The Suite Life on Deck 2x4

Leslie-Anne Panaligan as Reina • Rachael Kathryn Bell as Addison • Matthew Timmons as Woody Fink

Bailey gets jealous when Cody gets attention from other girls after he becomes the substitute home-ec teacher. Meanwhile, London tries to sell Zack's "paintings" which are things he's had in his mouth when he sneezed.

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1. There we go, perfect consistency.

2. Mmm! Man, I love pudding.

3. Wow. Beautiful.

4. Just one more little touch.

5. London, this is not a makeup class.

6. Huh. Yes, that's exactly what it is.

7. I failed art last semester and they told me

8. I needed to take a makeup class.

9. Easy A!

10. No, London, what they meant was—

11. - Just go.

12. Achoo!

13. Eww.

14. Thanks a lot!

15. Woody, I'm glad to see one guy in our school

16. is evolved enough to sign up for Home Ec.

17. Oh, I'm just here to hit on Addison.

18. Plus, it's the only class where you can eat your homework.

19. Hey, guys! What do you think we'll make today?

20. Maybe it'll be a salad, a casserole, a hearty soup or—

21. Oh! I hope it's something with broccoli.

22. I love broccoli. It's like eating little trees,

23. makes me feel like I'm a giant. Hello, little tree.

24. Na-na-na— Because I'm a giant.

25. Whatever keeps her mouth busy.

26. Good morning, class.

27. I am Mr. Martin.

28. But you may call me "sir" or "chef."

29. or "sir chef."

30. I think I have a crush on the teacher.

31. What happened to Mrs. Westphall?

32. She was chopping onions when we hit that big wave.

33. Yeah, it wasn't pretty.

34. So they're lettingyou teach?

35. I knew I should have taken art.

36. Well, food is art—

37. Art that you can eat.

38. Yes!

39. For example, is this a tomato?

40. Yeah. - Looks like it.

41. Or a rose for your dinner date?

42. Ooh!

43. Oh. You are good.

44. All right, let's start with some basics.

45. Who knows how to reduce vinegar and shallots

46. to make a beurre blanc?

47. Okay, who knows how to flash-caramelize filbert shards?

48. Who knows what an egg is?

49. Oh, me!

50. I know everything there is to know about eggs.

51. I've collected them, candled them

52. and even pulled them right out of the cloaca.

53. The single multipurpose opening in the chicken's—

54. Okay! Let's save the chicken chit-chat for the lunchroom.

55. Let's learn how to crack an egg.

56. or shall I say... four eggs?

57. Ooh!

58. When you're done with that,

59. We are going to be making a meringue.

60. so everybody pick up their whisk.

61. The thing you used as a wand when you were a kid

62. and dressed up like a fairy princess.

63. Wow, Addison. I've never seen whisking that fast,

64. not even from an electric mixer.

65. Well, thanks. I'm not even on full speed.

66. Oh, no, no, Addison.

67. Light touch.

68. Oh. That feels right.

69. That way the egg whites and the sugars can become one.

70. and once you've whipped it up to a peak,

71. let it dance across your taste buds.

72. Mmm.

73. - I'm speechless. - That's a first.

74. Ooh, me, me, me. My turn.

75. Mmm, my taste buds aredancing.

76. They're doing the merengue.

77. Oh... very good.

78. Um...

79. Aren't— Aren't we supposed to be whisking?

80. Oh, that's right, Miss... Pickett.

81. Zachary Mar—

82. - Zack!

83. - My painting! Zack, I have a problem.

84. If this is about your polo pony needing plastic surgery,

85. I already told you— his face issupposed to look horsey!

86. No. This is about that art class.

87. Turns out, you have to hand in a painting

88. or you fail! So I need yours.

89. Hey, hey, hey, no way. I worked really hard on this.

90. Hmm. Ooh, ooh!

91. How about this one? I'll give you 20 bucks for it.

92. That's the canvas you ruined by making me sneeze pudding.

93. Hey, you see trash, I see D-.

94. This is awesome!

95. - It's just $20. - Hey, you see $20,

96. I see an 8 foot churro.

97. - London. - Oh, Mrs. McCracken.

