1. Yeah, so then I snuck into the pump room,
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2. and turbo-charged the wave pool.
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3. Yeah, that wasn't funny.
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4. You know, Moseby's gonna be ticked.
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5. Oh, please, he'll never
figure out it was me.
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6. Zachary Martin.
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7. I think Moseby figured it out.
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8. Zachary Martin.
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9. I think
that Moseby figured it out too.
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10. Ah!
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11. Holy Hanky, what is going on here?
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12. There are two Mosebys?
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13. One was bad enough.
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14. I must annihilate Zachary Martin.
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15. Ha, been there.
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16. Oh, oh, I don't know
who or what you are but,
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17. you will have to annihilate me first.
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18. Understood. Programming updated.
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19. Oh, dear.
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20. - Must annihilate.
- Go, Moseby.
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21. Get him, Moseby, yeah.
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22. Wait, how can you tell which one's which?
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23. I can't. I just wanna see a good fight.
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24. Moseby's a robot.
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25. Well, that would explain why he
never needed the company of a woman.
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26. - Cody, do something.
- Right.
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27. Okay, someone else do something.
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28. I'll help you, Mr. Moseby.
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29. Hey look, batteries.
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30. Zachary Martin must...
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31. Dude, how did you know his battery pack
was in his boxers?
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32. I didn't. I just like pantsing people.
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33. Must annihilate Zachary Martin.
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34. Recompute, recompute.
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35. You're not gonna do anything
without your guidance chip.
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36. Uh, by the way, are all of your
vital systems
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37. accessed through your rear?
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38. Give me that.
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39. Malfunction.
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40. You'd better tell us why you're here
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41. if you ever wanna stop
walking like my Uncle Dobbs.
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42. He was kicked by a mule,
and struck by lightning.
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43. And run over by a tractor.
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44. Uncle Dobbs is not a lucky man.
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45. I am from 500 years in the future,
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46. sent by the crew of the starship Tipton.
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47. Zack's descendant Zirk has
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48. pulled a prank that has put
all of mankind in danger.
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49. So you're the first
in a long line of hooligans.
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50. Well, no surprise there.
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51. Ugh, this is boring.
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52. Put his chippy thing back in so he
and Moseby can wrestle again.
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53. Yeah, wrestle.
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54. Zirk's prank disabled
our spacecraft's controls.
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55. And now we're hurtling
toward Anterian space,
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56. the most horrible place in the universe.
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57. Why? No good shopping?
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58. One tiny mall
and no play area for the kids.
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59. Violation of Anterian space
would be considered an act of war.
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60. And zillions of people
in the future will die.
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61. Oh, well, bummer.
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62. Hey, thanks for visiting.
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63. Here's a smoothie for the road.
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64. I cannot leave until I annihilate you.
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65. So that Zirk will never be born
and his prank will never happen.
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66. Look, I agree that annihilating Zack
will solve many, many problems.
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67. But there has to be another solution.
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68. Well, I got nothing.
Nice knowing you, Zack.
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69. Cody's really good with computers.
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70. Maybe he could help fix your starship
and get you guys back on course.
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71. According to the history banks,
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72. Cody Martin does have seven Nobel Prizes
in Physics and Nanomechanics.
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73. - Yes!
- What about me?
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74. How many Nobel Prizes
does Bailey Pickett have?
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75. - Eight.
- What?
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76. - For peace.
- Oh, I thought they were the real kind.
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77. Given your abilities, I'm willing to take
you into the future
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78. and let you try to fix the situation.
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79. - Perhaps your friends can help too.
- That sounds so cool.
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80. Fine, but you're putting
this chip back in yourself.
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81. Now stand on the temporal portal.
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82. Huh?
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83. The hot tub.
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84. - Oh!
- Oh, got it.
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85. Oh, the future, I can't wait to see
what my stocks did.
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86. This is gonna be awesome.
I wonder what it'll look like.
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87. Whoa.
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88. I made it.
I'm all tingly.
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89. Welcome to the starship Tipton.
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90. How exciting!
- Wow, this looks a lot like our ship.
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91. That is because the design of all Tipton
vessels was inspired by the S.S. Tipton.
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92. Fascinating. This ship must be enclosed
by some invisible force field
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93. to keep in the oxygen.
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94. Precisely. Just don't fart.
We have no place for those things to go.
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95. Now he tells me.
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96. Um, excuse me.
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97. Will the force field protect us
from the dinosaur attacks?
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98. Uh...
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99. We're in the future, not the past.
