The Suite Life on Deck 2x25

The SS Tipton is going straight in the path of endangered blue whales motivating Zack, Cody, Bailey, and Marcus to try their best to change the ship's course. They lock themselves into the engine room hoping the whales will safely pass, however they discover it's not as easy as it seems. Cody begins to faint due to heat exhaustion, Marcus becomes desperate for water, and Zack loses it and tries to break free. Eventually, Kirby and Mr. Moseby break into the engine room to attempt to stop them, but after seeing the whales on Cody's laptop, they decide to go along with plan.

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1. Oh, she is a beauty. Look at her shape.

2. The gentle curves of her body.

3. The way the water glistens off her skin.

4. Ooh! Is that the new swimsuit issue?

5. We're looking at whales.

6. Oh. Not really my thing, but I'll give it a look-see.

7. It's a pod of blue whales.

8. They were hunted almost to extinction

9. and they're still on the endangered species list.

10. We've adopted two calves and now we're tracking them

11. on the Jacques Tuloose Society's website.

12. Oh. I named mine Bailey-Whaley.

13. And I named mine Cody-Blowholey.

14. I say Moby-Barf.

15. You heard what I did there?

16. - I actually said Moby-Barf. - Did you hear what he did there?

17. Guys! Look.

18. They're just off the coast of South America

19. and heading in the direction of the ship.

20. No way! If we're lucky,

21. we'll be able to see our babies feasting on krill

22. in temperate Chilean waters!

23. What could possibly be more fun?

24. Oh, wait. Anything.

25. Hey, Moseby. So when are we docking?

26. I have to meet Daddy in Valparaíso

27. for the grand opening of a new Tipton Hotel.

28. - Mr. Tipton's going to be there? - Uh-huh.

29. You tell him we'll be docking right on time, if not sooner.

30. - Here you go, London. - Oh, what is that?

31. Oh, my key ring. The mayor of Valparaíso is giving us the key to the city

32. and I figure if it's for the whole city, it must be huge.

33. Yeah.

34. You know, I could use one of those. I got a lot of keys.

35. What's that teeny-tiny one with the little heart?

36. Oh, that's for my diary.

37. I always like to end my day with an installment

38. of "Kirby Morris: Life at Sea."

39. Oh, well, I don't have time to keep a diary,

40. so I have someone else keep it for me.

41. I love reading it at night to find out what I did during the day.

42. Cody, I just got an e-alert from Jacques himself.

43. He says the engine sounds from the ship

44. might interfere with the whales' sonar navigation.

45. We could end up hitting them.

46. Our babies!

47. Mr. Moseby, our adopted whales,

48. Bailey-Whaley and Cody-Blowholey, are in trouble.

49. Let me guess. The other whales are making fun of their names?

50. I told you we should've gone with Baleen and Fluke.

51. Those names are ridiculous. Would you have named your kids Gums and Elbow?

52. - I really don't care for your tone. - Sorry.

53. Can you two please take this mindless soap opera someplace else?

54. The thing is, the ship is heading right for a pod of blue whales.

55. You have to get the captain to divert our course.

56. I can't tell the captain how to run his ship,

57. just like he doesn't tell me how to do my job.

58. Okay, there was that one time he suggested we switch

59. to an all-in-one shampoo conditioner.

60. - Really? - I know. Crazy, right?

61. Please, Mr. Moseby, the whales need our help.

62. Look, I am sorry, but Mr. Tipton is waiting for us in Valparaíso

63. and if I make him wait, he'll make me wait... tables.

64. - But— - Zzt!

65. - But— But— - Zzt! Zzt!

66. And that's the last "zzt" I have on the matter.

67. I'm just saying, sometimes you condition for extra body

68. but don't want the drying that comes from shampoo.

69. I got it already.

70. - Kirby. - Sorry, kids, can't talk now.

71. When I'm guarding the captain's bridge, I have to keep a steely focus.

72. - But— - Aw, heck, I love a good gabfest.

73. - What you got? - Our whales are in trouble.

74. You got pet whales? I had a pet goldfish once.

75. - I bet you can't guess what his name was. - Goldie?

