The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! 1x7

Directed by Dan Riba

Larry Gelman as Sigmund Fruitcake

Our heroes think they are going to a benefit Spaghetti Dinner at the Linguini Empire Colosseum, but it's all a plot by the evil Emperor Augustus Septemberus Octoberus Koopa to feed the Marios to the lions.

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1. Hey Paisanos, it's the Super Mario Bros Super Show!

2. Okay it's going to go right here. Hold this.

3. That's it, tighten it up.

4. It's in, yes.

5. Oh no.

6. Okay, give me the wrench.

7. Mario!

8. Mario!

9. Mario, talk to me.

10. Mario, talk to me.

11. Talk to me.

12. Ahh!

13. Okay, you're going to be—

14. Ahh!

15. Sit down, brother.

16. You're going to be alright.

17. Ahh!

18. Okay, lie down.

19. Don't go anywhere.

20. Ahh!

21. There it is, hairy, happy, hairy,

22. head.

23. Take it easy, I've got help on the way.

24. Take it easy, I've got help on the way.

25. Ahh!

26. Hello, hello, is this Dr. Sigmund Fruitcake,

27. the noted head doctor?

28. It is?

29. Oh, good, thanks.

30. Look, my brother just hit himself on the head.

31. Could you come right over?

32. You can?

33. Thanks a lot, doc.

34. Great service!

35. Achtung!

36. I am Sigmund Fruitcake, the noted head doctor.

37. I got here as quick as I could.

38. Oh boy, I love making head calls.

39. Oh, oh, this is a very unusual head.

40. Aside from the obvious ugliness and the hairiness of

41. this head, I do not see a problem.

42. Thank you very much, doctor, but you see,

43. this ugly, hairy head is not the problem.

44. It's my brother.

45. He got hit in the head and he thinks he's a bird.

46. A bird?

47. Ah, pish posh!

48. It's no problem.

49. Many people, maybe two or three,

50. they dream and the fantasise about flying around like a

51. bird but it is a perfectly normal thing to do.

52. Yes, yes.

53. Really.

54. Oh God, thanks doctor.

55. What a relief.

56. Ah, don't mention it.

57. Squawk!

58. Squawk!

59. Dr.

60. This man, he really has a problem.

61. But you said everything was okay!

62. Plumber's log number 603.

63. On our way through the Linguini Empire,

64. the emperor invited us to attend a benefit spaghetti

65. dinner to raise money for orphaned mushrooms.

66. Hey Luigi, can't you get any more speed out of this old

67. tub?

68. Keep your moustache on, Mario.

69. We'll be on time for the dinner.

70. The emperor must be a wonderful man.

71. I can't wait to meet him.

72. I can't wait to meet all of that spaghetti.

73. Guess who's coming to dinner, Tryclydius?

74. The Marios.

75. Mash them, stomp them, crush them.

76. Don't let them see you, snake breath.

77. I want them to walk into my trap.

78. Mash them, stomp them, crush them.

79. Why do I have to give you an order three times before it

80. sinks in?

81. I don't know, ask him.

82. I don't know, ask him.

83. I can't let you ninnies ruin my plan to get the Marios out

84. of the way.

85. Mash them, stomp them, crush them.

86. Get back here, you stupid serpent.

87. See?

88. We're here ahead of time.

89. We've got a half an hour until chow.

90. Half an hour?

91. I could starve by then?

92. Huh?

93. Earthquake!

94. Run for your lives!

95. You must be the guests of honour.

96. Excuse my brother.

97. He gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him.

98. Are you the emperor?

99. No, I'm Brutius Maximus Grouchimus,

100. guardian of the coliseum.

101. Follow me.

102. I'll bet no one tries to sneak in without a ticket.

103. There may not be anything to sneak into.

104. The orphans' benefit dinner may be cancelled.

105. No spaghetti?

106. No spaghetti!

107. We've got a plumbing problem in the catacombs under the

108. coliseum, unless it's fixed.

