The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! 1x27

Directed by Dan Riba

Ed Metzger as Einstein • Phillip Clark as Computer Voice (voice)

When Princess Toadstool's chief spy (James Blond) is zapped by Koopa, Mario and Luigi turn secret agent.

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1. Hey Paisanos!

2. It's the Super Mario Brother's Super Show!

3. Yo, Mario!

4. Come on!

5. If we don't start fishin' right now,

6. we're never gonna get home in time for the Plumber's Hoedown

7. tonight.

8. Hey, did you remember the bait?

9. Of course.

10. I've got it right here.

11. Egh, this is disgusting.

12. Oh don't worry about it the fish will love it Luigi.

13. You know what I can't understand?

14. What happened to cousins Luigi Bob and,

15. Mario Joe?

16. I mean they're not here yet.

17. Ahh I'll tell ya, I'm gonna leave them a note here and

18. tell them where we went.

19. Good idea.

20. Ok.

21. Ahhh!

22. Ah don't be such a scarecrow!

23. Alright come on Mario, let's go,

24. let's hit the road.

25. You carry, the wonderful disgusting mess.

26. Come on, the fish are waiting.

27. I can't wait!

28. Here we come fish!

29. Howdy do!

30. Anybody home?

31. Luigi, Mario, anybody home?

32. Oh I reckon there's some kind of note down yonder.

33. I believe you're right Mario Joe,

34. let's see what we got here.

35. Ahh!

36. Eh city crow.

37. Let me see, dear Mario and Luigi Bob,

38. sorry we missed you, but went fishing.

39. Make yourself at home.

40. Make ourselves at home?

41. Yeeee-haw!

42. Fiddles!

43. Wa-hoo!

44. Yahoo!

45. Yo, yo!

46. Plumber's log number 230.

47. It wasn't the best way to start the day;

48. Koopa had captured us, and locked us in his dungeon.

49. And it's gonna get badder, before it gets better,

50. faucet freaks.

51. You don't scare me, ya big windbag!

52. Uh, Toad?

53. Take it easy.

54. Come on Koopa stoopa!

55. I'm not afraid!

56. Whaddaya think of that?

57. I think it's time you joined the rest of the Mushroom,

58. people as a rock!

59. Yeoooow!

60. No!

61. Leapin' lasagna!

62. Oh no!

63. Poor Toad!

64. And he ain't the only one going bye bye!

65. I'm gonna turn those two fat little plumbers,

66. into two flat little plumbers.

67. Oh no, please, let them go!

68. I-I'll do anything you want King Koopa.

69. Anything!

70. Anything?

71. Like marry me?

72. Marry you?

73. With you as my bride, I'll be the legal ruler of the

74. Mushroom Kingdom!

75. It's the only thing I need to accomplish total victory.

76. Don't do it, Princess!

77. We'll get you out of this.

78. Somehow.

79. We will?

80. Ok, ok, I'll do it!

81. I knew I was irresistible.

82. If you promise to free the Marios and restore Toad and my

83. Mushroom people to life!

84. Tell ya what, I'll restore Toad and your people before

85. the wedding, and free the Marios after.

86. Deal?

87. Ok, it's a deal.

88. Whoa!

89. Yipes!

90. Oof!

91. Huh?

92. Take the Princess to the great hall,

93. and spread the word!

94. We're gettin' married in the morning!

95. This is awful!

96. We gotta get outta here and stop that crazy wedding!

97. Exactly right, Luigi!

98. And what do plumbers do best, next to fixing pipes?

99. Dig!

100. Yeooow!

101. The lucky Princess Toadstool's gonna get me as her handsome

102. husband.

103. If I figured right, this tunnel will lead us straight

104. to the Princess.

105. And if you figured wrong?

106. You had to ask.

107. Oh!

108. This better fit!

109. Oh it will!

110. You'll make an awesome groom your Royal Repulsiveness.

111. Hey you!

112. Put together a band!

113. A loud band!

114. The louder the better!

115. And you!

116. Make up a guest list.

117. Invite all my friends to the wedding!

118. Uh, friends?

119. Uh, what friends?

120. Well, there's a, nah, nah.

121. How about the... um.

122. Alright invite my mother, she'll show up for the cake.

123. I can't get married in this jacket!

124. ] You're not getting married,

125. period!

126. And why is that, my beautiful betrothed?

127. You haven't released Toad and my Mushroom people like you

128. promised!

