1. Bye. See you!Copy !req
2. Whoa!Copy !req
3. Zack! What are you doing?Copy !req
4. Shh! Come here.Copy !req
5. I'm playing a prank on Woody.Copy !req
6. You see, yesterday he salted
my pudding cup.Copy !req
7. You don't salt a man's pudding cup!Copy !req
8. Men don't eat pudding cups.Copy !req
9. So when Woody sees the plate
of free goodies,Copy !req
10. he'll pick it up,
which will pull the fishing line,Copy !req
11. which is attached to a bucket
of freezing ocean waterCopy !req
12. on the upper deck, which
will plummet to the earthCopy !req
13. getting said Woody soaking wet...Copy !req
14. Which will make me laugh
until I wet myself.Copy !req
15. And yet you never have
time to do your homework.Copy !req
16. - What are you doing?
- Zack's playing a prank on you.Copy !req
17. Is this somebody's idea of a joke?Copy !req
18. What is going on here?Copy !req
19. Zack just drenched Becky Muldoon.Copy !req
20. Uh-oh. She's captain
of the wrestling team—Copy !req
21. the boys' wrestling team!Copy !req
22. Who did this?Copy !req
23. - He did.
- This guy.Copy !req
24. Right here.Copy !req
25. I can explain.Copy !req
26. You can explain after I beat youCopy !req
27. into tiny Zack pieces.Copy !req
28. Miss Muldoon, will you
please put him down?Copy !req
29. Oh!Copy !req
30. Uh, thank you.Copy !req
31. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
32. Moseby may have saved you for now,Copy !req
33. but meet me here at 3:00.Copy !req
34. And bring bandages.Copy !req
35. You know, I'm sure that tough-girl thing,
that's just an act.Copy !req
36. Ahhhh!Copy !req
37. That's one heck of an act.Copy !req
38. Oh! London.Copy !req
39. I see you have your backpack.Copy !req
40. - You're ready for today's quiz?
- Yep!Copy !req
41. Pillow to rest my "wittle" head on
while everyone else takes the quiz.Copy !req
42. Night mask to cover my "wittle" eyesCopy !req
43. so I can nap while everyone
else takes the quiz.Copy !req
44. And for later,Copy !req
45. A "wittle" fashion magazine to readCopy !req
46. since I'll have detention for sleeping
while everyone else took the quiz.Copy !req
47. London, you have to try a "wittle" harder.Copy !req
48. Look, I told your father
you would do better at school.Copy !req
49. I am! I didn't fail
anything last semester.Copy !req
50. I got straight D's.Copy !req
51. Look, London, you have to do better.Copy !req
52. For my sake! I just don't
want to let your father down.Copy !req
53. I mean, the last person that
let your father down—Copy !req
54. Actually, we don't know what happened to
the last person that let your father down.Copy !req
55. - I miss uncle Teddy.
- Oh!Copy !req
56. Well, don't worry, Moseby.Copy !req
57. If worse comes to worst,
I am set you up with a new nameCopy !req
58. and life in the Andes mountains.Copy !req
59. How do you feel about being a goat herder?Copy !req
60. How would you feel if I took
away your diamond polisher?Copy !req
61. Punish me, but not my babies!Copy !req
62. Ah, don't hurt me!Copy !req
63. It's just me.Copy !req
64. I thought you were Becky
coming to pummel me early.Copy !req
65. Man, I've been so nervous today.Copy !req
66. I've already sweated through three shirts.Copy !req
67. - Me too.
- What are you worried about?Copy !req
68. Nothing!Copy !req
69. But if you want to win the fight,
I have a great move.Copy !req
70. Okay, come at me.Copy !req
71. - What are you doing?
- It's called the armadillo.Copy !req
72. It protects the face and all vital organs.Copy !req
73. - That's it?
