1. Hey Paisanos!Copy !req
2. it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!Copy !req
3. ]
Alright, ok, ok.Copy !req
4. Alright, alright.Copy !req
5. Ok I'll get this one.Copy !req
6. Alright.Copy !req
7. Ok.Copy !req
8. There we go, all the
valves are tightened.Copy !req
9. Tightened?Copy !req
10. I thought we were
loosening them.Copy !req
11. I'll finish up over
here you go get the phone.Copy !req
12. Alright.Copy !req
13. And put it on speakerphone.Copy !req
14. What do you mean speakerphone?Copy !req
15. I fixed it special just push
the third pepperoni from theCopy !req
16. right.Copy !req
17. Mario Brothers
Plumbing, you block 'em,Copy !req
18. we clear 'em!Copy !req
19. Mario Brothers atten-hut!Copy !req
20. Oh, it's that bully
Sergeant Slaughter.Copy !req
21. I heard that,Copy !req
22. drop and give me ten!Copy !req
23. Ok Serg, we're doing them.Copy !req
24. Stupid speakerphone.Copy !req
25. You'd better have my
steam cabinet fixed.Copy !req
26. I'm stuck in traffic
on the Brooklyn Bridge,Copy !req
27. but I'm taking a shortcut,
and I'll be right there.Copy !req
28. How can you take a shortcut
off the Brooklyn Bridge?Copy !req
29. The guy's a goof.Copy !req
30. It's helps if you have
a Sherman Tank, bozo!Copy !req
31. It's as ready
as it'll ever be.Copy !req
32. Alright I'll go
check on the pizza.Copy !req
33. That Sergeant Slaughter's
a pretty tough customer,Copy !req
34. I'd better check
this baby out.Copy !req
35. I'd better check
this baby out.Copy !req
36. As you were troop!Copy !req
37. As I was, was pulling a
pizza out of the oven.Copy !req
38. Proceed on schedule dough boy.Copy !req
39. Hut to, hut to,
double time it!Copy !req
40. Meanwhile, I'll
check this baby out;Copy !req
41. see how she works.Copy !req
42. I don't like the way
this thing is thumping.Copy !req
43. Why don't you come up
here to the kitchen?Copy !req
44. You can hardly
hear it from here.Copy !req
45. Sounds good over here.Copy !req
46. ]
Plumber's log number 1061.Copy !req
47. Evil King Koopa had
grabbed Princess Toadstool,Copy !req
48. and hidden her away
in the Wild West.Copy !req
49. "Wanted dead of alive:
Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid."Copy !req
50. Hey Mario, I told you
we shouldn't have come!Copy !req
51. This place is full
of dangerous outlaws!Copy !req
52. Hey, that's you guys!Copy !req
53. Us?Copy !req
54. Ahh!Copy !req
55. " 10,000 gold pieces."Copy !req
56. Ten-thousand gold pieces?Copy !req
57. I'm taking you crooks to jail.Copy !req
58. And that there
gold to the bank.Copy !req
59. Hang on!Copy !req
60. Don't you want to read the
part about how dangerous weCopy !req
61. are?Copy !req
62. You?Copy !req
63. Ha!Copy !req
64. I'll show you dangerous!Copy !req
65. Mario!Copy !req
66. It's getting
sticky, do something!Copy !req
67. Hey cactus!Copy !req
68. In your face pardner!Copy !req
69. I don't get it.Copy !req
70. You guys aren't crooks, how
come your pictures are on thatCopy !req
71. wanted poster?Copy !req
72. Must be Koopa's idea.Copy !req
73. When we find where
he's hiding the Princess,Copy !req
74. you can ask him.Copy !req
75. ]
Mario, Luigi, help!Copy !req
76. You'll never see those
pipsqueak plumbers again;Copy !req
77. I put prices on
their heads, he he he,Copy !req
78. and a posse on their tails.Copy !req
79. Your kingdom
will never be free,Copy !req
80. and you'll spend the rest of
your life crawling at my feet.Copy !req
81. I'll leave the
crawling to you,Copy !req
82. you repulsive reptile!Copy !req
83. Then there's
breakfast, lunch and dinner,Copy !req
84. for the rest of the week.Copy !req
85. I'll drop by in a few weeks
to accept your surrender.Copy !req
86. Starve well my
pretty Princess!Copy !req
87. When I get my hands on that
King Koopa I'll fix his wagon!Copy !req
88. Hey, what's the matter
with King Koopa's wagon?Copy !req
89. Is it broken?Copy !req
90. ]
No it's just fine.Copy !req
91. And it's waiting for
you, criminal vermin!Copy !req
92. Mouser!Copy !req
93. Sheriff Mouser to you,
you despicable villains.Copy !req
94. Villains?Copy !req
95. Yo!Copy !req
96. I never villain nobody.Copy !req
97. I'm uh—Copy !req