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100. Well, did you ever think
that maybe the dinosaurs disappeared
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101. because they went into the future?
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102. - I can honestly say that I haven't.
Aw.
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103. All right, let's fix this puppy.
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104. Wait, if my programmers see me
with people from your time,
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105. they will realize I did not
complete my mission
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106. and I will be recycled into a waffle iron.
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107. They've got waffles in the future?
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108. Yes! I love waffles.
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109. What are we supposed to do?
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110. We don't exactly blend in.
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111. I have an idea.
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112. I like these outfits.
- Speak for yourself.
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113. The guys in red always get killed.
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114. See?
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115. Note to self, do not open airlocks
without gravity boots.
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116. Note to self, this outfit has no sparkles.
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117. I'm gonna go look for some accessories.
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118. Let's go kick some alien butt.
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119. Assuming they have butts.
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120. Zack, do not let your
emotions control you.
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121. We must approach this conflict logically.
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122. Now what exactly happened
to the ship's guidance system?
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123. Zirk altered our trajectory
for planet Bikini.
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124. Oh, that's my boy.
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125. I hope you grounded him.
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126. Sort of the opposite.
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127. We set him adrift
in the cold darkness of space
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128. where no one can hear him scream.
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129. Ow!
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130. Stupid meteorites.
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131. Ooh.
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132. Where is the exterminator robot?
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133. Uh-oh. I'm outtie.
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134. No, I don't want to be the exterminator.
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135. Hi there.
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136. Was your mission a success?
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137. Uh, yes, mission accomplished.
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138. Target neutralized.
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139. But we are still on course
for Anterian space.
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140. Why has the timeline not changed?
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141. Sometimes there's a lag.
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142. An hour, maybe two. I don't know,
could be a week, uh...
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143. Curious. Your vocal subroutines
seem out of phase.
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144. I'm going to take you in
for some diagnostics.
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145. Aw, I'm too young to di... agnostics.
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146. There has to be a boutique
around here somewhere.
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147. Nope, day spa.
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148. No, London, wait!
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149. London, come back. Help!
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150. Help! Help!
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151. Of course I'll help.
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152. First, I'll pull out the language
module embedded in your tongue.
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153. No.
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154. I mean...
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155. all linguistic systems are
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156. functioning within normal parameters.
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157. Well, let's test a few.
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158. - French.
Oh. bonjour.
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159. Je m'appelle robot.
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160. - German.
- Uh!
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161. Guten tag, ich bin ein robot.
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162. And now Flidonian.
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163. Well said.
By the way, I love that poem.
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164. Perhaps the problem
is your batteries are depleted.
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165. Nope, you're good.
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166. Ooh, now we're talking.
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167. Hello.
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168. - Are you my new maid?
- Ugh, no.
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169. So I have no maid,
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170. no butler, no massage bot?
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171. I hate Daddy for making me go
to this stupid space school.
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172. You're in school?
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173. Don't tell anyone but,
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174. I've been left back a few times.
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175. Oh.
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176. I don't think rich people
should have to go to school.
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177. - So you're rich too?
- You don't recognize me?
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178. Don't you upload the tabloid modules
into your neurolink port?
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179. Okay, I don't understand most
of what people tell me in my time,
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180. so I really got no shot at this.
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181. I am Rome Tipton.
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182. Gasp. I'm London Tipton.
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183. You're my
great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.
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184. Which makes you
my lots-of-greats-grandson.
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185. - Mummy.
- Boy chick, oh.
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186. Okay, it looks like
the impulse engines are powered
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187. by a fusion-based crystalline reactor.
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188. Wow, you don't check
your email for 500 years
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189. and your inbox really fills up.
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190. Spam, spam, spam—
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191. Ooh. "Earn big money from home."
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192. Oh, look, the captain must be going
to the little astronauts' room.
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193. I've gotta sit in his chair.
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194. Uh... No, no, no.
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195. I don't think that's a good idea, Marcus.
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196. Ensign, hail the enemy.
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197. Uh-oh.
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198. This is the Anterian commander.
What do you want?
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199. Told you.
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200. Um, I'm not here right now.
Please leave me a message. Beep.
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201. I can see you.
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202. I can still see you.
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203. Hello.
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204. Nice to meet you.
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205. You have lovely antennae.
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206. Flattery will get you nowhere.
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207. But thank you.
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208. Perhaps if I reroute power from
secondary systems through the warp core—
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209. All right, All right, you've had
your chance. It's my turn.
