The Suite Life on Deck 1x4

Directed by

Christa B. Allen as Violet Berg • Aaron Perilo as Ashton • Shannon Holt as Mrs. Berg

Zack has a crush on a cute passenger named Violet, but must deal with her wealthy "boyfriend" Ashton and snooty mother who will do anything to keep Zack and Violet apart. Meanwhile, Cody referees an intelligence test between London's dog Ivana and Bailey's pet pig Porkers. The episode includes plot elements from the 1997 film Titanic, where Jack was framed for stealing the "Heart of the Ocean" necklace.

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1. Straighten that collar. Suck in that gut.

2. Pop that zit.

3. What is the entire crew doing up here, as opposed to, I don't know,

4. steering the boat?

5. We have an important guest flying in on the Tipton helicopter.

6. Your father is coming? Why didn't anyone tell me?

7. I would have had the fog horn re-tuned from that melancholy B-flat

8. to a cheerful C.

9. No, not my daddy. My doggy!

10. Ivana is coming! Here, hold this.

11. One of the cabin boys painted it for me. It says:

12. "Bone Voyage." Get it?

13. - Bone. - Got it.

14. Good. Can you explain it to me?

15. Here's your Four Berry Blast.

16. Boysen, raz, blue and straw.

17. - I only ordered three. - Then I guess you're berry lucky.

18. Then I guess you won't be getting a berry big tip.

19. Which will make me berry sad.

20. Your turn.

21. She's here!

22. Wait! Well, just get me the dog cage.

23. - Not that! Would you...? - Go that way! That way! This way!

24. - Hey, Ashton! - Can you believe this helicopter?

25. I spent an hour gelling my hair!

26. Hold still, Frank! Don't you know how to hover?

27. Aah!

28. Snookums!

29. You saved me. I can't believe you would take a cake for me.

30. It's no big deal. I still got less gunk in my hair than that guy.

31. Zack, that cake was supposed to be for Ivana!

32. That would explain the liver frosting.

33. Here, Ivana. Try some.

34. Is that a freckle or a sprinkle?

35. Ow!

36. You know, actually, that's my eye.

37. You got frosting on my Farnucci flip-flop.

38. Dude! Five second rule. You can still eat that.

39. - Towel boy! - That would be me, tragically.

40. Actually I'm a student here on the ship,

41. and my brother maxed out my student cash card.

42. Don't care. I asked for a towel boy, not boring-story boy.

43. It's not boring if you wait till the end.

44. Why don't you join us for dinner tonight in the grand dining room?

45. - Doesn't that sound nice, Ashton? - For him, maybe.

46. You might enjoy eating with utensils for a change.

47. Dude, what gets stuck under my nails makes for a nice snack later.

48. You know he's not kidding, right?

49. - So you'll join us? - Yeah, I'd love to grub with you guys.

50. - Thanks for inviting me. - I'm Violet.

51. - I'm Zack. - I'm late for Pilates.

52. Well, thanks again.

53. I think we hit it off.

54. What are you thinking? She's in first class and you have no class.

55. I'm thinking hot babe minus the jerk, equals happy Zack.

56. Wow. That was almost math.

57. Good job, buddy.

58. Oh, snookums. I'm sorry that your landing was so rough.

59. Especially since you're still recovering from your tummy tuck.

60. Hi, roomie!

61. Remember Porkers? He's finally out of quarantine.

62. So I thought we could have a pet playdate.

63. Get that pig out of here. He does not belong where people sleep!

64. He's as much of a pet as Ivana.

65. A pig isn't a pet, it's breakfast.

66. Don't you say that in front of Porkers. He's very sensitive.

67. And delicious.

68. There's no way that thing is staying. Send it to the kitchen where it belongs.

69. I'll have you know, pigs are much smarter than dogs.

70. Oh, yeah? Can Porkers tell the difference between a diamond and a cubic zirconium?

71. I can't even do that.

72. No wonder the pig seems smart to you.

73. That's it! I challenge you to a competition to see whose pet is smarter.

74. You're on! And the losing pig has to swim home.

75. Or the losing dog has to stay in the ship's kennel.

76. Fine. The loser goes to the hold.

77. They like pretty pigs like you down in the kennel.

78. Now, Porkers, you know we don't use that kind of language.

79. I don't care if she is one.

80. And that's why, to this day, I only use a left-handed polo mallet.

81. What a delightful horse attack anecdote.

82. Ladies, gentlemen, Ashton.

83. Zack, you clean up nice!

84. Well, lucky my brother has eight different kinds of loofahs.

85. You must be Violet's sister.

86. - Oh, please. - Shh.

87. Let the boy talk.

88. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Berg.

89. Nice tux. Maybe you'll grow into it someday.

90. You know what? I admit it! It's a little roomy.

91. I borrowed it from a friend. He's a waiter here.

92. Good thing he's not friends with the waitress,

93. or he'd be wearing a miniskirt.

