The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! 1x17

Directed by Dan Riba

The Marios seek the help of the legendary hero Hercufleas, but find it's the hero himself who needs help to recover the "Great Balls of Fire" stolen by King Koopa.

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1. Hey Paisanos!

2. it's the...

3. ] Ahhh alright.

4. Come on Mario, this is the third time this thing's been

5. in here last time it was a plumber slinky.

6. Oh a pludaris.

7. Ah pludaris, geez Mario you really know your stuff boy.

8. Oh Radigator!

9. What?

10. A horrible scary monster was chasing you through the sewer?

11. Radigator?

12. Poor guy.

13. G'day mates.

14. I thought I heard folks up this way.

15. You scared us.

16. You're a, you're a—

17. Name's Alligator Dundee.

18. I've been on a sewer safari in your local pipes;

19. I'm huntin' the most ferocious,

20. vicious, fearsome creature that I've ever encountered.

21. Now I've tracked him down here,

22. he should be attacking you gents any minute now!

23. Get outta here.

24. Right here?

25. Plumber's log number 6-2-9-4,

26. we were just a pasta noodle away from escaping,

27. King Koopa's Space Troopas, when we got nailed with a

28. lucky shot.

29. Whooaaa!

30. Yikes!

31. What a drag!

32. Ahh!

33. Umpf!

34. Let's find out where in the Mushroom Universe we are!

35. Woooooah!

36. I've got good news and bad news for you!

37. What's better than this?

38. The good news is, we're almost at the planet Quirk.

39. And the bad news?

40. Whooaaa!

41. The bad news is, we'll be making a crash landing!

42. ] We're losin' fuel.

43. ] We've lost our supplies.

44. ] My pasta, this is terrible.

45. Don't be so slow!

46. Hurry up!

47. Huh?

48. That wasn't such a bad landing,

49. but now we're floating away.

50. Probably because of the different gravity,

51. Your Hiiiiighness.

52. Forget gravity.

53. Grab me!

54. I got Luigi as an anchor.

55. And I got the toolbox.

56. Here!

57. Use these tools for balance; they'll hold you down.

58. Now all we need is fuel, supplies,

59. food, and more food.

60. Fat chance we'll find any on this deserted planet.

61. We Quirks will help you.

62. You saved us from the wicked Astro Mouser.

63. Astro Mouser?

64. 'Scuse us, sir, I thought you were the landing pad.

65. Give me your hand.

66. Grrrr...

67. Quick! Get on our barge everybody!

68. I said we were sorry.

69. It's no use, he's following orders from our wicked leader:

70. Moon Man Koopa.

71. Moon Man Koopa?

72. Grrrrr.

73. We've been hit!

74. Oh no!

75. Mayday!

76. Mayday!

77. Leapin' lasagna.

78. This whole tub is gonna sink.

79. Don't panic!

80. I'll plug the leak in two shakes of a calamari's tail.

81. And for free.

82. Don't get carried away Luigi.

83. That's what I call shower power.

84. If only our rocketship were as easy to fix.

85. You can get everything you need at our Quirk factory.

86. There's just one little problem.

87. If Moon Man Koopa catches you, he'll put you in chains,

88. boil you in oil, and enslave you for life...

89. and that's if he likes you.

90. We can only hope Astro Mouser hasn't alerted Koopa's

91. Troopas!

92. Sorry, there's the alert right now.

93. So much for hope.

94. Now how're we gonna sneak in?

95. I hope these Quirk disguises work.

96. Our own Mama Mia wouldn't recognize us.

97. Maybe we should've disguised ourselves as moon rocks.

98. Look!

99. Supplies!

100. Fuel!

101. Trouble!

102. Everybody, make like a moon rock.

103. Heeheeheehee.

104. So much for Moon Man Koopa's stoopa Troopas!

105. Now all we've got to worry about is—

106. Moon Man Koopa!

107. Yikes!

108. Oh no!

109. And his magnetic personality.

110. Mama mia!

111. We've been nailed by the tools in our pockets.

112. Gut wrenching, isn't it?

113. Hmm.

114. Stick around for the party ya honk faced Quirks.

115. This can't get much worse.

116. Oh yes it can ya little twerp; you're gonna spend the rest of

117. your lives in chains!

118. Sorry we got you into a lifetime of enslavement,

119. little pepperoni.

120. Quick!

121. Run before Koopa closes your shackles.

122. It's no use, we've always been Koopa's slaves,

123. but chains are just a new twist.

124. ] Honked noses of the world unite!

125. You have nothing to lose but your chains!

126. They'll never lose their chains because I control them.

127. Oohhhhh.

128. Electronically no less.

129. The poor Quirks, I could just cry for them.

130. You're breaking my heart Princess!

131. Now get to work!

132. Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves,

133. I got other planets to plunder.

134. There must be a way to break these chains.

135. Huh?

136. Luigi!

137. The shackles' electronics system,

138. reacts to the anvil's sound.

139. Really?

140. Yeah.

141. All together huh?

142. Yes, sir!

143. Hey, our music shorted out Koopa's electronic shackle

144. system.

145. Let's run for it!

146. ] Whew!

147. That one nearly rang our bell tempo!

148. Quick!

149. Our rocket fuel, our ravioli rations!

150. ] We've got them right here.

