1. Hey Paisanos!Copy !req
2. it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!Copy !req
3. Mario, why do you suppose our
new neighbour wants us to helpCopy !req
4. him with his
latest experiment?Copy !req
5. I mean who is this guy anyhow?Copy !req
6. Dr. Frank N. Stein, from
Pennsylvania.Copy !req
7. You meatball,
that's not Pennsylvania,Copy !req
8. that's Transylvania.Copy !req
9. So it's Dr. Stein
from Pennsylvania,Copy !req
10. so what?Copy !req
11. So what?Copy !req
12. Ok,Copy !req
13. Frank N. Stein, say it fast.Copy !req
14. Frankenstein!Copy !req
15. Not that fast.Copy !req
16. A little slower, with me.Copy !req
17. ] Frank N. Stein.Copy !req
18. Frank N. Stein.Copy !req
19. Frank N. Stein.Copy !req
20. Frank N. Stein.Copy !req
21. Frankenstein
from Transylvania!Copy !req
22. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
23. Are you Dr. Frankenstein?Copy !req
24. Settle a bet, doc.Copy !req
25. Are you the same Dr.
Frankenstein that created thatCopy !req
26. big ugly scary monster?Copy !req
27. Yes, but I wouldn't
talk about him like that.Copy !req
28. Why not?Copy !req
29. He's very sensitive.Copy !req
30. Plumber's
log number 106.Copy !req
31. The river world.Copy !req
32. Princess Toadstool is being
held captive on a sinisterCopy !req
33. Princess Toadstool is being
held captive on a sinisterCopy !req
34. star, a river boat under
the command of Captain Koopa.Copy !req
35. First mate Mouse
reporting, Captain.Copy !req
36. No sign of stowaways.Copy !req
37. Those pinhead plumbers
are bound to try and rescueCopy !req
38. princess toadstool.Copy !req
39. And I intend to
capture them before they do.Copy !req
40. Out of my way, rodent.Copy !req
41. ] Alright,
gentlemen, any sevens?Copy !req
42. No?Copy !req
43. Well then go fish!Copy !req
44. How much longer we
gotta keep these guys busy?Copy !req
45. Until toad finds the princess,
or I win all their money!Copy !req
46. Captain Koop sends happy
birthday cake for Princess!Copy !req
47. Voila!Copy !req
48. Hey!Copy !req
49. What kind of birthday cake?Copy !req
50. Happy!Copy !req
51. Happy?Copy !req
52. Impostor!Copy !req
53. I never use the H word!Copy !req
54. Whoops!Copy !req
55. Woah!Copy !req
56. Oh no!Copy !req
57. Toad, it's you!Copy !req
58. Who did you
expect, Pee Wee Herman?Copy !req
59. Now all I need is those
faucet freak Mario brothers.Copy !req
60. I don't like it Toad
should have been back by now.Copy !req
61. You worry too much, Luigi!Copy !req
62. About time the food came.Copy !req
63. Uh oh!Copy !req
64. Thought you
could cheat us, huh?Copy !req
65. Woah!Copy !req
66. Hey, it's the Mario brothers!Copy !req
67. So, what do we do now
mister big time gambler?Copy !req
68. Run for it!Copy !req
69. What do we do now?Copy !req
70. When in doubt, jump!Copy !req
71. Yikes!Copy !req
72. Grrr!Copy !req
73. You win some, you lose some!Copy !req
74. You win some, you lose some!Copy !req
75. Oh no, trouters!Copy !req
76. The game's not over, swim!Copy !req
77. Yeeow!Copy !req
78. Howdy boys, I'm Mark Twang,
captain of the Dingbell,Copy !req
79. who are you?Copy !req
80. Grateful!Copy !req
81. I wish I could help you
boys save your princess.Copy !req
82. I'm after the
Sinister Star myself.Copy !req
83. At least I was, until that
conniving Koopa sabotaged theCopy !req
84. Dingbell's steam engine.Copy !req
85. I'm just plain sunk, boys.Copy !req
