1. Hey Paisanos!
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2. it's the...
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3. ] Ahhh alright.
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4. Come on Mario, this is the
third time this thing's been
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5. in here last time it
was a plumber slinky.
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6. Oh a pludaris.
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7. Ah pludaris, geez Mario you
really know your stuff boy.
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8. Oh Radigator!
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9. What?
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10. A horrible scary monster was
chasing you through the sewer?
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11. Radigator?
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12. Poor guy.
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13. G'day mates.
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14. I thought I heard
folks up this way.
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15. You scared us.
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16. You're a, you're a—
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17. Name's Alligator Dundee.
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18. I've been on a sewer
safari in your local pipes;
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19. I'm huntin' the
most ferocious,
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20. vicious, fearsome creature
that I've ever encountered.
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21. Now I've tracked
him down here,
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22. he should be attacking
you gents any minute now!
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23. Get outta here.
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24. Right here?
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25. Plumber's
log number 6-2-9-4,
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26. we were just a pasta
noodle away from escaping,
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27. King Koopa's Space Troopas,
when we got nailed with a
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28. lucky shot.
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29. Whooaaa!
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30. Yikes!
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31. What a drag!
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32. Ahh!
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33. Umpf!
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34. Let's find out where in the
Mushroom Universe we are!
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35. Woooooah!
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36. I've got good news
and bad news for you!
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37. What's better than this?
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38. The good news is, we're
almost at the planet Quirk.
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39. And the bad news?
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40. Whooaaa!
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41. The bad news is, we'll
be making a crash landing!
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42. ] We're losin' fuel.
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43. ] We've
lost our supplies.
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44. ] My pasta,
this is terrible.
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45. Don't be so slow!
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46. Hurry up!
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47. Huh?
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48. That wasn't
such a bad landing,
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49. but now we're floating away.
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50. Probably because of
the different gravity,
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51. Your Hiiiiighness.
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52. Forget gravity.
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53. Grab me!
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54. I got Luigi as an anchor.
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55. And I got the toolbox.
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56. Here!
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57. Use these tools for balance;
they'll hold you down.
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58. Now all we need
is fuel, supplies,
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59. food, and more food.
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60. Fat chance we'll find any
on this deserted planet.
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61. We Quirks will help you.
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62. You saved us from the
wicked Astro Mouser.
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63. Astro Mouser?
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64. 'Scuse us, sir, I thought
you were the landing pad.
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65. Give me your hand.
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66. Grrrr...
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67. Quick! Get on our
barge everybody!
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68. I said we were sorry.
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69. It's no use, he's following
orders from our wicked leader:
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70. Moon Man Koopa.
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71. Moon Man
Koopa?
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72. Grrrrr.
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73. We've been hit!
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74. Oh no!
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75. Mayday!
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76. Mayday!
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77. Leapin' lasagna.
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78. This whole tub is gonna sink.
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79. Don't panic!
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80. I'll plug the leak in two
shakes of a calamari's tail.
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81. And for free.
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82. Don't get carried away Luigi.
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83. That's what I
call shower power.
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84. If only our rocketship
were as easy to fix.
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85. You can get everything you
need at our Quirk factory.
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86. There's just one
little problem.
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87. If Moon Man Koopa catches
you, he'll put you in chains,
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88. boil you in oil, and enslave
you for life...
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89. and that's if
he likes you.
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90. We can only hope Astro
Mouser hasn't alerted Koopa's
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91. Troopas!
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92. Sorry, there's the
alert right now.
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93. So much for hope.
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94. Now how're we gonna sneak in?
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95. I hope these
Quirk disguises work.
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96. Our own Mama Mia
wouldn't recognize us.
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97. Maybe we should've disguised
ourselves as moon rocks.
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98. Look!
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99. Supplies!
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100. Fuel!
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101. Trouble!
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102. Everybody, make
like a moon rock.
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103. Heeheeheehee.
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104. So much for Moon Man
Koopa's stoopa Troopas!
