1. Hey Paisanos!Copy !req
2. it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!Copy !req
3. Hey Edison, will you hook up
the power supply of my pizzaCopy !req
4. transformer?Copy !req
5. Consider it done there Mario.Copy !req
6. Okie dokie, all pizza
transforming systems are a go.Copy !req
7. Ok Edison, thanks!Copy !req
8. Yo Mario,
someone's at the door.Copy !req
9. I can't hear you.Copy !req
10. ] Oh for crying out
loud would you do me a favour?Copy !req
11. Would you shut this racket
off who can't hear anything?Copy !req
12. I said I can't hear ya.Copy !req
13. Hey Luigi, someone's
at the door go ahead.Copy !req
14. Oh very funny.Copy !req
15. Oh lighten up will ya brother?Copy !req
16. You'd think you had a
date with Cher or somethin'.Copy !req
17. Ha ha, funny funny funny.Copy !req
18. I'll miss you baby.Copy !req
19. It's Cher!Copy !req
20. Wow that awkward kid with
the braids and the braces hasCopy !req
21. really grown huh?Copy !req
22. You must have me
confused with Sonny.Copy !req
23. Hi Luigi, hi Mario.Copy !req
24. Hey, you remember us?Copy !req
25. How can I forget?Copy !req
26. My shower still runs
the dishwasher woo!Copy !req
27. Hey let's cut the small talk.Copy !req
28. I have an emergency dimple
appointment with my plasticCopy !req
29. surgeon, can you
watch my little poochie?Copy !req
30. Oh are you
kidding, for you Cher?Copy !req
31. No charge.Copy !req
32. Who said anything about money?Copy !req
33. See ya.Copy !req
34. Yo hey Cher, can I
get your autograph?Copy !req
35. Stay, stay, stay,
hey pooch stay,Copy !req
36. stay pooch, stay.Copy !req
37. Have you never seen a
pizza transformer before?Copy !req
38. Well watch.Copy !req
39. ] Uh ohhhh.Copy !req
40. Yo Mario, look at this!Copy !req
41. I got Cher's
autograph, right here,Copy !req
42. on the mozzarella.Copy !req
43. Roof!Copy !req
44. Mario, what are you doing?Copy !req
45. I'm sittin' here
wagging my tail.Copy !req
46. Did you hear what I heard?Copy !req
47. Oh no, I hope the dog
catchers are taking the dayCopy !req
48. off today.Copy !req
49. Plumber's log,
221, the Snow World.Copy !req
50. We were blue from the
cold, and pale from hunger.Copy !req
51. Koopa Khan and his horde,
had been after us for days.Copy !req
52. Whooooa!Copy !req
53. Mama Mia, I'm being
totally blown away!Copy !req
54. Heeeeelp!Copy !req
55. Yikes!Copy !req
56. Leapin' lasagna!Copy !req
57. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
58. ] I've had it!Copy !req
59. I've had it!Copy !req
60. I'm sick of Koopa chasing
us from world to world.Copy !req
61. I wanna go home.Copy !req
62. This time I agree, Luigi.Copy !req
63. Freezing and fightin' and
fleeing from Koopa is losingCopy !req
64. its charm.Copy !req
65. I miss Brooklyn!Copy !req
66. Mario!Copy !req
67. Why, you should've told me.Copy !req
68. If you're that homesick, we'll
find some way to get you backCopy !req
69. to your own people.Copy !req
70. ] The only place
those faucet freaks will go,Copy !req
71. is straight to my dungeon.Copy !req
72. In here, quick!Copy !req
73. After them you
muddle headed mongols!Copy !req
74. Sorry guys!Copy !req
75. Looks like were trapped.Copy !req
76. Huh?Copy !req
77. Hey, what's this thing?Copy !req
78. Wait!Copy !req
79. that could be dangerous!Copy !req
80. Ahhhh!Copy !req
81. Yikes!Copy !req
82. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
83. Looks like those drips have
finally taken the big drop!Copy !req
84. Ahhhh!Copy !req
85. Noo!Copy !req
86. Look out below!Copy !req
87. Wow!Copy !req