- Oh, no, there's more.Copy !req
74. Please don't hit me, please don't hit me!Copy !req
75. Man, that's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
76. Ah! Please don't hit me,
please don't hit me!Copy !req
77. Ahh, it's the armadillo!Copy !req
78. Okay, define the placebo effect.Copy !req
79. It's what happens when you
give someone a sugar pillCopy !req
80. and tell them it's medicine,Copy !req
81. and because they believe
it will help them, it does.Copy !req
82. Kind of like when
your mommy kisses your boo boo.Copy !req
83. All I know is that you're
my little boo boo!Copy !req
84. Are you guys studying in here because
Moseby told you to study in front of me?Copy !req
85. No, we're just doing our homework—Copy !req
86. Something you should try.Copy !req
87. Why should I do your homework?Copy !req
88. If we don't ask you to
do our homework for us,Copy !req
89. will this conversation be over?Copy !req
90. Look, I'm just not a very good student.Copy !req
91. Oh, and don't blame me if
Moseby goes missing.Copy !req
92. I'm guessing Mr. Tipton threatened Moseby
to get London's grades up.Copy !req
93. I bet I could help her get at least a B
on the finalCopy !req
94. if she would just let me tutor her.Copy !req
95. I'll take that bet.
- You're on.Copy !req
96. Ha, please. Better than you have tried.Copy !req
97. - Meaning you?
- Yes.Copy !req
98. And I once taught a monkey
to divide fractionsCopy !req
99. and make a killer banana torte.Copy !req
100. - Was the monkey Zack?
- Maybe.Copy !req
101. London, have you ever marveledCopy !req
102. at how beautiful math can be?Copy !req
103. Bailey,Copy !req
104. there are few things I marvel atCopy !req
105. a diamond the size of a cat,Copy !req
106. a dress made out of solid gold,Copy !req
107. and me!Copy !req
108. But math? No.Copy !req
109. These problems aren't that hard.Copy !req
110. Okay, take this one,Copy !req
111. your bus leaves the station at—Copy !req
112. I would never take the bus.Copy !req
113. I would take my private jet.Copy !req
114. Fine.Copy !req
115. Your private jet leaves
the bus station at 6:00 A.M.Copy !req
116. 6:00 A.M.? I would never
Get up that early.Copy !req
117. What time do you think
you're gonna get there?Copy !req
118. I don't know. Ask my chauffeur.Copy !req
119. He's the one driving me.Copy !req
120. So let's assume that your chauffeurCopy !req
121. has gotten you to your
private jet at, say, noon.Copy !req
122. - But—
- You'll have lunch on the plane!Copy !req
123. Goody! Wait, what are we having?Copy !req
124. Ah, so I see the tutoring is going well.Copy !req
125. Oh, Bailey's an even worse
teacher than you.Copy !req
126. I mean, you didn't teach me
anything either,Copy !req
127. but at least you
gave me treats. Study break!Copy !req
128. We just started.Copy !req
129. Might as well give up now.Copy !req
130. No. We still have time before that final.Copy !req
131. I know inside London there's a
smart girl screaming to get out.Copy !req
132. Yeah, she's screaming, "Help,
I'm trapped inside a dimwit!"Copy !req
133. Stop saying that. I just need to
get her to focus.Copy !req
134. Not gonna happen,
unless you got some magic potion.Copy !req
135. Or a placebo.Copy !req
136. Man, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
137. You know, if I dodge Becky,
everyone'll think I'm a wimp.Copy !req
138. But if I stay here and get
my butt kicked by a girl,Copy !req
139. everyone'll think I'm a wimp!Copy !req
140. If I kick her butt—Copy !req
141. Martin!Copy !req
142. Ho, ho! You know what I'm gonna do to you?Copy !req
143. This is your head now. Ahhhh!Copy !req
144. Oops. That's your head
when I'm done with you.Copy !req
145. I'm guessing kicking her butt
isn't an option.Copy !req
146. You know, Becky,Copy !req
147. what say instead of getting in a tussleCopy !req
148. and making some poor crew man
mop up my blood from the deck,Copy !req
149. we just shake hands and let
bygones be bygones?Copy !req
150. You know what?
You're right. Put her there.Copy !req
151. Does anyone else see a bright white light?Copy !req
152. Grammy, is that you?Copy !req
153. - Ahhh!
Ooh!Copy !req
154. Look Becky, I have nothing against you.Copy !req
155. I've always liked you.Copy !req
156. - Yeah, right!
- Ow!Copy !req
157. I did that prank to, um, get close to you.Copy !req
158. I've always admired you since
I saw you punch out that shark.Copy !req
159. - Really?