109. We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved.

110. Great.

111. Guard, take Princess Toadstool and this creature—

112. Hey, watch that creature stuff!

113. Ah!

114. On second thought, creature does have a nice ring to it.

115. Take them on a tour of the coliseum.

116. Ah, we're in luck.

117. Here's the emperor now.

118. Wonderful.

119. I want to thank him for being so kind to the mushroom

120. orphans.

121. Nice to meet you,

122. your majesty.

123. Hmm, I've been so looking forward to your visit.

124. King Koopa!

125. No, Emperor Augustus Septemberus Octoberus Koopa to

126. you, my little prisoner.

127. I'm gonna see how my good buddies Mario and Luigi are

128. doing.

129. You aren't going nowhere, fungus.

130. That's what I said.

131. I aren't going nowhere.

132. Fungus.

133. Right, fungus.

134. He, he, he, sorry I forgot that part.

135. A spaghetti dinner to help orphaned mushrooms,

136. indeed.

137. Wait until Mario and Luigi find out about this!

138. They're gonna find out about it right now,

139. bright eyes.

140. In the meantime, let me make you both comfortable.

141. This is some place, huh Luigi?

142. This is some place, huh Luigi?

143. It's some place but I don't know what place.

144. This is the place where we capture you.

145. Oh!

146. See Luigi?

147. This is the place where they—

148. Capture us?

149. Hey, shut up your face one second.

150. Whoa!

151. He's too busy, eating Mario.

152. He's your kind of horse.

153. Hmm...

154. Giddy up, chow hound!

155. Whoa!

156. Mario, we've got trouble.

157. That was some trick, Mario.

158. How about doing another trick and getting me some more oats?

159. Sorry, but I'm out of oats.

160. No oats?

161. No work.

162. Sorry, fat boy.

163. Run for it, Luigi.

164. They're gonna catch us, Mario.

165. Just what the doctor ordered!

166. A secret escape door!

167. ] There's no escaping the great Augustus Septemberus

168. Octoberus Koopa.

169. Welcome to my spaghetti dinner,

170. faucet freaks.

171. It don't look good for the good guys.

172. And now I'd like to introduce you clog heads to my gladiator.

173. Fight him and win and you go free.

174. I think you are the most evil,

175. despicable reptilian individual I've ever known.

176. Why, thank you, princess.

177. Bring on my champion.

178. What's it going to do with that net,

179. Mario?

180. He's not going fishing, that's for sure,

181. Luigi.

182. You go that-a-away, I'll go this-a-way.

183. Whoa!

184. Help!

185. Now, Luigi!

186. Now, Luigi!

187. Get them!

188. Get them?

189. Get them!

190. Whoa!

191. Hey, that's my brother Mario, you three-faced double

192. crosser.

193. Enjoying the show, Princess?

194. It's awful, just awful.

195. Aww, it's be over soon.

196. Tryclydius is gonna make minced Mario meat out of those

197. two wrench heads.

198. I've gotta get Luigi out of that net.

199. Ahh!

200. I gotta tell you, Luigi, I'm working up one big appetite.

201. So is he.

202. We can't keep this up forever, Mario.

203. There are too many of them.

204. I mean, him.

205. Wait a macaroni minute.

206. I've got an idea.

207. Dance, Luigi.

208. Have you lost your noodle?

209. Dance!

210. DANCE!

211. Huh?

212. I'll take that one.

213. No, that one.

214. I've got them.

215. No, the other one.

216. Hey!

217. What?

218. Your champion looks dizzy, Koopa.

219. Not for long, Princess.

220. Three heads are better than two.

221. We did it, Luigi!

222. It can't be!

223. They defeated my champion.

224. And now you've got to let them go.

225. That's what you think.

226. Bruitus, release the lions.

227. But you promised!

228. One of the nice things about being evil is...

229. you get to lie a lot.

230. We've got no chance against these lions,

231. We've got no chance against these lions,

232. Mario.

233. Wait a sec.

234. Okay, you guys are supposed to be king of the beasts,

235. right?