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210. Zack, I don't think you
really comprehend the complexities
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211. of particle beam acceleration.
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212. Hey, I did something.
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213. Yeah, you doubled our speed
towards Anterian space.
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214. You put the entire human race
that much closer to total annihilation.
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215. Attention crew.
We are initiating evacuation procedures.
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216. Please proceed to your designated escape
pod in an orderly fashion.
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217. I said orderly.
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218. Why do I even try?
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219. Cody's log.
Galactic time: 43.6 chronons.
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220. Thanks to my brother, Zack,
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221. we are speeding
towards Anterian space and our doom.
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222. Most of the crew, including the captain,
have abandoned ship,
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223. leaving the starship Tipton in our hands.
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224. It's not working.
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225. Ooh, ooh.
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226. Hi, guys. I want you to meet
my really great-grandson.
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227. Isn't he adorable?
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228. - Grandma, not in front of the crew.
- Oh.
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229. What are we gonna do?
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230. These ant dudes are gonna
make a picnic out of us.
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231. Maybe we should try diplomacy. After all,
I do have eight Nobel Peace Prizes.
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232. Fake worthless category.
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233. Hail the enemy.
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234. What now?
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235. I was taking my pre-annihilation shower.
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236. I wanna be squeaky clean
when I blow you to smithereens.
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237. Please, you can't destroy all of mankind.
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238. Of course I can.
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239. I have this button.
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240. - I mean you shouldn't.
- Why not?
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241. Humans are an ugly and disgusting race.
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242. Yeah, said the dude with hairy feelers
and a slime pouch.
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243. Look, maybe we seem ugly to you but,
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244. we have so much to offer the universe.
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245. Art, culture, music.
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246. "Music"?
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247. - What is this music you speak of?
Music, it's awesome.
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248. He'll show you. This is Lil' Little.
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249. Li'l Little?
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250. Is that supposed to be a humorous name?
Like calling a bald guy, Curly,
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251. or a short guy, Stretch?
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252. The metal in your arm
seems to have lost molecular integrity.
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253. This thing is like mush.
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254. Perhaps you should let me go
so I can head off to the robot gym.
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255. Oh, nonsense.
We can just replace it now.
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256. Oh, dear.
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257. Oh, It looks like
you have some sort of fluid leak.
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258. I will have to pop
those faulty eyeballs out.
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259. Is it too late
to get a second opinion?
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260. Now where is my eyeball scoop?
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261. Not the eyeball scoop.
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262. Cody's log.
Galactic time: 43.98 chronons.
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263. In two Earth minutes we will cross
into Anterian space.
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264. Luckily I have extensive knowledge
of both astrophysics and space telemetry.
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265. Zack's log. Hurry up, dipstick.
We're down to one minute.
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266. Okay.
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267. I've jury-rigged the warp field generator
to create a small
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268. tear in the space-time continuum
which should form a wormhole,
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269. allowing us to jump instantaneously
over Anterian space.
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270. And yet you can't hit
a wiffle ball off a tee.
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271. Hey, guys, can you take a picture
of me and my grandson?
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272. Granny's taking me to the zoo tomorrow.
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273. Kids under 75 get in free.
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274. Yes! Just made it.
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275. That is if we don't get
blown to bits today.
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276. We're not gonna get blown to bits
when I connect the last wire.
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277. I'm just not sure if it should be
the red one or the black one.
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278. - Duh, black. It goes with everything.
- Wait, wait, wait. London, no, no, no.
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279. Did I do it?
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280. No, but you did turn on
the left turn signal.
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281. Holla... gram.
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282. Enough.
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283. You have just entered our sovereign space
despite teasing us by signaling left.
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284. We consider that an act of aggression.
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285. Also, as far as your singing goes,
four thumbs down.
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286. Prepare to be destroyed.
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287. Uh, prepare?
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288. Okay, but I'm gonna need
a few hours to wash my hair—
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289. Silence!
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290. It's just an expression.
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291. Let's see. Nose probe,
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292. ear drill, oh, butt sander.
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293. Ah, here it is: eyeball scoop.
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294. No, please.
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295. Oh, don't be such a baby.
You won't even feel it.
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296. Yes, I will, because I am not a robot.
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297. Typical robot answer. Open wide.
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298. Cody's log.
Galactic time: 50.05 chronons.
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299. Despite having entered
Anterian space, all seems calm.
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300. Perhaps the aliens have had
a change of heart.
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301. Great, we're all gonna die!
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302. Ha, ha, serves you right, suckers.
