1. Hey Paisanos!Copy !req
2. it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!Copy !req
3. I'm David
Horowitz and tonight,Copy !req
4. we're going to fight
back against shlock.Copy !req
5. Is he talking about us?Copy !req
6. You better believe it.Copy !req
7. We're at the
Mario Brothers ah,Copy !req
8. what do you call this place?Copy !req
9. We call it home.Copy !req
10. Right.Copy !req
11. Home.Copy !req
12. And they claim, that they
can dissolve any clog in threeCopy !req
13. minutes or less, with their
Mario Brothers clog cleaner.Copy !req
14. ] The very best.Copy !req
15. Well here's my clogged sink.Copy !req
16. You guys can begin,
when you're ready.Copy !req
17. We, are ready.Copy !req
18. Gentlemen start
your clog cleaning.Copy !req
19. You got it.Copy !req
20. Watch our smoke David.Copy !req
21. Stillson wrench.Copy !req
22. Stillson wrench.Copy !req
23. Go get it brother.Copy !req
24. Monkey wrench.Copy !req
25. Monkey wrench.Copy !req
26. Every move's a picture.Copy !req
27. I got it.Copy !req
28. Mario Brothers clog cleaner.Copy !req
29. Mario Brothers clog cleaner.Copy !req
30. One dash of this
stuff and you'll see.Copy !req
31. Eh by the way, are
we on national tv?Copy !req
32. World wide.Copy !req
33. Ohhhh.Copy !req
34. ] Aren't you
using too much?Copy !req
35. Yo David, we are
professionals.Copy !req
36. Remember kids, do not try this
at home alone by yourself,Copy !req
37. unless, you use a net.Copy !req
38. That's right.Copy !req
39. Ok, let the countdown begin.Copy !req
40. Rag?Copy !req
41. Rag.Copy !req
42. Uh oh.Copy !req
43. Uh oh?Copy !req
44. Uh ohhhhh!Copy !req
45. Plumber's
log number 295,Copy !req
46. the ancient city of Mythos.Copy !req
47. We were looking for an
old paisano of Toad's,Copy !req
48. whose name was—Copy !req
49. ]
The Mighty Hercufleas!Copy !req
50. They even built
a statue to him!Copy !req
51. With one hand tied
behind his back,Copy !req
52. he can beat King Koopa
and all of his—Copy !req
53. Bad guys!Copy !req
54. Look behind us!Copy !req
55. ] Mouser!Copy !req
56. Jumpin' gelato!Copy !req
57. I've got an idea!Copy !req
58. Up on the pedestals everybody!Copy !req
59. I gotcha, we're statues.Copy !req
60. I know those drain brain
Marios are around hereCopy !req
61. somewhere.Copy !req
62. We must've lost 'em.Copy !req
63. Ahh, ahhh, ahhh.Copy !req
64. I better report this to
his royal repulsiveness KingCopy !req
65. Koopa.Copy !req
66. Ahh-choo!Copy !req
67. King Koopa's here?Copy !req
68. No sweat Luigi.Copy !req
69. We'll get help from a
genuine, first class,Copy !req
70. grade A hero!Copy !req
71. ] Come on, let's
find this Hercufleas guy.Copy !req
72. Well, Toad sure has
friends in high places.Copy !req
73. I'll say!Copy !req
74. There must be a
thousand steps to go,Copy !req
75. before we reach the top.Copy !req
76. Introducing, Hercufleas!Copy !req
77. The mountain of muscle!Copy !req
78. The tower of power!Copy !req
79. The—Copy !req
80. Dumpy guy eatin' donuts.Copy !req
81. Huh?Copy !req
82. Hi Toad.Copy !req
83. It's great to see ya again.Copy !req
84. That's no way to stay healthy.Copy !req
85. Are you sure he can help us?Copy !req
86. Of course he can.Copy !req
87. So, Herc!Copy !req
88. How's the hero biz?Copy !req
89. Oh, I don't do that
stuff anymore Toad,Copy !req
90. I've got a steady job.Copy !req
91. I'm the official guardian
of: The Great Balls of Fire!Copy !req
92. Yikes!Copy !req
