The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! 1x3

Directed by Dan Riba

Robert Remus as Sgt. Slaughter • Joseph S. Griffo as Mini Mario

Koopa the Kid has kidnapped the Princess and hidden her in the Old West, and when Mario and Luigi ride into town to save her they find Koopa has branded them wanted outlaws with rewards on their heads.

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1. Hey Paisanos, it's the Super Mario Bros Super Show!

2. Now let me see here, if I move my bishop four and queen six,

3. no, no, no because if I do that,

4. then I won't be able to move this one here.

5. But then again, if I move that one here then I can move this

6. one here.

7. Yo Edison, ho!

8. Is there not a blackout in the Bronx you should be taking

9. care of?

10. Well I have a move here.

11. I know, but we haven't got all day.

12. Okay, here it is.

13. That's it?

14. That's my move.

15. After all that planning, that's your move?

16. That's it.

17. I've finally got you, Edison.

18. Aha!

19. That's it?

20. That's it That's your move?

21. That's it?

22. Check mate.

23. I just beat you, look at that.

24. One of these days, I'm going to...

25. I see check mate, I see.

26. Oh sure, just keep eating.

27. I mean after all, let nothing bother that beautiful girlish

28. figure of yours.

29. I'm coming!

30. I'm coming!

31. Oh, Hi squirt.

32. Who are you?

33. A sad-eyed orphan, no parents, no brothers,

34. no sisters.

35. Just me and my shadow.

36. What a sad story.

37. Come in, sweetheart.

38. Oh please, come on into my house.

39. Listen squirt, you don't happen to have a name,

40. do you?

41. Patty, the sad-eyed orphan.

42. Oh!

43. Mario, Mario, come here.

44. We have a guest.

45. This is my brother Mario.

46. Mario, this is Patty, the sad-eyed orphan.

47. Nice to meet you Patty, the sad-eyed orphan.

48. Where are you from?

49. Oh, I've been drifting for about six months.

50. Yes, living off of the land.

51. Life is tough when you don't have any parents to love and

52. take care of you.

53. No one even cares that today's my birthday.

54. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.

55. Wipe away those tears, little one.

56. We'll throw you the best birthday party you've ever

57. seen.

58. You mean it?

59. With birthday cake and party hats and noise makers and a

60. VCR and a high definition colour TV monitor?

61. Hey, that's asking a lot, kid.

62. We're just plumbers.

63. Alright, alright, Patty.

64. We'll see what we can do.

65. We'll cover it.

66. Plumber's log number 2237, we were in the land of damsels in

67. distress and knights in shining armour.

68. The legendary Cramalot.

69. I sure hope Mervin the Magician can help me free my

70. people from the evil King Koopa.

71. We don't even know if this guy's for real or not.

72. Hey, that buzz is for real.

73. Must be a bee hive nearby.

74. And when there's bees, there's ravioli smothered in honey.

75. Those aren't bees!

76. They're Beezos bandits.

77. Beezos away!

78. Huh!

79. Take that, you Beezos bozos.

80. Look out, they're coming back!

81. Beezos, be gone.

82. Abracadabra, buzz off!

83. Phew!

84. With magic like that, you must be Mervin the Magician.

85. At your service, princess.

86. Wait until you see my neato magic cave and my shtick with

87. a crystal ball.

88. It was King Koopa who sent the Beezos bandits after you.

89. Cramas here in Koopalot?

90. I mean, Koopa's here in Cramalot?

91. I mean, sheesh.

92. Let's split this place.

93. What's that crud Koopa doing here?

94. I'll show you.

95. Just cross your fingers that my aerial is hooked up.

96. When the old king died, Koopa moved into his castle and

97. crowned himself king.

98. Now I can spread my evil meanness all over Cramalot.

99. That Koopa's a clog in the drainpipe of happiness.

100. Is there anything we can do to help?

101. Yep, I looked it up in the magician's handbook.

102. "One special person can bounce Koopa off his throne but first

103. "he must pass a test no man has ever passed before.

