The Suite Life on Deck 2x8

Michelle DeFraites as Jenna • Erin Cardillo as Emma Tutweiller • Matthew Timmons as Woody Fink

Shortly after the start of a new semester on the ship, Zack, Cody, London, Bailey, and Woody are all cast-away on a life boat London was using as a closet and eventually find their way onto a deserted island. Cody's relationship with Bailey starts falling apart after an argument over wind patterns emerges and causes a fall out with the remainder of the group. Back on deck, Ms. Tutwieller and Mr. Moseby are put in exactly the same predicament as the others and even have the same disagreement over control of the operations. Cody and Bailey mend their relationship at the end of the episode.

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1. Welcome, students, to a new and exciting year

2. at Seven Seas High.

3. Thank you, voice!

4. So now that I'm a senior,

5. I don't have to wear those clunky old-people shoes, do I?

6. - Oh!

7. - London! - Oh, my gosh! Hello,

8. starts with a B...

9. - Bailey. - No no, that's not it. Um...

10. - Oh, got it! Bailey! - You remember!

11. Mwah! Mwah!

12. I really missed you. What did you do during your vacation?

13. Three words: "Went shop-ping."

14. So what did you do?

15. - Two words: "Plow-ing." - Oh.

16. But, now I'm seconds away from seeing my boyfriend,

17. the most wonderful man in the world!

18. You dumped Cody? About time!

19. 'Sup, Seven-Sea-ers?

20. I think Cody got taller. I can stop slouching!

21. Oh!

22. I missed you so much! I got your emails and letters, but...

23. How come you never called me?

24. No reason.

25. Hey, Mr. Moseby.

26. I'll be with you in a moment, sir.

27. Did you hear that? He called me sir!

28. He thinks you're a knight! "My lord!"

29. Oh, your voice changed.

30. I hope your behavior has too.

31. Well, we went away boys, came back men.

32. Oh, good.

33. Now you can be tried as an adult.

34. N-O!

35. No!

36. But— But, Moseby, I'm a senior now!

37. Don't you know what that means?

38. Yes, your father is one year away from buying you a college.

39. - I've asked for a pink one! - Ah!

40. But as a senior here, I should get a bigger room with more closets.

41. - Oh, here's a thought, own less clothing.

42. Bite your tongue!

43. Okay, I found these clothes in my classroom supply closet

44. and none of them are mine.

45. Of course not. These are pretty.

46. I used your supply closet for clothing overflow.

47. And what happened to my classroom supplies?

48. Well, let's just say

49. I found out pencils float, textbooks don't.

50. You threw Ms. Tutweiller's supplies overboard?

51. I have never heard of anything so selfish.

52. Selfish? Fish swim in schools.

53. Now, they'll have textbooks!

54. Hi, Jenna.

55. I'm Zack. I've been assigned to be your welcome buddy.

56. Oh, how nice. They didn't say anything about a welcome buddy in the brochure.

57. I'll bet they didn't mention the welcome hug either.

58. - No, they— - Welcome...

59. - Buddy! - Oh.

60. I didn't know there were welcome buddies!

61. You bet there are!

62. And that's yours right over there.

63. Cool!

64. I forgot how much I love these smoothies.

65. - How's yours? Delicious.

66. You know, my voice doesn't sound that funny.

67. I'm sorry. I won't laugh anymore.

68. Thank you. Now could you please pass me that straw?

69. Hmm, your definition of "never" must be different than mine.

70. I can't believe Bailey laughed at me.

71. Dude, we all laugh at you.

72. I can't help my voice.

73. Oh, we're not laughing at your voice.

74. It's everything else!

75. Well, Bailey happens to like everything else.

76. But now when I try and get romantic, it never works!

77. Okay, listen to the master.

78. You see, talking will get you nowhere.

79. You romance a girl with your eyes.

80. That's all you need to say.

81. Zack!

82. There she is now. Watch and learn.

83. Hey, Jenna.

84. Hi.

85. I'm so glad I found you. I keep getting lost.

86. Well, consider me your personal G.P.S

87. "Guy who's pretty suave."

88. - Oops. - Hey, Zack!

89. I tried your fake "welcome buddy" thing on that girl

90. and she didn't buy it!