129. Oh alright, keep your crown on.

130. You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?

131. Well?

132. What are you waiting for?

133. Set my people free.

134. Whoa!

135. Princess!

136. What happened?

137. You don't wanna know.

138. We've been diggin' a long time,

139. Mario.

140. Don't worry Luigi.

141. This is the right way, I got an instinct about these

142. things.

143. Don't do it Princess!

144. Don't marry Koopa, I'd rather be a rock!

145. But what kind of princess would I be if I didn't save my

146. people?

147. Or try to free Mario and Luigi?

148. I can't let you go through with this!

149. Get that little toadstool outta here before I get sick!

150. Oh Toad!

151. Goodbye Toad!

152. Goodbye my people!

153. Goodbye and good luck!

154. Leapin' lasagna!

155. We're not even in the castle anymore!

156. Hey!

157. It's Toad and the Mushroom people!

158. Koopa let them go!

159. Which means, he kept his promise!

160. Now the Princess has to marry Koopa!

161. Koopa keep a promise?

162. No way!

163. Look!

164. What're you doin' snake breath?

165. Doin' what I do being really bad!

166. I'm rockin' ya, back to sleep!

167. Uh oh!

168. Run!

169. That fang faced, two timing, double crosser!

170. Whoa!

171. Yikes!

172. You're not gonna get away with—

173. Correction stone face, I just got away with it!

174. You there!

175. Troopas!

176. Take this rock pile back inside the castle.

177. I don't want the Princess to find out what I did to her

178. people 'til after our wedding!

179. What a rotten reptile!

180. He broke his promise to the Princess!

181. Yeah!

182. Now what do we do?

183. We go tell the Princess and stop the wedding!

184. That's what!

185. And exactly how do we get inside the castle?

186. Relax Luigi.

187. I got a brainstorm!

188. What do you want?

189. We're caterers and—

190. Caterers? We don't need no stinkin' caterers!

191. I told ya it wouldn't work.

192. Plumbers never give up Luigi.

193. Open up!

194. We got bug soup here!

195. Special for King Koopa's wedding!

196. Bug soup?

197. Why didn't ya say so?

198. I don't believe they fell for the old bug soup trick!

199. Worry about it some other time.

200. We gotta save the Princess, remember?

201. No, no, no!

202. Put some feeling into it!

203. Some romance!

204. Some—

205. Koopums!

206. Koopums!

207. Sweet little baby!

208. You're makin' Mama soooo happy!

209. Ow!

210. I'm glad Mama.

211. What took ya so long to find a nice girl,

212. and settle down anyway?

213. So this is the lucky bride.

214. I want you and my little Koopums to spend your

215. honeymoon with me.

216. A-a honeymoon?

217. Oh yes!

218. I live in the foulest, smelliest swamp in seven

219. worlds.

220. You'll love it!

221. Poor dear, she's overcome with joy.

222. Hold it right there, you guys!

223. Don't we know you?

224. Hooray!

225. Patty cake, patty cake, Pasta Man.

226. Give me pasta power as fast as you can!

227. Let's make plumber tracks!

228. Yeow!

229. Ooh ow!

230. ] Holy macaroni!

231. We're lost inside this cockamamie castle again!

232. We'll never find the Princess!

233. Luigi!

234. You're sitting on Toad!

235. Huh?

236. Oh, sorry Toad.

237. This is great Luigi!

238. It is?

239. Sure!

240. Toad knows his way around the castle.

241. All we gotta do is find Koopa's magic scepter!

242. Turn Toad back into Toad, and he'll lead us straight to the

243. Princess!

244. Both of ya, follow me!

245. Gee.

246. Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches!

247. That was the wedding cake.

248. We must be getting close!

249. If we ever get out of this Toad,

250. I'm putting you on a diet.

251. The cake's here Koopums!

252. The bride's here, and so is the minister!

253. So how come you're not dressed yet,

254. ya bad, little boy?

255. Yes Mama!

256. Right Mama!

257. Sorry Mama!

258. If that jacket's not ready Mouser,

259. I'll turn you over to Mama!

260. Koopa's in there.

261. I'm gonna get his magic scepter and turn Toad,

262. back into himself!

263. I don't care if ya turn him into ravioli!

264. Just get him off my back.

265. All right!

266. Lookin' good, your royal Koopaness!

267. ] Koopums!