98. Muah, muah.

99. I haven't seen you since that benefit to buy fur coats for hairless Chihuahuas.

100. Yes, such a worthy cause.

101. Although when you put the jackets on them,

102. they still shook.

103. Oh, what's this?

104. Oh, just a painting I bought.

105. Oh.

106. Wow. Daring.

107. I love the way it explodes on the canvas.

108. it evokes the enigmatic glory

109. of the human condition.

110. - Who painted this? - Oh, pfft! He's no one.

111. Oh, an unknown genius?

112. - How much did you pay? - Twenty.

113. Twenty thousand? I'll give you 30,000.

114. - Thirty thousand? - Oh come on, now.

115. A $10,000 profit is nothing to sneeze at.

116. - In this case it is. Sold! - Yes.

117. and I'll buy any more you can get.

118. - Hey, Bailey. - Don't you mean "Miss Pickett"?

119. That's only during school hours.

120. after that, you're my little "Hay Bail."

121. Cody! I think I over spiced my gazpacho.

122. I added salt, pepper, garlic, cayenne, cumin, turmeric,

123. shallots, cilantro and a dash of tarragon.

124. Very experimental.

125. But let's try it.

126. I also may have blended in my retainer.

127. More cilantro, less metal.

128. You are so brilliant.

129. Uh, now, where were we?

130. - We were— - Cody!

131. Can you taste my gazpacho?

132. - Uh, actually, we were trying— - Sure.

133. Mmm. Delicious.

134. Someone's been paying attention in class.

135. How can I not?

136. Seconds?

137. Great! Cold tomato soup. Bye.

138. - Bailey, what's wrong? - Nothing.

139. Let's just enjoy being alone,

140. just you and me...

141. And Reina, and Addison, and—

142. Hey, you're not even in our class.

143. So you really want another painting?

144. What can I say? I have a weakness for the finer things.

145. Now hork that gravy out of your schnoz.

146. Achoo!

147. Oh. Exquisite, exquisite.

148. Here's another 20.

149. Ha, cool. I've made 40 bucks this week. That's a lot of money.

150. It sure is. See you.

151. I am madder than a chicken with a clogged cloaca.

152. All the girls just can't keep their hands off Cody.

153. - Cody who? - My Cody.

154. Every time I turn around, some girl's shoving her gazpacho

155. - in his face. - Ooh!

156. You're jealous.

157. I am not!

158. Well, whatever you do, don't tell Cody.

159. Never let a boyfriend know you're jealous.

160. I'm telling you, I'm not jealous.

161. Good, very convincing.

162. Seriously, I'm not jealous.

163. Wow, you could be an actress.

164. I mean, if you were pretty.

165. Woody, what's going on in here?

166. I don't know, but...

167. I feel this strange desire to powder my nose.

168. - Oh! - Here comes sir chef!

169. - Hello, class. Hello, Mr. Martin.

170. Hello, Mr. Martin.

171. Okay, girls, and Woody,

172. today we're going to knead ciabatta dough.

173. Ooh.

174. Now, the key is not to work from the wrist,

175. but from the upper arm.

176. Oh.

177. Hey, Addison. I brought you some flours.

178. Bleached and whole grain.

179. - Get it? Woody...

180. Is my teaching getting in the way of your talking?

181. Sorry, Mr. Martin.

182. Now, if you're doing it right,

183. you should feel it in the tricep.

184. Ooh, I want to feel! what does it feel like?

185. I want to feel.

186. Wait, me first!

187. Wow!

188. Impressive!

189. - Woody! - Sorry, Mr. Martin.

190. Um, aren't we supposed to be getting our assignments back today?

191. Well, considering I ate them, I don't think you'd like that.

192. So instead I frosted your grades onto these cookies.

193. Ooh!

194. Woody.

195. - Reina. - Thanks.

196. - Addison. - I got an A!

197. - Me too! - A C+?

198. - Woody, what did you get? - Guess I forgot to look.

199. Um, excuse me, Mr. Martin.

200. Uh, you didn't like my gazpacho?

201. It was... traditional,

202. but Addison made hers extra chunky

203. and Reina added mint.