- Really!Copy !req
160. You know, in fact, you might
even say I have a crush on you,Copy !req
161. kind of like what your butt
is doing to my ribcage.Copy !req
162. Oh, please.Copy !req
163. Ahh!Copy !req
164. Are you saying you did all this
because you want to go out with me?Copy !req
165. Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
166. Okay, yeah. Okay.Copy !req
167. Okay. Friday at 8:00...Copy !req
168. Right after you help them
raise the anchor.Copy !req
169. See you.Copy !req
170. Wow. When did you start liking Becky?Copy !req
171. When my spine went through my chest.Copy !req
172. Ready for school?Copy !req
173. Almost. I just have some
last-minute studying to doCopy !req
174. for this quiz. Okay, let me see.Copy !req
175. A-squared plus B-squared equals...Copy !req
176. Uh... Equals...Copy !req
177. Oh, that's right, C-squared.Copy !req
178. Magic perfume,
what would I do without you?Copy !req
179. Uh, Bailey?Copy !req
180. Why are you thanking your perfume?Copy !req
181. I'm gonna give you my secret weapon
for doing well in school.Copy !req
182. Oh!Copy !req
183. Perfume that smells like donkey?Copy !req
184. It's made with special amino acids,
vitamins and minerals that when combinedCopy !req
185. seep through the pores of your skin and
act as a brain-neuron enhancer.Copy !req
186. Huh?Copy !req
187. Stinky help you thinky.Copy !req
188. Oh! It has smarticle particles?Copy !req
189. Yes.Copy !req
190. It'll make everything
easier to understand,Copy !req
191. - and help you to focus.
- Oh.Copy !req
192. - And I'll be a better student?
- Yes.Copy !req
193. - My daddy'll be proud of me?
- Yes.Copy !req
194. And Moseby won't have to
become a goat herder?Copy !req
195. - Yeah! Huh?
- Oh! Let's do it.Copy !req
196. Whoo!Copy !req
197. My brain is tingling.Copy !req
198. I feel smarter already.Copy !req
199. I think I need another spritz.Copy !req
200. Oh, look, another ship.Copy !req
201. Aren't the lights pretty?Copy !req
202. Where?Copy !req
203. Here.Copy !req
204. For the fifth time tonight,
please stop lifting me.Copy !req
205. Sorry. Habit.Copy !req
206. Which reminds me,Copy !req
207. I have a big wrestling match this weekend.Copy !req
208. We're taking on a visiting
team from the Ukraine.Copy !req
209. Oh, daggummit!Copy !req
210. Means I won't be able to see you.Copy !req
211. No. You'll be in the stands cheering me on
with the other guys' girlfriends.Copy !req
212. Right?Copy !req
213. So now I'm a girlfriend?Copy !req
214. Which reminds me, I
signed you up to bring the team snack.Copy !req
215. Well, I have to go use
the little girls' room.Copy !req
216. Will you miss me?Copy !req
217. I can't. You're still here.Copy !req
218. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
219. Wow.Copy !req
220. I think she really likes you.Copy !req
221. Man, I can't take this anymore.Copy !req
222. I need to break up with Becky.Copy !req
223. First I have to make lemon squares for 12.Copy !req
224. Can you make it 13?Copy !req
225. So, what did you get?Copy !req
226. An A. Same old, same old.
What did you get?Copy !req
227. - I got a C+!
- A C pl— Plus?Copy !req
228. And it's all thanks to Bailey!Copy !req
229. I told you you could do it.Copy !req
230. You're the bestestest teacher in
the whole widestest world!Copy !req
231. We'll— We'll work on grammar next week.Copy !req
232. I have to admit, I'm impressed.Copy !req
233. - How'd you do it?
- Easy.Copy !req
234. I was patient, organized—Copy !req
235. Make sure you have enough
of that magic brain perfumeCopy !req
236. so I can ace the final! Yeah!Copy !req
237. And you lied.Copy !req
238. I prefer the word "inspired."Copy !req
239. - Lied.
- Motivated?Copy !req
240. - Lied.
- Integrated?Copy !req
241. - Lied. Lied.
- Enlightened?Copy !req
242. What are you doing?Copy !req
243. I'm trying to make myself look uglyCopy !req
244. so Becky will break up with me.Copy !req
245. But it can't be done!
I don't have a bad angle.Copy !req
246. Why was I cursed with
these drop-dead good looks?Copy !req
247. Let's not forget your charming modesty.Copy !req
248. I know. I'm the complete package.Copy !req
249. Look, Woodford, I need your help.Copy !req
250. How do you repel girls?Copy !req
251. Well, it usually starts
right after I say hello.Copy !req
252. Oh.Copy !req
253. Besides, they're usually
interested in some other guy.Copy !req
254. Wait, that's it! You're a genius.Copy !req
255. - I am?