86. I'll never win my race with
Koopa to be king of the river.Copy !req
87. And we'll never get
Princess and Toad back.Copy !req
88. We'll fix this mess.Copy !req
89. What's a steam engine but
a fancy way to move waterCopy !req
90. through pipes?Copy !req
91. ] Your pushy
plumber friends are finished,Copy !req
92. Princess!Copy !req
93. Captain, Captain!Copy !req
94. Don't interrupt me.Copy !req
95. Not while I'm
boasting and gloating.Copy !req
96. As I was saying, with Mark
Twang out of the race...Copy !req
97. That's just it, sir!Copy !req
98. Twang's right behind us!Copy !req
99. What?Copy !req
100. I don't believe it!Copy !req
101. How did Twang fix
that steam engine?Copy !req
102. No no no!Copy !req
103. It's that muttonhead Mario!Copy !req
104. We need more steam.Copy !req
105. We need more steam.Copy !req
106. More steam?Copy !req
107. Right away.Copy !req
108. Give her all you got, Luigi!Copy !req
109. Ok, Mario, one all you
got, coming right up!Copy !req
110. ] You
might as well give up,Copy !req
111. Koopa!Copy !req
112. Yeah!Copy !req
113. The Mario
brothers will save us!Copy !req
114. Let them come.Copy !req
115. I have a big
surprise for them.Copy !req
116. Bring me the
black pit bob-ombs!Copy !req
117. T-t-t-t-he black pit bob-ombs?Copy !req
118. Are you sure about
that, captain Koopa?Copy !req
119. Don't question my
orders, you rotten rodent!Copy !req
120. Just do it!Copy !req
121. Black pit bob-ombs?Copy !req
122. Oh, I don't like
the sound of that.Copy !req
123. Down the drain with
those pesky pipe pushers!Copy !req
124. ] Great
jumping bullfrogs!Copy !req
125. Mario, what's
going on up here?Copy !req
126. We've got a little problem.Copy !req
127. The current's
too strong, boys.Copy !req
128. We're done for.Copy !req
129. I can't stop her.Copy !req
130. We're doomed.Copy !req
131. Leaping lasagna!Copy !req
132. Help is on the way!Copy !req
133. So long boys.Copy !req
134. It was nice knowing you!Copy !req
135. But there's no
avoiding the black pit!Copy !req
136. You hear that, Mario?Copy !req
137. We're fish bait!Copy !req
138. Stop shaking, Luigi, and pull!Copy !req
139. Hooray!Copy !req
140. You saved the Dingbell!Copy !req
141. So what?Copy !req
142. Those pinhead plumbers will
never get past the black pit.Copy !req
143. I'll still win this race
and become king of the river!Copy !req
144. It ain't over 'til
it's over, lizard lips!Copy !req
145. Stop wisecracking, mushroom,
or I'll turn you into soup!Copy !req
146. ] If you're asking
me there's no wayCopy !req
147. past that black pit.Copy !req
148. Well, only one thing to do.Copy !req
149. We'll go to the
mouth of the river.Copy !req
150. The mouth of the
river, where's that?Copy !req
151. Not where, who.Copy !req
152. The mouth knows
everything about the river.Copy !req
153. She'll know what to do.Copy !req
154. ] You came to
the right place, boys.Copy !req
155. I'm the fastest
mouth in the south.Copy !req
156. And my advice is nice.Copy !req
157. I see all, tell all, and
cure your bunions to boot.Copy !req
158. When my lips flap the
river world listens!Copy !req
159. Tell us how we can sail the
Dingbell past the black pit!Copy !req
160. Take it straight from
the mouth, boys.Copy !req
161. There won't be a black pit
if the river goes around it.Copy !req
162. Yo, how can the
river go around it?Copy !req
163. You're asking me?Copy !req
