1. Hey Paisanos!Copy !req
2. it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!Copy !req
3. Yea, that oughta do it,
just wrap this around here.Copy !req
4. Boy that was the
worst leak we ever fixed.Copy !req
5. You're not kidding.Copy !req
6. Come in!Copy !req
7. Could that... is it?Copy !req
8. Hello there, is this the
residence of Mario and Luigi?Copy !req
9. Yes it is your
Extreme Rolly Pollyness.Copy !req
10. Wow!Copy !req
11. The Imperial Pooper, from
the Grand Order of Plumbers!Copy !req
12. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
13. None other.Copy !req
14. Oh, we'll unclog
drains both day and night,Copy !req
15. stuffed up toilets
cause no fright!Copy !req
16. We'll stop all
drips within the hour,Copy !req
17. restore hot water,
for you to shower.Copy !req
18. Very good!Copy !req
19. You may rise, oh loyal
servants of the sinks.Copy !req
20. Thank you.Copy !req
21. Oh great Imperial Shortness,
to what do we owe our eternalCopy !req
22. gratitude for your
great presence here?Copy !req
23. Yea, what's the big idea?Copy !req
24. Proclamation.Copy !req
25. It is with immense pleasure
that I do hereby decree,Copy !req
26. Mario and Luigi, have been
chosen by the Grand Order ofCopy !req
27. Plumbers, to be
Plumbers of the Year.Copy !req
28. Us!Copy !req
29. Us?Copy !req
30. Plumbers of the Year?Copy !req
31. None other.Copy !req
32. Oh your Grand Imperialness,
this is a dream come true!Copy !req
33. Not only that, it's
an honour and a half!Copy !req
34. Of course.Copy !req
35. Before I can award you, the
Plumbers of the Year trophy,Copy !req
36. I must conduct the
imperial investigation;Copy !req
37. just a routine inspection,
to confirm that you meet theCopy !req
38. Grand Order, of Exacting
Standards of Excellence.Copy !req
39. Oh no problem your
Extreme Cleanliness.Copy !req
40. When is this investigation?Copy !req
41. Now.Copy !req
42. Now!Copy !req
43. Yes, if you are truly worthy
of being Plumbers of the Year,Copy !req
44. you have nothing
to worry about,Copy !req
45. nothing to worry about,
nothing to worry about.Copy !req
46. Plumber's
log, number 704.Copy !req
47. Our adventure loving group,
had arrived in Victoria;Copy !req
48. land of mystery,
cloaks and daggers,Copy !req
49. and screams in the night.Copy !req
50. We have come to
seek, the help,Copy !req
51. of the greatest
detective of all time,Copy !req
52. Herlock Solmes.Copy !req
53. Herlock Solmes said he'd meet
us on this street at midnight.Copy !req
54. Maybe he can help us free our
people from the evil Koopa.Copy !req
55. We gotta find the dude first.Copy !req
56. This fog is thicker
than mushroom soup!Copy !req
57. Did someone say soup?Copy !req
58. I'll have mine, with a
double order of spaghetti!Copy !req
59. Gee that Mario.Copy !req
60. He can pulverize a pasta
factory and still have roomCopy !req
61. for dessert.Copy !req
62. ] Help!Copy !req
63. Huh?Copy !req
64. Whooooa!Copy !req
65. Holy ravioli!Copy !req
66. Someone's in trouble!Copy !req
67. ] Heeelp!Copy !req
68. This way!Copy !req
69. Mysterious meat sauce!Copy !req
70. Look!Copy !req
71. ] It's
Herlock Solmes' hat,Copy !req
72. and magnifying glass.Copy !req
73. But where's Solmesy-wolmesy?Copy !req
74. He must have been kidnapped!Copy !req
75. K-k-kidnapped?Copy !req
76. B-by who?Copy !req
77. That I'm gonna find out, or
my name isn't Sherlock Mario.Copy !req
78. ] That lasagna loving
