1. Hey Paisanos!Copy !req
2. it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!Copy !req
3. Yo!Copy !req
4. Where we goin' tonight?Copy !req
5. We?Copy !req
6. We ain't goin' nowhere.Copy !req
7. But me and my computer date,
are going out on a mad nightCopy !req
8. of love, romance,
and copper fittings.Copy !req
9. So you've got a date, is
that what this is all about?Copy !req
10. What a file!Copy !req
11. Luxuriant body
hair, bulging muscles,Copy !req
12. can bench press 500 pounds.Copy !req
13. Mario?Copy !req
14. What kind of woman is this?Copy !req
15. Those are not her
qualities, those are mine.Copy !req
16. I copied them from a
Rambo bubble gum card.Copy !req
17. Hers are on the bottom.Copy !req
18. Rambo bubble gum card.Copy !req
19. Out of this world girl
with head in the clouds,Copy !req
20. loves to travel.Copy !req
21. I don't know Mario, this
girl sounds like a 747.Copy !req
22. Oh yea go ahead, go
ahead Luigi make fun of her.Copy !req
23. But when you see my date,
boy will you be jealous!Copy !req
24. Her name is E.C.Copy !req
25. Oh, that must be her now!Copy !req
26. Really?Copy !req
27. It feels like she's
driving an 18 wheeler.Copy !req
28. I'm telling you
Luigi, I'm telling you,Copy !req
29. be nice to her.Copy !req
30. I will, I will, I will,
I feel sorry for her.Copy !req
31. Wow!Copy !req
32. That's what I call
a computer date.Copy !req
33. Hello I'm Mario, and
this is my brother Luigi.Copy !req
34. May I have your hand?Copy !req
35. As you wish dream mate Mario.Copy !req
36. Plumber's log, 1024.Copy !req
37. Rotten King Koopa had stolen
every drop of spaghetti sauce,Copy !req
38. in Car Land.Copy !req
39. But a small band
of Mushroom rebels,Copy !req
40. in a desert fort
were making their own,Copy !req
41. and we were on our
way to join them.Copy !req
42. Only trouble was, one of
King Koopa's state Troopas,Copy !req
43. was hot on our tail.Copy !req
44. You shouldn't have
broken the speed limit Toad!Copy !req
45. You'll have to pull over.Copy !req
46. I never should
have let you drive.Copy !req
47. You wanted a nap remember?Copy !req
48. But not in jail!Copy !req
49. Car 541/2 calling King Koopa.Copy !req
50. I've arrested the Princess
and her faucet freak friends.Copy !req
51. Lock them up and
throw away the key!Copy !req
52. And whatever you do,
don't let them get away!Copy !req
53. The last of the spaghetti
sauce is almost in my hands.Copy !req
54. I'll make a fortune selling
it back to those miserableCopy !req
55. Mushrooms!Copy !req
56. And now I've got that
pesky Princess too!Copy !req
57. No you can't
call your lawyer,Copy !req
58. or your mother.Copy !req
59. Any other questions?Copy !req
60. Huh?Copy !req
61. Whoa!Copy !req
62. Yikes!Copy !req
63. A Mushroom rebel chopper!Copy !req
64. Come on Princess!Copy !req
65. Your people need you!Copy !req
66. Go Princess!Copy !req
67. Go while you can!Copy !req
68. We'll meet you at
the rebel fort.Copy !req
69. Hang on!Copy !req
70. Goodbye!Copy !req
71. Now's our chance to escape!Copy !req
72. ] Don't even think
about running away sewer scum!Copy !req
73. Bob-omb won't like that.Copy !req
74. I'm in big enough trouble as
it is losing the Princess,Copy !req
75. without losing you guys too!Copy !req
76. ] Car 541/2.Copy !req
77. Come in!Copy !req
78. Or else!Copy !req
79. Uh oh.Copy !req
80. Watch 'em Bob-omb.Copy !req
81. Hey Bob-omb!Copy !req
82. Did anyone ever tell
you you were uuuuu-gly?Copy !req
83. I've seen better looking
bombs after they exploded.Copy !req
84. I bet you have to sneak up on
a match just to get a light!Copy !req
85. Run for it guuuys!Copy !req
86. You stupid bang head!Copy !req
87. Look what— ahhh.Copy !req
88. No, don't go off now!Copy !req
89. ] Hail Princess!Copy !req
90. Hail Princess!
Hail Princess!Copy !req
91. Get your motors running!Copy !req
92. They've got the Princess
inside that rebel fort!Copy !req
93. Koopa Pack, attack!Copy !req
94. They're coming!Copy !req
95. We must hold them off
until my friends arrive.Copy !req
96. Ahh!Copy !req
97. Yikes, here!Copy !req
98. Take this!Copy !req
99. Whoa!Copy !req
100. Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
101. How did that happen?Copy !req
102. That mouse brain!Copy !req
103. To think of all the gold coins
I wasted on his driver's edCopy !req
104. classes.Copy !req
