The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! 1x29

Directed by Dan Riba

Koopa has imprisoned the Fire God of Lavalava Land and forces the natives to sacrifice the Princess Toadstool to the local volcano.

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1. Hey Paisanos, it's the Super Mario Bros Super Show!

2. Would you believe Lyle Alzado is coming over here for lunch?

3. Yeah, it's going to be great.

4. Yeah, it's going to be great.

5. You get it.

6. Hello, Mario Brothers Plumbing.

7. You clog 'em, we clear 'em.

8. Yes?

9. Hey, Marianne.

10. Marianne and Luigeena.

11. No, hang up.

12. Yes, Marianne, guess what?

13. Yes, Lyle Alzado is coming over here.

14. No!

15. That's right, I'm serious.

16. We fixed his kitchen sink this morning,

17. that's right.

18. So we invited him over here for lunch.

19. Marianne, hello?

20. You numb-skull!

21. You rolly polly!

22. You stunada!

23. I don't want you telling them that Lyle Alzado is coming

24. over there.

25. You know Marianne and Luigeena are nuts about this guy.

26. But I forgot.

27. Alright, okay, okay, you forgot.

28. Okay look, the only thing we can do now is make sure we

29. keep them out of muscle touching range.

30. Alright?

31. Plumber's log number 437, we arrived in a dry and deadly

32. desert on a lumpy camel.

33. We were in search of the legendary Aladdin's lamp.

34. Princess Toadstool needed its magic to free her people from

35. King Koopa's evil clutches.

36. Mama mia, we should have rented a camel with air

37. conditioning.

38. Water!

39. Water!

40. I'll even settle for some meat sauce.

41. Hey, a water fall!

42. Ah, a nice cool shower.

43. Ah!

44. Yuck, camel slobber.

45. Mario, it's a mirage.

46. The sun's hot boiled your brain.

47. Guys, control yourselves.

48. We've got to ignore all these mirages or we'll never find

49. Aladdin's lamp.

50. Too bad we've gotta ignore that swimming pool.

51. A swimming pool?

52. Where?

53. Whoopee!

54. Last one in is a rotten fungus!

55. Ah!

56. It's a trap.

57. It's a trampoline.

58. Whoa!

59. No!

60. It's a palace with a slip top roof.

61. Ah, it appears I have visitors dropping in

62. Splendid, once again my fake swimming pool trick worked.

63. Where are we and who are you?

64. My dear, I am the magnificent Sultan Pasbah. This is my

65. luxurious palace where you and your companions will be my

66. miserable slaves forever.

67. That's a generous offer, Pas old pal,

68. but we'll pass.

69. Guard, throw them in the slave quarters but bring me

70. the pretty one.

71. I guess he means her.

72. These priceless jewels are yours when you join my harem.

73. Me join a harem?

74. Me join a harem?

75. Oh, give me a break.

76. Harems are from the stupid olden days.

77. I like the stupid olden days!

78. Besides, you have no choice.

79. Yeow!

80. Lay off, bud.

81. I get your, oww, point.

82. Look at that loot.

83. Diamonds, gold, rubies.

84. It must be worth over $100.

85. We lucked out, Luigi.

86. Feast your eyes on Aladdin's lamp.

87. When the guard falls asleep, we'll swipe it and use its

88. magic to escape and free the princess.

89. It's pretty thick glass but this baby has cut through some

90. pretty tough pizzas.

91. So what's all the magic mumbo jumbo about that lamp?

92. What do you do, pull a rabbit out of it?

93. Come on, Luigi, don't you know the legend of Aladdin?

94. There's a powerful genie inside and he can—

95. Stop flapping your lips.

96. Someone's coming!

97. Sire! Sire!

98. Sire, the princess is impossible.

99. Sire, the princess is impossible.

100. She refuses to wear the harem veils and roller-skates.

101. No matter, I've tired of the wench.

102. I already placed an ad in the Harem Recycler offering her to

103. the highest bidder.