164. You're the plumbers!Copy !req
165. Let's pipe this river down!Copy !req
166. ] The river is
going around the black pit!Copy !req
167. ] The river is
going around the black pit!Copy !req
168. Now that's what I
call super plumbing!Copy !req
169. ] But I'm
afraid I've got bad news.Copy !req
170. Koopa's got too
big a head start.Copy !req
171. No way we can catch him.Copy !req
172. No way, you're wrong!Copy !req
173. I'll tell you a way.Copy !req
174. I'm the mouth of the
river, just read my lips!Copy !req
175. These magic doodads are
more powerful than pasta.Copy !req
176. Huh?Copy !req
177. No, no, no!Copy !req
178. I hate those pesky plumbers!Copy !req
179. Jump faster, boys!Copy !req
180. We're catching up to Koopa!Copy !req
181. Yay, Marios!Copy !req
182. ] Get ready to board,Copy !req
183. and kick Koopa in
the kisser for me!Copy !req
184. Put me down, you
wrench monkey!Copy !req
185. Only if you let
our friends go,Copy !req
186. Captain Cuckoo!Copy !req
187. ] The Marios
jumped too fast!Copy !req
188. The
paddlewheel's still turning,Copy !req
189. and I can't stop!Copy !req
190. Thanks Mario!Copy !req
191. Thanks Luigi!Copy !req
192. Looks like you guys
saved the day again.Copy !req
193. Almost.Copy !req
194. Mama mia!Copy !req
195. Don't I get a last
request or something?Copy !req
196. A pepperoni cheesecake?Copy !req
197. Fettuccini sundae?Copy !req
198. Are you kidding?Copy !req
199. I'm a villain, remember?Copy !req
200. Don't worry, Mario.Copy !req
201. We'll think of something.Copy !req
202. We will?Copy !req
203. It's Mark Twang!Copy !req
204. And the Dingbell!Copy !req
205. ] And don't forget me!Copy !req
206. Madam Mouth,
number one know-all,Copy !req
207. tell-all, river riding
roustabout of the south.Copy !req
208. Man the guns!Copy !req
209. Keelhaul the anchor!Copy !req
210. Sink that side-wheeler!Copy !req
211. Let's get this
showboat off the road.Copy !req
212. ] Yeeeeoow!Copy !req
213. ] What a
stick in the mud!Copy !req
214. ] What a
stick in the mud!Copy !req
215. Laugh now, sewer scum.Copy !req
216. But when I get out of
here I'll plug your pipes.Copy !req
217. ] To Mark Twang,
king of the river!Copy !req
218. Long may he reign!Copy !req
219. Aww shucks, thanks, folks.Copy !req
220. Now let's get this
victory dinner rolling.Copy !req
221. ] Victory dinner?Copy !req
222. At last!Copy !req
223. The Mouth herself
cooked this up just for you,Copy !req
224. mighty Mario.Copy !req
225. Delicious catfish pizza.Copy !req
226. Delightful.Copy !req
227. Catfish pizza?Copy !req
228. This may be a first,
but I'm not hungry.Copy !req
229. Make sure you strap
him in real tight.Copy !req
230. Ok Mario, I got him.Copy !req
231. I got him.Copy !req
232. No offense intended with that
big horrible scary monsterCopy !req
233. line.Copy !req
234. Mario, I think he forgives you.Copy !req
235. I think we're almost ready.Copy !req
236. What are you doing, doc?Copy !req
237. He's so cranky, I had to
promise him a normal brain.Copy !req
238. Oh, you know, I guess
you might do in a pinch.Copy !req
239. You're not going
to take my brain.Copy !req
240. I might need it someday.Copy !req
241. Ah, you're no good.Copy !req
242. Your brother is
a party pooper.Copy !req
243. Come.Copy !req
244. Help me find a normal brain.Copy !req
245. Doc, are you kidding me?Copy !req
246. In Brooklyn?Copy !req
247. Oh yeah, go ahead, I'm
