The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! 1x38

Directed by Dan Riba

Ed Metzger as George Washington

Mario and his friends travel to Mobsterland where they discover the city is being terrorized by the notorious gangster Al Koopone.

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1. Hey Paisanos!

2. it's the Super Mario Brother's Super Show!

3. ] Yo, what should we do now?

4. ] What else?

5. Let's each lunch.

6. Yo, that was some tough job.

7. Yea, but we're the Mario Brothers we're the best.

8. Hahahah.

9. Hey, it's gonna be fun having an exchange student here no?

10. Yea, and he's a smart one too.

11. What do you mean smart one, how do you know that?

12. Well because he sent his luggage ahead of him.

13. Whoa, some luggage.

14. Yea it got here this morning before you woke up.

15. No kidding?

16. Ohh, hey wait a minute, there's a note here,

17. let me see.

18. To the Mario Brothers, from Transylvania,

19. please open as soon as possible it's stuffy in here.

20. Whoa, Transylvania?

21. Forget about it.

22. This is our exchange student the Count Zoltan Dracula.

23. Come on Mario help me open this thing.

24. I think over here.

25. Oh, alright.

26. I'm going to push, give it a push,

27. give it a bang.

28. Come on, get it.

29. I got it, I got it, no I don't got it.

30. I'll get it from the front here.

31. I got it, I got it, no I don't got it.

32. This side I think—

33. Hey Mario,

34. I'm going to tell you the truth I hate these childproof

35. boxes.

36. Oh they make them tight.

37. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it,

38. I got it, I got it.

39. Did you order a dead guy in a tuxedo?

40. Oh no not me.

41. Greetings.

42. You must be Mario, you must be Luigi,

43. you must be kidding, this place is a dump!

44. Oh well, wake me up a sunset; I am a night person you know.

45. Mario, forget about it there's something very strange about

46. this guy.

47. B-b-b-but what's so strange about sleeping in your

48. clothes?

49. Plumber's log, number 442.

50. The Princess needed a hundred cold coins by tomorrow

51. morning, or else, the Mushroom Kingdom Orphanage would have

52. to close down.

53. We were desperately thinking of some way,

54. to raise the money.

55. I could hock my jewels.

56. You already hocked them.

57. I could mortgage this cottage.

58. You already did.

59. Well you're all brilliant people,

60. you make a suggestion.

61. We sell the royal cow.

62. Ok, it's your decision.

63. Come on Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnsy.

64. I think she should've sent me Princess,

65. I know the used cow market.

66. Nonsense Toad I need you here, and who could possibly mess up

67. a simple thing like selling a cow for cash?

68. The Marios?

69. ] Just tell us how many gold coins you'll give us.

70. She's the royal cow, frankly friends there's just not much

71. demand for this model; she's a real hay burner.

72. Tell you what, I really like you boys,

73. so I'm going to take her as a trade-in.

74. We don't want to trade, we want to sell.

75. Right, we need mula, money, cash.

76. Look at this here beauty:

77. four spigots, white side wide hooves, you'll get at least 20 gallons to the

78. hay bale.

79. I'll trade you even.

80. You're not listening mister.

81. We don't need another cow, we need one hundred gold coins.

82. Anybody can sell a cow for gold coins.

83. Hey we're anybody!

84. How many gold coins are you going to give us?

85. Well this is your lucky day boys,

86. I'm going to give you a bargain you'll never forget,

87. or my name isn't Dealing Dalbert.

88. ] You sold the cow for what?

89. Bean seeds, real special beans.

90. Garbanzo beans, show her Mario.

91. Dealing Dalbert said we really got the sweet end of the deal.

92. I can't believe this!

93. You traded the royal cow for a handful of bean seeds?

94. Shrewd seeding Mario.

95. Who wants cash money when they can have a few garbanzos

96. instead?

97. Gee, he really made it sound like they were our answer for

98. everything.

99. Well they're not, and I'm allergic to garbanzo bean

100. seeds.

101. Ah-choo!

102. Good riddance Princess!

103. I'll go to town in the morning and see if I can't con that

104. con man out of a cow.

105. Let's hope, meanwhile we'd all better get some sleep.

106. Ah-choo!

107. Ah-choo!

108. Appeal to that used cow salesman's sense of decency

109. Toad, tell him this is a time when we just can't be cheated.

110. Don't worry Princess, I'll take care of thiiiiii—

111. What's wrong why don't you—?

112. Holy ravioli!

113. Oh, great garbanzos!

114. Princess, you're gonna have a lot more money to save the

115. orphanage, than a cow could've gotten ya.

116. How's that?

117. There's tens of millions of garbanzo lovers in the world,

118. and we're about to pick enough beans for them all.

119. Let's keep going, and start picking them from the top on

120. down.

121. I don't know Mario, we're already too high.

122. ] I'm higher strictly on instruments so maybe you're

123. right, we better turn back cause—

124. hey, there's some kind of door here.

125. Come on!

126. What's to be afraid of?

127. ] Leaping lasagna, this room's bigger than the

128. Brooklyn Public Library. Wow!

129. And somebody awful big lives here.

130. ] Not just big, giant!

131. Well, it's been fascinating, let's scramble home.

132. Uh oh!

133. Hey, I think it's locked.

134. Whoa!

135. Fum fee fi fo!

136. I smell the Brothers Mario.

137. It's King Koopa, he's turned himself into a giant!

138. We've got to get out of here!

139. Hahahaha, it won't open basin brains.

140. Fee fum fi foo, I'm going to cook some Mario stew.

141. Hahahaha.

142. Hahahaha.

143. Run!

144. I think we can make it out through that door!

145. I told you, you're staying to be my dinner.

146. Whoa!

147. Now will you believe me?

148. That window!

149. Let's try.

150. ] Up those logs, we can make it!