91. Guess I should have picked a dumb one like you told me. Right?

92. Oops.

93. Oh, buddy?

94. You've got three seconds to live.

95. One...

96. What happened to two and three?

97. Oh, thank goodness this ship has these handy storage units.

98. Oh, don't cry, little one. I'll put you with your sister.

99. And Mommy will come visit you every day, I promise. Let's go!

100. Oh!

101. Don't worry, clothes, I'll turn on a light!

102. What did you want to talk about?

103. Do you have something in your eye?

104. No. I'm— I'm trying to woo you

105. with my eyes.

106. Look, I don't know how long this relationship is going to last

107. if you're going to giggle every time I speak.

108. Hello, Bailey.

109. All better.

110. What was that?

111. I don't know. Sounds like it came from inside the boat.

112. London, what happened?

113. There's a barrette stuck to my butt!

114. I think this is woman's work.

115. Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!

116. I may be large but I'm delicate!

117. I'm gonna knock the curl right out of your hair!

118. Oh!

119. - Save me! No, no, no!

120. - Oh, you're crushing me! - Oh!

121. - What was that?

122. Does anybody else feel like they're moving?

123. We're on a boat. We're always moving.

124. No, this is different.

125. One, two, three!

126. Help! Help!

127. - Help! - Pan-pan! Pan-pan!

128. Cody, this is no time to start cooking!

129. No, "pan-pan" is a French term used in place of mayday

130. to indicate an urgent situation that poses no immediate danger

131. to the vessel or anyone's life.

132. Oh, your life is in danger all right.

133. Hey, let's not blame Cody. This is Woody's fault.

134. - He hit the button! Yes!

135. London knocked me into it.

136. Well, that's because you all crowded into my closet!

137. - This is not your closet! - Right! It's our floating coffin!

138. Oh, wait, wait!

139. My Daddy said if I was ever lost, hug a tree!

140. There are no trees!

141. Okay. Okay, first thing's first.

142. Plant a tree!

143. Where? The only dirt for 100 miles is in Woody's ear!

144. I meant everyone put on their life vests.

145. I'd rather drown than wear this.

146. You know, when you go under, your mascara will smear.

147. Oh!

148. Okay, now I'm sure all of you recall from your Seven Seas High student manual,

149. each lifeboat is equipped with an x-13 emergency kit

150. containing a generator to keep the lights going,

151. survival equipment and food.

152. - Here it is! Oh! Ooh!

153. Oh, yeah!

154. Look, man, I'm sure there's not a ton a food.

155. But we can all share!

156. It's all good, dog!

157. Relax, Driftwood, it's a flare gun.

158. Lock and load!

159. I think we should read the instructions first.

160. Cody's right. This is important. We do not want to mess this up.

161. Hello, the ship's getting away!

162. You were supposed to fire it up.

163. Well, how do you know?

164. You haven't read the instructions yet.

165. Maybe a submarine will see it.

166. Or a squid that's friends with the Coast Guard.

167. Right! See?

168. You know what? I'm sure by now they've realized we're missing

169. and the ship's coming for us. You know, we can rely on Moseby.

170. Oh, Mr. Moseby! - Ah, Miss Tutweiller.

171. I can't quite put my finger on it,

172. but the boat seems so peaceful and quiet tonight.

173. Let me put your finger on it.

174. Zack, Cody, London, Bailey and Woody are nowhere to be found.

175. Don't worry. They'll be back...

176. like an annoying toe fungus you can't get rid of.

177. You use the cream, still comes back.

178. Get the shot, still comes back.

179. Then you get an allergic reaction to the shot,

180. and next thing you know you got a rash—

181. Remind me never to go in the hot tub with you.

182. Cody, if I have to be cast adrift, I'm so glad it's with you.

183. I feel the same way, Bailey.

184. We may be lost at sea, but we're safe in each other's arms.

185. That's it— I'm gonna swim for it.

186. How deep do you think it is?

187. Considering we're over the Mariana's trench,

188. approximately 35,798 feet.

189. So you're saying even on my tippy-toes, my hair will get wet.

190. I'm starving.

191. I have to eat something— Anything!

192. - Whoa! - Ow!

193. - No! - Woody!