lunkhead will never find usCopy !req
79. down here!Copy !req
80. And with Herlock
Solmes my prisoner,Copy !req
81. I can now commit the
criminal caper of the century!Copy !req
82. You'll never get away
it Professor Kooparity.Copy !req
83. Oh no?Copy !req
84. And who's gonna stop me?Copy !req
85. I'm afraid you're all
tied up at the moment.Copy !req
86. All tied up!Copy !req
87. That's a good one, boss.Copy !req
88. Ouch!Copy !req
89. So Mr. Smarty Pants Detective,
I'll bet you can't guess whatCopy !req
90. my next caper will be.Copy !req
91. Elementary my dear Kooparity.Copy !req
92. You're going to break into the
Tower of Victoria and steal aCopy !req
93. new weapon: the Retro Reuter.Copy !req
94. Alright, which one of you
bonehead blabbermouths spilledCopy !req
95. the beans?Copy !req
96. I bet it was Mouser.Copy !req
97. Koopa Troopa's the bigmouth.Copy !req
98. You're the one you
limburger eatin' liar.Copy !req
99. It was elementary
my dear Kooparity.Copy !req
100. That's just the kind of crime
a crafty Koopa would commit.Copy !req
101. Quieeeeet!Copy !req
102. You dimwitted dunderheads!Copy !req
103. We got a Koopa
caper to commence!Copy !req
104. ] So this is Herlock
Solmes' famous home on BonkersCopy !req
105. Street?Copy !req
106. Hmmmm.Copy !req
107. What are we searchin' for?Copy !req
108. Elementary my dear fungus.Copy !req
109. A clue.Copy !req
110. Loony linguini, Mario
thinks that hat makes him aCopy !req
111. detective.Copy !req
112. Hmmm.Copy !req
113. Don't give up!Copy !req
114. A good detective
always uses his head.Copy !req
115. Ouch!Copy !req
116. Whooooa!Copy !req
117. It's a dictator machine.Copy !req
118. And
Kooparity's next move will beCopy !req
119. to steal the Retro Reuter
from the Tower of Victoria.Copy !req
120. Great garlic!Copy !req
121. The Koopa's here in Victoria!Copy !req
122. I'll bet he kidnapped Solmes!Copy !req
123. Let's catch that crummy Koopa,
and cool his cockamamie crime.Copy !req
124. ] These disguises
were a great idea boss.Copy !req
125. Of course it was a great
idea I thought of it didn't I?Copy !req
126. Only a crafty Koopa could
figure out a way into theCopy !req
127. Tower of Victoria.Copy !req
128. Great balls of cheese!Copy !req
129. Here's the Retro Reuter!Copy !req
130. Magic potion, do your stuff!Copy !req
131. With this new weapon, I'm
gonna clog every drain inCopy !req
132. Victoria and flood the
city with sewer water!Copy !req
133. Not so fast, Koopa crabapple!Copy !req
134. Rotten reptiles!Copy !req
135. It's that pasta
eatin' plumber!Copy !req
136. And his plumber's helpers.Copy !req
137. Launch, the Koopa Pack attack!Copy !req
138. Let's give
these Koopa clowns,Copy !req
139. a taste of pasta power!Copy !req
140. So, we meet again you
grouty green grease ball!Copy !req
141. Ohh!Copy !req
142. Too bad for you faucet face!Copy !req
143. Three heads are
better than one!Copy !req
144. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
145. Hold still you freaky fungus!Copy !req
146. Ahhh!Copy !req
147. Calamitous calzone!Copy !req
148. I've been disarm-eed.Copy !req
149. Time to snare these
linguini lickin' losers.Copy !req
150. Ahhhh!Copy !req
151. We're trapped, like
hairballs in a drainpipe.Copy !req
152. This time, I'm sending you
bilge brains to that greatCopy !req
153. waterworks in the sky!Copy !req
154. ] You better let
us go Proferssor Kooparity,Copy !req