151. ] Up those logs, we can make it!

152. Oh boy, no way we can make that jump!

153. ] Luigi, give me a hand with that poker there.

154. A little more, more.

155. You first Luigi.

156. You first Mario, you're older.

157. You guys, I'll go first.

158. Fee fi fo fum, I'll lock you up 'cause you're

159. so dumb.

160. Luigi!

161. That bellows, see those ashes?

162. I read you paisano.

163. Push Luigi, push!

164. Oh no!

165. Ahhh!

166. Fum fee fi faddit, you two guys have really had it.

167. There's got to be a way out!

168. Strobing strambooli!

169. It's a mountain of gold money!

170. ] It's absolutely beautiful!

171. It's hideous!

172. With this kind of money, Koopa can rule forever!

173. That's right, forever!

174. And since you admire my gold coins so much,

175. you can remain with them, for the rest of your life.

176. Hahaha.

177. Eventually, you'll be crushed by them;

178. watch this!

179. Lay!

180. I'll be darned, a goose that's better than the U.S.

181. mint.

182. That goose is going to smother you Brothers.

183. Lay!

184. ] Hey Koopa!

185. I hope your big and tall shop blows up,

186. with you in it!

187. Can you help me?

188. I've got to get out of here, I'm laid out.

189. You've got to get out of here?

190. How about us?

191. I know a way if you can get me down.

192. I shouldn't help ya, 'cause of all your gold coin laying

193. for that Koopa creep.

194. There!

195. Phew, what a relief.

196. You've got me wrong, he makes me do it with a magic spell.

197. Ok, where's the way out?

198. Under there!

199. Before the coins covered it I saw part of the garbanzo

200. beanstalk creep through a tiny crack.

201. Look!

202. The crack's grown bigger.

203. Goosey, we're good as gone.

204. Everybody ready?

205. Wee!

206. Yippee!

207. Oh no!

208. Look!

209. Koopa's found we're missing and summoned his koopsters!

210. Only one way to fight 'em!

211. Only one way to fight 'em!

212. Way to go guys!

213. It's not over yet!

214. Koopa can use this beanstalk to come after us.

215. We got just the thing for this beanstalk in our plumbing bag.

216. How can I ever thank you?

217. With gold coins maybe?

218. The Princess here could use them to save the Mushroom

219. Orphanage.

220. Sorry, without Koopa and his magic spell all you get are

221. plain old eggs.

222. Like one?

223. Forget it.

224. ] Timberrrrr!

225. Coins!

226. And more coins!

227. ] The orphanage is saved!

228. Yeaaaa!

229. Oh no no no!

230. It shrunk me!

231. Not your day Koopa.

232. This is just a small setback,

233. I'll return, bigger than ever!

234. What a day! What a day!

235. I'm starved.

236. Me too.

237. Famished.

238. Good!

239. Have an egg.

240. Oh I am sorry, now I'll try again.

241. Oh darn!

242. It's just terrible when you can't help your friends.

243. You know Mario?

244. I'm telling you there's something very strange about

245. this Zoltan guy ah?

246. Last week this guy tells me, he's been going to night

247. school for over 300 years!

248. Don't mean nothing, how about the barber Pasquale Caputo?

249. He's been going to high school almost as long.

250. You're right.

251. Come to think of it, he does sleep all day.

252. So do you, unless there's an Inspector Gadget marathon on

253. tv.

254. Yea but I don't sleep in a box.

255. Hey Mario, find out who this guy's cleaner is ah?

256. Why?

257. I don't ever want to go there, sheesh,

258. and look at these bills ah?

259. Bills and more bills ah?

260. Three-hundred dollars from a blood bank, $42 dollars for

261. eye wash for those big red eyes, $32 dollars in

262. dental floss for them big teeth.

263. Here comes the sun little darlings.

264. La da da da.

265. Blood bank.

266. Eye wash.

267. Dental floss.

268. He's a vampire!

269. It's alright, it's alright, it's alright,

270. Mario it's alright.

271. I'm scared, I'll take care of you don't worry.

272. I bid you velcome, to these delicious scenes from The

273. Legend of Zelda.

274. This is the Triforce of Wisdom Link.

275. The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.

276. Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land

277. forever, you must help me Link!

278. Hey for you Zelda, anything.

279. Ahh!

280. A Moby!

281. Doesn't Ganon ever quit?

282. Pee yoo.

283. And this!

284. ] Oh Link?

285. Are you awake?

286. Uh oh, I'm supposed to be sick.

287. What's happening?

288. Ahh!

289. Some shortcut.

290. Some shortcut.

291. Ok, let's see what we got.

292. Here it is chapter one, drive a stake through his heart.

293. Are you crazy?

294. Steak is 4.59 a pound.

295. Here we go chapter two: take a pot fill it with water,

296. boil for two hours, add a little olive oil,

297. slowly add basil, a pinch of oregano,

298. two cloves of garlic.

299. W-w-wait a minute.

300. That's momma's recipe for tomato sauce.

301. I knew it, she's been trying to kill us for years.

302. What else you got?

303. Ah ha!

304. If all else fails, send the vampire to the grocery store

305. for some bread.

306. While he's gone, you move.

307. Excuse me!

308. Ahh!

309. Relax.

310. Would you really like to know how to get rid of a vampire?

311. Yea.

312. Just ask me, I'll be out of here like a bat.

313. Where does it say that?

314. Until the next time do the Mario!