1. Okay, now give me
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2. Bailey.
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3. Hey! Hey, Cody.
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4. Remember those smoking twins
we dated in middle school?
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5. No, I don't remember any twins.
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6. Sure you do! Jessica and Janice?
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7. Blond, British, beautiful.
We took them to the movies.
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9. must not have been me.
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10. Yeah it was!
You even wrote yours a poem.
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14. We never really dated.
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16. Bad teeth, blotchy skin,
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17. She probably got a job as a bell-ringer.
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18. She sure rang your bell.
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19. Cody!
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20. Good thing that hump cleared up.
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21. I just found the girl I'm going to marry.
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22. Which one?
All of them.
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23. Hey, guys, what do you think?
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24. - Gorgeous.
- I'm in love.
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26. I like you and all, Marcus,
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27. but I'm talking about me
getting my braces off.
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28. I'm gonna be a babe magnet.
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29. Yeah, the braces were
the thing holding you back.
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30. You're in the way.
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31. Boys, now that we've docked in Florida,
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32. - I'm leaving the boat.
- So sorry to see you go.
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33. - Best of luck to you.
- Enjoy your golden years of retirement.
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34. For the weekend.
And for the record, I'm not even 40.
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35. - Sure you aren't.
- If you say so.
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36. You're only as old as you feel.
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37. London has arrived.
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38. - London Tipton?
- Yes.
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39. Nice to meet you.
I'm Cindy Cannon, former supermodel
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41. So, did you come to watch the shoot?
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42. Nope, to be in it.
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43. I figured you'd want to use me since
I am the prettiest girl in the world.
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44. - Who says?
- Everyone. I even have the certificate.
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46. Mm-hmm and Congress, whoever he is.
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47. Well, I agree with our nation's leaders
that you're very pretty,
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48. but these girls are all professionals.
I'm afraid I can't use you.
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49. One moment.
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50. Hi, Daddy! Can you buy the Cindy Cannon
Modeling Agency? Thank you.
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51. Hello?
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52. How much?
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53. Okay.
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54. Congratulations, London, you are a model.
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55. Our first modeling job,
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56. - this is so exciting.
- Really exciting.
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can't you come up with your own adjective?
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58. - Twit.
- That's a noun.
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59. Okay. Annoying twit.
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61. you're too stiff.
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62. I can't smile and move at the same time.
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63. Luckily neither of those things
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64. Oh, good.
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you have nothing to worry about.
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67. Oh, I'm not worried.
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68. Now, I get why you would be jealous
with her being a model and all,
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70. I'm not jealous.
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71. "Me thinks the lady
doth protest too much."
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72. Well, hello, ladies.
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73. My name is Zack,
but you can call me anytime.
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74. Here's my number.
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75. That's waterproof, by the way.
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76. Hey, I gotta get myself one of those.
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77. You know, I've been
stapling my numbers to girls.
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78. They don't seem to like that!
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79. Hey, get away from my models.
They're working.
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80. Definitely working for me.
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81. If I catch you near my girls again,
I'm going to cut you open
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82. and I'm going to suck your insides out
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83. the way my plastic surgeon
does to my thighs.
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84. Wow, she's mean and descriptive.
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85. Oh, not this loser again.
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86. Hi, sweetheart. How was school?
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87. Okay, if we can't talk to the models
while they're working,
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88. we'll just have to talk to them
after work. Like at a party.
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89. If we throw a party
and Mr. Moseby finds out,
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90. he'll make us clean the propeller.
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91. While it's on!
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92. I have two words for you, "mo"dels."
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93. My favorite two words.
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94. Jess, don't you think Zack looks gorgeous?
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95. Oh, he's coming over.
How do I look? How do I look?
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96. Just like me, but nervous.
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97. Hey, Janice, are you free tonight?
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98. Oh, Zack, I was hoping you'd ask me.
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99. Yes, we're throwing a party
on the sky deck.
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100. That sounds fantastic.