236. You got it, you chubby little chunk of lunch meat.

237. If you're really kings, you'd be having an emperor for

238. dinner instead of two measly plumbers.

239. He's got a point, Harry.

240. Come on, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious

241. Koopa meat.

242. Come now, be a good girl, Princess.

243. Duck, Princess!

244. Huh?

245. Ceseranimo!

246. Wow!

247. Yeow!

248. Now this is what I call a meal.

249. Now this is what I call a meal.

250. Yeow!

251. You Marios haven't seen the last of King Koopa.

252. Hey Koopa, slow down.

253. We're hungry!

254. Take it easy, folks.

255. Don't crowd.

256. Plenty of spaghetti for everyone.

257. One gold coin admission.

258. That's right, help the mushroom orphans.

259. Koopa should have stuck with the spaghetti dinner idea in

260. the first place.

261. Yummy!

262. And we've made more than enough money to build the

263. orphanage.

264. Look at these guys eat, Mario.

265. Maybe we should stay here and open a spaghetti restaurant.

266. Hey, Luigi, you want to get to work?

267. Break time's over.

268. I'm so starved I could eat a horse.

269. Or a plumber.

270. One extra big plate of spaghetti coming right up.

271. Now what's the problem, Luigi?

272. You get me up in the middle of the night.

273. You get me up in the middle of the night.

274. You dial 976 dial-a-shrink or something?

275. No, no, no, no, Dr. Fruitcake, you must come back and see

276. Mario.

277. But Luigi, my chicken therapy, it was a stunning success.

278. Your brother is no longer under the illusion that he is

279. a chicken.

280. I know, but that's the problem.

281. What?

282. What?

283. I don't understand.

284. No doc, now my poor brother Mario thinks he's a monkey.

285. Could you hold on a minute, doc?

286. Mario, Mario, Mario!

287. Mario, would you get down from there!

288. So, what is it that you want me to do,

289. Luigi?

290. You want that I should revert Mario just back to plain,

291. vanilla Mario?

292. No, no, not exactly, doc.

293. I'd sort of like him back to being a chicken.

294. Why?

295. Well to be honest with you, we could use the eggs.

296. Thanks I needed that.

297. Bonzo and I will be right back.

298. Here, have a banana and watch some scenes from the next

299. Legend of Zelda.

300. This is the Triforce of Wisdom,

301. Link.

302. The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.

303. Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land

304. forever.

305. You must help me, Link.

306. Hey, for you Zelda, anything.

307. I could have sworn I heard a scream.

308. Huh?

309. Ahhh!

310. Sprite!

311. My gosh!

312. My room!

313. My life!

314. Do something.

315. Ahh!

316. Ugh, argh!

317. Urgh, ah!

318. And now to mop up.

319. You silly chimp chicken!

320. You stop with the monkey business.

321. Oh, that was just some psychiatric Looney Tunes

322. banter.

323. I find that it relaxes the patients and personally,

324. I like that joke very much.

325. Excuse me doc, but I've got a Rhode Island Red for a brother

326. and you're making with the jokes.

327. You're absolutely right.

328. But seriously folks, it is a pleasure to be back here in

329. Brooklyn where the surf meats the plumbing.

330. Oh, this is a very tough room.

331. Oh, this is a very tough room.

332. Alright Mario, I'll tell you what we will do.

333. We will use thought transfer therapy.

334. I want... we will take the thoughts that are in your mind

335. and we will send them, ah, who cares?

336. Wherever they go, we will send them.

337. Alright, I want that you should repeat after me.

338. I am not a chicken.

339. Nien, nien, I am not a chicken.

340. Say it.

341. I am not a chicken.

342. Now, I am not a monkey.

343. I am not a monkey!

344. I am not a monkey.

345. [Dr. ] I think that you are cured.

346. Oh, thanks doc!

347. Well no more problems around here.

348. Almost

349. Well, I tell you what you should do.

350. Take $10 off of my bill.

351. Until next time, everybody.

352. Do the Mario!