94. Well, I hate to brag, but I do have the legs for it.

95. I'm gonna sit down.

96. - I have an announcement. Dude...

97. you don't gotta announce it. Just go.

98. You were saying, Ashton?

99. Why say it,

100. when you can show it?

101. It's the Kidney of the Sea.

102. That's one tricked-out organ.

103. Louis XIV had it made for his sweetheart.

104. She had a kidney stone problem, and once passed one the size of,

105. well, this.

106. Ouch!

107. And now it will grace the neck of my Violet.

108. She loves it!

109. Mother, I can speak for myself.

110. - It is beautiful. - And she loves it!

111. She can wear it to my birthday gala tomorrow night.

112. I'm going to be 30.

113. Five.

114. Okay, 40, but that's as high as I'll go.

115. Come, Violet.

116. Let's see how your Kidney sparkles under the lights of the disco ball.

117. Wasn't that a wonderful gift?

118. It sure beats the candy bracelet I was gonna give her.

119. Cody, I want to thank you for being our referee.

120. I know you'll be fair and impartial.

121. - You forgot honest. - Honestly, make sure I win.

122. But not right away. I don't want it to be obvious.

123. - Obvious? You just bribed him. - I didn't.

124. - You did. - Didn't.

125. Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater...

126. Ladies! Respect the striped shirt.

127. All right. Let's start with some basic commands.

128. Sit.

129. All right, one point for Porkers.

130. One point for Ivana...

131. and one point for London.

132. Yay! I'm tied for first place!

133. Moving on. And this time, just for the animals.

134. Speak.

135. - That wasn't a bark. - Porkers doesn't bark. He's a pig!

136. Can we have a ruling here, judgy-wudgy?

137. Squeal is good.

138. Now, animals, play dead.

139. Look at Mommy's little girl!

140. She's playing dead so well, Mommy's sad. Oh, yes, she is.

141. Who's a smart dead doggy?

142. Check out Porkers.

143. That's a winner. And extra points for presentation.

144. What part of bribe don't you get?

145. Hi, Zack.

146. Oh, Hey, Violet. What's going on?

147. Here! It seems I'm always cleaning food off of you.

148. You know, If we were apes, that would make us married.

149. Well, don't tell my mother. She'd go bananas.

150. She doesn't like me, does she?

151. No. It's not that she doesn't like you. She just likes Ashton and his money.

152. She's hoping there's a merger in our future.

153. - You mean a marriage? - No, merger.

154. Our family makes olive oil, his makes vinegar.

155. Together, we could have a salad dressing empire.

156. You know, just for the record, olive oil and vinegar don't mix.

157. So where's your necklace?

158. I left it in my room. It's a little too ostentatious for me.

159. Well, I don't know about that, but it sure is flashy.

160. So what are you doing today?

161. Whatever you're doing.

162. Well, right now, I'm just picking up empty smoothie cups.

163. Sounds like fun.

164. You've never worked a day in your life, have you?

165. Nope. But I'd like to give it a shot.

166. Well then, today is your lucky day.

167. - Start picking up some empty cups. - Okay.

168. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, Hey! Wait till they're done.

169. So are you done yet? I wanna see it.

170. You know, it really doesn't do you justice.

171. Oh, just let me see it.

172. No! It's amazing. I love how you made my eyes bigger than my head.

173. And the spaceships are excellent. I love the one with the monkey in it.

174. That's me.

175. Well, that doesn't do you justice.

176. - Are you cold? - A little.

177. - I'm gonna run and get my wrap. - Hey, no.

178. I'll get it for you, my little mermaid.

179. Oh, why, thank you, my little merman.

180. Okay, now we're going a bit too far.

181. I agree. My wrap is in the top drawer of my dresser.

182. - I'll miss you. - I'll miss you too.

183. I'll miss you more. Too far, again?

184. No.

185. I don't think those simple commands are a fair test of a dog's intelligence.

186. I mean, sit, speak, rollover? Those are pig tricks.

187. Well, according to the latest issue of Dog Obsessed Monthly, a simple way

188. to test intelligence is to throw a towel over its head

189. and see how long it takes him to get it off.

190. We'll start with Ivana.

191. Ready, set, go!

192. She's snoring. She fell asleep.

193. Because it's dark under there!

194. Which means beddy-bye, which shows she's smart. Give her points for that.

195. Your turn, Bacon Bits.

196. You don't get points for falling asleep.

197. You get points for shaking the towel off your head. Like this.

198. Wow! That's a record. Ten points for Porkers.

199. Yay! That deserves a hug!

200. Well, If you insist.

201. I think this entire competition is rigged.

202. Oh, please.

203. Look, I know how hard it is to put fruit in a blender and push a button,

204. but this isn't a smoothie. It's a lumpy.

205. Here you are. Enjoy your drink.

206. There's an empty table right behind you.

207. - Mr. Moseby! - Yes, Mrs. Berg?