268. We're waiting!

269. I'm coming Mama!

270. That's just what the plumber ordered.

271. Super Mario, and Super Luigi!

272. About time!

273. I was tired of being a rock.

274. Whew.

275. Not as tired as me.

276. Whoops!

277. It burned out.

278. Forget about that!

279. The wedding is starting!

280. We gotta save the Princess!

281. Lead us to the wedding Toad!

282. It's gotta be in the great hall.

283. This way!

284. Uh, do you, Princess Toadstool,

285. take this regal reptile, for your husband?

286. Don't forget our deal Princess;

287. I kept my promise to free your people,

288. now you keep yours.

289. Ok.

290. Alright.

291. I—

292. ] Stop the wedding!

293. Ahhhh!

294. Princess!

295. Koopa fibbed!

296. He turned all your people back into rocks!

297. You double crossing fibber!

298. I'll never marry you, ever!

299. Whew.

300. Someday you'll get what you deserve!

301. ] You ungrateful child.

302. Now I'll have to tell all the relatives that,

303. stupid Koopums is still a bachelor!

304. Koopums!

305. Yes, Mama?

306. Go sit in the corner for six days!

307. Hey cousin Mario, yo what they call this,

308. stuff they got on top of the pizza?

309. Pepperoni.

310. Pepperoni?

311. Where's that from?

312. A little tiny animal about that big.

313. Not kidding, what they call that?

314. Nickaroonie.

315. What in tarnation do you expect that is?

316. Well I don't really know, do you reckon we should find out?

317. Hm.

318. I think I reckon so.

319. Come on in!

320. Howdy there, is this here the Mario Brothers' sink fixin'

321. shop?

322. Well, you see what I need to do,

323. is to get me a brand spankin' new,

324. store bought faucet assembly.

325. Have you all got one?

326. Well, I don't know you see we ain't—

327. We ain't exactly sure

328. if we've got one down here ma'am.

329. Oh I guess I'm just plumb outta luck.

330. Oh no we'll help ya Miss!

331. Well please, just call me Ellie Mae,

332. but I didn't catch your name.

333. Oh well ma'am, I-I-I'm Luigi see ain't nothin' funny on the

334. end or nothin' like Bob or nothin' like that,

335. just plain old Luigi.

336. Yes ma'am.

337. And I'm Mario, just Mario, we're the Mario Brothers

338. Plumbing, and we're here to take care of all your plumbin'

339. needs!

340. Yes ma'am.

341. Well you're just the kind of plumbers I'm looking for:

342. country bumpkins.

343. Thank you.

344. Are you fellas gonna be ready to go anytime soon?

345. Like this week?

346. Yup.

347. We're takin' the kids to the next Legend of Zelda.

348. Hoo-ee!

349. You're just about the cutest little fella I've ever seen.

350. What do y'all call him?

351. Zeke. Mook.

352. Well, I want to thank you fellas for goin' to make a

353. house call.

354. But are you sure you all done a bunch of plumbing before?

355. Yes ma'am, we're up on all the fancy new,

356. thingamajigs.

357. Shucks ma'am, we'd be more than happy to be fixin' your

358. sink.

359. Oh isn't that sweet.

360. I'll tell ya what, when y'all are finished,

361. why don't we just get you to stay over and we'll just have

362. an old fashioned possum dinner?

363. Hoo-ee!

364. Phew.

365. Well, let us to it ma'am.

366. Lead on.

367. Ok well, while y'all work, I'll just bake up a fresh

368. peach cobbler.

369. Alright, I feel like I've died,

370. and gone to heaven.

371. Hoo-ee, hoo!

372. What a day, I mean this was great.

373. Great time.

374. Sheesh I loved it.

375. What do I tell you those rat fish were really jumpin'

376. today.

377. Yea?

378. We would've got a heck of a lot more if you hadn't eaten

379. all the bait.

380. Hey I was hungry.

381. You were hungry?

382. He he.

383. Hey, Mario, all I know is, that I am ready,

384. to shake it up at the Plumber's Hoedown tonight.

385. All the prettiest girls in Brooklyn are gonna be there.

386. Hey looks like Luigi Bob and, Mario Joe didn't make it huh?

387. Well, I'll tell you the truth it's just as well.

388. I mean Mario, if they had been here,

389. we would have to take them with us to the dance tonight.

390. And with those hick cousins of ours,

391. hey hey, we'd never have a chance to get any of the

392. pretty girls.

393. Oh boy yea, can you imagine those two guys,

394. thinkin' that they're anything like us?

395. They don't have a, je ne sais quoi.

396. Whatever.

397. 'Til next time everybody!

398. Do the Mario!