1. Hey Paisanos!Copy !req
2. it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!Copy !req
3. ] Look at this,
Harry Blackstone Jr.
wrote back to me!Copy !req
4. Listen to this: "Dear Luigi,
thanks for your support,Copy !req
5. "it's great to
have funs like you,Copy !req
6. "ah?Copy !req
7. "If I'm ever passing
through your neighbourhood,Copy !req
8. "I'll stop by the say hello.Copy !req
9. "Magically yours the
King of Illusion,Copy !req
10. "Blackstone."Copy !req
11. Wow Mario, could
you imagine that?Copy !req
12. Wouldn't it be neat if
Blackstone came here?Copy !req
13. That'll never happen.Copy !req
14. Blackstone!Copy !req
15. Yo!Copy !req
16. Wow, great to see you!Copy !req
17. Hello Luigi, how are you.Copy !req
18. I'm terrific!Copy !req
19. You know, it's
good to see you.Copy !req
20. How is your magic act going?Copy !req
21. Ahhh I'll tell you
not so good Blackstone.Copy !req
22. You know, I'm having a lot of
trouble with that disappearingCopy !req
23. object trick.Copy !req
24. Oh.Copy !req
25. I'll tell you what, why don't
you demonstrate it for me andCopy !req
26. perhaps I can give you
a couple of pointers?Copy !req
27. You would do that for me?Copy !req
28. Of course.Copy !req
29. Wow.Copy !req
30. Mario!Copy !req
31. Can I borrow the ball?Copy !req
32. Sure.Copy !req
33. Thanks.Copy !req
34. Here we go.Copy !req
35. Thanks.Copy !req
36. Ok now, I cover the ball
and, I say the magic words;Copy !req
37. the basketball will vanish.Copy !req
38. Here we go.Copy !req
39. Ooshee wooshee
goose goose goose,Copy !req
40. basketball will now vamoose!Copy !req
41. No no, those are not
the right magic words,Copy !req
42. those are the
wrong magic words.Copy !req
43. Here try this: it's gooshee
wooshee moose moose moose.Copy !req
44. Oh.Copy !req
45. Gooshee wooshee,
moose moose moose,Copy !req
46. basketball will now vamoose!Copy !req
47. I did it!Copy !req
48. Hahaha, very good Luigi!Copy !req
49. Now you know the
correct magic words,Copy !req
50. and I want you to be
very oh... I'm sorry,Copy !req
51. I've got to go I've got a
luncheon appointment with ErikCopy !req
52. Estrada.Copy !req
53. Oh ho ho ho.Copy !req
54. Oh word of caution, be careful
how you use those magic wordsCopy !req
55. because sometimes they
can be a lot of problems.Copy !req
56. Gotcha Blackstone.Copy !req
57. Goodbye fellas.Copy !req
58. Farewell!Copy !req
59. Mario, I can now
make things disappear!Copy !req
60. By the way, I'm
sorry about your ball.Copy !req
61. Don't worry about it
Luigi it was your ball.Copy !req
62. Plumber's
log number 1014.Copy !req
63. We were traveling
through a strange land calledCopy !req
64. Turtlevania.Copy !req
65. Somebody had pulled the plug
on that big bathtub in theCopy !req
66. sky, and we were soaked!Copy !req
67. Ooooh I'm freezing!Copy !req
68. When are we going to
find a place to sleep?Copy !req
69. Never fear Princess.Copy !req
70. There's bound to be a
motel around here somewhere.Copy !req
71. Those pesky plumbers are
playing right into my fangs.Copy !req
72. Mousigor!Copy !req
73. Yes Count Koopula?Copy !req
74. Prepare rooms for
Princess Toadstool,Copy !req
75. and her foolish friends.Copy !req
76. And you, you vapid vampire,
go lure our victims into myCopy !req
77. castle.Copy !req
78. ] Before the
night is through,Copy !req
79. I'll make them wish they
never came to Turtlevania.Copy !req
80. I'm cold, and wet,
and hungry Mario.Copy !req
81. How about some spaghetti?Copy !req
82. It's my leftovers Luigi.Copy !req
83. You ate all yours.Copy !req
84. But you had three orders.Copy !req
85. I only had one.Copy !req
86. Come on Mario, fair-sies.Copy !req
87. Ok, but just one bite.Copy !req
88. Help!Copy !req
89. Spaghetti napper!Copy !req
90. ] Yow!Copy !req
91. Grab him Luigi!Copy !req
