The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! 1x25

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You'd think a King would be safe standing on top of his own castle. But not when Ganon has managed to capture a flying Unicorn!

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1. Hey Paisanos!

2. It's the Super Mario Brother's Super Show!

3. ] Nothing like shaving, my favourite mug,

4. haha.

5. Whilst using my favourite shaving mug,

6. whilst preparing my favourite spaghetti sauce.

7. Mario?

8. Mario I've asked you a hundred times please do not jump rope

9. in the apartment with your boots on.

10. Mario?

11. Yo!

12. Geez I forgot, Mario went to the store.

13. Oh boy.

14. Magic!

15. Magic Johnson!

16. How you doing?

17. Hi, I accidentally did a triple-double-skyhook-ally-

18. - hoop-slam-dunk-jam on my old high school trophy.

19. Can you fix it?

20. Are you kidding me?

21. I can fix that faster than your fast break.

22. Wow now that's fast, see you in a couple hours.

23. Alright Mag, see you later!

24. Magic Johnson, whoa!

25. Finally, a big time repair job.

26. I must have a trophy repair manual somewhere.

27. It's somewhere I'll find it.

28. Luigi!

29. Luigi I'm home!

30. Where's that Luigi?

31. Here I am Luigi.

32. Boy oh boy I'm telling ya, good plumbers don't leave a

33. mess like this look at all this stuff laying,

34. this is crazy.

35. A mess like this my brother I gotta make him clean up I keep

36. tellin' him.

37. Messy stuff junk laying on the... into the furnace with you.

38. Plumber's log, number 697.

39. Pirate waters, in a Pirate World.

40. On our way back to Princess Toadstool's castle,

41. we hired on as deckhands on the only ship willing to sail,

42. these dark and treacherous waters.

43. Avast tharr me buckos.

44. Huh?

45. I told you to peel those potatoes,

46. not to turn 'em into strings!

47. We're making spotatoghetti, sir.

48. Oops!

49. Sorry Captain Clump.

50. Watch it, ya mushheaded matey.

51. Why did I ever let You dinghies man my ship?

52. Yeah, why did ya?

53. My real crew deserted.

54. Every sailor in the Caribbean is scared to death of

55. Blackbeard Koopa.

56. Did you say Blackbeard Koopa?

57. Aye.

58. He's the plug ugliest pirate who ever scuttled a ship and

59. stole a treasure.

60. Great!

61. And we thought a nice boat trip would keep us safe from

62. Koopa.

63. No one's safe from Blackbeard Koopa,

64. matey.

65. No one.

66. Great time for a snack everyone,

67. except for the storm coming.

68. Storm?

69. What storm?

70. There's not a cloud in—

71. The sky.

72. Ohhh!

73. ] Who turned off the lights!

74. Ooof!

75. ] Mama mia!

76. ] Holy calamari.

77. What do you see Mario?

78. I see we should've stayed in Brooklyn!

79. ] Blackbeard Koopa's flag!

80. And Blackbeard Koopa's pirate ship!

81. And Blackbeard Koopa himself.

82. Well, well, well.

83. Look what the tide washed up: the muttonhead Marios and that

84. miserable little Mushroom.

85. Ah, and the Princess, what perfect plunder for a pirate.

86. I gotcha now you stupid jellyfish.

87. Surrender!

88. Surrender to a black-hearted scoundrel like you?

89. Never!

90. Maybe we should take a vote on that Captain.

91. Fire a warning shot.

92. On second thought, blow the plumber boys and the princess

93. right off the boat.

94. Bob-ombs away!

95. That way!

96. Oompf!

97. That wasn't very nice, you puny plumber!

98. You thought you could dupe the Koop,

99. did ya?

100. What do you want?

101. Hee hee hee hee.

102. You blew that one Koopa stoopa!

103. Oh yeah ya mangy little Mushroom?

104. He who laughs last, laughs best!

105. Koopa Pirate Pack, attack!

106. Hee-ya!

107. Yeeeeeow!

108. Whoooa!

109. Ahhh!

110. Go soak your head you silly Troopa.

111. Hey!

112. Let go of me you rotten reptile!

113. Help!

114. You promised not to harm my friends if I came willingly.

115. Would Blackbeard Koopa lie?

116. Besides, you didn't come willingly.

117. Koopa gives pirates a bad name.

118. We gotta do something!

119. Hey, we could sing!

120. ] It's pirate party time!

121. I'm really not dressed for the occasion.

122. I left my best gown back in the castle.

123. Nonsense my dear, the party's in your honour.

124. I'm selling you to the pirate who can steal me the most gold

125. coins!

126. Leaping linguini!

127. That's a high sea!

128. Nope, it's a low ship!

129. We're sinking!

130. Shiver me timbers!

131. Blackbeard Koopa, drilled me bow full of holes.

132. That rat, I'll make him walk the plank for this!

133. That's if we don't end up as fish food first!

134. Macaroni misery Mario.

135. We're sunk!

136. Sinking isn't sunk Luigi.

137. Woah!

138. Are we sunk now?

139. Not if we jump.

140. Ya lost your landlubbin' mind?

141. We're tied to the mast!

142. Yo ho!

143. Leapin' lasagna, it worked!

144. Come on, let's get jumpin'!

145. Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.

146. Once more gang!

147. Yo ho, yo hoooo!

148. Ouch!

149. Whoaaa!

150. Quick Patches!

151. Give me one of those Starmen before these Trouters filet

152. our souls!

153. Starman, star bright, vive me Starman pasta power,

154. give me pasta might!

