The Suite Life on Deck 1x2

Directed by Rich Correll • Danny Kallis

Stuart Pankin as Simms • Lillian Adams as Mrs. Pepperman • Erin Cardillo as Emma Tutweiller • Matthew Timmons as Woody Fink

When the S.S. Tipton makes a special trip to pick up London from Parrot Island, Bailey, Moseby and Woody find themselves in jail because all the parrots left for Seal Island after Tipton Industries cut down all the trees. It's up to Zack and Cody to get them out of it but Zack and Cody end up in jail along with the others, and Bailey has to use her pig, Porkers, to rescue them. Zack and Cody fight for Bailey and Zack lets Cody have her after finding out about her ex-boyfriend Moose and seeing she has too much "baggage".

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1. It's all my fault London left.

2. No, it's not.

3. She hated a lot of things on this boat beside you.

4. That came out wrong.

5. Here, Bailey, this'll cheer you up. I ordered it just for you.

6. It's a seaweed smoothie with a broccoli boost.

7. We want her to cheer up, not throw up.

8. - Would you pace to your right? - This is my right.

9. If you meant your right, you should've said so, and I would've done it right!

10. All right.

11. Finally.

12. Yes, captain, I know you are busy with something extremely important...

13. Oh, really? Miniature golf. That's wonder...

14. Oh, really? You two-putted the clown hole?

15. Oh, big deal! Everyone knows you bank it off the big shoe.

16. Tell him we need to stop at Parrot Island.

17. Captain Lunsford, you need to turn this ship around.

18. We're missing a student.

19. Well, here's why you should care. That student is London Tipton!

20. Told you my smoothie would cheer her up.

21. No. People, please, don't think of this as an inconvenient delay.

22. Think of it as a bonus stop on an island paradise.

23. And it won't cost you anything.

24. No.

25. I packed for Europe, not for the beach.

26. We have the largest shopping mall afloat.

27. You could buy something.

28. No.

29. I'll just swim in my birthday suit.

30. Something tells me that birthday suit needs ironing.

31. Wiggins... Yablondski.

32. Okay, and the whole class is here, except for Zack Martin.

33. Get used to that.

34. - Here. - Oh!

35. Sorry. I overslept.

36. We were in biology class.

37. Exactly.

38. Anyway, this unscheduled stop to look for London on this tropical island

39. presents us with a unique educational opportunity.

40. We're gonna learn how to surf?

41. Yeah! Kowabunga!

42. Hang eleven.

43. It's hang ten.

44. Not when you got eleven toes.

45. You've got six toes on one foot?

46. Nope! Eight and three.

47. Oh!

48. I meant an opportunity to study the history of the island.

49. Now, Parrot Island was colonized by...

50. By the British, at the tail end of the Age of Exploration.

51. - Well, to be more precise in... - 1762.

52. Wednesday. Around lunch.

53. Thank you.

54. Well, let's take a look at this beautiful, lush paradise.

55. Whoa!

56. I got more green between my seventh and eighth toe.

57. Now the reason this island is a popular tourist destination...

58. Or was...

59. Is because of the rare parrot species, Poicephalus insulus...

60. Which was not indigenous to these islands.

61. It was introduced to this habitat

62. by explorers on their way back from the New World.

63. Cody, Bailey, you're teaching my class. Again.

64. Sorry, ma'am.

65. My point is, that this parrot

66. is best known for its beautiful plumage and mating call.

67. Beat you!

68. She left out "eats guava seeds."

69. Sorry.

70. Now that we're ashore, we operate on the buddy system,

71. so choose your partner.

72. Come on, buddy!

73. - I call dibs! - No, I saw her first!

74. Guys, I'm not the last slice of pizza.

75. Of course you're not.

76. Excuse us.

77. What're you doing?

78. Why are you hitting on Bailey?

79. You have a girlfriend.

80. Barbara?

81. I remember her name.

82. Look, before we left, I told her it might be hard for me to resist

83. the advances of beautiful, exotic women from around the world.