93. Leaping lasagna!Copy !req
94. Whoa!Copy !req
95. ] That's hot stuff!Copy !req
96. That's dangerous
firepower little buddy,Copy !req
97. and my job is to keep it from
falling into the wrong hands.Copy !req
98. ]
Bring me The
Great Balls of Fire!Copy !req
99. But your most imperial
and magnificent Koopaness,Copy !req
100. The Great Balls of Fire
are guarded by the legendaryCopy !req
101. Hercufleas.Copy !req
102. Hercufleas?Copy !req
103. He's a has been!Copy !req
104. Even you bonehead Beezos can
stop that over-the-hill hero!Copy !req
105. Why am I cursed with
such mush-headed minions?Copy !req
106. Ah Mouser!Copy !req
107. I was just talkin' about you.Copy !req
108. Your most grand, majestic, and
not at all overweight Koopa.Copy !req
109. Princess Toadstool and
the Marios are near.Copy !req
110. Perfect!Copy !req
111. Once I have The
Great Balls of Fire,Copy !req
112. I'll really heat things up for
that Princess Fungus and herCopy !req
113. sewer simps!Copy !req
114. Sorry I can't help
you beat King Koopa,Copy !req
115. but I'm just not
much of a hero anymore.Copy !req
116. Sure ya are!Copy !req
117. Guarding this
temple is plenty heroic!Copy !req
118. With you on the job, nobody'll
get near the—Copy !req
119. ]
Great Balls of Fire!Copy !req
120. Dead ahead!Copy !req
121. ] Ow, hey!Copy !req
122. Watch it!Copy !req
123. ] Whoa!Copy !req
124. Be careful!Copy !req
125. They're stealing The
Great Balls of Fire!Copy !req
126. Uhhh.Copy !req
127. Okay, I'm mad!Copy !req
128. Get this oversized hibachi
back to the Koopacropolis.Copy !req
129. I'll take care of Hercufleas.Copy !req
130. Now I'm really mad!Copy !req
131. Mad?Copy !req
132. I'd say
you're...Copy !req
133. fit to be tied!Copy !req
134. King Koopa was right!Copy !req
135. You're not a
hero, you're a zero!Copy !req
136. Whoa!Copy !req
137. Ouch!Copy !req
138. Oh oh whoa!Copy !req
139. Herc!Copy !req
140. Watch out for—Copy !req
141. that statue.Copy !req
142. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
143. Did anybody get the license
number of that chariot thatCopy !req
144. hit me?Copy !req
145. Don't worry Hercufleas.Copy !req
146. Me and my brother will
catch those fire thieves!Copy !req
147. Right!Copy !req
148. We will?Copy !req
149. These fireballs are fantastic!Copy !req
150. Think of the destruction!Copy !req
151. Think of the wreckage!Copy !req
152. Think of how much
this'll lower my heating bill!Copy !req
153. Sir!Copy !req
154. The Marios are coming!Copy !req
155. If those faucet freaks want
The Great Balls of Fire thatCopy !req
156. badly, I'd hate to
disappoint them!Copy !req
157. Racin' rotini!Copy !req
158. We gotta run for our lives!Copy !req
159. Whooaaaaa!Copy !req
160. We're barbecued meatballs!Copy !req
161. Not yet Luigi.Copy !req
162. Look!Copy !req
163. ] I hope this works!Copy !req
164. Come and get me, fireball!Copy !req
165. Nice spitting Luigi!Copy !req
166. We're gonna need
more than spit!Copy !req
167. With that kind of firepower,
King Koopa's unstoppable!Copy !req
168. Unstoppable?Copy !req
169. We're plumbers!Copy !req
170. If we can unstop a stop, we
can stop the unstoppable!Copy !req
171. Uhhh, yeah.Copy !req
172. But I still think
we're in deep spaghetti!Copy !req
173. Maybe we could use some help?Copy !req
174. What we need is the hero!Copy !req
175. Forget it Mario!Copy !req
176. I don't stand a
chance against King Koopa,Copy !req
177. he has The Great