155. Faster than a vanishing clog!

156. More powerful than an electric drain snake!

157. It's Super Mario!

158. Shiver me timbers!

159. Yikes!

160. Creeping calamari!

161. Get lost, Trouters!

162. Way to go Mario!

163. Excuse me Captain, but we're gonna have to cast off.

164. She's not much, but she sure beats swimming.

165. ] But everyone is here in your honor my precious

166. Princess.

167. Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't fit in with this kind of

168. crowd!

169. These scurvy scoundrels won't care!

170. You're disgusting, Koopa!

171. Mean, cruel-hearted, vicious, and uncivilized.

172. Aren't I though?

173. But enough of this sweet talk.

174. Listen close you repulsive wretches!

175. It's time to play, Auction the Princess!

176. Do I hear one thousand gold coins?

177. Remember, the money goes to my favourite charity: Me.

178. Thar she be, Pirates Port.

179. Time to save the Princess, from that stoopa Koopa,

180. while I'm supa.

181. Uh oh!

182. Now how do we save her?

183. We got no ship, no cannons, no weapons.

184. We got three men, one Mushroom,

185. and a parrot against their five hundred.

186. We can't beat 'em, Mario!

187. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em,

188. then beat 'em.

189. You sure about this?

190. Sure as spumoni!

191. Don't you recognize Captain Kidder?

192. And, Long John Spaghetti!

193. Ah sure mates, sure.

194. You're-you're-you're-you're mean lookin' barnacles.

195. This'll never work!

196. Avast!

197. Back off buckswashlers!

198. Make room for the baddest pirates in the Caribbean!

199. Easy as pizza pie.

200. See if you can sneak up to the Princess.

201. Sink another ship!

202. Raid another port!

203. This princess is worth more than that measly bit!

204. Remember Luigi, you gotta act tough.

205. I'll take a milk.

206. In a dirty glass.

207. Do I hear a million gold coins for this fair maiden of the

208. sea?

209. I bid a billion!

210. A billion?

211. Ha!

212. Sold to the puny pirate with the hideous hair,

213. for a billion gold coins.

214. I'm rich, rich, filthy, stinking,

215. mouthwatering rich!

216. Huh?

217. Whoa!

218. Holy macaroni!

219. Hey!

220. Woo whoa, woo whoa!

221. You!

222. You miserable Mario Brothers!

223. Ahh!

224. Oompf!

225. Take that you black-hearted pirate!

226. Run maties, run!

227. Don't just stand there you pathetic dunderheads!

228. Let's get 'em!

229. Whoa!

230. Whoa!

231. Whoa!

232. Oompf!

233. Ahhh.

234. Wooooah!

235. I'll be back to sink yooooou!

236. We sure sent Blackbeard Koopa sailing.

237. How was I supposed to know it was a trophy?

238. Does this look like a trophy to you?

239. Well not now it don't you meatball.

240. Would you hurry up?

241. Magic is gonna slam dunk me for sure.

242. Come on Mario, come on.

243. Stay cool Luigi, leave this one to your big brother.

244. Alright.

245. Over there little brother.

246. Oh oh oh Mario, he's back.

247. Ok you fix it, I'll stall.

248. Alright do it good though.

249. Hey Magic!

250. You here to recruit me?

251. Actually—

252. Watch this.

253. Great, hey listen, is your brother around?

254. I came to pick up.

255. It won't be long now Magic.

256. Good, you got five minutes.

257. One more, over there.

258. Luigi, what should I do to stall Magic Johnson?

259. I know, show him some scenes from the next Legend of Zelda.

260. He'll love it!

261. Oh, wow.

262. This is the Triforce of Wisdom Link,

263. the evil Wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.

264. Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land

265. forever, you must help me Link!

266. Hey for you Zelda, anything.

267. Link will rescue me, he always does,

268. it's his job.

269. Link?

270. He's spider food by now.

271. Ganon put a spell on me, prepare yourself for a shock.

272. You're a frog!

273. What is this?

274. Ugly people day?

275. Buzz off Fairy or I'll use ya for bait.

276. Ganon put this spell on me, and I gotta get back to my old

277. self.

278. The cure is simple: you must be kissed by a Princess,

279. of her own free will.

280. You call that simple?

281. Do you know how long I've been trying to get Zelda to kiss

282. me?

283. And that was when I didn't look like a frog.

284. I sure hope Zelda'll do it; I don't want to be a frog

285. forever!

286. Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry,

287. I remember exactly what the trophy looked like.

288. Ahh, all done.

289. Whoa!

290. Player of the Year?

291. It looks great Luigi!

292. It does doesn't it?

293. Wow.

294. Guys, guys, I really got to get rollin'.

295. Ok Mag, we're comin', we got it.

296. Wait 'til you see this.

297. Here you go big guy, good as new.

298. Yea, just like new, but it's not my trophy.

299. It's not?

300. No, I didn't bring my Player of the Year trophy,

301. I brought my bowling trophy.

302. Oh no.

303. Look Mag, I can't lie anymore, something happened to your trophy.

304. What?

305. Maybe you should sit down and—

306. Yea, why don't you have a little spaghetti sauce it'll help

307. relax ya.

308. Hold on a minute I'll get it.

309. I get it, you're just kidding me right?

310. Yea right we're kidding.

311. There it is, how'd you get it so shiny?

312. I used it to stir the spaghetti sauce.

313. Ahh, just a little magic of our own.

314. Hahaha.

315. You guys are champs, this bowling trophy is my

316. favourite.

317. How much do I owe you?

318. Oh hey, no charge for you Mag.

319. Wow, thanks guys.

320. Later.

321. Phew.

322. Well, gotta finish my shaving where's,

323. my favourite shaving mug?

324. Uh ohhhh!

325. Uh oh?

326. Oh hey it's for you, player of the year.

327. My shaving mug?

328. 'Til next time everybody!

329. Do the Mario!