1. Hey Paisanos, it's the
Super Mario Bros Super Show!
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2. Okay it's going to go
right here. Hold this.
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3. That's it, tighten it up.
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4. It's in, yes.
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5. Oh no.
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6. Okay, give me the wrench.
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7. Mario!
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8. Mario!
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9. Mario, talk to me.
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10. Mario, talk to me.
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11. Talk to me.
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12. Ahh!
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13. Okay, you're
going to be—
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14. Ahh!
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15. Sit down, brother.
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16. You're going to be alright.
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17. Ahh!
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18. Okay, lie down.
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19. Don't go anywhere.
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20. Ahh!
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21. There it is,
hairy, happy, hairy,
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22. head.
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23. Take it easy, I've
got help on the way.
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24. Take it easy, I've
got help on the way.
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25. Ahh!
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26. Hello, hello, is this
Dr. Sigmund Fruitcake,
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27. the noted head doctor?
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28. It is?
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29. Oh, good, thanks.
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30. Look, my brother just
hit himself on the head.
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31. Could you come right over?
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32. You can?
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33. Thanks a lot, doc.
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34. Great service!
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35. Achtung!
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36. I am Sigmund Fruitcake,
the noted head doctor.
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37. I got here as
quick as I could.
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38. Oh boy, I love
making head calls.
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39. Oh, oh, this is a
very unusual head.
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40. Aside from the obvious
ugliness and the hairiness of
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41. this head, I do
not see a problem.
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42. Thank you very much,
doctor, but you see,
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43. this ugly, hairy head
is not the problem.
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44. It's my brother.
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45. He got hit in the head
and he thinks he's a bird.
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46. A bird?
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47. Ah, pish posh!
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48. It's no problem.
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49. Many people,
maybe two or three,
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50. they dream and the fantasise
about flying around like a
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51. bird but it is a
perfectly normal thing to do.
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52. Yes, yes.
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53. Really.
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54. Oh God, thanks doctor.
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55. What a relief.
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56. Ah, don't mention it.
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57. Squawk!
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58. Squawk!
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59. Dr.
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60. This man, he
really has a problem.
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61. But you said
everything was okay!
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62. Plumber's log number 603.
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63. On our way through
the Linguini Empire,
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64. the emperor invited us to
attend a benefit spaghetti
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65. dinner to raise money
for orphaned mushrooms.
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66. Hey Luigi, can't you get
any more speed out of this old
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67. tub?
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68. Keep your moustache on, Mario.
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69. We'll be on time
for the dinner.
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70. The emperor must
be a wonderful man.
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71. I can't wait to meet him.
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72. I can't wait to meet
all of that spaghetti.
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73. Guess who's coming
to dinner, Tryclydius?
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74. The Marios.
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75. Mash them, stomp
them, crush them.
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76. Don't let them see
you, snake breath.
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77. I want them to
walk into my trap.
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78. Mash them, stomp
them, crush them.
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79. Why do I have to give you an
order three times before it
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80. sinks in?
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81. I don't know, ask him.
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82. I don't know, ask him.
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83. I can't let you ninnies ruin
my plan to get the Marios out
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84. of the way.
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85. Mash them, stomp
them, crush them.
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86. Get back here,
you stupid serpent.
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87. See?
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88. We're here ahead of time.
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89. We've got a half
an hour until chow.
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90. Half an hour?
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91. I could starve by then?
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92. Huh?
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93. Earthquake!
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94. Run for your lives!
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95. You must be the
guests of honour.
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96. Excuse my brother.
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97. He gets nervous around guys
six times bigger than him.
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98. Are you the emperor?
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99. No, I'm Brutius
Maximus Grouchimus,
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100. guardian of the coliseum.
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101. Follow me.
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102. I'll bet no one tries to
sneak in without a ticket.
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103. There may not be
anything to sneak into.
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104. The orphans' benefit
dinner may be cancelled.
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105. No spaghetti?
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106. No spaghetti!
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107. We've got a plumbing problem
in the catacombs under the
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108. coliseum, unless it's fixed.
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109. We can fix anything if
there's spaghetti involved.
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110. Great.
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111. Guard, take Princess
Toadstool and this creature—
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112. Hey, watch that
creature stuff!
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113. Ah!
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114. On second thought, creature
does have a nice ring to it.
