The Suite Life on Deck 2x20

Brandon Ellison as Chefinator • Windell Middlebrooks as Kirby Morris

When London's father gives her one million dollars to find an invention to market, she enlists her friends to come up with a unique invention and offers them the cash as a prize. At first everyone comes up with their own ideas, but then they combine their resources, wreaking havoc on the ship with their multifunctional robot.

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1. Hello! I'm London Tipton.

2. Welcome to the boardroom.

3. London, this is a classroom, not a boardroom.

4. Then why am I always bored in here?

5. Anywho, I have great news.

6. Daddy just gave me a million dollars!

7. Oh... - How is that news?

8. Man, I'm out of here.

9. And I wanna share the million dollars with you.

10. Please continue.

11. Well, Daddy asked me to think of a product

12. that will appeal to the youth demographic.

13. But after putting on my thinking cap,

14. I realized two things:

15. I'm not a thinker, I look great in caps

16. and I have no idea what "demographic" means.

17. - That's three things. - Oh, you're right.

18. Stupid thinking cap!

19. I don't want Daddy to know I couldn't come up with anything,

20. so I need you guys to help me.

21. The first person to come up with a great new product

22. gets the million dollars to develop it.

23. Man, that's a lot of money.

24. You know, I can keep my eyes on it for you.

25. Oh, please.

26. I got a trained professional.

27. Kirby!

28. Is this a surprise party for me?

29. - No. - So there's no cake?

30. - I'm giving you a million dollars. - But there's no cake?

31. Wait a minute, a million dollars? What do I have to do?

32. I mean, I'll do it, I just need to know what it is.

33. I need you to guard it.

34. Yes, ma'am. You can depend on me.

35. I won't let that money out of my sight.

36. Uh, Kirby, where's the money?

37. Out of my sight.

38. Sorry.

39. The race for the million-dollar idea is on,

40. and may the best man...

41. or freakishly broad-shouldered woman win!

42. - Hey, Kirby. - Hold it!

43. Whoa!

44. Oh, that's not good.

45. I just sent 10,000 volts through a man that can fire me.

46. Help me up.

47. Let go of the button!

48. I apologize, Mr. Moseby.

49. - On the bright side, you smell like bacon. - Oh!

50. Why on earth would you zap me?

51. I'm a little on edge because I'm guarding this million dollars for London.

52. You know, I've actually never seen a million dollars before.

53. - Mind if I take a peek? - I need to see some ID.

54. Yup, you're you.

55. Wow, that's a lot of cheese.

56. Well, it is a million dollars.

57. No, I mean actual cheese.

58. What? Oh, no!

59. - This is my lunch sack! - Oh.

60. I must've misplaced the sack with the money.

61. Now what are you gonna do?

62. Don't worry. I'm a trained professional.

63. I know how to deal with situations like these.

64. Excuse me!

65. If anyone finds a sack filled with a million dollars in cash,

66. bring it back to me and you'll get a $100 reward.

67. See? Now I got a whole team of people helping me look.

68. I know what I'm doing.

69. London, why is there a desk on the sky deck?

70. Well, I wanted to use my boardroom,

71. but Miss Tutweiller said she needed to "hold detention" in there.

72. - Aren't you supposed to be in detention? - Uh-huh.

73. Oh. Now, if you'll excuse me, my 3:00 is here.

74. - Oh, of course. - Dazzle me, farm girl.

75. Okay, my idea combines the two things kids love most:

76. recycling and heirloom crafting.

77. Uh-huh.

78. You start with an apple.

79. You whittle it down, put some old vintage clothes on it

80. and this is what you get.

81. A badly-dressed apple?

82. No, it's an apple-head doll.

83. And you can personalize them.

84. For instance, I based this one on Mrs. Gergely.

85. See? Same clothes, same shoes.

86. Same wrinkles. Ow!

87. - Hey, she made it. - Ow!

88. - Ow! - Ow!

89. Ow!

90. Okay, dazzle me, brain boy.

91. Hi, I'm Cody Martin!

92. How many times have you been in the woods...

93. - Never. - ... and wanted to cook yourself a meal...

94. - Never. - ... but you forgot your lemon zester?

95. - Never. - Exactly.

96. We've all been there. But those days are over,

97. thanks to the kitchen in a mitt.