208. Do you think this ice sculpture makes me look like I have a double chin?

209. Wait an hour. One of them will melt.

210. Violet, you look lovely.

211. But why aren't you wearing the Kidney of the Sea?

212. Well, it's so valuable I only want to wear it on special occasions.

213. What could be more special than my 40th birthday?

214. Next year, when you're 50.

215. Your mother's right. You should wear it. Go get it.

216. Okay, the truth is, I can't find it. I looked everywhere.

217. - I tore the room apart. - Really?

218. Well, perhaps it's been stolen!

219. Did I just hear the "S" word?

220. Yes, the Kidney has been stolen.

221. Well, have one of the little hot dogs. They're delicious!

222. No. He means my diamond necklace.

223. Not the Kidney of the Sea! How could you let it out of your sight?

224. Has anyone else had access to your room?

225. I didn't see anybody when I was up there.

226. I probably shouldn't have said that.

227. Kidney thief! Check his pockets.

228. Whoa, back off! You wanna see what's in my pockets?

229. I'll show you what's in my pockets.

230. In this pocket, I have a half-eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

231. And in this pocket, I have...

232. the Kidney of the Sea.

233. Good gobstoppers, that's a big rock.

234. - It's always the help! - Arrest him!

235. - What? - Zack.

236. - Violet, I swear I didn't do it. - I want to believe you,

237. but why was the necklace in your pocket?

238. I don't know! I thought there was a brownie in there.

239. Make him walk the plank!

240. Sadly, our plank was removed in the late 1700s.

241. Furthermore, I know Zack Martin, and he is many things.

242. He's annoying, lazy, unreliable,

243. often unkempt...

244. careless and reckless, tardy, obnoxious, destructive,

245. a trifle gassy.

246. Zack is also loud, irresponsible, devious...

247. Is there a "but" coming anytime soon?

248. And a pain in the butt.

249. - Thanks. - However, he is not a thief.

250. Then how do you explain the necklace in his pocket?

251. One of the diamonds is missing!

252. He must have sold it to feed his bubble gum habit!

253. I can quit anytime I want.

254. Starting tomorrow.

255. Obviously, he has no impulse control.

256. A sure sign of the criminal mind.

257. This event is the scavenger hunt.

258. The animal who finds the most objects wins.

259. We're ahead, Porkers. I know you can do this.

260. But no matter what happens, Mommy loves you.

261. Listen, you loser!

262. You win this event or Mommy will cancel your doggy debit card!

263. Ready? Go!

264. He found the rope! You're the best, and I'm not faking!

265. I won't turn you into bacon. Give me a "P!"

266. No, not on the deck.

267. This is unfair. That pig's used to being led around on a rope.

268. We should be looking for things that Ivana knows.

269. I want someone to find this missing diamond!

270. Ivana, where are you going?

271. Get this filthy mutt off of me!

272. My Ivana is not a filthy mutt!

273. Oh, Mrs. Berg?

274. Is this the missing diamond from the necklace?

275. - It can't be! - Well, let's see.

276. Well, it's a perfect match.

277. Ashton, what was it doing in your pocket?

278. Uh, well, um...

279. When I gave you the necklace, it must have fallen out.

280. No, you gave it to me in a box and all the diamonds were there.

281. You stole the necklace to try and frame me.

282. Yes! And I would've gotten away with it

283. if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!

284. I'll get him!

285. Make way. Oh!

286. No, wait! Whoa! Okay.

287. Stop it. Stop it now!

288. Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to know I have everything under control.

289. Zack! Wait, careful! Ice Berg dead ahead!

290. No!

291. No. I'm wearing silk!

292. Seltzer with a little salt will take that right out.

293. Remember, dab, don't rub.

294. Violet, Violet.

295. Zack! Zack, take my hand!

296. Don't ever let go!

297. I'll never let go, I promise.

298. It's a hot tub. Just stand up!

299. But Ivana solved a crime. That's a lot smarter than finding rope.

300. - No, it isn't. - Is so!

301. - Is not! - Is so!

302. Judgy-wudgy, we need a ruling.

303. I'm calling it a draw.

304. It's not enough that Ivana solved a crime? You want her to draw something?

305. No, a draw is a tie.

306. Ivana looks ridiculous in a tie, and she was clearly the winner.

307. Get your bathing suit, other white meat. Time to swim home.

308. No, London. What I'm trying to say is that both pets are winners.

309. - That is so lame. Yeah. Totally.

310. No one likes a wishy-washy judgy-wudgy.

311. We should've asked that lifeguard to be judge.

312. - Yeah, he's really cute. - And he'll take a bribe.

313. You guys aren't mad at me, are you?

314. No, I'm sorry, I don't speak Pig Latin.

315. Yeah, I'm getting rid of last year's jewelry also.

316. You might wanna get rid of those earrings too.