76. - Okay, what was my cat's name? - Fluffy?

77. - Hah! Wrong. - Whiskers?

78. Dang.

79. This is an emergency.

80. You have to tell the captain to change course,

81. otherwise we'll be jeopardizing the lives of endangered whales.

82. I guess if I put it like that, he can't say no.

83. You know, now that I actually think about it,

84. an all-in-one shampoo and conditioner—

85. Don't care.

86. He said no, then he threw his lunch at me.

87. Good thing he wasn't eating shish kebab.

88. - What you doing? - Oh. I'm planning on recording

89. some blue whale sounds to use in a single I'm working on.

90. It's called "Baby Got Humpback."

91. Are the whales down there now?

92. No, I'm just testing out the equipment.

93. All right, let's see what I got.

94. Kirby, hand over that sub.

95. You're getting meatballs all over the deck!

96. Look. Meatball, meatball, meatball.

97. Captain Lunsford said if he caught you eating

98. on the job again, he would fire you.

99. Wow. That's not a whale. That's a large-mouth Moseby.

100. Bad news. Captain Lunsford wouldn't even change

101. our course to save the whales.

102. Oh, no. Instead of recording their beautiful whale songs,

103. I'll be recording "Help! There's a propeller in my eye!"

104. The only thing I can think of is to build a giant solar sail

105. that could overpower the ship's engine

106. - and blow us off course. - Cool.

107. Yeah, just one problem:

108. I would need a sail the size of Manhattan.

109. Or you could sneak into the engine room,

110. cause a distraction, get everyone out,

111. lock the doors behind you

112. and shut the engines off until your little whale kids swim by.

113. What?

114. Did you splice the tape together the way I told you?

115. Come on, give me a break.

116. I practically grew up in a recording studio.

117. Okay.

118. Emergency!

119. Fire! Fire!

120. Captain Lunsford said all hands on deck!

121. - Meatball! - Ooh.

122. Meet Ensign Ball

123. on the lido deck. Hurry!

124. Let's go! Now!

125. Awesome. We're in. The engine room is ours.

126. Look. I'm practicing my scissor skills

127. for when I have to cut the ribbon at the new Tipton.

128. I'm making paper Mosebys.

129. They're almost life-size.

130. I don't suppose anyone knows how to shut the engine down?

131. Well, this ship is equipped with two podded propulsion units,

132. each one comprising a speed-control AC

133. synchronous propulsion motor driving an FP propeller.

134. Now I propose we start by rotating each pod horizontally 180 degrees.

135. Or we could just pull this giant red thingy that says "Engine off."

136. Oh! Oops.

137. There go your heads.

138. Now they don't look like you anymore.

139. Don't even think about it!

140. What? I was just getting some tape.

141. What is going on? The engines must have stopped.

142. I wonder if Captain Lunsford knows about this.

143. Oh, he knows. And this time...

144. he was eating shish kebabs.

145. - Mmm, that's a tasty marinade. - Ugh.

146. Mr. Moseby, my name is Mr. Blue.

147. We have taken control of your engine room.

148. Do what I say and no one gets hurt.

149. Oh, someone's getting hurt... Cody!

150. I told you he'd know it was you.

151. Shut up, Mr. Green.

152. We are soldiers of the Endangered Animal Protection League.

153. I thought we were the League of Endangered Animal Protectors.

154. Somebody already had that website, Mrs. Pink.

155. All right. This nonsense must stop immediately.

156. People's jobs are at stake,

157. and by "people," I mean me.

158. Sorry, but I must end our communication.

159. Mr. Blue out.

160. Oh, I don't know who this evil Mr. Blue is,

161. but he is not keeping me from getting my giant key!

162. Yeah.

163. Kirby.

164. Kirby!

165. Any luck getting through the door?

166. Oh, you can't get through this door. I'm making a grilled cheese sandwich.

167. Ooh! Hot cheese! Hot cheese!

168. Burned my mouth! Ooh ooh!

169. Mmm.

170. Okay, I figure it should take about 12 hours

171. for the whales to pass by safely.