Balls of Fire.Copy !req
178. But you have something
Koopa doesn't...Copy !req
179. us!Copy !req
180. My pudgy paisano, we're
gonna coach you back into heroCopy !req
181. shape!Copy !req
182. Get me back in shape?Copy !req
183. How?Copy !req
184. Magic?Copy !req
185. A potion?Copy !req
186. Nope!Copy !req
187. With The Official Brooklyn
Academy of Plumbing Workout!Copy !req
188. No pain, no clog in the drain!Copy !req
189. Wow!Copy !req
190. Magnifico!Copy !req
191. You're stronger than Grandma
Mia's garlic chip cookies.Copy !req
192. I couldn't have done it
without my personal trainers.Copy !req
193. Now, let's get The Great Balls
of Fire back from King Koopa!Copy !req
194. Mouser!Copy !req
195. More marshmallows!Copy !req
196. Right away oh Kooperific one!Copy !req
197. But, don't you think we
oughtta save those fireballsCopy !req
198. to blast our enemies?Copy !req
199. What enemies you
repugnant rodent?Copy !req
200. I've already roasted 'em!Copy !req
201. ] Roasted us?Copy !req
202. You must've forgot about the
power of positive plumbing!Copy !req
203. The Marios?Copy !req
204. You're supposed to be smoked!Copy !req
205. Did Jerkufleas save you?Copy !req
206. Watch that
Jerkufleas stuff King Stoopa!Copy !req
207. Beezos to battle stations!Copy !req
208. We'll fry the
funny fungus first!Copy !req
209. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
210. Whoa!Copy !req
211. Oh nooo!Copy !req
212. Help!Copy !req
213. I'm too young to fry!Copy !req
214. Soft landing, coming right up!Copy !req
215. Whoa!Copy !req
216. This could be a
sticky situation.Copy !req
217. Yuck!Copy !req
218. Stop this Hercuflop!Copy !req
219. I'm not a flop anymore!Copy !req
220. Yo ho!Copy !req
221. There!Copy !req
222. Yo ho, there!Copy !req
223. Whoaaaa!Copy !req
224. Tooooad!Copy !req
225. Yeaaaa!Copy !req
226. He's ok!Copy !req
227. Toad grabbed a
magic fireflower.Copy !req
228. Call me Super Toad!Copy !req
229. Ah.Copy !req
230. You pathetic
little firecrackers!Copy !req
231. Don't Koop out on me!Copy !req
232. Ahh, I can trounce this
mush twerp fire or no fire!Copy !req
233. Feelin' lucky Koopa?Copy !req
234. The Great Balls of Fire!Copy !req
235. ] They're history!Copy !req
236. And so am I.Copy !req
237. Where's my getaway chariot?Copy !req
238. So long flush faces!Copy !req
239. You can keep your
Great Balls of Fizzle!Copy !req
240. Koopa's escaped.Copy !req
241. The Great Balls
of Fire are kaput.Copy !req
242. Some hero I turned out to be.Copy !req
243. Don't give up Herc!Copy !req
244. There's a super
fungus among us!Copy !req
245. Need a little warm up?Copy !req
246. No problem!Copy !req
247. ] You did it!Copy !req
248. The Great Balls of Fire are
burning brighter than everCopy !req
249. Toad!Copy !req
250. Next time I need a
hero...Copy !req
251. I know where I'll look!Copy !req
252. Well, I need a
hero right now;Copy !req
253. a hero sandwich!Copy !req
254. Oh boy we done it
this time Luigi,Copy !req
255. he's out cold.Copy !req
256. I know, and worse
than that Mario,Copy !req
257. the sink is still clogged.Copy !req
258. Geez what are we gonna do?Copy !req
259. I mean we could lose
the whole business!Copy !req
260. Wait a minute, I got an idea.Copy !req
261. Ok go ahead.Copy !req
262. How 'bout we use this huh?Copy !req
263. But that's plant food
that's not gonna help.Copy !req
264. I know Mario but
we're desperate.Copy !req
265. I mean we got to unclog this