92. Pull!Copy !req
93. Pull!Copy !req
94. Wooooow!Copy !req
95. I can't hold on!Copy !req
96. Ahhh!Copy !req
97. Follow that bat!Copy !req
98. We've got to get
that spaghetti back!Copy !req
99. ] Oh no!Copy !req
100. Look where he's going!Copy !req
101. ] Oooh, scary.Copy !req
102. ] I'm not going in there,
it looks like a boarding houseCopy !req
103. for vampires.Copy !req
104. Come on Luigi.Copy !req
105. Nobody believes in
vampires anymore.Copy !req
106. I do.Copy !req
107. ] Look, we need shelter,
and maybe we can get thatCopy !req
108. spaghetti back.Copy !req
109. Uhhh, we need
rooms for the night.Copy !req
110. We got rooms
you'll never forget.Copy !req
111. I don't like
this creepy castle.Copy !req
112. You like sleepin'
in the rain better?Copy !req
113. Wha-wha-what're
you lookin' at?Copy !req
114. Are you talking to
yourself again Luigi?Copy !req
115. Look at the pa-pa-paintings.Copy !req
116. Huh?Copy !req
117. ]
Your room miss.Copy !req
118. Thank you.Copy !req
119. You two guys with
hairy lips can stay here.Copy !req
120. Hey, what's behind
door number three?Copy !req
121. Lemme guess.Copy !req
122. ] Don't
strain your brain Toad!Copy !req
123. Ahhhh!Copy !req
124. Hey, how'd you know my name?Copy !req
125. Who are you?Copy !req
126. Woahhhh!Copy !req
127. Ahhh.Copy !req
128. Wow!Copy !req
129. You're Mouser!Copy !req
130. You're Koopa's stooge!Copy !req
131. It's Mousigor to
you, fungus face.Copy !req
132. I'm trapped!Copy !req
133. ] I tell ya,
there's vampires here!Copy !req
134. Stop already.Copy !req
135. I'm too hungry to worry about
vampires that don't exist.Copy !req
136. Hey-hey-hey.Copy !req
137. Where did you get that?Copy !req
138. I thought the Tweeter
bat stole your spaghetti?Copy !req
139. It did, but this is
my spare ravioli.Copy !req
140. Holy macaroni!Copy !req
141. My ravioli!Copy !req
142. Fang marks!Copy !req
143. Every drop of
tomato sauce, gone!Copy !req
144. Now will you believe me?Copy !req
145. Tomato sauce-sucking vampires!Copy !req
146. Let's get outta here!Copy !req
147. We're locked in!Copy !req
148. If only you could talk.Copy !req
149. Buzz off Mushroom Mouth.Copy !req
150. Oh yeah?Copy !req
151. How about a nose job?Copy !req
152. Yeouch!Copy !req
153. Well, well, well,
a secret passage.Copy !req
154. Spy holes!Copy !req
155. Hey guys!Copy !req
156. Vampires!Copy !req
157. No guys it's me!Copy !req
158. And I know a way
to get outta here!Copy !req
159. Come on!Copy !req
160. Let's find the Princess!Copy !req
161. Where is everybody?Copy !req
162. Why's the door locked?Copy !req
163. Come on Princess!Copy !req
164. Let's split this spooky joint!Copy !req
165. Welcome to the
castle, of Count Koopula.Copy !req
166. Dinner is served.Copy !req
167. And you're the main course.Copy !req
168. I just lost my appetite.Copy !req
169. Luigi was right!Copy !req
170. Vampires!Copy !req
171. Into the clothes chute,
it's our only way out,Copy !req
172. or he'll turn us into
vampires like them!Copy !req
173. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
174. Whoa, Ahhhh!Copy !req
175. Oomph!Copy !req
176. Whew!Copy !req
177. That was close!Copy !req
178. Sp-sp-sp—Copy !req
179. Spit it out Luigi.Copy !req
180. Spiders!Copy !req
181. ] D-d-d-do
something, Mario.Copy !req
182. I forgot my bug spray!Copy !req
183. Aha!Copy !req
184. A magic Piranha Plant.Copy !req
185. This'll take care
of those spiders.Copy !req
186. Zap 'em, Princess!Copy !req
187. ] Way to go Princess!Copy !req
188. ] We gotta
find a way outta here.Copy !req
189. What's this?Copy !req
190. Marinara Château Koopla, 1989.Copy !req
191. Heeeey!Copy !req
192. It's tomato sauce!Copy !req
193. We're surrounded by vampires,
and all he thinks about isCopy !req
194. food!Copy !req
195. Hey guys, look!Copy !req