105. We need help.Copy !req
106. ] This is the life.Copy !req
107. The wind in your face, a
driving song on the radio,Copy !req
108. nothing ahead
but the open road!Copy !req
109. Ahhhh!Copy !req
110. ] Mario!Copy !req
111. Toad!Copy !req
112. Luigi!Copy !req
113. If you can hear
me, we need help!Copy !req
114. And fast!Copy !req
115. Time to put the
peddle to the metal,Copy !req
116. hang on guys.Copy !req
117. King Koopa sir, I just got
word from your state Troopa.Copy !req
118. The plumbers have escaped!Copy !req
119. Those miserable wrench heads
won't ruin my evil plans!Copy !req
120. Prepare an ambush Mouser.Copy !req
121. Make road pizzas out of them!Copy !req
122. Check your
rearview mirror Mario!Copy !req
123. Handsome devil ain't I?Copy !req
124. Mario, w-w-w-watch out!Copy !req
125. Yikes!Copy !req
126. Leapin' lasagna!Copy !req
127. Unfasten your seatbelt
guys, and get ready to jump!Copy !req
128. Ahhhh!Copy !req
129. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
130. Quick!Copy !req
131. Get some mattresses!Copy !req
132. I've heard of falling stars,
but plummeting plumbers?Copy !req
133. Whoaaa!Copy !req
134. My heroes!Copy !req
135. Enough Mr. Nice Guy it's
time for my ultimate weapon.Copy !req
136. Mouser, bring forth
the Thunder Birdo!Copy !req
137. Fire!Copy !req
138. End of the road
Princess Toadstool,Copy !req
139. end of the road.Copy !req
140. Let's go in and get 'em boss!Copy !req
141. I'll bet we barbecued 'em.Copy !req
142. Wait 'til the
smoke clears Mouser,Copy !req
143. those plumbers are tricky.Copy !req
144. It could be a sink trap.Copy !req
145. Come on guys!Copy !req
146. King Koopa and his men will
be swarming all over us anyCopy !req
147. minute now.Copy !req
148. We've have to decoy him
away so the rebels can escape!Copy !req
149. But how?Copy !req
150. We don't have
anything he wants.Copy !req
151. Yes we do.Copy !req
152. A tanker full of
spaghetti sauce.Copy !req
153. Mario, you'll drive the
truck, and I'll go with you.Copy !req
154. You Luigi, are going to
be our eyes in the sky.Copy !req
155. Huh?Copy !req
156. You Luigi, you'll be
piloting the helicopter.Copy !req
157. M-Me?Copy !req
158. I don't know how to fly!Copy !req
159. I don't even
know how to drive!Copy !req
160. Show Luigi how to
fly the heli—Copy !req
161. Copter!Copy !req
162. And make it quick!Copy !req
163. Look what I got Princess!Copy !req
164. Good work Toad!Copy !req
165. With that star you
can do anything!Copy !req
166. You can be the Toad Warrior!Copy !req
167. You got it!Copy !req
168. By the power of
the shining star,Copy !req
169. I am the—Copy !req
170. Toad Warrior!Copy !req
171. Hey man, I'm the
Fantastic Fungus!Copy !req
172. The supercharged
Mushroom of Might!Copy !req
173. I'm the Toad Warrior!Copy !req
174. He's been watching a
little too much TV lately,Copy !req
175. don't you think?Copy !req
176. Give me five!Copy !req
177. No, give me five bomb plants!Copy !req
178. Whoa!Copy !req
179. Let's go!Copy !req
180. Hit the road, Toad!Copy !req
181. Lead on doll face!Copy !req
182. Come on boss!Copy !req
183. They're not even firing back!Copy !req
184. They must be history!Copy !req
185. Oh alright.Copy !req
186. Let's move in!Copy !req
187. What the—?Copy !req
188. ] Next time
Koopa, use the crosswalk!Copy !req
189. I'll get you for this Mario!Copy !req
190. Koopa pack, re-attack!Copy !req
191. And get that loser Luigi too!Copy !req
192. Ouch!Copy !req
193. And get him!Copy !req
194. Get them!Copy !req
195. Get all of them!Copy !req
196. Ahh!Copy !req
197. Huh?Copy !req
198. Forward ho!Copy !req
199. Hey punk, wanna drag?Copy !req
200. No miserable little Mushroom
beats King of the Road KoopaCopy !req
201. in a—Copy !req
202. race.Copy !req
203. Out of the way!Copy !req
204. Coming through!Copy !req
205. Uh oh!Copy !req
206. Here comes trouble.Copy !req
207. It's Mouser, driving
that Thunder Birdo.Copy !req
208. Just keep going, I'll
take care of racer rat!Copy !req
209. Boom!Copy !req
210. Jump for it Princess!Copy !req
211. I'm gonna blow that
truck off the road!Copy !req
212. That's what you think.Copy !req
213. Yo!Copy !req
214. Yiii!Copy !req
215. Whoa!Copy !req
216. Ha ha yay!Copy !req
217. Ya ha, way to go!Copy !req
218. What goes up, must go down.Copy !req
219. Not again!Copy !req
220. Boom!Copy !req