84. What did she say?

85. She laughed.

86. But I took it as a "go for it."

87. Hey, Mr. Moseby. Want to be my buddy?

88. We're searching for the Poicephalus insulus.

89. - Mr. Moseby's busy. - Yes, I only have three hours

90. to find the Londonus "Pain-in-the-butticus",

91. so we can all keep our job-icus...

92. - Excuse me, Mr... - Pie?

93. - Mr. Pie... - No, my name is Simms. I'm selling pie.

94. - Well, I'm not buying. - Oh, dear.

95. Aren't we a bit cranky today?

96. You know what might help with that?

97. Pie!

98. I'm looking for a young lady.

99. Aren't we all?

100. Sorry, I can't help you there.

101. Do you know where I can find the local police?

102. Absolutely!

103. Constable Simms, at your service.

104. I am looking for London Tipton.

105. I'll call you a cab.

106. Thank you.

107. Taxi!

108. - Fancy a ride, gov'ner? - Are you...?

109. - In you go. Come on, get it. - Oh, my word.

110. Come on. Help with my leg. Don't get fresh.

111. Oh, good. Okay, here we go.

112. Well, don't speed, or you'll have to pull yourself over.

113. You let me do all the worrying, sir.

114. Just sit back and enjoy what used to be the lovely scenery.

115. Oh, right over there... Here we are, sir! That will be $10.

116. - Tip not included. - Are you...? We just...

117. Wow, you are just an incredible artist.

118. I was just trying to get my pen to work.

119. Smooth.

120. Didn't you say you had to go to the bathroom?

121. Look, I'm not leaving you alone with Bailey.

122. And, besides, the bathroom was only half a coconut.

123. Actually It's more comfortable than it looks.

124. And those two-ply palm leaves... surprisingly soft.

125. Look!

126. Where did that little piggy come from?

127. That's what the doctor said when he saw my extra toe.

128. Are you stuck? Here, I have something for you. You like nuts?

129. Oh, this rope will work as a leash.

130. He's so sweet. He reminds me of my...

131. - Breakfast? - Football?

132. Ya'll hush up. He reminds me of my pet pig from back on the farm.

133. Sir Snortalot and I were best friends.

134. Then one day I woke up, and he wasn't there anymore.

135. I got really worried.

136. But Mama told me he moved to the big city.

137. I'm gonna call you Porkers. Do you like that name?

138. Mr. Moseby is not back with London yet,

139. and the boat leaves in an hour. I'm gonna go find them.

140. Since it's partly my fault London left, I'll go look too.

141. - Me too. - So will I.

142. Great. Then, we'll use the buddy system.

143. You guys go that way. And I'll go this way with Woody.

144. She digs the Woodman.

145. Yeah, I'm sure that extra toe is a real chick magnet.

146. Oh, excuse me, Constable Simms... London?

147. Moseby! - Open this door immediately.

148. - My pleasure. - Thank goodness.

149. You're here to get me out.

150. Or not.

151. What possible reason do you have for imprisoning us?

152. Ms. Tipton is the daughter of the man who cut down all our trees...

153. which caused all of our parrots to flee to Seal Island,

154. which is now Seal and Parrot Island.

155. And the parrots leaving has devastated our tourist trade.

156. But what did I do?

157. You are obviously high up in the Tipton organization.

158. No.

159. On the contrary, I am low. I am very, very low.

160. I'm merely a faceless cog in a giant machine.

161. Look, I'm so low, I have to wear a nametag just so people know who I am. See?

162. Daddy knows you. He loves you. In fact...

163. Neither one of you is getting out of here until reparations are made.

164. I get it.

165. - How much? - Ten million dollars.

166. Okay.

167. All I have here is a paper clip and a Mr. Freezy Cone Club card.

168. It has eight stamps.

169. - Oh, Yummy! Yeah!

170. London, write the man a check!

171. No way. Now, I demand to see a judge!

172. Of course you do.

173. I know how to handle these people.

174. The Right Honorable Justice Simms at your service.

175. He looks just like the other guy.

176. He is the other guy!

177. You're right. Oh, he's good!

178. London, have you called your father?

179. I tried, but he's on the Tipton space station.

180. And my new cell phone plan doesn't include the moon.

181. Well, the captain told me to have you back in three hours.

182. If not, we'll be stuck here for who knows how long.

183. London...

184. Do I smell...

185. Coconut cream pie?

186. The best on the island. Just three dollars a slice.

187. - There's a dead fly on that. - Two dollars a slice.