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101. Make sure you bring
all your cute coworkers.
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102. Oh, all right.
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103. Janice, we have another shoot tomorrow.
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104. Cindy wants all the models in bed by 8.
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105. If we break curfew,
we could lose our jobs.
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106. Here's an idea. Ding!
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107. Don't tell Cindy.
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108. - But that would be wrong.
- Really wro— Um,
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110. Great, so you see
where I'm going with this?
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111. See you there?
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112. Okay.
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113. I have three words for you,
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114. fan-tas-tic.
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115. Hey, Jessica.
- Oh, Hi, Cody.
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116. Look, I've kind of got a big problem.
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117. You see, my girlfriend, Bailey,
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118. - she's the jealous type.
- Really?
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119. - She didn't come across that way.
- Oh, trust me, she is.
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120. So I would just appreciate it
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121. If you would play down
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122. What did we have?
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123. Boom! Exactly.
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124. You know what? Thanks for being a help.
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125. - You're a great friend. Come on. Come on.
- Oh, Okay.
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126. - Cody.
- Bailey, uhhh!
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127. It's not what it looks like.
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128. Jessica was teaching me how to samba.
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129. What?
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130. Is it hot in here?
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131. No.
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132. But I'll go get you some ice water.
Do you want anything?
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133. Oh, how sweet. No, thanks.
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134. Wow.
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135. I apologize for Bailey's behavior.
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136. She's obviously crazed with jealousy.
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137. Wow.
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138. I've been... blowing for... six hours.
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139. Hey, Woody,
didn't I tell you we have a pump?
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140. I... hate... you.
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141. Zack, this beach-party thing was genius.
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142. What could be better
than babes in bikinis?
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143. Babes in a bouncy castle.
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144. That is better.
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145. Speaking of which, I gotta bounce.
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146. Marcus, I have a big problem.
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147. No, you cannot hang your stuff
in my closet anymore.
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148. Zack found your dresses last time
and he still thinks they're mine.
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149. Not that. Earlier today
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150. I noticed that the other models kept
trying to get their pictures taken too!
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151. Hmmm, weird!
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152. I know! And I do not like it.
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153. I want you to get rid of them.
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154. London, you can just get rid
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155. Sure I can. I have a permit.
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156. - Is that signed by the President?
- And congress.
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157. Still don't know who he is.
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158. Zack, something dreadful's happened.
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159. - Really dreadful.
- Girls, girls, please,
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161. - We ran into Cindy in the lobby.
- So?
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162. So? Afterwards she's
headed up here to relax.
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163. What? She'll take my models
and suck on my insides.
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164. I like my insides.
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165. They keep my outsides from caving in.
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166. Come on, everyone.
We have to go before Cindy gets here.
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167. No, no, no, the party's
just getting started.
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168. We just need to send somebody
down there to distract her.
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169. - And by somebody, I mean Woody.
- Yeah! Wait, what?
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170. How am I supposed to distract her?
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171. - Ask her for some modeling tips.
- Yeah!
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172. Yeah, now that you've got your braces
off, you're a real hunk.
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173. Right, everybody?
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175. Oh, come on.
At least his teeth are straight.
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176. - Yeah.
- True.
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177. But it doesn't really make a difference.
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178. Still, let's give him a quick
makeover and give it a go.
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179. Okay.
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180. Oh, and then in 1982, I was the face
of La Poubelle makeup.
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181. Gorgeous. Sit down.
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182. And, oh, by 1983,
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183. I got my first wrinkle
and suddenly I was the face of
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185. And by "face," I mean "hand."
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186. Hey! Aw.
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188. Do not fear me because I am beautiful.
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189. My name... is Woodlander.
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190. Perhaps you recognize this face from
the July issue of Monsieur Magazine.
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191. Oh, I didn't know that
"monsieur" was French for blech!
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192. - Now, if you'll excuse me?
- No!
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193. - You can't go.
- Don't make me use my pepper spray.