204. Sometimes a guy just wants to try something new.

205. Yeah, sometimes the same old, same old

206. can get soboring.

207. Mr. Martin, Bailey broke my spoon!

208. Miss Pickett!

209. Abusing kitchen utensils is an automatic demerit!

210. I'm afraid I'm going to have to lower your grade to a C.

211. Hey, Bailey. They're showing Casablanca in the theater.

212. - Want to go? - Aren't you busy with your students?

213. Well, actually, they're the ones who arranged it.

214. I like to break down the student-teacher barrier,

215. connect with the kids.

216. You can connect without me.

217. Oh, I know what's going on here.

218. You're mad because I gave you a C.

219. Look, if you want, I could take another look at your grade.

220. Okay, first of all, you can't because Woodyate my grade.

221. And second, I'm not mad about the C.

222. If you don't understand what's going on here,

223. that just shows how incredibly insensitive and clueless you are!

224. So I'm guessing you don't want to go to the movie?

225. What's wrong, Bailey?

226. I'm losing my guy.

227. Tell me about it.

228. I'm losing my gal. She's at Casablanca with Mr. Martin.

229. It's not Cody's fault he's so irresistible.

230. Why don't you tell Lanky McStanky and her friends to simmer down?

231. You might talk like that on the farm,

232. but we do not speak about ladies that way inCleveland.

233. You're right, Woody.

234. We should be working together, not fighting.

235. Wait a minute.

236. I bet we could solve this Home Ec problem

237. by cooking something up ourselves.

238. Like lamb chops?

239. I love lamb chops.

240. I'm talking about making Cody jealous.

241. Because we have lamp chops and he doesn't!

242. Excuse me, ma'am. Where did you get that?

243. Oh, it's wonderful, isn't it?

244. It's called "Inner peace."

245. Uh, no, it's called "Inner Peas."

246. Oh, you're familiar with the artist?

247. Quite familiar.

248. We're about as close as two people can get.

249. It's rumored that he's a tortured French genius.

250. Zachary Martin

251. will be the next big thing. I'm buying up as much as I can.

252. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You bought that?

253. May I ask how much you paid?

254. Oh I got for a steal. I only paid 30.

255. Oh, Flora!

256. Thirty dollars?

257. London, you open this door immediately!

258. Okey-dokey.

259. London, you open this door immediately... again!

260. Oh, hi, Zack.

261. Wait, why aren't you working on your latest master sneeze?

262. I know your secret!

263. Okay, so I had my ears done,

264. but this is what I Iooked like before.

265. Not that! Wow.

266. No, I'm talking about you selling my paintings for a profit!

267. Well, did you think I'd sell them for a loss?

268. - But you haven't been sharing with me. - You got your $20.

269. - What about the rest? - I have expenses.

270. Like what?

271. Frames and hooks—

272. Outfits to wear when I buy frames and hooks.

273. You know, $30,000 doesn't go as far as it used to.

274. Thirty... thousand... dollars?

275. Look, I know it's not that much,

276. - But you're just starting out. - Well, yeah, it's not that much to you,

277. But that's more than I'll make in my entire life!

278. Ooh! that's sad.

279. Well, you know what's sad?

280. that you're my friend and you're exploiting me!

281. No, I'm not.

282. Wuh—

283. Achoo!

284. Ah, beautiful. Let me get your 20 bucks.

285. No! no!

286. If you want an original, you can pay market price.

287. Zachary Martin is going

288. into the business for himself!

289. I hope it's not as a dialect coach, because that accent— Wow.

290. Today, we will be exploring the glory of the potato.

291. Or, as the French call it,

292. the apple of the earth.

293. Woody, could you help me with my potato,

294. you big handsome man?

295. Sure, but... aren't we supposed to be

296. - starting the plan? - This is the plan.

297. - Oh. - Could you maybe help me

298. mash some potatoes? You're so strong and cut.

299. That tickles. Oh.

300. I mean, I would happy to help out a gorgeous

301. female person such as yourself.

