The Suite Life on Deck 1x1

Directed by Jim Drake • Danny Kallis

Tiya Sircar as Padma • Ginette Rhodes as Eunice Pickett • Erin Cardillo as Emma Tutweiller • Kim Rhodes as Carey Martin • Matthew Timmons as Woody Fink

London, Zack, Cody and Mr. Moseby set sail on the S.S. Tipton for their semester at sea. London convinces her roomate to leave the ship so she can have a room to herself. Cody finds himself sharing a room with Woody, who is very messy, and Zack shares a room with Bailey, who is a neat freak. Nobody knows that Bailey is a girl who disguised herself as a boy in order to gain a position on the ship after she found that there were no more vacancies for girls. Zack and Cody agree to switch roommates, but Zack changes his mind after he finds out that Bailey is a girl. After everyone else eventually finds this out Bailey is allowed to stay, filling the position vacated by London's ex-roommate, and Bailey becomes London's new roommate. This is the last straw for London and she escapes to Parrot Island via helicopter.

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1. I'm Marion Moseby, your cruise ship manager.

2. Welcome aboard!

3. Oh, you can get a pair just like these on the plaza deck.

4. The shorts, not the legs.

5. - Okay. - Gangway!

6. - London Tipton coming through! Ow!

7. Wow, bumpy seas.

8. - That was my foot. - What was it doing under my trunk?

9. Throbbing.

10. Moseby, enough of your problems. I'm on vacation! Yay me!

11. Well, actually, "yay, you" is on this ship to attend Seven Seas High School.

12. While it may be on a cruise ship, London, this is not a vacation.

13. Your daddy put you on this boat so you can't jet off to Paris for lunch

14. and miss your afternoon classes.

15. I had afternoon classes?

16. What's next? Classes in the morning?

17. There, there, London. You know, the older I get,

18. the more I realize you have to look adversity in the eye and say:

19. "You don't scare me!"

20. Hey, Mr. Moseby.

21. Moseby, you're shaking like a Chihuahua.

22. Oh, it's sea breeze.

23. You probably shouldn't have left your pants in the dryer for so long.

24. Hello, Carey, boys.

25. - Did you miss us, Mr. Moseby? - Oh, why, yes, yes.

26. I mean, without you,

27. the last three months on this floating paradise have been sheer torture.

28. Well, your suffering's over.

29. Huh?

30. We're going to be attending Seven Seas High.

31. Huh?

32. They said they're going to be attending Seven Seas High!

33. He's getting old.

34. Believe me, it was not an easy decision, but it's such a great opportunity.

35. And I can afford it with my employee discount, so how could I say no?

36. Well, like this:

37. No!

38. He took that better than I thought.

39. I can't believe I get to study oceanography on the ocean.

40. I'm gonna study anatomy.

41. Starting with her.

42. As a study partner.

43. Uh-huh. Come on.

44. You know, I really hope that Mr. Moseby's okay.

45. Yeah, but it's almost like he wasn't happy to see us.

46. Not true. I was jumping for joy.

47. Now, put me down.

48. Aww! Come on, Mr. Grumpy-Pants.

49. You know you're happy to see us.

50. Yes, I'm smiling on the inside.

51. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I swallowed a flounder.

52. Here's your Seven Seas High manual.

53. Don't lose it. It will be your life preserver.

54. Or your anchor. Don't worry, your children are safe.

55. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

56. Is this where we get our suite assignments?

57. Yes, but as you can see, there's a line.

58. As you can see, I don't care.

59. My name is London Tipton.

60. Oh!

61. Let's not make a big deal about the fact that my daddy owns the boat.

62. Deal. I will treat you the same as everyone else.

63. Back of the line!

64. - I mean, if that's okay with you. - It isn't.

65. And that's okay with me.

66. - Oh, there's the check-in line. - It's okay, Mom.

67. - I'll take it from here. - Don't you need me to sign forms...

68. - Got it. I love you. - I love you.

69. - Have a good flight back to Kansas. - Okay.

70. Give a big hug to Sally-Mae and Betty-Lynne and all the other chickens.

71. - I will. Now, don't you forget... - I will. Bye!

72. Oh! Okay.

73. Wear sunscreen!

74. Don't worry. I put the seat down.

75. Check out our schedule.

76. Eight o'clock: bingo breakfast buffet.

77. Nine o'clock: volleyball tournament and donuts.

78. Ten o'clock: water sports and omelet bar.

79. Man, I love this school!

80. Zack, that's the passenger schedule.

81. Here's the student schedule.

82. Eight hours of school and then a cheese sandwich.

83. Attention. Ten minutes to departure.

84. All ashore that's going ashore.

85. - Well, guess this is... - Goodbye.

86. - Oh, Cody. - Oh, Mom.