88. Some really great plumber
has been working down here.Copy !req
89. Not just
really great sonny,Copy !req
90. the greatest
plumber in the world!Copy !req
91. Mighty mostaccioli!Copy !req
92. Can this be true?Copy !req
93. It's Salvador Drainado!Copy !req
94. You know this dude?Copy !req
95. Everybody in
Brooklyn knows Sal.Copy !req
96. He's a plumber's plumber.Copy !req
97. The Duke of Drains,
The Prince of Pipes,Copy !req
98. but he disappeared.Copy !req
99. That's right bambino.Copy !req
100. I've been lost in this crazy
Mushroom Kingdom for thirteenCopy !req
101. years!Copy !req
102. But now, I finally
found a way out!Copy !req
103. This map, leads
to a drainpipe,Copy !req
104. that'll take me
straight home to Brooklyn.Copy !req
105. Brooklyn!Copy !req
106. Home sweet home!Copy !req
107. Oh boy!Copy !req
108. Lead us to that drainpipe!Copy !req
109. ] I can't
lead you anywhere,Copy !req
110. not until we get past that.Copy !req
111. Whoa!Copy !req
112. I guess we stay
in Mushroom Land.Copy !req
113. You young kids
give up too easy!Copy !req
114. If I had some help, I
could finish piping in anCopy !req
115. underground river, and
use the force of its water,Copy !req
116. to bust right
through that wall!Copy !req
117. You've got to help him so you
can all get back to Brooklyn.Copy !req
118. Why don't you and
Toad come with us?Copy !req
119. ] No, my
people need me.Copy !req
120. But this is your big
chance to go home,Copy !req
121. and I want you to take it.Copy !req
122. Well—Copy !req
123. I mean it Mario.Copy !req
124. You've already helped
me more than I deserve.Copy !req
125. Go home.Copy !req
126. Enough talk!Copy !req
127. Let's get to work!Copy !req
128. ] For
courage beyond compare!Copy !req
129. For bravery
beyond description!Copy !req
130. I praise this great hero,
the superior fiend: Me.Copy !req
131. Koopa Khan, the Magnificent!Copy !req
132. Hooray!Copy !req
133. Hooray!Copy !req
134. If I didn't deserve this,
I wouldn't give it to me.Copy !req
135. A toast to Koopa Khan.Copy !req
136. Yeah, a toast, to me, for
getting rid of the PrincessCopy !req
137. and her pals all
in one fell swoop.Copy !req
138. Cheer me you clods!Copy !req
139. Your malignant meanness,
I have terrible news!Copy !req
140. The Princess and the
Mario Brothers have escaped!Copy !req
141. What?Copy !req
142. They're in the caverns.Copy !req
143. Koopa Pack, it's
time to attack!Copy !req
144. To your ostriches!Copy !req
145. That should do it.Copy !req
146. Give her a try, Sal!Copy !req
147. Cross your fingers.Copy !req
148. ] Yay!Copy !req
149. Bravo!Copy !req
150. Hip hip, hooray!Copy !req
151. Yahoo!Copy !req
152. Way to go!Copy !req
153. Wahoo!Copy !req
154. We did it!Copy !req
155. We did it!Copy !req
156. Let's go find that
drainpipe back to Brooklyn.Copy !req
157. Last one into the
cave is a goodie goodie.Copy !req
158. ] That's molten lava!Copy !req
159. ] We fall into that, and
we'll get a hotfoot all over!Copy !req
160. Don't look down!Copy !req
161. N-now you tell me.Copy !req
162. ] Hey, drains for brains!Copy !req
163. Ahhh!Copy !req
164. Goodbye, and good riddance!Copy !req
165. Ahhhh!Copy !req
166. ] Mamma mia!Copy !req
167. ] Luigi!Copy !req
168. Everybody!Copy !req
169. Grab hold!Copy !req
170. Whatever you do
Mario, don't let go!Copy !req
171. ] Can't-hold-on!Copy !req
172. ] Yes you can Mario!Copy !req
173. Think positive!Copy !req
174. Better yet, I'll
think magic Fire Flower!Copy !req
175. You'll never
reach it faucet face.Copy !req
176. You and your