188. Excuse me. We're looking for our friend, London Tipton.

189. Ah! Yes. Right this way.

190. Taxi!

191. Fancy a ride, gov'ner?

192. Why are you wearing a cowboy hat?

193. Welcome to the hoosegow!

194. Wow, you're worse rescuers than Moseby.

195. Why are you locking us up?

196. You can't arrest them for knowing London.

197. That's a good point. Ah-ha!

198. Miss, I don't suppose you have a pig license?

199. As a matter of fact, I do.

200. Oh!

201. Here you go.

202. Oh, so you do.

203. Ah! Ah! I have something.

204. This pig license is only valid in Kansas.

205. - But, wait... - Tell it to the judge!

206. Oh wait, you just did.

207. Is there anything on this island you don't do?

208. I don't own the hat shop.

209. Pity.

210. That guy makes a killing.

211. Wait, I have an idea. Here, Porkers.

212. All right. Any sign of Moseby or London?

213. No! I checked the docks, hiked up the mountain...

214. and ran the whole perimeter of the island.

215. Well...

216. They're not in the candy store.

217. If I had the energy, I would smack you so hard.

218. Quiet, pig. We're trying to find Mr. Moseby and London over here.

219. Wait a minute, he was with Bailey.

220. I think he's trying to tell us something.

221. He just wants my cotton candy. Get your own, pig!

222. - What's that?

223. London, Moseby, Bailey and Woody are locked in jail

224. and we need to rescue them?

225. Whoa, you speak pig?

226. No, I can read English. There's a note taped to him.

227. Dude, the boat leaves in 30 minutes! We better hurry.

228. Come on, pig. Take us to Bailey.

229. - All right. - Hey.

230. None of this would've happened if you hadn't wanted me to room

231. with Little Miss Cow Cake.

232. It's cow pie.

233. And now, instead of roommates, we're cellmates!

234. Does that make you happy, Little Miss Covered in Diamonds?

235. Is that an insult? Because that sounds pretty good to me.

236. - Lift me up. - Why don't you lift me up?

237. Because I was born first.

238. What does that have to do with anything?

239. Just get up here!

240. I knew my pig gram would work.

241. It's how they delivered mail in Kettlecorn until 1995.

242. Let me guess. Your phone is two cans and a string?

243. Mr. Moseby, how did you get up here?

244. I'm standing on Woody.

245. You could've taken your shoes off.

246. How did you guys all wind up in there?

247. - It's a long story. - Could we save the chitchat for later?

248. Yeah, I'm with Cody on that.

249. You have to break us out of here! Did you bring the proper tools?

250. No. Unfortunately, the prison breakout store was closed!

251. Improvise, people. I haven't changed my outfit in four hours!

252. - Uh, Mr. Moseby? - Mm-hm.

253. If you're just kind of watching at this point,

254. do you think you could get off my back?

255. You know, these bars seem a bit loose.

256. - I might be able to get in if I had a... Crowbar?

257. Exactly. Thanks!

258. You're quite welcome.

259. What part of rescuering don't you understand?

260. All of it! It's either rescuer or rescuing!

261. Well, you're not good at either-er.

262. Zack, whenever I pictured us in prison,

263. I was always on the other side of the bars saying, "Take the plea!"

264. The ship leaves in ten minutes.

265. Constable Simms! Constable Simms!

266. I'm trying to teach a Pilates class!

267. Work from your core, Gertrude! Feel the burn!

268. Simms, if you let us out of here now, I will arrange for Tipton Industries

269. to make full reparations for scaring off the parrots and cutting down the trees.

270. That's what your father did? That's terrible.

271. I know how bad I'd feel if someone came to Kettlecorn,

272. took all of our corn, and left us with just the kettle.

273. No wonder you put us in jail!

274. Mmm mm-mm. Not helping.

275. If you'll excuse me, I have to finish Pilates, perform a root canal

276. and conduct the orchestra for our little theater production

277. of Where, Oh, Where Have Our Parrots Gone?

