The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! 1x9

Directed by Dan Riba

The dreaded Queen Rotunda of Rotundaland falls in love with Mario when she mistakenly drinks a love potion and tries to force him into marriage.

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1. Hey Paisanos!

2. it's the Super Mario Brother's Super Show!

3. H-hooked on the brothers.

4. Hey I'd like to thank you, this song's,

5. just for you.

6. Hey thank you thank you thank you all.

7. I mean oh here this is for you darling,

8. thank you you're beautiful I mean I love you all so much

9. and I'd like to dedicate and sing this next song,

10. to my lovely Mamma Mia except, I forgot the words,

11. so I guess I think I'll just have dinner.

12. Come on Mario.

13. Yo what do you think of my Elvis impression eh?

14. Besides for the fact that it stinks.

15. Oh, thank you very much.

16. It's an insult to the memory of the King.

17. Insult to the memory of the King ah?

18. What are you doing with my velvet Elvis ah?

19. ] Well mine's being cleaned,

20. but don't change the subject because I'm gonna win the

21. impersonator's contest tonight at the Plumber's Hall.

22. Hohohohoho, nothin' doing Mario,

23. I'm the best Elvis.

24. Hey if you lend me that guitar,

25. I might let you be a back up singer.

26. Forget about it Mario, I'm the King.

27. Woah.

28. The Inquirer was right, it's him!

29. Who?

30. The King!

31. Elvis, what do you think?

32. Well, I don't think Aunt Margaret's gonna go for it,

33. I mean you look like Michael Jackson on a yeast diet.

34. But, don't be cruel, we're gonna do it my way.

35. Ha!

36. Good to see ya.

37. Plumber's log number 10511;

38. Rotunda Land.

39. We were searching for a way to save Princess Toadstool's

40. Kingdom.

41. Instead, we found one of the most humongous dangers,

42. I've ever faced: the dreaded, Queen Rotunda.

43. Take it from me queen Rotunda,

44. this is the best love potion I ever mixed.

45. Can you guarantee it will make Prince Pompadour fall madly in

46. love with me?

47. One sip of my passion potion Your Highness,

48. and he'd fall in love with a tree stump.

49. We only have to be sure, you are the first person he sees

50. after he drinks this glop.

51. What's that beep?

52. It's my red hot pepper detector,

53. and it's going off scale.

54. Hot peppers ahoy!

55. Huh?

56. Help Mario!

57. I'm falling over.

58. Phew, thanks a lot.

59. Holy ravioli!

60. Hey M-M-M-M-Mario, tell me one more time how a plumber knows

61. he's in trouble?

62. When he gets that, sinking feeling.

63. ] Attention peasants, those are Queen Rotunda's

64. royal red hot peppers you're robbing.

65. But how can we rob them?

66. They're growing wild.

67. The Queen owns everything in Rotunda,

68. therefore you are thieves.

69. We'll give the peppers back.

70. Yes, take them.

71. It's too late, Queen Rotunda has been looking for someone

72. to throw into her dungeon.

73. Her dungeon?

74. For the rest of your life, at least.

75. Let's get out of here.

76. I'm with you Luigi.

77. Whoa!

78. Nighty night knight.

79. Yow!

80. Huh?

81. Whoa!

82. Mamma mia!

83. At least we ditched those bumbling beezoknights.

84. As I said, you're under arrest,

85. and you must appear before Queen Rotunda.

86. We get your point.

87. Thanks to your love potion Hildy,

88. I'll be the most beautiful bride Rotundaland has ever seen.

89. We're holding prisoners in the throne room Your Immense

90. Rotundedness.

91. Prisoners, oh goodie!

92. What did they do?

93. They were caught robbing they royal hot peppers.

94. What!

95. They were stealing food?

96. From me?

97. There's no greater crime.

98. Here Rotunda, take this love gunk with ya in case you bump

99. into that heartthrob Prince Pompadour.

100. Thanks Hildy.

101. Now, let's see what these miserable grub grubbing

102. prisoners look like.

