The Suite Life on Deck 1x6

Directed by

Steve Monroe as Haggis • Chad Duell as Holden • Lillian Adams as Mrs. Pepperman • Erin Cardillo as Emma Tutweiller • Rachael Kathryn Bell as Addison

The ship is struck by lightning when it crosses the International Dateline, which places Cody in the same day over and over. He tries to use each day as a chance to let Bailey know how he feels about her, but something gets in the way every time. It's then up to Cody to divert the ship from the lightning to set them back on the right course.

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1. London, can you tell me what this is?

2. A bad manicure?

3. No.

4. Oh! Ew. Okay.

5. Has anyone heard of the International Date Line?

6. What you say to a French babe so she'll go out with you?

7. No.

8. It's an imaginary line created in 1884.

9. To the east of which, the date is a day earlier than it is to the west.

10. So, when you cross the date line,

11. you have to turn your clocks back 24 hours, a full day.

12. Correct. Yay!

13. Which is what we are going to do tonight.

14. That works for me.

15. Because if tomorrow is going to be today again,

16. then today is actually yesterday,

17. which means that yesterday's homework isn't due today.

18. It's really due tomorrow.

19. In other words, you didn't do your homework?

20. Yet.

21. Dude, you're crying.

22. Chick flick marathon or cooking with onions?

23. Neither.

24. Woody has been cutting the cheese for the past hour.

25. Is that what that was? I thought that was the ship's foghorn.

26. Our room is filled with noxious gas.

27. One spark and the entire ship could blow up.

28. It better not. I'm deejaying the dance tonight.

29. Now which style do you like better? There is Wolfman Zack.

30. "Hey, this is Wolfman Zack.

31. Spinning the hits of yesterday, today, and tomorrow."

32. Or... "Yo, yo, yo.

33. This is Grandmaster Zack kicking it old school with The Wheels of Steel."

34. Mm-hmm!

35. Hope there's a third choice.

36. But if you're deejaying tonight,

37. I need you to play a slow song for Bailey and me.

38. I didn't know there was a Bailey and you.

39. There will be.

40. Tonight, I'm going to make my move and get out of the friend zone.

41. Good luck. Once you're in the friend zone, there's no getting out.

42. Hey, it's like the maze on the kiddy menu at Benny's.

43. Most four-year-olds can do those.

44. Nuh-uh!

45. No matter which way the horsey goes, he always runs into a cactus.

46. Not with this cowboy in saddle. Tonight, when the mood is right,

47. and we're dancing under the moonlight, I'm gonna make my move.

48. You can forget that "under the moonlight" thing.

49. They're probably gonna move the dance inside.

50. - What happened to you? - I don't know.

51. I shuffled across the floor, touched the doorknob,

52. there was a flash, and all of a sudden, the room smelled like burnt baloney.

53. Boys, if you are not going to help decorate, put those balloons down.

54. - Ah! Ahoy.

55. A...

56. Hoy. And...

57. - You are? - Haggis, ship's engineer.

58. There be a storm brewing,

59. and it's shaping up to be a real crackerjack.

60. Yes, that's why we're moving the school dance in here.

61. I was told it was supposed to be senior citizen's karate.

62. That's why I'm here. To batten down the hatches.

63. Don't want any of the old birds sliding into the drink.

64. But we have nowhere else to hold the dance.

65. As it is we had to lose our sugar fantasy theme when the rain hit

66. and melted all the candy bells and chocolate fairies.

67. Miss Tutweiller, I did what you said. I got rid of all the candy but

68. I didn't want any to go to waste so I ate a lot.

69. Now I'm feeling really good. What do you want me to do now?

70. - I could hang streamers or balloons... - Addison! Relax.

71. First of all, no more sugar for the rest of your life.

72. Why don't you just take a seat?

73. - Good idea. - Oh, no.

74. Maritime madness. Seen many a sailor struck by it.

75. One day, they seem fine.

76. The next you find them in their skivvies making kissy-face with a mackerel.

77. It's not as fun as it sounds.

78. - What are you doing? - Dancing.