172. What are you doing?

173. Oh, I'm just temping in some whale sounds.

174. Yeah. Hopefully I can sneak out and record the real thing later.

175. This is Miss Pink.

176. Oh, hey, Bailey.

177. - Hi, Mr. Moseby. - Oh!

178. Remind me to never rob a bank with you goofs.

179. Listen, the captain has instructed me

180. to shut off the air conditioning in the lower decks.

181. Now it's about to get very hot in there.

182. Well, whatever.

183. We could use a sauna. It's good for the pores.

184. Well, we'll see how you feel about that in a few hours.

185. Moseby out.

186. Don't worry, Mr. Moseby. There's gotta be a way in there.

187. We'll think of something.

188. Well, we tried. Who wants a sandwich?

189. Moseby, the ship is still not going voom-voom.

190. That means I'm not getting my clink-clink

191. and Daddy's waiting for me. Tick-tock.

192. Soon I'm gonna start to go "Wah wah!"

193. - Zzt zzt! - Oh!

194. Well, somebody's gotta get in there and get this ship moving.

195. The only thing I can see is, since the air conditioning is off,

196. someone can sneak through the vents, which leads right into the engine room.

197. But I don't know what fool would do that.

198. What?

199. I guess the fool who said it.

200. How's it going, Kirby? Have you made it to the engine room?

201. I hate to point out the obvious,

202. but I'm an extra extra large man trying to shimmy through a medium vent.

203. This truck don't make that turn.

204. Just grease yourself through.

205. Don't you always carry butter in your pocket?

206. Not anymore.

207. Cody had a talk with me about my diet.

208. Now all I have in my pockets is rice cakes.

209. Uh-oh.

210. Uh, make that rice cake crumbs.

211. Safety first, Kirby. Maybe you should just come back.

212. Kirby, if you turn around,

213. I'll make sure the next boat you work on will be a dinghy!

214. Dang! Not a dinghy.

215. Yes. Yes.

216. I believe I've rerouted the air conditioning

217. back into the engine room.

218. Prepare to be cool as a cucumber.

219. Ow! That's hot!

220. Well, this cucumber just got steamed.

221. What was that noise?

222. Well, all ships creak.

223. - Do all ships moan? - This ship is haunted!

224. Maybe it was built over an Indian burial ground!

225. Maybe you haven't noticed, but we're on the ocean.

226. Help!

227. I'm going with Indian burial ground!

228. - Oh! Oh! Unh! - Kirby?

229. Oh, man. I think I fell on my diary key.

230. I hope I didn't break it because this is gonna make a great chapter.

231. Kirby, are you in?

232. I'm in and I'm about to open the door.

233. No, no, no! Wait, Kirby. Don't.

234. Sorry, kids, I'm under orders.

235. Aah. What is this guy, part tank?

236. - Oh! Woo! - Kirby, no!

237. Think of the little baby whales.

238. The ship is endangering their lives.

239. Do you want to be known as the little baby whale killer?

240. - Here, show him the video. Yeah.

241. Does it come with popcorn?

242. The blue whale,

243. nature's gentle giant of the deep.

244. - Oh, they're cute. - Once they were plentiful,

245. until man hunted them for their oil-rich insides.

246. Shame on you, mankind. Shame.

247. The horror!

248. How can I help erase the shame?

249. You can adopt one.

250. Well, I don't have that much room in my apartment, but why not?

251. You can even give it a name.

252. Actually, I always wanted a daughter. How about Kirbina?

253. Kirby, have you gotten them out yet?

254. No! And I'm not going to either!

255. Nobody hurts my little Kirbina!

256. I haven't been this thirsty since Mom made us salt-crusted pork

257. and forgot the pork.

258. Man, I sweated right through my shirt.

259. Wow. I'm actually tempted to drink it.

260. Okay, one of these buttons has got to open a vent.

261. Sometimes I really hate those kids.

262. Uh...

263. Guess I was wrong. Heh-heh-heh.

264. - Who is it? Pizza man!

265. Oh, I wonder if he's got something to drink!

266. No, Marcus, don't!

267. London?

268. Aha! I got you!

269. I knew this pizza plan would work. And you all thought I was stupid.

270. So now that you're in,

271. what's the rest of your plan to get us out?