155. or else!Copy !req
156. You don't scare me you
linguini lickin' losers.Copy !req
157. Uh oh!Copy !req
158. Ultra bad scene, look!Copy !req
159. ] In a few moments,
you'll be sliced salami!Copy !req
160. So long, gutted gophers!Copy !req
161. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
162. If only I could get the
meatball sandwich out of myCopy !req
163. pocket.Copy !req
164. Sufferin' spaghetti.Copy !req
165. How could you think of
food at a time like this?Copy !req
166. Elementary my
dear Luigi, watch!Copy !req
167. Whooooa!Copy !req
168. ] Mamma mia!Copy !req
169. Whoa!Copy !req
170. That was a close shave dudes!Copy !req
171. C'mon!Copy !req
172. Let's catch that crummy Koopa!Copy !req
173. The Retro Reuter's
almost hooked up boss.Copy !req
174. Soon I'll be the vilest
villain to ever victimizeCopy !req
175. Victoria!Copy !req
176. What do ya think of me
now Mr. Detective Defective?Copy !req
177. Elementary my dear Kooparity.Copy !req
178. You're a cross between a
lizard and an inferior speciesCopy !req
179. of toad.Copy !req
180. Your brain is
smaller than a peanut,Copy !req
181. you got the lowest grades in
your school and hold the worldCopy !req
182. record for flunking
kindergarten the most times.Copy !req
183. When you were little the other
Koopas nicknamed you lizardCopy !req
184. lips and never let
you play with them.Copy !req
185. You were a naughty lily
livered bullyboy and wet theCopy !req
186. bed until you were 12.Copy !req
187. Ho ho gee, he knows
you pretty good boss.Copy !req
188. Ow!Copy !req
189. Who asked you cheese breath?Copy !req
190. Ahhhh!Copy !req
191. Now get back to work, we've
got a Koopa caper to commence.Copy !req
192. How are we gonna find
old Koopa Doopa's hideout?Copy !req
193. Elementary my dear Toad,
we'll follow his trail.Copy !req
194. Look!Copy !req
195. A Koopa claw print.Copy !req
196. The search is on!Copy !req
197. Ahh.Copy !req
198. ] The Koopa claw
prints, stop at this manhole.Copy !req
199. Then down the hatch!Copy !req
200. The Retro Reuter's ready boss.Copy !req
201. Then let's sink this
city in sewer water!Copy !req
202. ] Not so fast!Copy !req
203. Hold it right
there, Koopa creepo!Copy !req
204. Rotten cheese balls.Copy !req
205. It's those pepperoni plumbers.Copy !req
206. This time you eggplant
eating idiots are too late!Copy !req
207. Koopa Pack, attack!Copy !req
208. Let's clobber these
Koopa clodhoppers!Copy !req
209. Huh?Copy !req
210. Whooooa!Copy !req
211. Oof!Copy !req
212. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
213. Ahhh!Copy !req
214. Oof!Copy !req
215. Ahhh!Copy !req
216. Oh!Copy !req
217. Take that you Koopa crackpot!Copy !req
218. Whoa!Copy !req
219. Whoa!Copy !req
220. Whoa!Copy !req
221. Whoa!Copy !req
222. ] Look!Copy !req
223. The water's draining
back into the sewers!Copy !req
224. Kooparity, your
Koopa caper is kaput.Copy !req
225. Then as the old saying goes:
He who koops and runs away,Copy !req
226. lives to koop another day!Copy !req
227. ] Whoa!Copy !req
228. He's escaping
into a warp zone!Copy !req
229. Frustratin' fettuccini,
Koopa's got away again!Copy !req
230. Yes, but it's the last time
that villain will ever visitCopy !req
231. Victoria!Copy !req
232. Thank you
for saving Victoria from thatCopy !req
233. renegade reptile.Copy !req
234. Don't mention it
detective dude.Copy !req
235. There must be some food
around here somewhere.Copy !req