79. It looks like you're milking a cow.

80. That's the name of the dance.

81. Oh! Well, do you know this one?

82. Oh, yeah. The sheep shear.

83. No, silly. The credit card swipe.

84. Hey, Cody. I was reading online

85. that the number one thing girls look for is a sense of humor.

86. Nah, that's just what comedy writers say to feel better about themselves.

87. So, I found the perfect joke to score with the babes.

88. - Let me try it out. - I'm kind of busy.

89. A patient goes to the doctor's office, but he can't speak.

90. The doctor examines him and says,

91. "I know what the problem is. You're a little hoarse."

92. - I don't get it. - Oh.

93. Did I mention the patient was a pony?

94. Yeah, that's important.

95. Mm! Shrimp.

96. Hey, Zack! Can you play a fast song because I really love to dance fast.

97. Oh! there's someone I know.

98. Hi! What's going on?

99. Hey.

100. Zack, I need you to play this song so I can dance with Bailey.

101. Word up, Code Red. I will add your request to the queue.

102. You are number 27.

103. Can't you bump me up? I'm your brother.

104. Yeah. Of course. For five bucks.

105. Would you look at that? Your song is next.

106. Excuse me, sonny.

107. Is this the senior citizen karate class?

108. No, it's our school dance.

109. No.

110. Because it says here in the schedule that it's in this room.

111. Well, it must have gotten moved.

112. No. It's supposed to be here.

113. I'm going for my blue belt tonight to match my hair.

114. So the doctor says, "You're a little hoarse".

115. Come on. I even remembered to say that the patient was a pony.

116. I'm gonna sit next to you so people think we're together.

117. But we can't have you kids dancing around in our karate class.

118. For the tenth time, and I have been counting...

119. Your class isn't here.

120. You can ask the cruise director though.

121. Oh, what a good idea. Such a nice young man.

122. But cut your hair. You look like a beatnik.

123. Cody, I need your sewing kit. I tore my dress.

124. Instead of looking fantabulous, I just look hot-mazing.

125. I'm kind of busy.

126. If you don't help me, I'll cry.

127. Then my makeup will run, and I'll barely look wow-tastic.

128. Okay. Okay. Let's see.

129. Bear repellent. Snakebite anti-venom.

130. Pocket parachute.

131. Backup pocket parachute.

132. Hoy, Haggis.

133. What are you doing topside?

134. It's the storm.

135. Neptune's hawking a giant loogie right in our kissers.

136. Yeah, I think I got a little taste of that.

137. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

138. A delicate little sea cucumber like yourself.

139. Oh, I'm fine, thanks.

140. Chimp pheromones. Gamma ray deflector.

141. Ah! Here it is, sewing kit.

142. All right everybody, grab a partner.

143. We're gonna slow things down a bit.

144. - Gotta go. - Gotta sew.

145. Oh, I love this song.

146. Me, too. You want to dance?

147. Uh... sure.

148. That's supposed to be our song.

149. Attention, everyone.

150. We will be crossing the International Date Line

151. in three, two, one...

152. London, can you tell me what this is?

153. A bad manicure?

154. No.

155. Oh! Ew. Okay.

156. Has anyone heard of the International Date Line?

157. Wait a second.

158. What's going on here?

159. We already learned about the International Date Line.

160. I'm sorry if you read ahead, Cody.

161. But I have to teach to the lowest common denominator.

162. Whoa! Whoa! We're doing Math now?

163. I thought this was Geography.

164. No, I mean, what happened to the dance?

165. You mean the one we're having tonight?

166. Whoa! I am having the strangest sense of déjà vu.

167. Déjà who?

168. Déjà vu. It's French for, "I've seen this all before."

169. Wait a second. We're doing French? I thought this was Math.

170. Dude, you're crying.

171. Chick flick marathon or cooking with onions?

172. I swear I've lived this day before.

173. Hey, your life is just so boring, it seems that way.

174. Anyway, I'm deejaying the dance tonight.

175. Now which style do you like better? There is Wolfman Zack.

176. That's crazy. That's crazy.

177. You're right. I should go with Grandmaster Zack.

178. - Mm-hmm! - No. I've seen that all before.