196. Koopa's up to something weird!Copy !req
197. ] I command you!Copy !req
198. Behold, the full moon!Copy !req
199. He's turning them
into w-w-wereturtles.Copy !req
200. ] You can do what you
want with the faucet freaks,Copy !req
201. but don't hurt the Princess.Copy !req
202. Now find them!Copy !req
203. Oh spiders were bad enough,
but I can't stand wereturtles!Copy !req
204. Don't worry Princess.Copy !req
205. It's us they're
after, not you.Copy !req
206. Yeah Princess, don't
worry, it's us they're after.Copy !req
207. Us!Copy !req
208. Pour some of this spaghetti
sauce at the base of theCopy !req
209. stairs.Copy !req
210. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
211. Over here!Copy !req
212. I found a trap door!Copy !req
213. ] Cobwebs?Copy !req
214. That means sp-sp-spiders!Copy !req
215. It's safer than
staying in here.Copy !req
216. Help!Copy !req
217. Holy macaroni!Copy !req
218. Naughty turtle!Copy !req
219. You've been
hittin' the sauce again!Copy !req
220. Well, have some more!Copy !req
221. Move iiiiit!Copy !req
222. Ahhhh!Copy !req
223. ] It's a
tomato sauce factory!Copy !req
224. Those Goombas
look kinda
spaced out to me.Copy !req
225. They're zombies!Copy !req
226. Maybe we can sneak past them.Copy !req
227. Mmmm, needs garlic.Copy !req
228. Huh?Copy !req
229. Run for it!Copy !req
230. Too late Princess.Copy !req
231. I'm taking you to Count
Koopula's torture chamber,Copy !req
232. wax museum, and
dungeon of horrors.Copy !req
233. Hehehehe.Copy !req
234. ] Say ciao to your
friends Princess Toadstool!Copy !req
235. That's goodbye in Italian,
because when you see 'emCopy !req
236. again, you'll be a
tomato sauce-sucking vampire,Copy !req
237. just like me.Copy !req
238. But I hate tomatoes.Copy !req
239. I always wanted to be taller,
but this is ridiculous!Copy !req
240. Hoohoohahaha!Copy !req
241. And this tickle
torture is not funny!Copy !req
242. Hoohoohahahoohoo!Copy !req
243. I hate leaks!Copy !req
244. Somebody call me a plumber!Copy !req
245. You're a plumber.Copy !req
246. Luigi!Copy !req
247. I think I got a way
to get us outta here!Copy !req
248. Watch!Copy !req
249. Hey Mousigor!Copy !req
250. Why Toad, how you've grown!Copy !req
251. Pleeeeeease Mister Mousigor,
I can't take any more!Copy !req
252. And I say you can!Copy !req
253. Whoaaaa-owww!Copy !req
254. Whoa!Copy !req
255. There's more than one
way to trap a rodent.Copy !req
256. Now my dear, it's time to
initiate you into the loyalCopy !req
257. brotherhood of
tomato sauce vampires.Copy !req
258. ]
Brotherhood?Copy !req
259. But I'm a girl.Copy !req
260. How do you stop a vampire?Copy !req
261. A stake through the heart!Copy !req
262. Top sirloin?Copy !req
263. Filet mignon?Copy !req
264. Vampires hate garlic.Copy !req
265. That's why there's none in the
tomato sauce the Goombas wereCopy !req
266. makin'!Copy !req
267. Good thinkin' Toad.Copy !req
268. Eat this.Copy !req
269. Yech!Copy !req
270. The things I do for
Princess Toadstool.Copy !req
271. ]
Ahhhh!Copy !req
272. Hurry!Copy !req
273. We gotta save her!Copy !req
274. Unhand her, fang face!Copy !req
275. Ahhh!Copy !req
276. I hate sunlight!Copy !req
277. Outta my way plumb scum!Copy !req
278. This garlic will put
you outta the way.Copy !req
279. I'll get you for this!Copy !req
280. I'll be back, just
you wait and see!Copy !req
281. Hehehe!Copy !req
282. Talk about
bringin' down the house!Copy !req
283. I'm sure glad to be
saying ciao to Turtlevania.Copy !req
284. Ciao?Copy !req
285. That reminds me,
it's chow time!Copy !req
286. I've got my spare cantellini!Copy !req
287. Yo, my brother,
the pasta vampire.Copy !req
288. Mario watch this you're
not gonna believe this forgetCopy !req
289. about this trick.Copy !req
290. Are you ready?Copy !req