104. You're selling the princess?

105. Quick, we've gotta find a safe place to make this lamp work.

106. Mario, don't try to kid me.

107. How could a genie be in that lamp?

108. See for yourself.

109. All I've got to do is rub it.

110. Oww!

111. You've got some nerve.

112. What are you bothering me for?

113. This better be important.

114. Are you really magic?

115. I mean, really magic?

116. Are you a genie?

117. Hey stupid, what else could I be cooped up in this cramped

118. lamp?

119. Oww!

120. Hey, looks out you rubbed out the wrong way.

121. Terrific, a lousy lamp stuck on my foot.

122. I hope you're satisfied.

123. Didn't mean to bother you, ma'am,

124. but we need your magic to—

125. Ah!

126. There's a fungus among us.

127. Your genie better have some super magic.

128. Some creep just arrived to buy the Princess.

129. A creep named King Koopa.

130. I'll give you three urns of dried dates for her.

131. That's my final offer.

132. I won't take less than 54 urns of chopped chicken liver.

133. Oh mighty genie of the lamp, more beautiful than baked

134. lasagne, more desirable than pepperoni,

135. I humbly beg you to save the princess.

136. Stop whining, I'll see what I can do.

137. I'll catch a magic spell.

138. P-yew!

139. What's that awful odour?

140. Yuck!

141. You made a magic smell.

142. So I goofed.

143. Well, you don't have to make a stink over it,

144. you know?

145. Oh no!

146. Koopa flew the coup.

147. Help!

148. ] You're mine, Princess.

149. All mine!

150. Prepare yourself for a long tortuous journey,

151. princess.

152. Where are you taking me?

153. Far, far away where you butinsky buddies can never

154. save you.

155. Koopa's getting away.

156. We'll never catch him on foot.

157. We need your hocus pocus.

158. Can you make us fly?

159. Fly?

160. Do you know what a drain that is on me?

161. No problem, any train you've got,

162. we can fix.

163. We're plumbers.

164. Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with

165. a gold coin.

166. Now you're talking.

167. Eenie Meanie Miney Mo, make them fly,

168. I need the dough.

169. Hey, how did I do that?

170. I've got an idea.

171. Let's check out one of those used flying carpet lots.

172. Talk about economy class!

173. I think I see Koopa's carpet way over there.

174. Oh boy, full speed ahead!

175. Humph!

176. Watch it.

177. Where'd you learn how to drive,

178. huh?

179. You'll never get away with this.

180. Au contraire.

181. My evil scheme is right on schedule.

182. Soon we'll be flying over some nasty quicksand and that's

183. where I'll bid you adieu.

184. Whoa!

185. Not so fast!

186. Not so bumpy!

187. Hey, not so high!

188. I don't know what's worse, the backseat driver or the

189. front seat driver.

190. There's Koopa, up in the clouds.

191. We'll sneak up on him.

192. Yeah, but if Koopa sees us, we're goners.

193. He won't see us.

194. I've got a Koopa-proof plan.

195. Toad, start shaking the carpet.

196. What was that?

197. What was that?

198. Oh, it was just me.

199. I guess this high altitude is giving me a teeny cold.

200. If the altitude's bothering you,

201. I can take care of that pronto.

202. This is where you get off.

203. Oh no!

204. Quicksand.

205. She can't save her kingdom from there.

206. Now to pull the rug out from under those Marios.

207. ] Gotcha!

208. Koopa, where's the princess?

209. She's playing in the sand.

210. Help!

211. Help

212. We'll save you!

213. Oh no you won't!

214. Hello?

215. Pidgit Express?

216. This is King Koopa.

217. Send me a dozen Pidgits, pronto!

218. Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone.

219. Help! Help!

220. Help!

221. Whoa!

222. Not so fast!

223. Not so low!

224. We're coming princess, keep your chin up.

225. Thanks guys, that sand was the pits.

226. Pidgits!

227. I've had enough!

228. I've had enough!

229. This is where I get off!

230. It's no use.

231. A pidgit's favourite food is carpeting.

232. Hey, I just remembered.

233. I speak Pidgit.

234. Pidgit, pidgit, pidgit...

235. Pidgit, pidgit.

236. Pidgit?

237. Pidgit!

238. Pidgit, Pidgit, pidgit.

239. What did you tell them?

240. I told him if he wants really yummy carpet,

241. to head for Koopa.