179. Hey, it's hard to come up with original stuff.

180. No, Zack, I'm not saying that you're unoriginal, which you are,

181. I'm saying something weird is going on.

182. One minute, I'm trying to dance with Bailey and the next, it never happened.

183. That's because it didn't happen.

184. The dance is tonight.

185. You're right, the dance is tonight.

186. Maybe fate has given me a second chance to tell Bailey how I feel

187. and finally get out of the friend zone.

188. Good luck.

189. Once you're in the friend zone, there's no getting out.

190. It's like the maze on the kiddy menu at Benny's.

191. - Look you said that all before.

192. And that happened before, too.

193. Next, Woody is going to explode his butt fumes.

194. Watch.

195. I could've predicted that.

196. Hey, Cody. I was reading online... - Girls like a sense of humor.

197. Sure, I'll hear your joke. Make it fast.

198. Okay, cool. A patient goes to the doctor's office.

199. - A pony. The patient is a pony. - Right. Thanks.

200. So, a pony goes to the doctor's office, but can't speak.

201. So, the doctor examines him and says,

202. "I know what the problem is. You're a little hoarse."

203. Funny. Bye.

204. Mm! Shrimp.

205. Hey! Hi. What's going on?

206. Hey.

207. Zack, I need you to play this song now.

208. Word up, Code Red. I will add your request to the queue.

209. You are... Next.

210. You know, you are my brother. I would have done it for nothing.

211. Yeah, right.

212. Excuse me, sonny.

213. Is this the senior citizen karate class?

214. No, it's our school dance.

215. No.

216. - It says right here in the schedule... - Fine.

217. This is the senior karate class. Show me what you got.

218. - Hai. - Hai.

219. Whoa!

220. Oh, look, a little boy fell.

221. No, you're the cutest.

222. Cody, thank goodness I found you. I've got a tear in my dress.

223. Instead of fantabulous, I barely look...

224. Hot-mazing. I know. Got a sewing kit right here.

225. Alright almost done. Now, I just need you

226. - to extend your leg. - Okay.

227. Oh!

228. Sorry, her bad.

229. All good.

230. Al right everybody, grab a partner.

231. We're gonna slow things down a bit.

232. Oh, I love this song.

233. I picked it for you. Care to dance?

234. Um, it's kind of slow, isn't it? Can't exactly do the milkmaid to it.

235. Yeah, but it's better for talking.

236. That's true.

237. So, did you finish the proof on that geometry problem?

238. Yeah, but, tonight I thought

239. we could talk about other things, besides math.

240. Oh, I get it. You want to talk about the science project.

241. Not exactly.

242. I want to talk about us.

243. You know, Bailey, I really like you a lot.

244. Me too. We've really become great friends.

245. Yeah, but I want us to be more than friends.

246. What do you think about that?

247. A simple no would have been enough.

248. I think I ate some bad shrimp.

249. I think I need a new hat.

250. Attention, everyone.

251. We will be crossing the International Date Line

252. in three, two, one...

253. London, can you tell me what this is?

254. A bad manicure?

255. Not again.

256. I know. Her nails are bad every day.

257. Dude, you're crying.

258. Not from chick flicks. Not from onions.

259. I'm living the same day over and over again.

260. Okay.

261. Anyway, back to reality.

262. I'm deejaying the dance tonight.

263. - I want to know... - I know.

264. You're trying to decide which style to choose.

265. Wolfman Zack or Grandmaster Zack.

266. Mm-hmm!

267. Okay. That's spooky.

268. See? We've lived this day before. Twice. I got closer to Bailey last night. But

269. she threw up when I told her I wanted to be more than friends.

270. There's a shock.

271. Vomit speaks louder than words.

272. It was the bad shrimp.

273. But tonight is going to be different.

274. I've taken a dance class. I'll win her on the dance floor.

275. I've seen you dance. One class ain't gonna cut it.

276. I'll take it fifty times.

277. Whatever it takes to get out of the friend zone with Bailey.

278. Good luck. Once you're in the friend zone...

279. It's not like the maze on the kiddy menu at Benny's.

280. Okay, now you're freaking me out.

281. I told you, I know everything that's going to happen.

282. Like, that porthole is going to fly open now.

283. And here comes the explosion.

284. And crispy Woody.

285. Don't you see? Fate has given me a chance to get it right with Bailey.

286. So, what you're saying is,

287. we're gonna have to keep reliving this day

288. until you get a girl to like you.