151. But we can't leave you chained like this.

152. No time!

153. You must escape!

154. There's no escaping from Moon Man Koopa.

155. Everybody, hurry, start paddlin'!

156. Not with tools in your pockets.

157. Quirks unite!

158. We have nothing to use but our chains!

159. Get going gang!

160. I can't look, they did that to save us.

161. Don't look, just paddle!

162. Goodbye!

163. Don't worry about us!

164. We'll be all right!

165. ] We can't leave the poor Quirks like that.

166. We won't, but first we take care of Koopa.

167. Look!

168. Luigi, take the control!

169. But it's not the time to think of your stomach now.

170. ] I'm just making spaghetti;

171. suitable for Koopa's meteoric balls.

172. I'll dispose of those fry cooks.

173. ] We're losin' marinara, not to mention momentum.

174. Full speed ahead.

175. ] Come to Koopa my little olive pit.

176. Ohhhh!

177. don't look now, but Koopa's rocket wants to eat our

178. rocket!

179. Not on my melted mozzarella!

180. Throw out everything, including the kitchen sink!

181. We've thrown out everything but our emergency pasta

182. ration.

183. I can't do it!

184. I-I can't use the last of our pasta!

185. Sorry Mario, but we've got no choice.

186. ] Now that's pasta power!

187. I'll get those Quirks for this!

188. Oh no the poor Quirks!

189. Koopa will enslave them for good.

190. ] If this worked on Koopa's shackle system,

191. maybe it'll work on his rocket.

192. We can do it, guys!

193. A-one, a-two, a-one two three four!

194. You call that music?

195. Stop that racket!

196. I hate that music!

197. I hate spaghetti!

198. I hate Quirks!

199. I hate those faucet freeaaaaks!

200. It looks like those Quirks, took Moon Man Koopa,

201. for a Galactic loopa.

202. ] Beam us down to the nearest pasta Luigi.

203. Ahh, now this here net will hold anything: from a giant

204. grizzly, down to a teenie weenie fleanie.

205. Huh?

206. I mean a flea.

207. Ohhh.

208. I wish it was just a flea, then all we'd have to do is

209. wear flea collars.

210. Hey Mr. Dundee, is there anything else we can do to

211. help?

212. Right, now listen up, I'll lure that beast out of the

213. sewer, then Mario you drop the net over the monster.

214. Luigi, you take the rope slip it over and tighten it up,

215. but be careful boys, one false move,

216. and you'll end up as a couple of monster snacks.

217. Right.

218. Alli, I got one question for you.

219. What's that?

220. Are you out of your mind?

221. Oh it's easy.

222. Oh sure.

223. Look, what does this monster look like?

224. Good point mate.

225. Just so you'll know for sure, here's what the bloodthirsty

226. beast looks like.

227. Heeey, what's the radigator doing with that bloodthirsty

228. beast?

229. ] Beats me.

230. Oh.

231. While we try to save radigator,

232. watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda.

233. Watchin' my Zelda, watchin' my Zelda,

234. you'll go a watchin' my Zelda.

235. This is the Triforce of Wisdom Link,

236. the evil Wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.

237. Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land

238. forever, you must help me Link!

239. Hey for you Zelda, anything!

240. Hang on Zelda!

241. Hold it right there Zola!

242. Your choice Zola.

243. Eat this!

244. Ahh!

245. Sooo, if things work out as I plan,

246. this could be my opportunity to capture Princess Zelda,

247. and conquer all of Hyrule!

248. Hey Luigi, what are we gonna do?

249. He's gonna capture our pal the radigator.

250. I know I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

251. Yo Alligator, what are you doing with that big letter

252. opener?

253. Well, we're gonna try and take him peacefully,

254. but if he endangers our lives...

255. I guess that answers our question.

256. Alright to your positions mates.

257. Right.

258. Now I'll lure him out with this tuna sandwich.

259. Wish me luck.

260. Alright, good luck.

261. There you go!

262. Oh boy, I hope the radigator runs away.

263. He must be the creature radigator was followed by.

264. In the darkness, radigator thought that Alligator Dundee

265. was a monster.

266. Huh?

267. There you are.

268. Here boy, eat my tuna sandwich.

269. Boy, alligator!

270. Alright mates!

271. Here we come!

272. Now Mario!

273. Ok we got him, we got him!

274. Not me mates!

275. The monster!

276. We got the real monster!

277. Right.

278. We finally figured that you were trying to capture our

279. pet.

280. ] He's known as the radigator.

281. Oh mates, if you'd had told me it was your pet in the first

282. place, I never would've tried to capture him.

283. Oh I'm a nice guy really.

284. Oh I'm sorry.

285. We're sorry.

286. Come on get up, take it easy.

287. We got you, we got you.

288. I'm just a simple Australian bloke tryin' to make it in the

289. big time.

290. I dreamed I could be famous; if I came to New York,

291. and captured a beast like the radigator,

292. and fell in love with a beautiful American woman.

293. Hey, that sounds like it would be a good movie plot.

294. Yea.

295. Movie?

296. About an Australia hunter, who comes to New York,

297. captures a beast like the radigator,

298. and falls in love with a beautiful American woman?

299. Oh, not bad, not bad.

300. Well hey.

301. Well thanks mate, maybe things'll turn out alright

302. after all.

303. Well bye now.

304. So long.

305. One thing though, I'm gonna change my name.

306. ] Really?

307. To what?

308. From now on, you can call me Radigator Dundee

309. Oh hey Radigator!

310. Ahhh!

311. Til' next time everybody!

312. Do the Mario!