103. Do you think that's our... last meal?

104. Silly goon, you don't get a last meal.

105. Yuck!

106. What kind of royal chef are you?

107. I'll never find the perfect dessert for my wedding to

108. Prince Pompadour.

109. Don't forget the prisoners Your Hugeness.

110. Oh yes, them!

111. Off with their heads!

112. Excuse me Queen Rotunda?

113. Why does this man still have his head?

114. Wait!

115. Because inside this head is the answer to your problem.

116. Get to the point jelly belly.

117. Hot pepper pistachio ice cream.

118. Hot pepper pistachio ice cream?

119. I've never heard of it.

120. It's the perfect new dessert, just what you're looking for,

121. my personal favourite.

122. I command you to make some at once,

123. then off with your head.

124. Mmmmm, at least your hot pepper ice cream looks yummy.

125. I'll just take an itty bitty taste.

126. Whoa!

127. Water, wateeeerrr!

128. Water, waterrrrr!

129. Quick, drink this.

130. Phew.

131. So, you like Mario's hot pepper pistachio ice cream eh?

132. Who cares about ice cream?

133. It's you I love dreamboat.

134. Muah.

135. Woo ahhh watch it lady, you're wrinkling my moustache.

136. That wasn't water, it was a love potion.

137. Ugh!

138. Potion smotion, come to me my sweet,

139. I love you!

140. If you love me, set me and my friends free!

141. Never!

142. Knights, lock these three in the dungeon.

143. The chubby Prince Charming is going to be my husband.

144. Ah Come to me my sweet pea, I hear wedding bells in my

145. tower.

146. Those ain't wedding bells in your tower,

147. they're bats in your belfry lady.

148. Whoa!

149. Let's wrap this thing up honeybunch,

150. it's time you and I got married.

151. Heeeeelp!

152. My life is over, I'm a prisoner of love!

153. These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could

154. find.

155. Mmmmm, whipped cream flavour.

156. Mmmmmm, mango passionfruit.

157. Mmm, yuuuuck!

158. Spinach?

159. How did that get in here?

160. I'll lick it.

161. Uh uh uh my gorgeous gumdrop, remember your diet.

162. You have to look slim and trim for our wedding.

163. We're sure in deep spaghetti.

164. Don't give up Luigi, it ain't over 'til the fat lady gets a

165. wedding ring.

166. And we're gonna make sure that doesn't happen;

167. we're busting out of here!

168. Guard!

169. Guard!

170. My friends have escaped!

171. Dear me, where did they go?

172. ] Now!

173. Oh

174. Quick!

175. we really got the drop on this beezleboob.

176. Hurry!

177. We have to save Mario before he gets smothered with

178. affection.

179. I just love you so much it hurts.

180. Muah!

181. Ahhhh, it's hurting me, a lot more than it's hurting you.

182. Let's have a little of your hot pepper pistachio ice cream

183. while we plan our future together.

184. Now you're talking.

185. Not you my little dumpling.

186. You're still on a diet.

187. P-please!

188. Just a little?

189. Well, just a bit because I love you so much.

190. ] Your Roundness, the prisoners have escaped.

191. What?

192. How could you be so stupid?

193. No!

194. Find the thieves!

195. If they interfere with my wedding,

196. I'll have your head!

197. Yes Your Royal Giganticness.

198. Nobody's going to boil my brother in oil,

199. I'm getting' out of here.

200. Ooops!

201. Put your pot sticker away.

202. That's a good knight.

203. It will be good night for you if you don't come give me a

204. big hug and kiss baby cakes.

205. Muah.

206. Luigi!

207. Toad!

208. Princess!

209. You've got to save me!

210. What is it?

211. What's going on?

212. Find the prisoners, we've only got two hours until the

213. wedding starts!

214. ] Oh poor Mario, we've gotta save him.

215. Come on, I have a great idea.

216. What's the plan?

217. We've got to get the Queen to fall in love with someone

218. else.

219. So we're gonna mix up another love potion for the Queen?

220. You got it!

221. Yo, let's get cooking.

222. This is the happiest day of my life,

223. and it's the happiest day in your life too.

224. ] Add one sprig mistletoe,

225. one ripe artichoke heart, and one Fatboy's record.