friends are doomed!Copy !req
177. Oh yeah?Copy !req
178. I'll show you!Copy !req
179. Whoa!Copy !req
180. Don't let go!Copy !req
181. That boiling lava could
sure singe a man's suspenders!Copy !req
182. Relax Sal!Copy !req
183. You know what they say;
old plumbers never fry.Copy !req
184. Just one more inch.Copy !req
185. Ahhh, it's Koopa
stompin' time.Copy !req
186. Darn, you
disgusting drain heads!Copy !req
187. Yay Mario!Copy !req
188. Whoops!Copy !req
189. Time to Koopa out!Copy !req
190. You Snifit cowards!Copy !req
191. You yellow bellies!Copy !req
192. Wait for your fearless leader!Copy !req
193. You'll pay for this
you pesky plumber!Copy !req
194. Yeooow!Copy !req
195. Oh yeah Koopa?Copy !req
196. I'm sending you a bill!Copy !req
197. Way to go Mario!Copy !req
198. You really socked
it to those Snifits!Copy !req
199. ] We're
running out of time!Copy !req
200. Let's go find that drainpipe!Copy !req
201. There she is!Copy !req
202. The last
drainpipe to Brooklyn!Copy !req
203. We step up onto that
platform, open the valves,Copy !req
204. and we are Brooklyn bound!Copy !req
205. I don't know Luigi I mean,
who needs Brooklyn anyway?Copy !req
206. What do you mean
who needs Brooklyn?Copy !req
207. All that traffic and stuff.Copy !req
208. Maybe we should stay
and help the Princess.Copy !req
209. ] No way Mario, you
belong back in your own land.Copy !req
210. I order you to go!Copy !req
211. She's right.Copy !req
212. This is a one time only,
one-way trip with no returnCopy !req
213. ticket.Copy !req
214. Well, so long.Copy !req
215. Been real nice
knowin' you Princess.Copy !req
216. Goodbye guys, I'll miss you!Copy !req
217. Don't go
blabbin' it around but,Copy !req
218. she's not the only one.Copy !req
219. You stupid, sniveling Snifits!Copy !req
220. Find a way across
that chasm, and find it,Copy !req
221. now!Copy !req
222. Ow ow ow ow ow!Copy !req
223. Huh?Copy !req
224. I got an idea.Copy !req
225. Let's use that rock
thing for a bridge.Copy !req
226. That was my idea
you snug-faced simp.Copy !req
227. Let's go, and don't
spare the ostrich power.Copy !req
228. You hear that?Copy !req
229. Brooklyn!Copy !req
230. Hang on!Copy !req
231. Any second now we'll
be back in Flatbush!Copy !req
232. Goodbye Mario, goodbye Luigi!Copy !req
233. Thanks for trying
to save my kingdom!Copy !req
234. So long, Princess!Copy !req
235. So long, Toad!Copy !req
236. Take care of yourselves, eh?Copy !req
237. Ahhhh!Copy !req
238. Don't worry plumber boys,
I'll take care of them!Copy !req
239. Oh no!Copy !req
240. They've been Koopa-napped!Copy !req
241. Goodbye jerkos!Copy !req
242. And don't come back!Copy !req
243. ] Nooooo!Copy !req
244. I can't do it!Copy !req
245. I can't leave the
princess in a jam!Copy !req
246. But this is it!Copy !req
247. This is your last
chance to go home!Copy !req
248. Mario's right.Copy !req
249. The Princess and Toad need us.Copy !req
250. So long Sal.Copy !req
251. Good luck, guys.Copy !req
252. Look me up if you ever
get back to Brooklyn!Copy !req
253. Hey thank you Sal.Copy !req
254. I did it!Copy !req
255. Ha ha!Copy !req
256. I did it!Copy !req
257. You'll never get
away with this!Copy !req
258. Oh yeah?Copy !req
259. And who's gonna stop me?Copy !req
260. Your plumber
pals ran out on ya,Copy !req
261. remember?Copy !req
262. ] Wrong
again lizard breath!Copy !req
263. I thought we were
gonna sneak up on 'em,Copy !req
264. Mario!Copy !req
265. I forgot!Copy !req
266. Mario!Copy !req
267. Luigi!Copy !req
268. Snifits!Copy !req