291. Sure go ahead.Copy !req
292. Watch this now.Copy !req
293. Ooshee wooshee mush mush
mush, bowl of oranges,Copy !req
294. now vamoose!Copy !req
295. Yes!Copy !req
296. Wow am I happy Blackstone
taught me the magic words,Copy !req
297. this is fun!Copy !req
298. Luigi you gotta stop
making things disappear.Copy !req
299. Soon there won't
be anything left!Copy !req
300. Oh yea?Copy !req
301. Well let me ask you
something, who died,Copy !req
302. and left you boss?Copy !req
303. How about if I make
you disappear ah?Copy !req
304. Oh yea?Copy !req
305. Go ahead, let me
see you do it.Copy !req
306. You want to—?Copy !req
307. Oh oh oh oh oh oh.Copy !req
308. You asked for it
Mr. Tough Guy,Copy !req
309. are you sure?Copy !req
310. Yea, you and what army?Copy !req
311. Go ahead.Copy !req
312. What army, I'll
show you what army.Copy !req
313. Don't be scared.Copy !req
314. You ready?Copy !req
315. Mooshee mooshee,
moosh moosh moosh,Copy !req
316. Mario will now vamoose!Copy !req
317. ]
Ohhh ok good for you
Luigi you made me disappear,Copy !req
318. now make me reappear.Copy !req
319. Uh oh.Copy !req
320. What do you mean uh oh?Copy !req
321. Well, I'll tell
you the truth Mario,Copy !req
322. I never bothered to learn
how to make things come back.Copy !req
323. What?Copy !req
324. Luigi I'm gonna
come—Copy !req
325. Oh uh, ow, ow.Copy !req
326. I don't care if I
can get into movies free!Copy !req
327. Make me reappear!Copy !req
328. Will you just calm down and
watch these scenes from theCopy !req
329. next Legend of Zelda?Copy !req
330. Ow!Copy !req
331. He's such a bad sport.Copy !req
332. This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,Copy !req
333. the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of power.Copy !req
334. Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this landCopy !req
335. forever, you
must help me Link!Copy !req
336. Hey for you Zelda, anything!Copy !req
337. Brace yourself,
you're not a pretty sight.Copy !req
338. No!Copy !req
339. That's not me!Copy !req
340. I'm a monster.Copy !req
341. I've seen worse.Copy !req
342. Hey you still have me,
I'll always be your friend.Copy !req
343. Let's see you hop frog face!Copy !req
344. Ganon you fiend!Copy !req
345. Leave him alone!Copy !req
346. Haven't you done enough?Copy !req
347. Of course not.Copy !req
348. Yum!Copy !req
349. Eaaah!Copy !req
350. What did I just do?Copy !req
351. I ate two red deelers, yucko!Copy !req
352. I don't think I can
handle this frog lifestyle.Copy !req
353. Mr. Blackstone,
you gotta help me,Copy !req
354. I need help.Copy !req
355. I made Mario disappear.Copy !req
356. Disappear?Copy !req
357. Luigi didn't I warn you not to
play around with those magicCopy !req
358. words?Copy !req
359. I tried to remind him
Blackstone but he wouldn'tCopy !req
360. listen.Copy !req
361. This is no time for lectures.Copy !req
362. Luigi I want you to
repeat this words after me.Copy !req
363. Ok.Copy !req
364. Ping ping pear.Copy !req
365. Ping ping pear.Copy !req
366. Wing wing wear.Copy !req
367. Wing wing wear.Copy !req
368. Make old Mario.Copy !req
369. Make old Mario.Copy !req
370. Re-apear.Copy !req
371. Re-apear?Copy !req
372. Well I'm a
magician not a poet.Copy !req
373. I don't
care if it rhymes.Copy !req
374. Please.Copy !req
375. Please.Copy !req
376. Oh!Copy !req
377. Mario are you alright?Copy !req
378. Yea, no thanks to you.Copy !req
379. Thanks to Blackstone.Copy !req
380. Hey no problem boys.Copy !req
381. Well, have you
learned a lesson Luigi?Copy !req
382. Oh yea I sure have Blackstone.Copy !req
383. I mean it really hurts when an
invisible brother has a meanCopy !req
384. left hook.Copy !req
385. What I said you gave
me—Copy !req
386. 'Til next time everybody!Copy !req
387. Do the Mario!Copy !req