- Yes! I need you to wooCopy !req
256. and win Becky Muldoon.Copy !req
257. I told you, I'm not good with females.Copy !req
258. Don't you worry, plywood.Copy !req
259. I'm gonna teach you how to flirt. Oh!Copy !req
260. Okay, now just pretendCopy !req
261. this is Becky. Now watch and learn.Copy !req
262. Excuse me, but...Copy !req
263. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?Copy !req
264. - Ooh, that's good.
- I know.Copy !req
265. Or...Copy !req
266. Are you from Tennessee?Copy !req
267. Because you're the only ten I see!Copy !req
268. Okay, now you try.Copy !req
269. Hey, there.Copy !req
270. Did it hurt when you fell from Tennessee?Copy !req
271. Oh, no, no, no.
That's wrong. That's wrong.Copy !req
272. You know what? Just be boldCopy !req
273. and sweep her off her feet.Copy !req
274. "Come here, gorgeous.Copy !req
275. Ooh, I'm sorry. I just
couldn't help myself."Copy !req
276. Okay, now you try.Copy !req
277. Hey there, gorgeous.Copy !req
278. I'm sorry, but I just
couldn't help myse— Uh-oh.Copy !req
279. Uh, Zack?Copy !req
280. I think I broke Becky.Copy !req
281. I can't believe London thinks that cheap
perfume is making her smart.Copy !req
282. Cheap? Uh, you bought me that perfume.Copy !req
283. That's how I know it's cheap.Copy !req
284. Well, cheap or not, it made her smart.Copy !req
285. - So pay up.
- Uh...Copy !req
286. The bet was a B on the final,Copy !req
287. and the final's not till tomorrow.Copy !req
288. Meanwhile, I'm sure London's back toCopy !req
289. figuring out how doorknobs work.Copy !req
290. Good day, fellow smarty-arties.Copy !req
291. - Uh, London, I love this new look.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
292. It's your basic smart-person look.Copy !req
293. So are we discussing something smart?Copy !req
294. - We're talking about Cody's job.
- Mmm. Is it a smart job?Copy !req
295. - I hand out towels.
- Are they smart towels?Copy !req
296. Yeah, they absorb everything.Copy !req
297. So does my brain!Copy !req
298. Oh, and it's all thanks
to Bailey's tutoring.Copy !req
299. - I don't know. Don't you smell—
- Shouldn't you be studying?Copy !req
300. Oh, that's right. I even called my daddy
and told him I plan on getting an A.Copy !req
301. So bring, like, a bucket
of that smart perfume!Copy !req
302. Okay.Copy !req
303. London, is it true?Copy !req
304. I heard from your teacher you got a C.Copy !req
305. Nope.Copy !req
306. Oh!Copy !req
307. I got a C+!Copy !req
308. Plus!Copy !req
309. Oh, joy of joys!Copy !req
310. London, I haven't been this proud of youCopy !req
311. since you learned that socks
don't go over your head.Copy !req
312. Keep up the good work!Copy !req
313. Wow, I'm good.Copy !req
314. I made someone smarter, but I also savedCopy !req
315. a bunch of goats from a dangerously
inexperienced herder.Copy !req
316. I still don't think it's fair that you
lied to London about that perfume.Copy !req
317. Hey, a bet's a bet.Copy !req
318. You never said I couldn't use a placebo.Copy !req
319. Well, are you ever going to tell LondonCopy !req
320. that it's just ordinary perfume and
it can't make her smart?Copy !req
321. What London doesn't know won't hurt her.Copy !req
322. And in her case, that's a lot.Copy !req
323. Hey, London, how's it going?Copy !req
324. I'm not really smart.Copy !req
325. I just smell smart.Copy !req
326. Well, that was odd, even for London.Copy !req
327. Hey, Woodchuck. You clean up nicely.Copy !req
328. Oh, okay, now remember what I told you.Copy !req
329. You go over there
and you sweep Becky off her feet.Copy !req
330. Okay. But if she hurts me,
it's on your conscience.Copy !req
331. I'll take that chance.Copy !req
332. Hey there, Becky.Copy !req
333. I just wanted to knowCopy !req
334. if it hurt...Copy !req
335. When you fell from heaven.Copy !req
336. No. But it's gonna hurt when I throw you
from the crow's nest.Copy !req
337. Okay.Copy !req
338. But I wanted to knowCopy !req
339. if you're from Tennessee,Copy !req
340. because you're the only ten I see!Copy !req
341. Get it? Ten?Copy !req
342. Like you're hot.Copy !req
343. - You think I'm hot?