104. "Whoever is to free our land must first pull the golden

105. "plunger from the sacred sink of Cramalot.

106. Cash city!

107. That plunger's made of solid gold.

108. One thing about Cramalot, we're not chintzy.

109. Whoever pulls out that plunger will be crowned our real king

110. and become powerful enough to drive Koopa away.

111. Mervy, old pal, your problems are solved.

112. I've been unclogging sinks since I was knee-high to a

113. tortellini.

114. Stand back, gang.

115. The sink hasn't been built that Mario can't unclog.

116. Whoa!

117. Ahh!

118. Hey, pies plumbing hero guy.

119. Dust off the crown and call out the town.

120. Cramalot has our new king.

121. ] So, Mario thinks he's king of Cramalot?

122. That impudent little faucet fixer!

123. How dare he?

124. There's only one king of Cramalot and who is that?

125. Uh, can you give me a hint?

126. He's sitting right here on this throne.

127. Hmm, well gee, maybe you'd better get off him.

128. I'm talking about me, you know nothing nincompoop!

129. Yes, your royal Koopaness.

130. You're the most kingliest Koopa that ever Kooped in

131. Cramalot.

132. It's time to eat that pasta-eating plumber and his

133. friends not to crowd the Koopa.

134. Sound the Koopa Troopa attack.

135. ] Yay!

136. Isn't this exciting, Mario?

137. We're going to crown you king.

138. Before you crown me, how about a celebration snack?

139. I could really go for a mozzarella milkshake.

140. Don't celebrate yet, you sewer scrubbing loving losers!

141. It's King Koopa and his army of Koopa Troopas!

142. Oh no!

143. We're trapped!

144. I'll save us!

145. I wouldn't do that if you value the princesses' beauty.

146. Give me that plunger!

147. When I get through with you lasagne loving losers,

148. you'll wish you never came to Cramalot.

149. Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn.

150. Take it easy, Luigi.

151. Things could be worse.

152. We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed.

153. How could things be any worse?

154. Well for one thing, the ceiling could lower until it

155. flattens us like a pizza.

156. Very uncool, dudes!

157. The ceiling is lowering.

158. Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like

159. rats.

160. We've gotta get out of here.

161. Hey, I've gotta think of another way things could be

162. worse.

163. Mario, please!

164. Don't say another word.

165. This time it looks like we're done for.

166. If only Mervin were here!

167. Yes, there's never a wizard around when you need one.

168. Mervin, where have you been?

169. Sorry, I had to buy new batteries for my magic staff.

170. You wouldn't believe those lines at the checkout counter.

171. Never mind that, just get us out of here before we're

172. turned into mush macaroni!

173. Phew!

174. That was close.

175. I didn't think we had a mushroom's chance in a frying

176. pan.

177. Where are we?

178. This is the forest of perpetual night and terrible

179. dangers.

180. Look, over there!

181. There's a hand coming out of the water,

182. and it's holding a plumber's snake.

183. That's no ordinary plumber's snake.

184. That's Excalibur, the mightiest tool of good deeds

185. in all the realm.

186. Whoa!

187. Whoa!

188. Look!

189. He's become a Super Mario.

190. Mario, Excalibur has made you the most powerful crusader in

191. all of Cramalot.

192. Congratulations, kiddo.

193. You must now face Koopa and drive him from the land.

194. Lead on, Mervin.

195. With this magic plumber's snake,

196. I'll knock Koopa for Aruba.

197. Catch that!

198. It's Cramalot Castle!

199. How are we ever going to get inside?

200. Hmm, ahh!

201. Whoa!

202. Umph!

203. Luigi...

204. you have to swim across the moat and let down the

205. drawbridge.