289. That's right.

290. Boy, are we in trouble.

291. Hey, Cody.

292. "You're a little hoarse." Great joke. The ladies will love you.

293. Thanks.

294. No problem.

295. - Why don't you celebrate with shrimp? - Okay.

296. Goose-darnit. Where are all the shrimp?

297. Yes. Everything is going according to plan.

298. - Mrs. Pepperman. Over here. - Do I know you?

299. Are you one of my grandkids?

300. Nope. I'm your sensei. Welcome, honorable pupil.

301. - Hai. - Hai.

302. Congratulations. You have earned your blue belt.

303. Yes!

304. I gotta go show my mom.

305. Cody, thank goodness I found you...

306. Your dress is ripped. Don't worry.

307. Expert seamstress, at your service.

308. Wow. You're tele-pathetic.

309. I thought you walked around with stupid stuff like bear repellent.

310. It's not stupid.

311. You never know when you have to repel something unsavory.

312. All right everybody, grab a partner. We're gonna slow things down a bit.

313. Oh, I love this song.

314. I picked it just for you. Care to dance?

315. I know it's pretty slow, but it's better for talking.

316. Okay.

317. So did you finish the proof on that geometry problem?

318. Yeah, but tonight,

319. I thought we could talk about other things, besides math.

320. Oh, I get it. You want to talk about the science project.

321. Not exactly.

322. That was fun.

323. You were saying?

324. I, uh... forgot.

325. - Wow, Cody. - Don't talk.

326. Tonight, we speak the language of dance.

327. London, can you tell me what this is?

328. No!

329. You're probably right, Cody, but let's give her a chance anyway.

330. Here comes the explosion.

331. And crispy Woody.

332. Okay, look I believe you. But why does this keep happening?

333. I thought it was fate giving me a chance with Bailey.

334. But even when I swept Bailey off her feet, we were thrown back in time.

335. Whoa, whoa, whoa! You swept Bailey off her feet?

336. We were this close to kissing, but she doesn't remember any of it.

337. And she never will.

338. We're trapped in a temporal loop,

339. caused by a lightning disruption on the space-time continuum.

340. Huh?

341. Like the kiddy menu at Benny's.

342. - Horsey can't get out. - Oh!

343. Why didn't you just say so?

344. Listen, Haggis, I know this is going to sound like I have maritime madness.

345. - I need your key to the bridge. - Ha!

346. The ship gets struck by lightning when we cross the International Date Line.

347. But If I reduce our speed, we won't be there when the lightning hits.

348. and we won't have to live the same day over again.

349. Ah! The same thing happened to me when I was a mere guppy.

350. Here you go.

351. Codspeed.

352. Why are you sitting so close to me?

353. I was just...

354. I didn't say I didn't like it.

355. Attention everyone.

356. We will be crossing the International Date Line

357. in three, two, one...

358. Well, that's it. Not much to it really.

359. So... Carry on.

360. - Thanks, Haggis. - Aye.

361. Dude, you did it. How did you do it?

362. Well, I figured since Haggis believed me, the first mate might too.

363. So, I told him the truth.

364. And then he called me a loony bird,

365. so, I spilled root beer on the control panel.

366. Well, the International Date Line is behind us.

367. I guess fate doesn't want us together.

368. Don't say that.

369. I mean, you can't give up after one day.

370. Even though you have lived it 87 times.

371. Well, my chances aren't looking so good.

372. No. I wouldn't worry about that guy.

373. ! Why? He's tall, he's good looking,

374. he does a great bear impression. How do I compete with that?

375. You know, just trust me. I don't think it's gonna last.

376. How can you be so sure?

377. Oh, gross! My shoes!

378. How did he get the bad shrimp?

379. Don't say I never did anything for you.