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303. Ow. Stupid lasers.
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304. Oh, my.
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305. How many times do I have
to go through this?
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306. Whoa.
Ship in danger.
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307. Restraints disengaged.
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308. Ah, stay back.
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309. I'm... armed.
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310. Yeah? Well, I have the remote.
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311. Ooh! Ooh!
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312. - All right, all right.
Ha, ha, ha.
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313. Look, the ship is under attack.
We robots need to stick together.
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314. No, I'm not a robot.
This is just protective gear.
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315. - Emma?
- No, my name is...
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316. - Can I call you Eyaw for short?
- Sure.
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317. Look, I'm not a robot either.
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318. - I'm human.
- Oh, no, you're not.
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319. Yes, I am. See?
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320. - No batteries.
- Oh.
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321. I see. You're not a robot.
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322. But you are cute.
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323. And since we're about
to be disintegrated...
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324. Quiet!
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325. We've got to get out of here.
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326. We can go to our
family ski lodge on Pluto.
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327. We own a ski lodge on a dog?
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328. I know. Kind of goofy, huh?
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329. Humans, we have disabled your ship.
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330. Prepare to be boarded.
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331. Uh, prepare? Okay.
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332. But I'm gonna need
some time to tidy up a little bit—
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333. Stop it.
Expression, we went over this.
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334. The point is we're coming.
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335. After we pack a lunch.
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336. Well, good job, Zack.
Not only did you mess up the future,
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337. but you managed to drag us into it.
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338. Hey, I don't see any
of your descendants here helping.
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339. Oh, wait, maybe that's because
nobody wanted to have kids with you.
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340. Look, will you two stop bickering?
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341. We're about to become space dust.
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342. Ooh, sparkly!
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343. Surrender, human filth.
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344. Wow, you guys are a lot smaller in person.
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345. Stop that. It tickles.
We will now exterminate you
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346. and there's nothing you can do to stop us.
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347. He found our weakness. Ah, retreat.
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348. Get them.
Show no mercy.
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349. System control restored.
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350. Zack, you fixed the ship.
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351. Really? All I did was this:
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352. Powering down.
- Uh, oh.
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353. Powering up.
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354. System control restored.
Please, stop hitting me.
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355. Zack's log.
Galactic time: little hand 8, big hand 2.
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356. Thanks to me, the remaining Anterians
have surrendered and we're headed home.
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357. Oh, my dear Eyaw,
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358. I'm certainly going to miss you.
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359. Is there any chance
you can come back with me?
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360. I'd love to, but I can't risk
the great asteroid Armageddon of 2018.
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361. - I mean I have nothing to wear.
- Ah.
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362. - Yow!
- Sorry, just making sure.
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363. - Bye, Romy.
- Bye, Grandma.
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364. Thank you for the birthday check.
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365. Grandma's gonna miss you.
What will you do when I'm gone?
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366. For starters, I'm going to the spa.
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367. Ooh. No, no, no, not that door.
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368. Oh, my!
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369. Note-to-self, cancel birthday check.
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370. See? That's what he gets for wearing red.
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371. Now let's get out of here
before something happens to me.
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372. All right, I think I've
finally figured out this temporal portal.
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373. So where do you guys wanna go?
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374. Ancient Greece? Shakespearean England?
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375. Home.
- Okay, okay.
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376. Here we go.
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377. Bye, Marion.
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378. I'll never find anyone like you.
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379. Oh, hello.
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380. Nice battery pack, heh.
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381. Thank you. Want to go look at some rings?
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382. Rings? Yes, yes, yes.
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383. I have to go call my mom.
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384. No, I meant the rings of Saturn.
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385. Lucky I don't need oxygen.
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386. Ooh, I can see mother's house from here.
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387. And then we beamed back from
the future, having defeated the aliens
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388. and saved the entire human race.
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389. Is all of this just a long-winded way
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390. for you to tell me you
didn't do your homework?
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391. Yeah, pretty much.
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392. Okay, I should give you an F,
but I will give you a D
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393. since in your little fantasy
you gave me two boyfriends.
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394. One of them hurled himself
out of the space lock.
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395. So? My last boyfriend
hurled himself out of my car.
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396. Not a big deal.
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397. And, Zack, you might want to think
about changing your mischievous ways.
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398. Or one day, your descendants
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399. might really be set adrift in the cosmos.
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400. Yes! I finally made it to planet Bikini.
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401. Bring on the babes.
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402. Ah!
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403. Yikes. Ow.
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404. How do I get back into space?
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