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to get advice from the most
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in the modeling world.
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196. - You left out gorgeous.
- Pardon.
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197. - Say it!
- Gorgeous!
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198. Okay, sure.
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199. Did you just stamp
your phone number on my forehead?
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200. Yep! Now remember, in the mirror,
that's gonna be backwards.
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202. You're tiring out my competition.
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203. That way they'll put up
less of a struggle.
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204. So, how are we gonna get rid of them?
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205. Well, we could set them
adrift in the ocean...
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206. until they fall off the edge of the earth.
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207. Great idea.
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208. Uh... Here's a raft. Yeah.
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209. Now, you blow that up while I keep
tiring them out with my dancing
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210. and maybe a few foot rubs.
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211. Deliciously evil.
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212. This is awfully big. Do we have a pump?
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217. Honestly, I'm not even sure
he's the one I dated.
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218. Oh, watch out.
Your hair's caught in your earring.
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219. Let me get that for you.
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220. - Did you get it?
- Oh, yes.
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now your hair's caught on my bracelet.
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222. Ow, ow, you're pulling my hair.
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223. Girls, girls, girls, stop it!
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225. Don't fight over me.
I'm just not worth it.
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226. Hips, hips, hips. Face, face, face.
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227. Work it, work it, work it.
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228. Leave them wanting more, boom.
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230. I think you should
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- You know Woodlander?
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240. Unfortunately, none of them showed up.
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243. - Good idea.
- No!
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246. Nothing. But the elevator's broken.
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247. So you can't get up there.
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248. Come, come, come, come on.
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250. - Ah!
- What happened?
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with looks and brains.
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255. But you have to understand
that I'm with Bailey now.
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that I'll be faithful
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261. That's right. So you stay away
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262. But he's the total package.
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263. Without him, there's a hole in my heart.
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264. Well, there will be a hole in your head
if you don't back off my man!
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265. Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow, slow.
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266. Fine, you can have him.
I'll just live out my days alone
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268. - She's crying.
- Shoot her down.
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270. I know it hurts, but this is for the best.
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271. Now I'm gonna go. I'm gonna leave now.
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273. - Do you think he bought it?
- Hook, line and sinker.
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why the globe is circular.
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277. Zack, here I come. Catch me.
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278. - Mr. Moseby's back.
- What?
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wouldn't even call me back.
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282. You know, not talking
preserves precious oxygen.
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283. And all my so-called friends
just disappeared.
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284. Even my kids wouldn't
take a picture with me.
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285. I get it. I get it.
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286. People don't want to spend time with you.
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288. Okay, ahh! I got it.
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you can climb out
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290. and then shimmy up the cable.
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291. - Isn't that dangerous?
- One can only hope.
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293. Here we go.
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294. My god.
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295. Mama, got you!
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296. - Whatta come on mama.
- You've got the upper body
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298. - Can you reach it now?
- Almost.
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- Hhh!
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300. Okay, would you stop that?
Just go back the other way.
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to the center of the elevator.
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the middle of the elevator
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309. Keep pushing.
The bouncy castle's almost in.
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311. They're coming, they're coming.
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312. Come on, go, go, go!
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319. Don't change the subject. I know you
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320. Boys always are.
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321. Thank goodness my models are all
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322. Get down! Get down, get down!
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323. Well, I'm just going to go to my cabin
and curl up with a good book.
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324. I'll go do my Pilates.
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a healthy snack. Yeah.
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326. Like they will buy you
eating a healthy snack.
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328. Man, I can't believe
Mr. Moseby is making us
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330. Yeah, these waters are shark-infested.
I can't swim very fast.
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than the sharks.
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332. You just have to swim faster than Woody.
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338. Oh!
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340. No, it was me, you ninny.
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342. But you dumped me like two years ago.
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and years and years
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357. - and years and years and—
- Yes, I get it. I get it!
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- Oh, great.
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it's like one big pajama party.
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- Really great.
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