206. Me?

207. But, but I can't!

208. I'm going to have a baby!

209. Eh, it was worth a try.

210. Watch out for killer Trouter Fish!

211. This is the most glorious day of my Koopa career.

212. At last I'm king, king of all Cramalot!

213. You're not king.

214. You're nothing but a crowned kyping Koopa.

215. Cursed crocodiles!

216. It's that pepperoni plumber!

217. And his plumber's helpers.

218. That's right, Koopa.

219. I'm gonna clean your pipes.

220. I'm bad!

221. We'll see about that.

222. Seize them!

223. Here come the Koopa Troopas!

224. Let's turn them into Koopa Droopas!

225. Huh?

226. Ahh!

227. It's no use, Koopa.

228. When we plumbers run into trouble,

229. we've gotta flush it out.

230. Easier said than done, macaroni mouth.

231. You can't escape that easily, you sinister slime bag.

232. Whoa!

233. What's green and scary and covered with meat sauce?

234. I don't know.

235. What?

236. A Koopa that's landed in deep spaghetti.

237. Cut the cord and fight, faucet face.

238. Oww!

239. Koopa, you're the meanest, ugliest lizard that ever

240. slimed its way across Cramalot.

241. Flattery will get you nowhere.

242. Trying to fly the coup, eh Koopa?

243. Thanks, Koopa!

244. This duelling makes me work up quite an appetite.

245. There, that's the last of those grimy green

246. good-for-nothings.

247. Drats, you pasta brained plumbers have foiled my plans

248. again.

249. That's the way the meatball bounces.

250. Then as the old saying goes, he who Koops and runs away,

251. lives to Koop another day.

252. He's escaping into a warp zone!

253. Miserable minestrone, the Koopa's got away again.

254. Yes, but Cramalot's seen the last of him.

255. ] Mario, thanks to you and your brave buddies,

256. Koopa has been chased from Cramalot.

257. Eh, it was nothing.

258. Nothing?

259. It was plum fantastic, and Cramalot's people want you to

260. stay here and be the king.

261. King?

262. I always wanted to be king.

263. I accept.

264. I crown you Royal Mario.

265. Hey, what's this thing?

266. Your new exercise machine.

267. Whoever becomes king of Cramalot must be trim as a

268. lion.

269. No more pasta for you.

270. On second thought, Mervy old pal,

271. I don't think I'm cut out to be king.

272. Arrivederci, King Mervin!

273. Oh I tell you, I love the colours.

274. This ought to do it.

275. Beautiful, beautiful.

276. Uncle Mario, can I possibly get some more popcorn?

277. Sure Patty, as soon as I blow up this balloon.

278. I want it now!

279. Or I'll start crying.

280. You know, Mario, she's kind of fresh for a sad-eyed orphan,

281. isn't she?

282. Yes, those are the beadiest little sad eyes I've ever

283. seen.

284. Mmhmm.

285. I got it, I got it.

286. Patty, there you are.

287. Your mother and I have been worried sick about you.

288. We gave at the office.

289. Mother and father, forget about it.

290. Patty said she was an orphan.

291. Orphan?

292. That's a new one.

293. Last week she was telling people we were lost in space.

294. Oh, are you having a party?

295. It's so festive.

296. Well, you know, it was supposed to be a birthday

297. party, a surprise party, for Patty,

298. you know, the little sad-eyed orphan who never had a

299. birthday party before.

300. Oh, that's terrible.

301. Patty!

302. Let's not waste any more of these kind plumbers' time

303. dear.

304. Patty!

305. Patty, you get here this instant.

306. Young lady, when we get home, you are going to your room

307. until the end of the century.

308. Who are you?

309. My pre-orphan parents told me never to talk to strangers.

310. You know very well who we are.

311. Now how could you do such a cruel thing to this to Mario

312. and Luigi?

313. Now apologize at once.

314. Sorry, Luigi.

315. Sorry, Mario.

316. Ah, that's alright, Patty.

317. Say listen, we've still got all the decorations up,

318. right?

319. Plenty of cake and ice cream.

320. And some expensive presents hidden somewhere?

321. Why don't we have a party and celebrate a happy family

322. reunion, huh?

323. Please dad?

324. It's gotta last me until the end of the century.

325. Well, okay.

326. Alright, I love parties with happy endings.

327. Yay, let's party.

328. Till the next time everybody!

329. Do the Mario!