sink before David wakes up orCopy !req
266. else we're finished!Copy !req
267. Besides, it says right
all purpose plant food.Copy !req
268. Well, maybe it'll help
dissolve the clog I dunno letCopy !req
269. me see—Copy !req
270. Give it a shot.Copy !req
271. All purpose plant food.Copy !req
272. Right.Copy !req
273. That oughta do it.Copy !req
274. Come on let's get outta here.Copy !req
275. Ok.Copy !req
276. What do you want a pizza?Copy !req
277. Ahh double pizza
with cheese mozzarella.Copy !req
278. How about a submarine?Copy !req
279. Arrrr.Copy !req
280. Arrrr.Copy !req
281. What in the world
is happening here?Copy !req
282. We haven't
finished this challenge.Copy !req
283. Mario and Luigi where are you!Copy !req
284. You created a monster!Copy !req
285. This is David Horowitz and
I'm really fighting back.Copy !req
286. Wait 'til I get my hand
on those Mario Brothers,Copy !req
287. but I'm outta here.Copy !req
288. We'll fight back with
the Mario Brothers,Copy !req
289. after these exciting scenes
from the Legend of Zelda!Copy !req
290. I should be getting
hazardous duty pay!Copy !req
291. This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,Copy !req
292. the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.Copy !req
293. Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this landCopy !req
294. forever, you
must help me Link!Copy !req
295. Hey for you Zelda?Copy !req
296. Anything!Copy !req
297. This is all wrong!Copy !req
298. Beautiful maidens are supposed
to be rescued by handsomeCopy !req
299. heroes, not other
beautiful maidens.Copy !req
300. Well hey, pardon me!Copy !req
301. I want to be rescued
by a handsome hero.Copy !req
302. ] Somebody call me?Copy !req
303. My handsome hero!Copy !req
304. It's about time you got here!Copy !req
305. It's about time he got up!Copy !req
306. Raarrrrr.Copy !req
307. Yeaaa!Copy !req
308. Ha!Copy !req
309. Now that's what
I like to hear!Copy !req
310. Pay attention Princess,
you could learn something.Copy !req
311. Pffff.Copy !req
312. My hero!Copy !req
313. Jealous Zelda?Copy !req
314. Ahh.Copy !req
315. Phew.Copy !req
316. Mario, I don't know about
that plant food that we used,Copy !req
317. maybe it was a good idea
maybe it was a bad idea.Copy !req
318. But I'll tell you the truth,
three minutes are almost upCopy !req
319. no?Copy !req
320. I wonder where Dave is?Copy !req
321. David?Copy !req
322. Wait a minute.Copy !req
323. Where are you?Copy !req
324. Where'd he go?Copy !req
325. Microphone, the cleaner—Copy !req
326. Wait a minute, let
me look here.Copy !req
327. Hey David!Copy !req
328. Where are you?Copy !req
329. Yo Mr. Horowitz!Copy !req
330. Where'd he go?Copy !req
331. Yo Dave!Copy !req
332. Hey David!Copy !req
333. Mr. Horowitz!Copy !req
334. Where are you?Copy !req
335. He probably took off when he
realized we weren't lying.Copy !req
336. Of course.Copy !req
337. Hey look at this sink,
it's as clean as a whistle.Copy !req
338. No kiddin'.Copy !req
339. There you go folks, positive
that when you fix yourCopy !req
340. sink with Mario Brothers plant
food—Copy !req
341. That clog Is history!Copy !req
342. I hear your stomach growling.Copy !req
343. No.Copy !req
344. How about you, your stomach?Copy !req
345. It's not my stomach.Copy !req
346. Uh oh.Copy !req
347. Uh oh?Copy !req
348. Uh ohhhh!Copy !req
349. 'Til next time everybody!Copy !req
350. Do the Mario!Copy !req