269. Smash them!Copy !req
270. Patty cake patty
cake pasta man,Copy !req
271. give me pasta power
as fast as you can!Copy !req
272. You sniveling Snifits,
this is no time to sneak out!Copy !req
273. Wait, I'll get you!Copy !req
274. Whoa!Copy !req
275. Too bad Koopa, looks
like a total washout.Copy !req
276. I hate plumbers!Copy !req
277. I hate 'em!Copy !req
278. I hate 'em!
I hate 'em!Copy !req
279. Mario!Copy !req
280. Luigi!Copy !req
281. You came back!Copy !req
282. Yuck!Copy !req
283. Mushy stuff.Copy !req
284. Holy ravioli Mario!Copy !req
285. You didn't say nothin'
about getting kissed!Copy !req
286. All part of
being a hero Luigi.Copy !req
287. Geez stick with
me big brother,Copy !req
288. I'll get you your body
back, such as it is.Copy !req
289. You'd better, this tummy
won't hold much lasagna.Copy !req
290. Scratch my head, I
think I have a flea.Copy !req
291. Scratch your own head.Copy !req
292. And I'm not gonna
rub your belly either.Copy !req
293. Yea you can do
that all you want.Copy !req
294. Oh hiya Cher.Copy !req
295. How ya doin' there?Copy !req
296. I'm doin' great.Copy !req
297. Yea I bet you say
that to all the girls.Copy !req
298. Down boy, get down, get down!Copy !req
299. Down boy!Copy !req
300. Down!Copy !req
301. Cher—Copy !req
302. Ohh, come to mama baby!Copy !req
303. Did you miss mama?Copy !req
304. Come here baby.Copy !req
305. Listen Cher, we need to talk.Copy !req
306. Oh can't we wait
'til we get home baby?Copy !req
307. Ahhhh!Copy !req
308. Mario says, watch these
scenes from the next Legend ofCopy !req
309. Zelda.Copy !req
310. And please, send
your steak bones.Copy !req
311. Good boy, good boy.Copy !req
312. This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,Copy !req
313. the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of power.Copy !req
314. ] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this landCopy !req
315. forever, you
must help me Link!Copy !req
316. Hey for you Zelda?Copy !req
317. Anything!Copy !req
318. See ya around Sprite.Copy !req
319. Ahhh!Copy !req
320. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
321. Zelda!Copy !req
322. Unh!Copy !req
323. Ahhhh!Copy !req
324. Zelda!Copy !req
325. Ahhh!Copy !req
326. Put me down fish lips!Copy !req
327. Hey, it's a
dirty job Princess,Copy !req
328. but somebody's gotta do it.Copy !req
329. Look poochie, I mean Mario,
I mean you without the furCopy !req
330. whoever you are.Copy !req
331. I know you want to go out but
first I gotta get you fixed!Copy !req
332. Ok, hold it, hold it!Copy !req
333. Bad choice of words!Copy !req
334. Wait a minute!Copy !req
335. I mean transformed, and I've
gotta transform you quickly,Copy !req
336. before Cher wakes up, and
we land up in the doghouse.Copy !req
337. Hurry up Luigi, I feel
naked without my coveralls.Copy !req
338. Oh yea?Copy !req
339. Well pretty soon Mario
is gonna need a flea dip.Copy !req
340. Alright here we go.Copy !req
341. What do you mean I'm
gonna need a flea dip?Copy !req
342. Oh Mario, Mario, it's so good
to have you back normal areCopy !req
343. you ok?Copy !req
344. Uh oh.Copy !req
345. There you go again
with that uh oh stuff.Copy !req
346. Uh oh!Copy !req
347. Good dog, good dog.Copy !req
348. I've got a cookie,
you want a cookie?Copy !req
349. You want a cookie?Copy !req
350. Good dog.Copy !req
351. Ok Cher, oh take it easy.Copy !req
352. We'll switch,
we'll do something!Copy !req
353. Paw, paw, paw, paw.Copy !req
354. 'Til next time everybody!Copy !req
355. Do the Mario!Copy !req