194. Hey! Give me some of that!

195. Beef jerky, Turkey jerky... ooh!

196. German-chocolate-cake jerky!

197. Oh, oh, oh!

198. - That can't be good. - Don't care.

199. - Hey, give it!

200. Hey, hey, hey!

201. Hey, we need order!

202. I'll have a chateaubriand with pommes frites.

203. No, I mean we need to ration our food.

204. And who decides that?

205. We need a leader— A captain.

206. I nominate Cody. He knows all about oceans and wind currents,

207. plus the man can wear a cap.

208. Thank you, Bailey.

209. Now, the first thing we need to do is to figure out the wind direction.

210. Winds are caused by a balance between buoyancy force

211. and pressure-gradient force. So according to Boyle's law,

212. if the ship is heading this way, then the wind must be going—

213. It's going towards your face.

214. Okay, good.

215. We have a captain, we know what direction we're going in.

216. And we have cuddly dolphins to keep us company.

217. Oh, those are sharks!

218. I hope they're man-eating sharks.

219. Then they'll leave me alone!

220. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice try.

221. Okay, when attacked by a shark, you're supposed to hit him on the nose!

222. Okay!

223. Yeah, get him!

224. Uh, one little problem. His nose is right above the teeth!

225. Here, sharky, sharky, sharky!

226. Don't eat us! Eat these instead!

227. What are you doing?

228. - Hey, it's working. They're going away. - See?

229. Yeah, with our jerky in their stomachs! Come back!

230. Okay, okay, okay. Don't worry.

231. Humans can survive up to a week without food.

232. What's most important is water and we have a big bottle of it.

233. Actually...

234. I used that bottle to send a note.

235. You drank all that water yourself?

236. Of course not! I dumped it out so I could use the bottle.

237. What exactly did this note say?

238. "Help! We're lost and out of water!"

239. No sign of Cody or Bailey.

240. And I checked the math lab, the biology lab and the chemistry lab!

241. Oh, well, there's no sign of Zack or Woody either,

242. and I checked the pizza parlor, the ice cream parlor

243. and the doughnut parlor.

244. You know something? I think we overuse the word parlor.

245. Never mind that! What about London?

246. She's not in the beauty parlor— Ha! See what I mean?

247. - I hope they're okay.

248. I'm sure that they're fine.

249. I mean, it's not like they could've just gotten off the boat.

250. - All right. - Hello?

251. Uh-huh? Uh-huh? Okay.

252. They got off the boat!

253. - How? - That was Kirby.

254. He said one of the lifeboats is missing. They must have set themselves adrift!

255. This is awful.

256. I've lost my two best students and my three worst students.

257. Do you know what this is going to do to my grading curve?

258. Pbbt! Flatline!

259. All the times I said I wanted them to disappear,

260. I didn't really mean it.

261. And by the way, if you're granting wishes,

262. why couldn't you help a brother out with the height issue?

263. That's good.

264. Good news, people, the frame is perfect. We've got ourselves a great sail.

265. I hope it's of evening wear!

266. You make a brilliant captain.

267. Yeah, Captain Goofball.

268. Since you used the blankets for the sail, now we have to wear this junk!

269. Oh, junk? that coat cost more than your house!

270. All right, does anyone have any food in their pockets?

271. I suggest we pool whatever we have and ration it out.

272. I have gum, breath mints and cinnamon-flavored dental floss.

273. I live for fresh breath.

274. She does.

275. LONDON & WOODY: Ugh!

276. I'd vomit if I had anything left in my stomach.

277. All I have is this yo-yo.

278. And if I eat that, then it'll just come right back up.

279. Well, let's see. I've got keys,

280. some lint,

281. and...

282. a slice of bologna!

283. Why do you have bologna in your pocket?

284. Not really sure.

285. But I'm sure it's safe to eat. it went through the wash.

286. All right, I'm going to use the stars to determine our precise location

287. and then sail to safety. First mate Zack, man the tiller.

288. What the what?

289. Grab the big stick that steers the boat.

290. Oh, why didn't you just say so?

291. Now if we set a course to the north, we should hit Japan.

292. Well, actually, due to the south-pacific subtropical gyre and the Coriolis effect,

293. we would reach land sooner if we head due west.