- Yeah!Copy !req
344. Wow, this herbal shampoo
is really paying off!Copy !req
345. But you should know that
I'm with somebody.Copy !req
346. Okay.Copy !req
347. Uh, look, Becky...Copy !req
348. Oh, jeez!Copy !req
349. Ooh, what is this I see?Copy !req
350. My best friend in the arms
of my best girl?Copy !req
351. Zack, you don't understand.Copy !req
352. No, I do understand, you two-timer!Copy !req
353. This relationship is over.Copy !req
354. Zack. Zack, it's not what you think.Copy !req
355. No, words cannot help.Copy !req
356. I must try and mend my broken heart
with a pudding cup.Copy !req
357. - Oh Zack, please!
- Haven't you hurt me enough?Copy !req
358. Armadillo!Copy !req
359. Please don't hit me! Please don't hit me!Copy !req
360. Please don't hit me!Copy !req
361. Hey, what's up, London?Copy !req
362. - You look kind of down.
- I am.Copy !req
363. I don't suppose you
have a perfume for that.Copy !req
364. What do you mean?Copy !req
365. I mean, I know all about
your phony-baloney perfume.Copy !req
366. How did you find out?Copy !req
367. I overheard you and Cody
talking about fooling meCopy !req
368. with that fake perfume
that's just a gazebo.Copy !req
369. But on the bright side,
it did get you to study.Copy !req
370. And you got a better grade.Copy !req
371. You've always been
able to do it, on your own.Copy !req
372. No, I can't!Copy !req
373. I'll never be smart again!Copy !req
374. And I like being smart!Copy !req
375. You can still be smart.Copy !req
376. You just have to believe in yourself.Copy !req
377. Believe in yourself,Copy !req
378. and...Copy !req
379. Use my special smart lipstick.Copy !req
380. You have special smart lipstick?Copy !req
381. Yeah, here.Copy !req
382. It's working!Copy !req
383. I feel smarter already! Oh!Copy !req
384. You even look smarter.Copy !req
385. Let me at that final!Copy !req
386. You know, it hurts being smart.Copy !req
387. Hey, gorgeous, what can I get—Copy !req
388. Becky? Wow.Copy !req
389. You look like a— Like a girl.Copy !req
390. Thank you... I think.Copy !req
391. Well, you know,Copy !req
392. if you've come here to win me back,Copy !req
393. you've won!Copy !req
394. I actually already have
a date with someone else.Copy !req
395. What about us? What happened?Copy !req
396. What happened is I met someone
who really connects with me.Copy !req
397. And he makes me feel beautiful.Copy !req
398. Who is this Casanova?Copy !req
399. Hola.Copy !req
400. Woody?Copy !req
401. Can I talk to you for a second? Come here!Copy !req
402. What are you doing dating my girl?Copy !req
403. You told me to.Copy !req
404. You were so worried about
looking like a wimp,Copy !req
405. you didn't even notice Becky
is sweet, smart, funny...Copy !req
406. And she can burp the minute
waltz in 30 seconds.Copy !req
407. She's every man's dream.Copy !req
408. Well, she swept me off my feet.Copy !req
409. - Literally.Copy !req
410. Let's go, my little curly fry.Copy !req
411. Bye, Zack.Copy !req
412. I miss being lifted.Copy !req
413. Don't look at me.Copy !req
414. Ahhh!Copy !req
415. London, what happened?Copy !req
416. I got a B+ on my math final.Copy !req
417. Oh, bravo!Copy !req
418. Oh, your father will be so proud.Copy !req
419. And I won't have to learn
how to speak goat.Copy !req
420. Meanwhile, um,Copy !req
421. have you been kissing a clown?Copy !req
422. Oh, this?Copy !req
423. Oh, it's just something to help me study.Copy !req
424. Oh, well, in that case,
you've never looked lovely.Copy !req
425. Thank you. Oh!Copy !req
426. So, Cody, now that Bailey and my new
smarticles have won your bet,Copy !req
427. what does she get?
A limo, a boat, a million dollars?Copy !req
428. A kiss on the cheek. Pay up.Copy !req
429. My pleasure.Copy !req
430. Ech! Poor people!Copy !req
431. I bet you a foot rub I am convince London
a giant merman is holding up the ship.Copy !req
432. You're on.Copy !req