236. Hmm, looks like a lunchbox.Copy !req
237. Mario!Copy !req
238. Don't put your hand in there!Copy !req
239. Chomp!Copy !req
240. Yeooow!Copy !req
241. That's the Killer
Kitty of the Kaskervilles!Copy !req
242. Pull!Copy !req
243. Pull!
Pull!Copy !req
244. This is the first time
my lunch ever took a bite,Copy !req
245. out of me!Copy !req
246. Well Mario and Luigi,
you sure run a tight ship.Copy !req
247. Thank you Your
Imperial Pooperness.Copy !req
248. It looks like you
boys truly are worthy.Copy !req
249. Congratula—Copy !req
250. Uh oh...Copy !req
251. Uh oh?Copy !req
252. Uh oh.Copy !req
253. Uh oh!Copy !req
254. It looks like your
pipe's sprung a leak.Copy !req
255. Oh no Your
Extreme Waterfulness,Copy !req
256. it's just a trickle.Copy !req
257. Yea a trickle, I'm
afraid this changes things.Copy !req
258. Apparently you don't
have what it takes!Copy !req
259. Oh oh no, I can fix
that in a minute.Copy !req
260. Watch this!Copy !req
261. The only thing that
could cheer me up right now,Copy !req
262. are some scenes from
the next Legend of Zelda.Copy !req
263. This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,Copy !req
264. the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.Copy !req
265. Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this landCopy !req
266. forever, you
must help me Link!Copy !req
267. Hey for you Zelda?Copy !req
268. Anything!Copy !req
269. Hey!Copy !req
270. Ahhh!Copy !req
271. Let me go Marblehead!Copy !req
272. Ow my toes!Copy !req
273. Ahhh!Copy !req
274. Link!Copy !req
275. Ahhhh!Copy !req
276. On my way Princess!Copy !req
277. Ahhhh!Copy !req
278. Oh!Copy !req
279. I certainly hope that
Zelda and Link get here soon.Copy !req
280. It's no good the pipe
strands are stripped.Copy !req
281. Yea, and we're all
out of putty compound.Copy !req
282. You'll never fix this
leak, it's a flood!Copy !req
283. Yea well don't panic.Copy !req
284. Mario!Copy !req
285. Get the leftover pizza!Copy !req
286. This is no time for snacks!Copy !req
287. Oh snacks, snacks.Copy !req
288. Hurry up, hurry up!Copy !req
289. Good thing we ordered
pizza with extra cheese.Copy !req
290. Ah ha!Copy !req
291. There we go.Copy !req
292. That's really impressive.Copy !req
293. I want to tell
you I'm impressed,Copy !req
294. that's remarkable.Copy !req
295. That was the most inventive
use of available material,Copy !req
296. I've ever seen a
plumber employ!Copy !req
297. Luigi and Mario, in light
of recent developments,Copy !req
298. you have demonstrated, beyond
a shadow of a doubt that youCopy !req
299. are in fact, worthy of the
title of Plumbers of the Year.Copy !req
300. And it is a great honour
that I hereby convey to you,Copy !req
301. by virtue of the power
invested to me by the GrandCopy !req
302. Order of Plumbers, a
set of steak knives,Copy !req
303. dices, hand
choppers... you see them on tv.Copy !req
304. Allow 6 to 8
weeks for delivery,Copy !req
305. I know pronounce you,
Plumbers of the Year.Copy !req
306. Thank you Oh Grand
Imperial Pooper!Copy !req
307. You are the poopiest.Copy !req
308. Oh here we go again!Copy !req
309. Hello there this is a
plumbing emergency!Copy !req
310. I'd like to order
ten pizzas to go!Copy !req
311. Right away!Copy !req
312. With cheese, with cheese.Copy !req
313. Cheese!Copy !req
314. I got it.Copy !req
315. 'Til next time everybody!Copy !req
316. Do the Mario!Copy !req