87. Oh, man.

88. What am I gonna do without you?

89. Don't worry, I've prepared six months of casseroles.

90. They're in the freezer.

91. Bake at 350 for 45 minutes.

92. Does that include defrosting time?

93. No, Mom, it never includes def...

94. I'll e-mail you.

95. I'm gonna miss you guys so much.

96. Mom, hey. Not a baby.

97. You're right. You're not.

98. Don't know when it happened, but you grew up.

99. You don't need me anymore to tie your shoes,

100. or remind you to wear sweaters, which you should be wearing

101. because it's very breezy on this deck.

102. Sorry. Force of habit. So...

103. Okay, well, bye, Zack.

104. Bye, Mom.

105. Honey, you okay?

106. Yeah, sure. No problem.

107. See you.

108. Okay.

109. Mommy, don't go!

110. How hideous.

111. Oh, you do not like the room?

112. No, your clothes.

113. I really have to talk to Daddy about these new maid outfits.

114. Oh, you think I'm... No, no, no, no, no.

115. I'm Padma. I'm your roommate.

116. "Roommate"?

117. Isn't it bad enough that Daddy's making me go to this stupid sea school?

118. Now he's making me share a room with the maid?

119. Ah, student.

120. Student maid?

121. I hate training a new maid.

122. And I hate rooming with stuck up snobs,

123. so I guess we're both up the Ganges without a paddle.

124. Look, I need my own room. Ooh, idea!

125. Why don't you drop out?

126. Ooh, better idea.

127. - Why don't you drop dead? - Oh!

128. There is nothing you can do that will make me drop out of this school.

129. Really?

130. Pick one from the top, or two from the bottom.

131. I'm filthy rich! I'm filthy rich!

132. Oh, hold that gangplank. I've got things to buy!

133. Well...

134. this is my room.

135. I guess this is it.

136. After 15 years of sharing a room, we're finally going our separate ways.

137. I'll miss you.

138. I'll miss you too.

139. Hey. I'm Co... Holy Toledo.

140. Nice to meet you, Co-holy.

141. What happened in here?

142. Oh, I was looking for my underwear.

143. There it is.

144. You only brought one pair?

145. Plus the pair I'm wearing.

146. Ow!

147. I'm Woody.

148. Ah, you're one of those clean freaks.

149. Well, I wouldn't necessarily call myself a freak.

150. Better go wash my hands.

151. You didn't use the bathroom yet, right?

152. Oh, yeah. I broke that puppy in.

153. Co-holy? Mr. Toledo?

154. Yo, I'm Bailey Pickett. Sup?

155. Hey, broseph. What's going on? It's Zack Martin.

156. Oh, right. Fist pound.

157. - What a mess. - Oh, no.

158. You're not one of those neat freaks, are you? I've dealt with those before.

159. No, man. I'm just one of the guys.

160. That's my girlfriend's.

161. Well, I didn't think it was yours.

162. So what's your girl like?

163. She's very intelligent and she's got a great personality.

164. Arf, arf.

165. Dude, I didn't mean to offend you.

166. Oh no. I just thought I'd hang a rope and divide up the room.

167. I like my privacy.

168. You are one of those neat freaks.

169. No, I'm real easygoing. Here's the bathroom schedule.

170. Um...

171. Not so sure I can go on schedule.

172. Helps if you eat bran.

173. If you liked that, wait till you hear me fart "Stairway to Heaven."

174. That's like a 10 minute song!

175. I can only do it after the Mexican buffet.

176. Which we're having tonight.

177. Yay.

178. I cannot believe you used my hairbrush to scratch your back.

179. Back?

180. Yeah, let's go with back.

181. Oh, come on, you're worse than my brother!

182. Oh, hey, Cody. What's going on?

183. My roommate farts classic rock.

184. Cool!

185. Attention, students.

186. Classroom time will begin in five minutes.

187. Hey, invisible voice, five minutes does not work for me.

188. - Why do they call him a purser? - I don't know.

189. But I do know that it is not his job to hold your purse.

190. Fine. Then you hold it.

191. - Good grief! What is in this? - My allowance.

192. Moving on.

193. This is the state-of-the-art marine biology lab.

194. Which my daddy paid for.

195. - Can I go now? - No.

196. Now, if you'll all follow me, we'll go up one deck to the planetarium.

197. I don't know what that is, but my daddy paid for it!

198. - Can I go now? - No.

199. Though nothing would make me happier.

200. Wanna feed the octopus?

201. Yeah!

202. - That's one good-looking cephalopod. - Yeah.

203. And you know, they're highly intelligent. They can be taught to open jars.

204. Stupid jar!

205. We should get a hammer.

206. Yes.

207. Man, Woody, riot!

208. You want him? We can switch roommates.

209. - You take Woody. I'll take Bailey. - Deal.