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115. Take them on a
tour of the coliseum.
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116. Ah, we're in luck.
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117. Here's the emperor now.
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118. Wonderful.
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119. I want to thank him for
being so kind to the mushroom
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120. orphans.
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121. Nice to meet you,
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122. your majesty.
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123. Hmm, I've been so
looking forward to your visit.
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124. King Koopa!
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125. No, Emperor Augustus
Septemberus Octoberus Koopa to
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126. you, my little prisoner.
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127. I'm gonna see how my good
buddies Mario and Luigi are
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128. doing.
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129. You aren't going
nowhere, fungus.
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130. That's what I said.
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131. I aren't going nowhere.
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132. Fungus.
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133. Right, fungus.
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134. He, he, he, sorry I
forgot that part.
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135. A spaghetti dinner to
help orphaned mushrooms,
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136. indeed.
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137. Wait until Mario and
Luigi find out about this!
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138. They're gonna find
out about it right now,
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139. bright eyes.
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140. In the meantime, let me make
you both comfortable.
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141. This is some
place, huh Luigi?
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142. This is some
place, huh Luigi?
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143. It's some place but I
don't know what place.
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144. This is the place
where we capture you.
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145. Oh!
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146. See Luigi?
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147. This is the place
where they—
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148. Capture us?
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149. Hey, shut up your
face one second.
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150. Whoa!
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151. He's too busy, eating Mario.
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152. He's your kind of horse.
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153. Hmm...
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154. Giddy up,
chow hound!
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155. Whoa!
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156. Mario, we've got trouble.
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157. That was some trick, Mario.
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158. How about doing another trick
and getting me some more oats?
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159. Sorry, but I'm out of oats.
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160. No oats?
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161. No work.
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162. Sorry, fat boy.
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163. Run for it, Luigi.
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164. They're gonna catch us, Mario.
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165. Just what the doctor ordered!
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166. A secret escape door!
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167. ] There's no escaping
the great Augustus Septemberus
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168. Octoberus Koopa.
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169. Welcome to my
spaghetti dinner,
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170. faucet freaks.
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171. It don't look good
for the good guys.
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172. And now I'd like to introduce
you clog heads to my gladiator.
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173. Fight him and win and
you go free.
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174. I think you are
the most evil,
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175. despicable reptilian
individual I've ever known.
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176. Why, thank you, princess.
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177. Bring on my champion.
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178. What's it going to
do with that net,
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179. Mario?
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180. He's not going
fishing, that's for sure,
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181. Luigi.
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182. You go that-a-away,
I'll go this-a-way.
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183. Whoa!
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184. Help!
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185. Now, Luigi!
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186. Now, Luigi!
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187. Get them!
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188. Get them?
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189. Get them!
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190. Whoa!
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191. Hey, that's my brother
Mario, you three-faced double
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192. crosser.
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193. Enjoying the show, Princess?
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194. It's awful, just awful.
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195. Aww, it's be over soon.
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196. Tryclydius is gonna make
minced Mario meat out of those
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197. two wrench heads.
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198. I've gotta get
Luigi out of that net.
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199. Ahh!
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200. I gotta tell you, Luigi, I'm
working up one big appetite.
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201. So is he.
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202. We can't keep this
up forever, Mario.
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203. There are too many of them.
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204. I mean, him.
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205. Wait a macaroni minute.
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206. I've got an idea.
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207. Dance, Luigi.
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208. Have you lost your noodle?
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209. Dance!
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210. DANCE!
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211. Huh?
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212. I'll take that one.
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213. No, that one.
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214. I've got them.
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215. No, the other one.
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216. Hey!
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217. What?
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218. Your champion
looks dizzy, Koopa.
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219. Not for long, Princess.
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220. Three heads are
better than two.
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221. We did it, Luigi!
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222. It can't be!
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223. They defeated my champion.
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224. And now you've
got to let them go.
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225. That's what you think.
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226. Bruitus, release the lions.
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227. But you promised!
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228. One of the nice things about
being evil is...
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229. you get to lie
a lot.
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230. We've got no chance
against these lions,
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231. We've got no chance
against these lions,
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232. Mario.
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233. Wait a sec.
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234. Okay, you guys are supposed
to be king of the beasts,
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235. right?
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236. You got it, you chubby
little chunk of lunch meat.