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105. Now all we've got to worry
about is—
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106. Moon Man Koopa!
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107. Yikes!
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108. Oh no!
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109. And his magnetic personality.
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110. Mama mia!
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111. We've been nailed by
the tools in our pockets.
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112. Gut wrenching, isn't it?
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113. Hmm.
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114. Stick around for the
party ya honk faced Quirks.
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115. This can't get much worse.
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116. Oh yes it can ya little twerp;
you're gonna spend the rest of
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117. your lives in chains!
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118. Sorry we got you into a
lifetime of enslavement,
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119. little pepperoni.
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120. Quick!
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121. Run before Koopa
closes your shackles.
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122. It's no use, we've
always been Koopa's slaves,
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123. but chains are
just a new twist.
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124. ] Honked noses
of the world unite!
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125. You have nothing to
lose but your chains!
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126. They'll never lose their
chains because I control them.
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127. Oohhhhh.
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128. Electronically no less.
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129. The poor Quirks, I
could just cry for them.
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130. You're breaking
my heart Princess!
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131. Now get to work!
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132. Now that you and these
Quirks are my slaves,
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133. I got other
planets to plunder.
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134. There must be a way
to break these chains.
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135. Huh?
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136. Luigi!
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137. The shackles'
electronics system,
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138. reacts to the anvil's sound.
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139. Really?
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140. Yeah.
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141. All together huh?
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142. Yes, sir!
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143. Hey, our music shorted out
Koopa's electronic shackle
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144. system.
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145. Let's run for it!
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146. ] Whew!
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147. That one nearly
rang our bell tempo!
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148. Quick!
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149. Our rocket fuel,
our ravioli rations!
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150. ] We've got
them right here.
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151. But we can't leave
you chained like this.
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152. No time!
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153. You must escape!
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154. There's no escaping
from Moon Man Koopa.
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155. Everybody, hurry,
start paddlin'!
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156. Not with tools
in your pockets.
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157. Quirks unite!
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158. We have nothing to
use but our chains!
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159. Get going gang!
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160. I can't look, they
did that to save us.
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161. Don't look, just paddle!
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162. Goodbye!
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163. Don't worry about us!
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164. We'll be all right!
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165. ] We can't leave
the poor Quirks like that.
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166. We won't, but first
we take care of Koopa.
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167. Look!
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168. Luigi, take the control!
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169. But it's not the time to
think of your stomach now.
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170. ] I'm just
making spaghetti;
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171. suitable for
Koopa's meteoric balls.
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172. I'll dispose of
those fry cooks.
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173. ] We're losin' marinara,
not to mention momentum.
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174. Full speed ahead.
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175. ] Come to Koopa
my little olive pit.
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176. Ohhhh!
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177. don't look now, but Koopa's
rocket wants to eat our
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178. rocket!
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179. Not on my melted mozzarella!
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180. Throw out everything,
including the kitchen sink!
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181. We've thrown out everything
but our emergency pasta
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182. ration.
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183. I can't do it!
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184. I-I can't use the
last of our pasta!
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185. Sorry Mario, but
we've got no choice.
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186. ] Now that's pasta power!
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187. I'll get those
Quirks for this!
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188. Oh no the poor Quirks!
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189. Koopa will
enslave them for good.
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190. ] If this worked on
Koopa's shackle system,
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191. maybe it'll work
on his rocket.
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192. We can do it, guys!
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193. A-one, a-two,
a-one two three four!
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194. You call that music?
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195. Stop that racket!
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196. I hate that music!
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197. I hate spaghetti!
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198. I hate Quirks!
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199. I hate those
faucet freeaaaaks!
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200. It looks like those
Quirks, took Moon Man Koopa,
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201. for a Galactic loopa.
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202. ] Beam us down to
the nearest pasta Luigi.
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203. Ahh, now this here net will
hold anything: from a giant
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204. grizzly, down to a
teenie weenie fleanie.
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205. Huh?
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206. I mean a flea.