272. No idea.

273. London...

274. how come you're not sweating?

275. Heh-heh. Because ladies don't sweat. They glow.

276. Yeah? Well, Bailey is glowing all over me.

277. Sorry. I sweat like a pig.

278. Although, technically pigs don't have sweat glands.

279. That's why they cool themselves in their own feces.

280. Let's call that plan B.

281. that I'm down here with whale lovers, everyone is saying that I'm a hero!

282. Uh, you're not even a member of the Endangered Animal Protection League.

283. Oh, whatever. I'm adopting a whale and keeping it in my bathtub.

284. Uh, London, blue whales can grow over 100 feet.

285. Clearly you haven't seen my bathtub.

286. Bathtub. Water.

287. I can't take it anymore, man!

288. I'd cry, but I've sweat out all the liquid in my body!

289. I gotta get out of here!

290. He's delirious! He has the strength of 10 men!

291. - What do we do? - Kirby, sit on him!

292. - Okay. - I'm good!

293. Ooh.

294. Good news! The whale pod has passed safely by.

295. I even have footage of them.

296. Those aren't our whales. - That's a scene from Free Billy.

297. I've seen it like 20 times.

298. Makes me wanna cry every time.

299. I know, right?

300. Swim, Billy, swim!

301. Forget it, Mr. Moseby. We can hold out.

302. Our bodies are as strong as our resolve.

303. Lightheaded.

304. Come on, kids! This has gone on long enough!

305. That's it. I'm coming in.

306. Man, I wish shoulder pads were still in fashion.

307. A few more steps ought to do it.

308. Okay, that's gonna hurt.

309. Kirby, what are you doing?

310. This has gone on long enough.

311. Your health is more important than the whales.

312. You fainting, you cracking up,

313. and I'm pretty sure Marcus drank my sweat.

314. I think I'm getting a second wind. There it goes.

315. Okay, that's it, kids.

316. This is over.

317. Mr. Moseby, please. Just do us one favor. Watch this video.

318. And if you still want us to leave afterwards, we will.

319. The blue whale,

320. nature's gentle giant of the deep.

321. Once they were plentiful

322. until man hunted them for their oil-rich insides.

323. Shame on you, mankind.

324. Shame.

325. That's very touching,

326. but you still need to leave.

327. Well, we tried, guys.

328. I guess you can't fight the Man.

329. I just wanted to make a difference in the world.

330. It's a shame. Their voices may be silenced forever.

331. If my publicist calls, I was taken kicking and screaming.

332. But not really, because I'm kind of tired.

333. You know, those big guys are really starting to grow on me.

334. I kind of like you too, fella.

335. Mr. Moseby, what are you doing?

336. I said you have to leave, but I don't!

337. And it's not Mr. Moseby. It's...

338. Mr. Purple!

339. You know, thanks to Mr. Moseby down in that engine room,

340. our whales are safe.

341. Oh, look! It's Bailey-Whaley!

342. And Cody-Blowholey!

343. Look, they're holding flukes.

344. Shh! I'm picking up a whale song.

345. Oh, I think I hooked one.

346. I can just download a whale song.

347. Which one's mine? Where's little Zack Attack?

348. Uh, I believe yours is the one back there nudging against those female whales.

349. That's my special boy.

350. Uh-uh. You tell Zack Attack to stay away from my little Kirbina.

351. At least till he have a good education and a job.

352. Mr. Moseby...

353. what are you doing out of the engine room?

354. Can't take the heat?

355. Captain Lunsford has capitulated.

356. You cut off his head?

357. No. He's agreed to leave the engines off

358. until the whales have safely passed by.

359. Apparently, Mr. Tipton was thrilled with all the good publicity

360. London's been getting for trying to save the whales.

361. Great!

362. Yeah, it probably made them forget

363. he just clear-cut a rainforest the size of Texas.

364. Oh, look! There's Moseby Dick!

365. Hello, son!

366. Thank you.

367. I needed that.

368. - Yeah! - Look, there he is.