278. Oh! That's it.

279. We're all going to die in here.

280. Oh, no!

281. - I'll comfort you. - I'll comfort her first.

282. Look, we've got to work this Bailey thing out in a mature and rational way.

283. I couldn't agree more. Spitting contest.

284. No. Wait!

285. Are you really going to decide who ends up with Bailey by a spitting contest?

286. You know what? He's right. Pick a number between one and ten.

287. I am not going to participate in your objectification of women.

288. - Seven. - How did you know? Okay, never mind!

289. Bailey's not looking for a relationship, anyway.

290. Still hasn't gotten over her ex-boyfriend, Moose.

291. How do you know this?

292. When you're in the slammer, you get to know somebody.

293. She told me how they shared their first cob of corn together.

294. Their first hayride.

295. Oh, they were so good together.

296. She's all yours, dude.

297. Really?

298. Why?

299. She's checking way too much baggage.

300. And I like a babe with just a carry-on.

301. Unlike you, I'm willing to do the work.

302. Porkers! We're saved.

303. Why? Does he have a law degree?

304. No, but he can get the keys.

305. Okay. Go to his desk, open the drawer,

306. get the master keys and bring them to me.

307. And bring me a decaf non-fat latte with extra foam.

308. Bailey, you can't possibly believe this animal understands you.

309. The keys are in the drawer on the left.

310. Not that drawer. The one on the left.

311. Not your left, my left.

312. What about my latte?

313. Oh, forget the coffee! Bring the keys!

314. Nice throw.

315. Open it! We've got five minutes!

316. We don't have much time! Go!

317. Okay. We have five minutes. If we run, we can just make it.

318. We're safe. I gotta stop and use the coconut!

319. My latte!

320. Hurry! We're almost to the ship.

321. Hey, wait, wait, wait!

322. - Look at these postcards. - Look,

323. you can send postcards from the next port!

324. No, I mean, look at how lush and beautiful this island used to be.

325. And now it's a dump. So let's get out of here!

326. It's a dump because your father ruined it, and he should fix it.

327. She's right. It's that kind of greed that's destroying the environment.

328. Wow, I mean this place really did used to be beautiful.

329. Yes, and we can all be sad about it on the boat!

330. And now that it's not beautiful, Daddy doesn't care anymore.

331. Kind of like with his first four wives.

332. You know, London, if you paid to replant the island,

333. maybe the parrots would come back.

334. The islanders would be so grateful, they might put your picture on coins.

335. Do you really think so?

336. Then I could flip myself to decide which shoes to wear!

337. Halt! You're surrounded!

338. By just you?

339. Pretty much.

340. How about I help you replant trees by

341. - writing a check for ten million dollars? - That would work.

342. And feel free to use some to buy yourself new pants.

343. Bye-bye!

344. Bon voyage. Stay away from the kitchen.

345. London, we were worried sick about you. You're grounded!

346. Technically, you can only give detention. I can ground.

347. You're grounded!

348. And so is your helicopter pilot!

349. Fine. I won't use my helicopter.

350. Or your private submarine.

351. Take it back down, boys.

352. Well, I guess I'm stuck here.

353. I know, I know. With me as your roommate.

354. Yeah, that is depressing.

355. But you did get us out of that jail cell.

356. So does that mean we're okay?

357. Sure. Maybe sharing a room won't be so bad.

358. I'll be the big sister you never had.

359. Actually, I have six big sisters. And three little ones.

360. Wow, your mom needs a hobby.

361. Come on. Let's go down to the mall deck, and buy a new wardrobe.

362. For me? You don't have to buy me a whole new wardrobe.

363. I was talking about me.

364. Then why do you want me to go along?

365. Somebody has to tell me how great I look.

366. Oh, look at this. They started replanting the trees on Parrot Island.

367. Oh, not only that, but some of the parrots have started to return.

368. That's wonderful.

369. Oh, look at this.

370. There's a lovely shaded area where some, some pigs are resting.

371. Really? Is that your mother?

372. You have her snout.

373. Oh, I'm sorry. Bacon breath?