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207. Ohhh.
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208. I wish it was just a flea,
then all we'd have to do is
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209. wear flea collars.
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210. Hey Mr. Dundee, is there
anything else we can do to
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211. help?
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212. Right, now listen up, I'll
lure that beast out of the
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213. sewer, then Mario you drop
the net over the monster.
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214. Luigi, you take the rope slip
it over and tighten it up,
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215. but be careful boys,
one false move,
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216. and you'll end up as a
couple of monster snacks.
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217. Right.
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218. Alli, I got one
question for you.
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219. What's that?
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220. Are you out of your mind?
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221. Oh it's easy.
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222. Oh sure.
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223. Look, what does this
monster look like?
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224. Good point mate.
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225. Just so you'll know for sure,
here's what the bloodthirsty
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226. beast looks like.
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227. Heeey, what's the radigator
doing with that bloodthirsty
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228. beast?
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229. ] Beats me.
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230. Oh.
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231. While we try to
save radigator,
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232. watch these scenes from
the next Legend of Zelda.
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233. Watchin' my Zelda,
watchin' my Zelda,
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234. you'll go a watchin' my Zelda.
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235. This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,
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236. the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.
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237. Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land
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238. forever, you
must help me Link!
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239. Hey for you Zelda, anything!
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240. Hang on Zelda!
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241. Hold it right there Zola!
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242. Your choice Zola.
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243. Eat this!
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244. Ahh!
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245. Sooo, if things
work out as I plan,
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246. this could be my opportunity
to capture Princess Zelda,
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247. and conquer all of Hyrule!
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248. Hey Luigi, what
are we gonna do?
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249. He's gonna capture
our pal the radigator.
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250. I know I'm
thinking, I'm thinking.
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251. Yo Alligator, what are you
doing with that big letter
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252. opener?
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253. Well, we're gonna try
and take him peacefully,
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254. but if he endangers
our lives...
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255. I guess that
answers our question.
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256. Alright to your
positions mates.
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257. Right.
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258. Now I'll lure him out
with this tuna sandwich.
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259. Wish me luck.
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260. Alright, good luck.
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261. There you go!
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262. Oh boy, I hope the
radigator runs away.
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263. He must be the creature
radigator was followed by.
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264. In the darkness, radigator
thought that Alligator Dundee
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265. was a monster.
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266. Huh?
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267. There you are.
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268. Here boy, eat my
tuna sandwich.
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269. Boy, alligator!
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270. Alright mates!
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271. Here we come!
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272. Now Mario!
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273. Ok we got him, we got him!
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274. Not me mates!
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275. The monster!
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276. We got the real monster!
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277. Right.
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278. We finally figured that you
were trying to capture our
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279. pet.
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280. ] He's known
as the radigator.
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281. Oh mates, if you'd had told me
it was your pet in the first
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282. place, I never would've
tried to capture him.
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283. Oh I'm a nice guy really.
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284. Oh I'm sorry.
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285. We're sorry.
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286. Come on get up, take it easy.
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287. We got you, we got you.
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288. I'm just a simple Australian
bloke tryin' to make it in the
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289. big time.
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290. I dreamed I could be
famous; if I came to New York,
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291. and captured a beast
like the radigator,
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292. and fell in love with a
beautiful American woman.
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293. Hey, that sounds like it
would be a good movie plot.
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294. Yea.
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295. Movie?
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296. About an Australia
hunter, who comes to New York,
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297. captures a beast
like the radigator,
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298. and falls in love with a
beautiful American woman?
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299. Oh, not bad, not bad.
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300. Well hey.
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301. Well thanks mate, maybe
things'll turn out alright
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302. after all.
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303. Well bye now.
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304. So long.
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305. One thing though, I'm
gonna change my name.
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306. ] Really?
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307. To what?
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308. From now on, you can call me
Radigator Dundee
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309. Oh hey Radigator!
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310. Ahhh!
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311. Til' next time everybody!
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312. Do the Mario!
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