just going to take a nap.Copy !req
248. And Luigi, don't forget the
pasta and the beans and someCopy !req
249. oregano.Copy !req
250. Luigi, will you,
come on, Luigi,Copy !req
251. cut it out Luigi.Copy !req
252. Please, I'm trying
to sleep, Luigi!Copy !req
253. Please.Copy !req
254. Oh!Copy !req
255. Oooh!Copy !req
256. Oh!Copy !req
257. Oooh!Copy !req
258. Oh!Copy !req
259. Ooh, scary.Copy !req
260. Something tells me we'd better
be right back after theseCopy !req
261. exciting scenes from
the Legend of Zelda.Copy !req
262. This is the
Triforce of Wisdom,Copy !req
263. Link.Copy !req
264. The evil wizard Gannon
has the Triforce of Power.Copy !req
265. Whoever gets both Triforces
will rule this land forever.Copy !req
266. You must help me, Link.Copy !req
267. Hey, for you Zelda, anything.Copy !req
268. ] Help!Copy !req
269. I'm coming, Sprite!Copy !req
270. Woah!Copy !req
271. I should have stayed in bed!Copy !req
272. Oh no!Copy !req
273. Is that what they
call a royal flush?Copy !req
274. Spare me the jokes.Copy !req
275. I think Gannon's
up to something.Copy !req
276. Oh no, Gannon
got the Triforce!Copy !req
277. Nice job, hero.Copy !req
278. Hey, I was sick.Copy !req
279. You'll be sicker if we
don't get that Triforce back.Copy !req
280. I personally guarantee it.Copy !req
281. Let's go!Copy !req
282. Maybe my magic
will do something!Copy !req
283. Now doc, I mean don't
look so disappointed.Copy !req
284. We got a lot of
people in Brooklyn.Copy !req
285. We've got pool players,
we got beautiful girls,Copy !req
286. we got restaurants,
we got carpenters,Copy !req
287. plumbers, but normal?Copy !req
288. Heh heh, forget about it.Copy !req
289. Yo, Mario!Copy !req
290. I got everything
you asked me for.Copy !req
291. I got macaroni,
I got the beans,Copy !req
292. I even got some cereal.Copy !req
293. Where
have you guy's been?Copy !req
294. Grrrrrr!Copy !req
295. Mama mia!Copy !req
296. Mario?Copy !req
297. Talk to me!Copy !req
298. What have you
done to my brother?Copy !req
299. You've got to get
Mario's brain back!Copy !req
300. I mean I know it's
small, but he's all I got.Copy !req
301. Don't be ridiculous, he never
used that brain before anyway.Copy !req
302. ] Luigi, it's me, Mario!Copy !req
303. Mario?Copy !req
304. Mario!Copy !req
305. Mario!Copy !req
306. Mario?Copy !req
307. Mario!Copy !req
308. Mario!Copy !req
309. That's it.Copy !req
310. Doc, doc, you've
got to do something,Copy !req
311. you've got to help me.Copy !req
312. There's not enough
juice left in this thing.Copy !req
313. Wait, this calls for
scientific hands on treatment.Copy !req
314. Boom!Copy !req
315. Oh, that cleared my sinuses!Copy !req
316. Grrr!Copy !req
317. Oh, my Frank!Copy !req
318. Oh, Frank, Frank!Copy !req
319. I'm sorry you had a horrible
brain in you for a while.Copy !req
320. But look at it this way.Copy !req
321. That poor guy is stuck
with that brain forever.Copy !req
322. Mario, Mario!Copy !req
323. I don't care what they
say about your brain,Copy !req
324. I love all of it!Copy !req
325. Welcome back, welcome back!Copy !req
326. Talk to me, talk to me.Copy !req
327. You're the best
brother in the world.Copy !req
328. That's the Mario I love.Copy !req
329. Keep talking.Copy !req
330. Keep talking.Copy !req
331. I love you.Copy !req
332. Until next time, everybody!Copy !req
333. Do the Mario!Copy !req