302. Almost got it.

303. You might want to use the cooked ones.

304. Oh.

305. Oh— Oh! Hot! Hot!

306. Hot, hot, hot!

307. Woody, are you okay?

308. Yeah, my hair took most of the blow.

309. Okay, this plan is not working.

310. We need to do something that doesn't require any skill

311. or manly abilities.

312. Oh! I got manly abilities. Check this.

313. Bailey, what are you doing?

314. Clearly she's interested in another guy.

315. Lucky you, because you get me.

316. Oh, ho, ho, that's it, Miss Gazpacho.

317. - You're going down! - Ow!

318. Yeah, uh-huh. That's what happens.

319. Oh, ho, ho!

320. Fight, fight, fight!

321. Help! help! There's a fight!

322. Someone get a teacher! What are you doing?

323. Oh, yeah. Rats.

324. Ladies! ladies! Put those utensils down!

325. you'll damage the non-stick coating!

326. Ladies!

327. How dare you kiss my boyfriend?

328. Well, what do you care? you're into Woody now!

329. Woody! Oh, please!

330. I wouldn't date him if he was the last guy on the planet.

331. Hey!

332. Oh, Woody, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it like that.

333. Oh, that's it!

334. Aah! The beater, the beater, the beater!

335. Can't we settle this—

336. Fight, fight!

337. I'll protect you, Addison!

338. Oh, ho, ho—

339. - Woody! - Oh.

340. I'm just glad I could take a roll for you.

341. My soufflé is done!

342. Le shh!

343. Uh, this is your prime opportunity

344. to buy an original Zachary Martin

345. from the artist himself.

346. that would be moi.

347. - What's going on here? - Oh, as if you didn't know.

348. Zachary Martin is auctioning off his latest works.

349. Ah, this is the first piece up for bid.

350. I call it "Portrait of a Fat Lazy American."

351. We will start the bidding at a mere, mmm, $30,000.

352. Don't think you're going to outbid me.

353. Actually, I'm not buying any more Zachary Martin.

354. You aren't?

355. Okay, okay. You know, times, they are tough.

356. Why do we not say $20,000?

357. Do I hear a 10?

358. Because all I hear is the sound of people leaving.

359. You know, I can see why you're disillusioned.

360. when I first saw his work,

361. it spoke to mysoul...

362. in the hushed breathy tones

363. of a weeping angel.

364. And now— Now it just looks like...

365. Someone sneezed grape jelly on canvas?

366. Bingo.

367. How about 100? Fifty?

368. I'll give you 20 bucks for it.

369. I still need something to hand in for class.

370. I don't understand.

371. Yesterday people were willing to spend $30,000 on my art.

372. Look, I told you— You needed me.

373. Look, people only wanted your stuff becausel wanted it.

374. London, you took advantage of me

375. for thousands and thousands of dollars!

376. Hey, times are tough.

377. Daddy cut my allowance down to three gold bars a week!

378. Eh— I can't even afford three chocolate bars a week!

379. You could haveshared the profits evenly.

380. Look, you're right. I'll give you your half.

381. I spent the money on this outfit, so what days do you want to wear it?

382. London!

383. Okay, I'm sorry.

384. Look, it's just hard to get away from what you're taught growing up.

385. When I was a little girl, my dad used to always say

386. "Money is more important than friendship!"

387. That's awful. Why did he yell?

388. Oh, he didn't. Everything just sounded really loud

389. because I had those big ears.

390. Bailey, what's going on with you?

391. You're acting up in class.

392. You're fighting. You're horribly misusing kitchen utensils.

393. Well, excuse me if I'm upset because all the girls in class fawn all over you.

394. What?

395. I see the way they flirt with you.

396. and you don't do anything to stop them.

397. Really? They're flirting withme?

398. Yes. It's disgusting.

399. Yeah!

400. All of them?

401. How could you not notice?

402. Because you're the only girl I notice.

403. Oh.

404. But then how come you treated me so coldly in class?

405. Well, I'm the teacher.

406. I can't show favoritism, especially to my favorite girl.

407. From now on if you're upset, just tell me.

408. You're right.

409. I heard there was a food fight! Sick!

410. Oh, man, I missed it?

411. Here!

412. Ooh, ciabatta.