98. Why would I ever wear something that hideous?

99. Please save your questions till the end.

100. The kitchen in a mitt puts the whole kitchen in the palm of your hand.

101. It whisks, it ladles, it slices, it dices.

102. And for when you wanna flip your eggs,

103. the spatula attachment is your best friend.

104. Look, Cody. Now you're not the only egghead!

105. Heh-heh-heh. Egghead.

106. Oops.

107. Oh, yeah, the "oops" always makes it better.

108. Perhaps you'd like to stick some bacon in my ear.

109. And the best part about the kitchen in a mitt

110. is it's heat-resistant up to 10,000 degrees.

111. Really? Cool, show me!

112. Oww!

113. This is just a prototype, so that burns horribly.

114. Okay, dazzle me, boy-that-looks-like Cody-but-isn't-smart.

115. Hey, that's what Mom calls me too.

116. Anyway, my million-dollar invention is...

117. Clothes made out of tinfoil?

118. I think Bailey already has those.

119. No, no, no, it's a supersuit.

120. You see, having superpowers will no longer require

121. a radioactive spider bite or a gamma-ray explosion.

122. You see, this suit can deflect missiles,

123. fire lasers and even fly into outer space.

124. Well, how does it do all that?

125. Beats me.

126. But when I get that million bucks, I'll hire a bunch of nerds to figure that out.

127. - Mm... - Then I'll be indestructible.

128. Here we go.

129. Dazzle me, one-hit-wonder boy.

130. All right, I believe I have the next logical

131. moneymaking idea for the music industry.

132. It is one giant step beyond ringtones.

133. Oh! I love ringtones!

134. Well, if you like ringtones, you will love flushtones.

135. Oh, wow! You figured out a way to make calls with the toilet?

136. That is so cool! Hello?

137. No, no, this toilet is connected to the Internet.

138. For just 99 cents, you can sing along

139. to your favorite hits from yesterday and today

140. while riding the porcelain pony.

141. I don't think my dad wants the Tipton name associated with something so distasteful.

142. Come on. Come on, it brings a whole new meaning to canned music.

143. Look, London, this invention will make a fortune.

144. Over a lifetime, people spend an average of four years on a toilet.

145. Double that for my grandfather.

146. But how will it appeal to kids?

147. Kids love music. They'll play it no matter what they're doing.

148. No! This is the sky deck, not the poop deck!

149. What did you do, look for the money in the pool?

150. No, I sweat when I'm nervous.

151. Oh! No, no, not on the— Ugh.

152. I've looked everywhere except under that bell.

153. Dang! No dough under the ding.

154. Look, Kirby, you need to retrace your steps.

155. Now, when was the last time you saw the money?

156. In the lunchroom, but I checked and it wasn't there.

157. I just have to keep looking.

158. Well, can you look by the ficuses? They need watering.

159. I don't know why you guys even bothered to show up.

160. London's going to pick my supersuit.

161. What's so super about tinfoil?

162. It has the awesome power to bake a potato!

163. Well, it beats your moldy apples.

164. - They're dried. - And your stupid lemon tester.

165. Well, at least no one went potty on my invention.

166. Well, I can rectify that.

167. - Oh, you want to go? - Let's go right now.

168. Hello!

169. I'm London Tipton, and welcome to the boardroom.

170. Now, the moment you've all been waiting for,

171. The person getting the million dollars for their invention is...

172. If you're trying to read the name in that notebook,

173. I think it's pronounced "Zack."

174. Oh. No, I was just looking at how cute I am.

175. There's a mirror in my notebook. See?

176. She has the attention span of a goldfish.

177. - London! Over here, girl. Oh.

178. Hello, I'm London Tipton,

179. - and welcome to the— Boardroom! We know!

180. Whose invention did you pick?

181. Look, the truth is I can't decide which invention I like best.

182. Look, what am I gonna tell Daddy?

183. London, your father's on the phone.

184. Tell him I'm dead!

185. He heard that. Now stand up!

186. Ow!

187. I think he meant "come out from under the table, then stand up."

188. - Here. - No, no, I don't want it! I don't want it!