226. Maybe it had to be a CD, come on keep cooking.

227. Here here, let the wedding begin!

228. No!

229. Come on, Mario's wedding is starting.

230. I think we finally mixed the love potion!

231. Let's play cupid!

232. Phew!

233. Wait, stop!

234. My shoe's untied.

235. Good thinking Luigi, I must propose a toast!

236. To Queen Rotunda, and her big big big biiiig heart,

237. and to Prince Pompadour, her old old old friend.

238. To me.

239. Rotunda, you're the most beautiful creature in the

240. Kingdom.

241. Marry me.

242. Of course Prince Pompadour, of course!

243. That's terrific my paisanos.

244. Whoa!

245. Yike, ahhh.

246. I think I'll drink a toast to Rotunda for not marrying that

247. silly little plumber.

248. Whoa!

249. No!

250. Don't drink that!

251. Gulp.

252. Oh no!

253. Oh you hunky love muffin you!

254. I've been looking for you all my life!

255. Come on!

256. Let's make tracks!

257. Now boys, what you need here is some tips from the King,

258. ok?

259. Hey, we're ready Elvis.

260. Hey man, who blew your hair up?

261. Hahahaha.

262. Alright now listen to me here, the first thing is: the Elvis

263. lip twitch.

264. Imagine you got the mouth here like this,

265. and the corner of the mouth, just keeps going up there and

266. moving like crazy, kind of like uh huh,

267. uh huh.

268. Now who wants to be the first to try?

269. Oh oh oh Me oh oh oh Alright, bad Elvis number one.

270. Hey hey.

271. Ok, now Luigi it's kind of like,

272. uh huh, uh huh, you know kind of like wrapping your lips

273. around some deep fried catfish.

274. Oh, wow wait a minute Elvis, I hate catfish.

275. Alright, deep fried pizza baby.

276. Yo now you're talking.

277. Ok here we go, uh huh, uh huh,

278. uh huh.

279. I got it, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.

280. Close enough man.

281. Thank you.

282. Thank you.

283. Alright, now the next thing, and very important for the

284. ladies, ok gentlemen up here now.

285. You've got to have your feet moving in a pattern here like

286. this, in order to get the knees to go which makes the

287. hips move.

288. Kind of luck huh yea, uh huh.

289. Who wants to be the one to try it?

290. Oh oh oh Me oh oh Bad Elvis number two.

291. Oh me, me I got it.

292. Front and center, front and center.

293. Ok I got it Elvis.

294. Ok right over here now you ready?

295. Go huh huh huh.

296. Yea you got it, now try it with the singing.

297. He ain't nothing but a groundhog,

298. honking on the ground.

299. He ain't nothing but a groundhog,

300. honking on the ground.

301. You must be improving man, 'cause you're bringin' the

302. house down.

303. Uh huh, uh huh.

304. Real Elvis will be back,

305. after exciting scenes from Legend of Zelda.

306. Oh yea!

307. This is the Triforce of Wisdom Link,

308. the evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.

309. Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land

310. forever!

311. You must help me Link!

312. Hey for you Zelda, anything.

313. Yaa!

314. Don't worry, I'll handle this.

315. Ahhh Hahahaha.

316. Ooh!

317. Dum deed um, I suppose I'd better get you loose... I guess.

318. Hurry up I'm getting squashed.

319. Uh!

320. Whoaaa!

321. Ahhhh!

322. There!

323. The two Triforces side by side,

324. nothing stands in my way now!

325. Pfffff!

326. Yo King, this has been like a dream come true.

327. Uh huh?

328. But Luigi, how can we go against each other?

329. Ah you're right Mario I've been thinking about that it's

330. kind of like the Civil War brother against brother,

331. it would break Mamma's heart you're right.

332. You know, I had a mamma myself,

333. I called her the King's Mamma.

334. Uh huh?

335. Hey, I think I got a solution.

336. Come on up here boys, let's see if you learned anything

337. today.

338. Ok now, watch me closely.

339. Alright King.

340. Love me slender, love me heavy,

341. you know I love banana sandwiches.

342. Huh huh!

343. Love my plumber, love my wrench,

344. once I sat on a bench.

345. Though we copycat the King, we're Marios to the end.

346. Where'd he go?

347. He's gone.

348. ] Ladies and gentlemen,

349. Elvis has left the basement.

350. Until next time everybody.

351. Do the Mario!