Clear.
Copy !req
813. 3 hours and 38 minutes.
Copy !req
814. I do believe we have
a human record.
Copy !req
815. Hold him down.
Copy !req
816. Hold him down!
Copy !req
817. Stop! Stop it!
Copy !req
818. Be careful what
you wish for.
Copy !req
819. They say the drives
of the human primate...
Copy !req
820. are to breathe, eat...
Copy !req
821. find shelter, and mate.
Copy !req
822. But what part
of the psyche is it...
Copy !req
823. that never learns
when it's had enough?
Copy !req
824. Insurance companies say...
Copy !req
825. Iightning strikes
are acts of God.
Copy !req
826. Hey, maybe he or she
has nothing to do with it.
Copy !req
827. Maybe they are just...
Copy !req
828. doorways...
into the Twilight Zone.
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