189. Stop it! Stop it! She's right here, Mr. Tipton.

190. Here. Here, take it.

191. Hi, Daddy.

192. I'm not really dead.

193. Yup, let's enjoy this moment and not focus on business.

194. The product idea?

195. Oh, of course I have it. I just didn't wanna talk to you

196. till I have all the details worked out.

197. Oh, I'll have it done by...

198. Furfelday.

199. Oh, it's not a real day?

200. Okay, Friday it is.

201. Bye, Daddy.

202. - London, are you all right? - Yeah, you're just getting a text.

203. - Oh. There we go. - Oh-oh-oh. Ow!

204. Ooh, sorry. Ah, it's Mother.

205. No, I do not have a date tonight

206. because I am married to my job!

207. I don't know what to do.

208. Pick my apple-head dolls. You'll corner the girl market.

209. No, no, no, pick my supersuit.

210. Every boy wants a laser death ray.

211. Come on. It's a flashlight with a red sock over it.

212. What boys and girls love is music, so pick my flushtunes.

213. I think we can all agree that my kitchen in a mitt is the best choice.

214. What kid doesn't want to whisk in the woods?

215. Uh, all of them.

216. I've got it! Guys, guys, I've got it.

217. There's something great about each of your inventions,

218. so you should combine them into one great big idea

219. that'll appeal to everyone.

220. That way, Daddy will love it and me. Yeah.

221. And how are we supposed to do that?

222. Beats me. You're the "inventioners."

223. But hurry up. I need it by Furfelday, no later than berple o'clock.

224. Aah! Oh.

225. Ugh. I— I thought you already looked through the garbage.

226. I did. This is from searching Zack's room.

227. Oh. And still no luck?

228. Nope, and I even checked the all-you-can-eat buffet

229. four times.

230. In case the million dollars was under the macaroni.

231. Oh.

232. Well, maybe you'll think of something in the shower.

233. Oh.

234. Wow, Kirby. Look, I know it's Casual Furfelday,

235. but you might wanna think about changing your shirt.

236. I love the hat though.

237. Thanks. I know I'm kind of a mess, but you look like a million bucks.

238. And I would know

239. because I have been looking at a million bucks all day,

240. guarding it just like you asked me to.

241. Well, good, because I'm on my way to see my inventificators' inventions,

242. and I'm gonna need to divide the money four ways.

243. As soon as my accountant does the math on that.

244. Well, until that time comes,

245. I will continue to keep that money safe, sound

246. and certainly not lost in a vat of macaroni.

247. Okey-dokey. Well, see you later. Oh, you know what?

248. Maybe you should just give me the money now.

249. - No! - Well, why not?

250. Because...

251. Beca— Oh, here's a good one.

252. You might not be London Tipton.

253. You might be a thief in a London Tipton mask.

254. Ooh, you're right. Good job, Kirby!

255. London, you busy?

256. Yes. That's why I'm wearing a "busy-ness" suit.

257. Oh. Yes. Look, I have a million dollar invention of my own

258. I would like to talk to you about.

259. Your booger rag?

260. It's a pocket hanky.

261. Well, how does that appeal to kids?

262. I got my first one from my Uncle Cedric the morning of my 8th birthday.

263. When did you first get beat up?

264. That afternoon at my 8th birthday party.

265. - Not interested. - Oh, no, but this...

266. is a mood hanky. Huh?

267. It changes colors to reflect how you're feeling.

268. See? Green means I'm happy.

269. So is it worth a million bucks?

270. Ow!

271. Oh, look! Red is anger.

272. It works!

273. Purple is embarrassed? I wanna see that!

274. Oh, oh! Moseby, take off your shoes

275. so everyone can see your tiny little girl feet.

276. - It works! - Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

277. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be astounded!

278. - What did we say about the voice? - Sorry.

279. - Yeah. - Presenting... Granny Smith!

280. The last dancing, cooking, combat-ready doll you'll ever buy.

281. Let us demonstrate.

282. Ooh...

283. Ah...

284. She can make you a snack.

285. - How was the voice? Okay. - Better.

286. Have a grilled cheese, sweetie. You're too thin.

287. Oh-ho-ho. And you're too kind.

288. Mmm. Cheesy!

289. With lots of protein to help you grow.

290. And she plays your favorite music.

291. Just flush.

292. She's cute and cuddly just like grandma,

293. but she won't spend your inheritance on lottery tickets and cat food.