242. Stop, stop you stupid Pidgits!

243. I'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers.

244. A Koopa never forgets!

245. ] Watch where you're driving!

246. Too fast!

247. Oh, too slow!

248. I'm gonna make your life miserable,

249. you reckless reptile!

250. They really deserve each other.

251. Where next, Princess?

252. How about a carpet cleaner?

253. I hate to leave, but we've got to go out and get some

254. refreshments.

255. Alright, well give me the list.

256. Two pounds of grapes, two pounds of figs,

257. 4,000 tangerines.

258. 4,000 tangerines?

259. Lyle, he's a big guy.

260. Let's he doesn't show up early but more importantly,

261. let's hope our stupid cousins don't show up.

262. Come on.

263. Go.

264. Close the door, huh?

265. Okay, I've got you covered.

266. Mario and Luigi?

267. Are you here?

268. I know I'm a little early.

269. They probably just went to get some refreshments and I'll

270. just make myself at home.

271. Ah.

272. It's him!

273. Oh, I'd recognise those muscular shoulders,

274. that muscular neck and that muscular hair anyway.

275. Wowie!

276. Mario and Luigi?

277. Oh, no, no, no.

278. We're Luigeena and Marianne, we're the cousins.

279. Yes, don't we look just like them?

280. Everybody tells us so.

281. What we look like is the Looney Tunes.

282. I'm out of here.

283. No, no, no.

284. We'll find Mario and Luigi for you,

285. just a minute.

286. Luigeena, hit the road.

287. Wait a minute, how come I always get the dirty work,

288. huh?

289. Tell me about yourself, Lylesy Wilesy.

290. So cute.

291. So Lyle, why don't you watch me dance?

292. Nah, I ate recently.

293. Let's just watch the next Legend of Zelda.

294. I don't mind.

295. This is the Triforce of Wisdom,

296. Link.

297. The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.

298. Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land

299. forever.

300. You must help me, Link.

301. Hey, for you Zelda, anything.

302. Let's go!

303. What?

304. You're supposed to be guarding the Triforce.

305. Well, excuse me, Princess.

306. I—

307. Zelda!

308. Hey!

309. She's being attacked.

310. Wait here, Sprite.

311. Yahoo!

312. Guys, it's been a blast but you're going home.

313. Your foot is sort of on my leg.

314. Tell me something I don't know,

315. Lyle you big and handsome hunk.

316. It's smelly!

317. Lyle, hey geez, you got here early, huh?

318. Luckily you're not too late.

319. Marianne, good to see you. Get lost.

320. Luigi, can I talk to you?

321. Sure.

322. What's going on here?

323. Lyle, I'm sorry.

324. Mario and I went for refreshments.

325. I got back as soon as I could.

326. Yes, well I met your cousin.

327. Yes, well I'm sorry about that.

328. Luigeena went to look for Mario and you.

329. I'm starting to get worried.

330. I'd better go look for them.

331. Oh, good idea Marianne and while you're up there,

332. check out Alaska.

333. Lyle, don't forget tonight about the dancing.

334. Dancing?

335. Hey, Lyle, wow, I can't believe it.

336. This guy's a legend.

337. Lyle, good to see you.

338. Yes, well it's nice to see you in pants.

339. Yo Mario, Marianne and Luigeena were all over this

340. poor guy.

341. I got here just in time.

342. Could you please excuse my dumb cousins,

343. Lyle?

344. Yoo-hoo, Lyle!

345. Lylesie, we have to say goodbye.

346. Goodbye?

347. I thought you wanted to go dancing.

348. Oh no, we just spotted Mel Gibson and we're going to

349. track him home.

350. Phew!

351. Lucky break, huh Lyle?

352. Hey, what's wrong?

353. I was looking forward to going dancing.

354. The nerve of that Mel Gibson, taking my girls.

355. You're such a kidder, Lyle.

356. Whoa.

357. Until next time, everybody.

358. Do the Mario!