294. Oh, Cody, sweetie,

295. I don't think the Coriolis effect applies here.

296. Uh, excuse me, what's the Coriolis effect?

297. Yeah, and can we eat it?

298. The Coriolis force acts in a direction perpendicular

299. to the rotation axis and the velocity of the body in the rotating frame

300. and is proportional to the object in the rotating frame.

301. We no speak your big smart talk.

302. I'm the captain,

303. and I say we head due west.

304. - Jib, ho.

305. No, we should head north. Jib, ho.

306. I'm from Boston,

307. one of the world's great seafaring ports.

308. I think I know just a bit more about the ocean

309. than some farm girl from landlocked Kansas.

310. - Jib, ho.

311. I navigated my way out of a 200-acre corn field

312. using just the stars and the distant smell of cow patties.

313. You know what? Wake me when this is over.

314. Jib, ho!

315. My coat! It's dry-clean only!

316. Stop! stop! We need to spread out.

317. You also need to help me!

318. - use the oar! - Oh, right.

319. Ow!

320. I meant use it to pull me in.

321. Don't worry, buddy. Here, grab on!

322. Wait a second.

323. I— I can almost reach the cake jerky!

324. - Wait. - Don't touch it, Bailey!

325. - This is the South Pacific! The Coriolis— Hold it, hold it!

326. While Woody's getting the cake,

327. we need to figure out this direction thing.

328. Cody, what did you get in geography?

329. A-plus!

330. - Bailey? - A-plus-plus.

331. There's no such thing.

332. They don't tell you about it unless you earn one.

333. ZACK & LONDON: Oh, ho, ho!

334. - I'm with Bailey. - Me too.

335. How could you side against your own brother?

336. Because one time you told us we could get to Fenway on the train,

337. and we ended up in Canada!

338. This is mutiny. Mutiny, I say!

339. All in favor of my plan, say aye.

340. - Aye! - Aye!

341. Aye!

342. I would like to thank...

343. the Nobel prize committee

344. for awarding me with this prestigious and...

345. smelly award.

346. Ugh!

347. Ow! Ow!

348. Oh, I haven't been this cramped since Mom tried to save a buck

349. by sneaking us into the safari park under the backseat.

350. This isn't cramped.

351. Cramped is when you fall into the hay baler

352. and spend the next two weeks shaped like a box.

353. Uh-Oh. Where's London?

354. Mmm! I'll have the continental breakfast. No butter on my croissant.

355. Oh, I'm starving.

356. - Let's break out bologna, mints and gum. Yeah.

357. I got it right here, yeah.

358. - It's gone! what?

359. Why do you assume I took it?

360. - You always blame the chubby guy. - No!

361. Don't believe him! He's guilty!

362. Aha!

363. An unmistakable combo of spearmint and bologna.

364. Wait, this is wrong.

365. You bet it's wrong! I want my bologna!

366. No, I mean the sail should be facing the other way.

367. Did you change our course during the night?

368. Well, I— I— I had to do it!

369. It's the only way we're going to find land!

370. So you went behind my back and risked our lives just to prove a point?

371. - Get him! - I haven't risked them. I've saved them!

372. Oh, yeah?

373. I don't see any land around here.

374. We're doomed. And I'm starving.

375. Please, God, don't let us starve.

376. That was odd.

377. Oh, no, we broke the boat!

378. We don't need it. I was right! Land, ho!

379. When you're this close to land, it's not "land, ho," it's "land, hi!"

380. Ooh, ooh, ooh!

381. A tree! A tree! Now they'll find us for sure!

382. Just like they found that guy!

383. I bet he didn't listen to his girlfriend either.

384. - Bailey, I— - Don't ever speak to me again.

385. You know, we're through!

386. On the next Suite Life On Deck...

387. So you're suggesting I have something going on with Bailey?

388. - Yes! - Hey, guys,

389. Need some help breaking bamboo?

390. - No no no, Woody, no! - What?

391. If I had to be stranded on a desert island with someone, I am so glad it's you.

392. You're gonna end up with Bailey, London's probably gonna fall for Woody,

393. and I'm gonna end up all alone with Skully.

394. - Who's Skully? - Her!