294. Oh, that is so nice.

295. Unh. Uh, okay, Granny's got a grip.

296. She can take out 12 city blocks using rocket launchers

297. and a high-intensity microwave pulse,

298. and still have time to make a nice noodle pudding.

299. Ooh.

300. Wow. Thanks.

301. What else can I cook?

302. All right, deactivate this killer granny immediately!

303. - I'll put it back on cook mode! Enemy approaching.

304. Acquired target.

305. Must make soup.

306. - Oh, no, no. No! Just hit "stop"! - It's jammed!

307. Get into the pot, talking vegetable.

308. I am not a vegetable! I'm a human being!

309. Okay, okay! I'm a vegetable! I'm a vegetable!

310. Oh! Oh!

311. Hot! Hot!

312. - We have to stop her. - How?

313. She's got superhuman strength. She's unstoppable.

314. Ow! That hurt, you old ba—

315. Ba— Ba— Ba—

316. Wow, I haven't seen a granny fight like this

317. since my last family reunion.

318. What am I gonna tell Daddy?

319. I mean, all that thing can do is make people soup,

320. and Daddy's already working on that.

321. - You! - Now, now, Mr. Moseby,

322. simmer down.

323. Yeah, you look boiling mad.

324. London, is that you?

325. - No. - I hear crying.

326. London, what's the matter?

327. I just wanted to prove to Daddy

328. that I could be a "smarticle" business-type woman.

329. I went to the "smarterest" people I know

330. and all I ended up with was Moseby soup.

331. It wasn't a picnic for me either.

332. Actually, I almost was a picnic.

333. I just don't know what I did wrong.

334. Oh...

335. What you did wrong was

336. you didn't trust your instincts.

337. Look, London, you know what people like to buy.

338. Hmm? I mean, no one's bought more stuff than you.

339. That's true.

340. I have more shoes than Spain.

341. And you're a trendsetter.

342. Who was the first to wear a solid gold bikini?

343. Me. I sank like a rock,

344. but I met lots of cute lifeguards

345. and doctors

346. and briefly... Elvis.

347. So instead of trying to figure out what everyone else likes,

348. why don't you go with what you like?

349. Isn't that why your father hired you to do this in the first place?

350. You know what? You're right, Moseby.

351. I'm gonna get myself cleaned up and get back to work.

352. What exactly is that?

353. Oh, it's my makeup notebook. It looks like I'm studying,

354. but really, I'm making myself look more beautiful.

355. I invented it myself.

356. Gasp! I'm an "inventorer"!

357. Kids would love this.

358. And it's way better than those other ideas,

359. especially that stupid mood hanky.

360. What's it mean when it turns black?

361. Love.

362. Aww...

363. Guys, I have great news.

364. Daddy loved the product!

365. - Oh, awesome. Yeah. Awesome.

366. - The man's a visionary. - Oh, not your stupid piece of junk.

367. He loved my makeup notebook.

368. The man's an idiot.

369. Anywho, kids everywhere will be pretending to study,

370. learning nothing while looking fabulous.

371. I couldn't be more proud.

372. So you brought us here to gloat?

373. No. Why would I do that?

374. You realize "gloat" means to make others feel bad by your success?

375. Then I guess that is why I called you in here. Ha-ha-ha!

376. Gloaty-gloat, gloat, gloat, gloat.

377. If I don't find that money, I'm going to jail.

378. And I can't go to jail. You only get three meals a day.

379. Kirby. Kirby, look what I found.

380. You found the money. Where was it?

381. - In the staff refrigerator. - I looked there.

382. I go in there 10 times a day.

383. - It was behind the lettuce. - Oh, that explains it.

384. Oh, Miss London, I can imagine how upset you are.

385. Upset? I'm thrilled. I heard there's a $100 reward.

386. Right you are. Here it is.

387. Yay! Whoo! Oh, oh!

388. Now on to other business.

389. Where's that million dollars I gave you to guard?

390. Uh... here it is.

391. Safe and sound.

392. Thanks, Kirby. I knew I could depend on you.

393. Whoa. It feels about 100 short.

394. Thank goodness that's over.

395. I have to call Mr. Moseby and tell him.

396. Mr. Mo— Ooh!