221. Whooooa!Copy !req
222. First one to the Grand Koopa
Canyon gets the spaghettiCopy !req
223. sauce.Copy !req
224. Deal?Copy !req
225. Deal!Copy !req
226. For sure it won't
be you biker breath!Copy !req
227. ] We got
'em all, Mario!Copy !req
228. Every single one of
Koopa's state Troopas.Copy !req
229. But what about King Koopa?Copy !req
230. Hey warthog,
let's play chicken.Copy !req
231. Whoever slows
down first, loses!Copy !req
232. I'll be back!Copy !req
233. You can't keep a
bad Koopa down!Copy !req
234. Wow!Copy !req
235. No more Toad Warrior.Copy !req
236. You made it Toad!Copy !req
237. We all made it!Copy !req
238. Thank you my friends!Copy !req
239. You've saved my people again.Copy !req
240. There will be
spaghetti sauce for everyone!Copy !req
241. Sounds good to me!Copy !req
242. Wait!Copy !req
243. Mario!Copy !req
244. I can't, I've been
eating dried pasta for weeks!Copy !req
245. I gotta have it!Copy !req
246. You got it alrightCopy !req
247. Yo Mario, I gotta tell
ya, something's not right.Copy !req
248. Hey I don't care.Copy !req
249. She's beautiful, plus she's
got a great sense of humour,Copy !req
250. and she's backed by a
two year warrantee.Copy !req
251. So what's the problem?Copy !req
252. What's the problem?Copy !req
253. We got two problems.Copy !req
254. Number one, I go
outside check our car,Copy !req
255. no license plates.Copy !req
256. Number two, you know
Mrs. Schweckner upstairs?Copy !req
257. She come down touched
the feather of our car,Copy !req
258. ba-da-bing,
ba-da-bang, ba-da-boom,Copy !req
259. turned into dust!Copy !req
260. Ahh, must be one of
those new burglar alarms.Copy !req
261. Yeesh.Copy !req
262. Nice place you got
here, you got here,Copy !req
263. you got here, you got here.Copy !req
264. Isn't she something special?Copy !req
265. Oh yea, she's
real special Mario.Copy !req
266. She's snacking, on a wrench.Copy !req
267. I don't care, I'm in love.Copy !req
268. You're in love?Copy !req
269. Mario, you're in
love, with a night light.Copy !req
270. I must leave.Copy !req
271. Why?Copy !req
272. Where you going?Copy !req
273. Where you going?Copy !req
274. I must return to
my home planet,Copy !req
275. to watch more scenes from
the exciting Legend of Zelda.Copy !req
276. Ooh.Copy !req
277. This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,Copy !req
278. the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.Copy !req
279. ] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this landCopy !req
280. forever, you
must help me Link!Copy !req
281. Hey for you Zelda?Copy !req
282. Anything!Copy !req
283. Oh, I am lost!Copy !req
284. Will no handsome hero save me
from this three headed freak?Copy !req
285. Hey!Copy !req
286. Ssssss.Copy !req
287. Watch the insults will ya?Copy !req
288. Back of Gleeok!Copy !req
289. Ha!Copy !req
290. Toast him!Copy !req
291. Hey!Copy !req
292. Ah!Copy !req
293. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
294. Ha!Copy !req
295. Serves 'em right.Copy !req
296. Now for you!Copy !req
297. Oh no way!Copy !req
298. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
299. Ha!Copy !req
300. Got you now Gleeok!Copy !req
301. Where are you Mario?Copy !req
302. Why aren't you home yet?Copy !req
303. Oh, I hope
Mario's not up there.Copy !req
304. Maybe that's them now.Copy !req
305. Oh, what a ride we had Luigi.Copy !req
306. When this lady drives
over the Brooklyn Bridge,Copy !req
307. she drives over
the Brooklyn Bridge.Copy !req
308. Wait a minute, tell me
you didn't marry her Mario.Copy !req
309. I didn't marry her Mario.Copy !req
310. Oh I tell you Luigi, we had
trouble with the blood tests.Copy !req
311. I mean I was an
a positive, ha,Copy !req
312. she was 30 white.Copy !req
313. Wait a minute, Mario,
this is not a computer date!Copy !req
314. You're dating a computer!Copy !req
315. Attention all robots,Copy !req
316. return to
spaceship and depart.Copy !req
317. Brooklyn cannot
sustain quality life.Copy !req
318. I must leave
Mario, poopsie woopsie.Copy !req
319. Can I have something
to remember you by?Copy !req
320. You will always have my heart.Copy !req
321. Oh are you jealous?Copy !req
322. Yea.Copy !req
323. Well eat your heart out.Copy !req
324. Ohhh.Copy !req
325. Until next time everybody!Copy !req
326. Do the Mario!Copy !req