98. Under arrest,
apprehended and busted.Copy !req
99. First you have to catch us.Copy !req
100. After them feather brains!Copy !req
101. They're getting away!Copy !req
102. Oh no!Copy !req
103. End
dend!Copy !req
104. I mean, dend dead!Copy !req
105. I mean gee, we're trapped!Copy !req
106. ]
Check out those
logs, we'll leap frog across.Copy !req
107. I'm no frog, I
can't even swim.Copy !req
108. Then we'll leap Mushroom.Copy !req
109. You-you-you leap, I'll look!Copy !req
110. The varmints went that-a-way!Copy !req
111. Get 'em!Copy !req
112. You'd rather stay here?Copy !req
113. Yipes!Copy !req
114. Whoa!Copy !req
115. Whoaaaa!Copy !req
116. If they can do it, so can I.Copy !req
117. Uh, I mean you.Copy !req
118. Posse charge!Copy !req
119. Ahhhh!Copy !req
120. ]
Those pesky
plumbers got away!Copy !req
121. You buck toothed bumble head!Copy !req
122. You're a disgrace to
rodents everywhere!Copy !req
123. You put those
drain drips in prison,Copy !req
124. or I'll lock you up instead!Copy !req
125. Don't worry King Koopa ha,
I'll get every bounty hunterCopy !req
126. in the territory after them.Copy !req
127. ] Oh no!Copy !req
128. Sherriff Mouser's raised
the reward for our capture!Copy !req
129. ] For 30,000 gold pieces,
I might think about turningCopy !req
130. you in.Copy !req
131. Hey, look over there!Copy !req
132. ] "Help!"Copy !req
133. Help who?Copy !req
134. ] Who's "me"?Copy !req
135. ] It's
Princess Toadstool,Copy !req
136. let's go!Copy !req
137. Princess Toadstool must be
inside.Copy !req
138. ] Hold it
right there varmints!Copy !req
139. Reach for the
sky you varmints!Copy !req
140. Not now you ratfink,
you'll get the reward later!Copy !req
141. You think I carry
that much cash?Copy !req
142. I told you later!Copy !req
143. Partners, I think it's
time to head for the hills.Copy !req
144. ] Whoaaa!Copy !req
145. Yipes!Copy !req
146. Hey look!Copy !req
147. Free Italian food, let's eat!Copy !req
148. Excuse me paisano, we'd like
three orders of free spaghettiCopy !req
149. to go.Copy !req
150. ] How about—Copy !req
151. ] To stay,
as my prisoners!Copy !req
152. ] Princess Toadstool
can forget about a rescue.Copy !req
153. I got her budinski
buddies all Koopered up.Copy !req
154. Looks like we're facing 20
years of bread and water.Copy !req
155. Not me!Copy !req
156. My stomach would
never speak to me again.Copy !req
157. Listen, I got a plan.Copy !req
158. Water!Copy !req
159. WATER!Copy !req
160. Ok, which one of you plumb
scum keeps yelling he's dyingCopy !req
161. of thirst?Copy !req
162. Him!Copy !req
163. Tough tortellini,
this is my water.Copy !req
164. Patty cake, patty
cake, pasta man.Copy !req
165. Give me pasta power
as fast as you can.Copy !req
166. Hey!Copy !req
167. What are you loonies up to?Copy !req
168. Pasta power!Copy !req
169. Hey!Copy !req
170. What's the big idea?Copy !req
171. Sorry Sheriff, it
was an accident.Copy !req
172. ] Yeah, I mean
we're so thirsty,Copy !req
173. we don't know
what we're doin'.Copy !req
174. I'm warning you jailbirds,
don't let it happen again.Copy !req
175. Right on paisano!Copy !req
176. Alright, yea!Copy !req
177. Give me a shot of low fat.Copy !req
178. Bob-ombs.Copy !req
179. Just what we
need for the break!Copy !req
180. You'll get a bang out
of this Sheriff Mouser.Copy !req
181. If Toad doesn't get
us out of here soon,Copy !req
182. I'm gonna eat this mattress!Copy !req
183. ] Bombs away!Copy !req
184. Yo!Copy !req
185. I need a doctor.Copy !req
186. I need a pizza.Copy !req
187. Stop them!Copy !req
188. Stop those horse thieves!Copy !req
189. You're right Toad, this is the
mine where Princess ToadstoolCopy !req
190. was sending us smoke signals.Copy !req
191. Gee I hope we can find her,
beforeCopy !req
192. the Sherriff's posse
finds us.Copy !req
193. ] Someone's
bricked up the mine.Copy !req
194. I'll bet this is
where King Koopa,Copy !req
195. is keeping the Princess!Copy !req
196. We can use those bomb
plants to get inside.Copy !req
197. Hey, hey fellas, look!Copy !req
198. Egg melons.Copy !req
199. Luigi!Copy !req
200. You're standing too close!Copy !req
201. Get back!Copy !req
202. Yipes!Copy !req