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237. If you're really kings,
you'd be having an emperor for
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238. dinner instead of
two measly plumbers.
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239. He's got a point, Harry.
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240. Come on, I'll help you sink
your teeth into some delicious
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241. Koopa meat.
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242. Come now, be a
good girl, Princess.
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243. Duck, Princess!
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244. Huh?
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245. Ceseranimo!
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246. Wow!
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247. Yeow!
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248. Now this is
what I call a meal.
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249. Now this is
what I call a meal.
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250. Yeow!
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251. You Marios haven't seen
the last of King Koopa.
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252. Hey Koopa, slow down.
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253. We're hungry!
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254. Take it easy, folks.
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255. Don't crowd.
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256. Plenty of
spaghetti for everyone.
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257. One gold coin admission.
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258. That's right, help
the mushroom orphans.
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259. Koopa should have stuck with
the spaghetti dinner idea in
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261. Yummy!
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262. And we've made more than
enough money to build the
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263. orphanage.
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264. Look at these guys eat, Mario.
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265. Maybe we should stay here and
open a spaghetti restaurant.
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266. Hey, Luigi, you
want to get to work?
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267. Break time's over.
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268. I'm so starved I
could eat a horse.
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269. Or a plumber.
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270. One extra big plate of
spaghetti coming right up.
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271. Now what's the
problem, Luigi?
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272. You get me up in the
middle of the night.
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273. You get me up in the
middle of the night.
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274. You dial 976
dial-a-shrink or something?
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275. No, no, no, no, Dr. Fruitcake,
you must come back and see
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277. But Luigi, my chicken therapy,
it was a stunning success.
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278. Your brother is no longer
under the illusion that he is
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280. I know, but
that's the problem.
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281. What?
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282. What?
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283. I don't understand.
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284. No doc, now my poor brother
Mario thinks he's a monkey.
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285. Could you hold
on a minute, doc?
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286. Mario, Mario, Mario!
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287. Mario, would you
get down from there!
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288. So, what is it that
you want me to do,
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289. Luigi?
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290. You want that I should revert
Mario just back to plain,
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291. vanilla Mario?
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292. No, no, not exactly, doc.
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293. I'd sort of like him
back to being a chicken.
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294. Why?
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295. Well to be honest with
you, we could use the eggs.
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296. Thanks I needed that.
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297. Bonzo and I will
be right back.
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298. Here, have a banana and watch
some scenes from the next
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299. Legend of Zelda.
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300. This is the
Triforce of Wisdom,
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301. Link.
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302. The evil wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.
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303. Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land
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304. forever.
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305. You must help me, Link.
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306. Hey, for you Zelda, anything.
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307. I could have sworn
I heard a scream.
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308. Huh?
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309. Ahhh!
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310. Sprite!
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311. My gosh!
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312. My room!
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313. My life!
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314. Do something.
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315. Ahh!
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316. Ugh, argh!
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317. Urgh, ah!
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318. And now to mop up.
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319. You silly chimp chicken!
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320. You stop with the
monkey business.
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321. Oh, that was just some
psychiatric Looney Tunes
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323. I find that it relaxes the
patients and personally,
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324. I like that joke very much.
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325. Excuse me doc, but I've got a
Rhode Island Red for a brother
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326. and you're making
with the jokes.
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327. You're absolutely right.
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328. But seriously folks, it is a
pleasure to be back here in
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surf meats the plumbing.
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330. Oh, this is a
very tough room.
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331. Oh, this is a
very tough room.
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332. Alright Mario, I'll
tell you what we will do.
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333. We will use thought
transfer therapy.
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334. I want... we will take the
thoughts that are in your mind
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335. and we will send
them, ah, who cares?
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336. Wherever they go,
we will send them.
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337. Alright, I want that you
should repeat after me.
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338. I am not a chicken.
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339. Nien, nien, I
am not a chicken.
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340. Say it.
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341. I am not a chicken.
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342. Now, I am not a monkey.
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343. I am not a monkey!
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344. I am not a monkey.
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345. [Dr. ] I
think that you are cured.
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346. Oh, thanks doc!
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347. Well no more
problems around here.
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348. Almost
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349. Well, I tell you
what you should do.
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350. Take $10 off of my bill.
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351. Until next time, everybody.
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352. Do the Mario!
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