203. Wake up Luigi!Copy !req
204. The only time
plumbers sleep on a job,Copy !req
205. is when we're
working by the hour.Copy !req
206. Oh, thanks Mario, but
I can't breath in here.Copy !req
207. I'm a gondola!Copy !req
208. That's a goner,
spaghetti head.Copy !req
209. Goner?Copy !req
210. Oh no!Copy !req
211. Hang in there little brother,Copy !req
212. Mario will get ya some fresh
air!Copy !req
213. Yipes!Copy !req
214. Now we're all gondolas!Copy !req
215. Now linguini lips, we'll see
who's really the fastest gunCopy !req
216. in the west.Copy !req
217. Cheep, cheep.Copy !req
218. At the cheep of six, draw!Copy !req
219. Cheep, cheep, cheep.Copy !req
220. Counting cheaps
always puts me to sleep.Copy !req
221. Cheep...Copy !req
222. cheep...Copy !req
223. Gotcha!Copy !req
224. That's only five.Copy !req
225. You cheated!Copy !req
226. Like my grandfather
Poopa la Koopa always said,Copy !req
227. "cheat, beat, and be merry."Copy !req
228. You won't cheat
your way out of this!Copy !req
229. Come on guys, I'll bet
the smoke's cleared.Copy !req
230. Let's find the Princess.Copy !req
231. Mamma mia!Copy !req
232. I knew we should
have looked here first.Copy !req
233. ] How nice of you to
drop in on Princess Toadstool.Copy !req
234. How are you gonna get
out now, drain-o brains?Copy !req
235. Now I got you pipesqueaks
just where I want ya!Copy !req
236. Water!Copy !req
237. I hear water.Copy !req
238. Quick Luigi, it's
time for plumbing power!Copy !req
239. There's more than one
way to get rid of pests!Copy !req
240. Ready Luigi?Copy !req
241. Waiting and rilling.Copy !req
242. I mean uh,
raiting and willing.Copy !req
243. I mean, ohh just flush!Copy !req
244. Cool it Koopa!Copy !req
245. Whoa!Copy !req
246. Look out!Copy !req
247. Oof!Copy !req
248. We're free!Copy !req
249. How can I thank you?Copy !req
250. That's easy, I can
think of seven ways.Copy !req
251. Seven?Copy !req
252. Yea!Copy !req
253. Spaghetti, ravioli,
macaroni, tortellini,Copy !req
254. moscachelli, linguini,
and garlic ice cream.Copy !req
255. Mmmm.Copy !req
256. Oh, good!Copy !req
257. Oh, good and hot.Copy !req
258. Whoa.Copy !req
259. Huh?Copy !req
260. Alright dough boy!Copy !req
261. Why I
oughta...Copy !req
262. kidding, just kidding.Copy !req
263. This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,Copy !req
264. the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.Copy !req
265. Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this landCopy !req
266. forever, you
must help me Link!Copy !req
267. Hey, for you Zelda?Copy !req
268. Anything!Copy !req
269. Ahh!Copy !req
270. Huh?Copy !req
271. Ahh!Copy !req
272. The Triforce of Wisdom!Copy !req
273. Mine, at last!Copy !req
274. Ugh, ugh.Copy !req
275. Huh?Copy !req
276. Come on Link!Copy !req
277. My kind of girl;
completely crazy!Copy !req
278. Wahoo!Copy !req
279. Ok that's better.Copy !req
280. That's how I like
to start a morning.Copy !req
281. ]
498, 499, 500.Copy !req
282. At ease troop.Copy !req
283. It must be some kind
of communist plot.Copy !req
284. How do ya figure that Serg?Copy !req
285. It's in the red zone.Copy !req
286. Scalding hot, that's a
real soldier's steam cabinet.Copy !req
287. I guess it's ok, except
for that thumping sound.Copy !req
288. Oh yea, but even that's
getting smaller Serg.Copy !req
289. Don't just stand there
troop, load it on the tank!Copy !req
290. And move out
smartly, I'm double parked.Copy !req
291. Double parked?Copy !req
292. Yea, I parked a tank
on top of a Chevy.Copy !req
293. Boy was that driver mad, I
thought she'd never stopCopy !req
294. yelling.Copy !req
295. Double time.Copy !req
296. I'm gonna kill that
Mario running off like this.Copy !req
297. I'm so mad I'm
ready to explode!Copy !req
298. I'll show you explode!Copy !req
299. If I get my hands
on that Sergeant,Copy !req
300. I'll whittle him down to size!Copy !req
301. Mario, stop kiddin'
around and stand up!Copy !req
302. I am standing!Copy !req
303. Mamma mia!Copy !req
304. What am I gonna tell Mama?Copy !req
305. Look at you!Copy !req
306. For cryin' out loud!Copy !req
307. 'Til next time everybody!Copy !req
308. Do the Mario!Copy !req