210. Woody, what are you doing?

211. - Eww, it's mushy. - And delicate.

212. - Take this. - I don't... No!

213. - No! - Oh, no! No, no...

214. Can you see it?

215. Yes, it's stuck to the side of the boat!

216. Hold my legs and lower me down. I think I can reach it.

217. Okay! I got him!

218. Seagull attacking! Seagull attacking!

219. Don't hurt the octopus.

220. You're right. It's cool.

221. I'll just let them peck my eyes out! Pull me in!

222. Are those Share Bears?

223. This is a nightmare.

224. None too pretty from this side, either.

225. Maybe they're still in the lab.

226. What in the world is going on here?

227. Nothing.

228. Are those Share Bears?

229. Come on!

230. How long does it take for one guy to rinse off?

231. Well, excuse me for moisturizing.

232. Which I need to do after I shave.

233. Shave what? You're like one of them hairless cats.

234. Did you see my soap on a...? Whoa!

235. Dude...

236. you need a haircut.

237. I can explain.

238. Please tell me the explanation is that you're a girl because...

239. strangely attracted to you right now.

240. All right, all right!

241. I'm a girl.

242. See, all the girl spots for this year were filled.

243. So I applied as a guy. and since my name is Bailey,

244. and I did play on the boys baseball team, it worked!

245. Well, it worked right up until the moment when you walked out

246. when you were scheduled to be taking a shower and ruined the whole thing!

247. So somehow this is my fault?

248. Yes! Don't you knock when you leave a bathroom?

249. Lucky I was raised by a woman, so irrational behavior doesn't throw me.

250. Now, wouldn't it have been easier...

251. and just thinking aloud out here, to wait and apply next year?

252. No. And if you'd ever swilled hogs, you'd know why.

253. Not that I don't love Kettlecorn, but it's just too little.

254. If you blink, you miss the town,

255. and suddenly you're caught up in the hustle and bustle of Kettlepot.

256. I just can't go home now. I can't.

257. You have to promise you won't tell anyone I'm a girl.

258. Please? Please, I'm begging you.

259. Don't worry. It'll be our little secret.

260. Woody said he's willing to trade... Why are you guys holding hands?

261. Secret handshake.

262. Yes.

263. And by the way, I am not trading roommates.

264. So, why didn't you want to switch roommates?

265. Uh, we figured opposites attract.

266. And by "opposites," he means like in clean and messy.

267. Not like boy and girl.

268. Uh, why don't we go play some pool

269. and let Cody and Woody work out their issues, huh?

270. We have issues?

271. No, no, no.

272. Yes.

273. Here, let me show you how to do it.

274. Thanks, Zack.

275. Why can't we get along like that?

276. What are you doing?

277. - How about them Patriots? - Yeah.

278. I hate this stupid sea school, and I hate this stupid boat!

279. - Galaxy Raider game is open. - I love this stupid boat!

280. Dibs on the gold headphones!

281. They match my outfit.

282. Attention. We will now conduct our first lifeboat drill.

283. Report to your assigned muster station.

284. Boy, that's a loud bell.

285. I can barely hear myself not think.

286. What does three consecutive alarm bells mean?

287. I don't know. Let me check.

288. One bell, breakfast.

289. Two bells, lunch. Three bells, sinking ship.

290. Sinking ship!

291. - Which way? - Port!

292. London, your other port!

293. Hurry! The boat is already tipping over!

294. No, you just broke your heel.

295. - Worse! - Look, life jackets!

296. Are they all orange? I need to go change.

297. London.

298. Look, an exit! Let's get out of here!

299. - One at a time! One at a time! Right!

300. - We fell overboard! - Why is the ocean so hot?

301. Probably because it's a hot tub.

302. Why is there a hot tub in the middle of the ocean?

303. Here's your hat, Bailey.

304. Dude, you're a girl.

305. Oh!

306. I am? That explains so much.

307. Miss Pickett, why on Earth would you masquerade as a boy?

308. Well, I don't know.

309. Yes, you do.

310. It was her only way to get out of Popcorn, Kansas.

311. Kettlecorn.

312. Whatever.

313. What? This girl was meant for bigger things than to shuck hogs.

314. No, you shuck corn. If you try to shuck a hog, it bites you.

315. Work with me.

316. Okay.

317. Anyway, Seven Seas High was Bailey's one chance to get off the farm,

318. which she's dreamed of doing her whole life.

319. You can't send her back to Caramel Corn.

320. Kettlecorn!

321. If you've ever been to Kettlepot, you've driven right through it.

322. Well, Bailey, your application was by far the most impressive.

323. Wait a minute. What?

324. What about my essay on barnacle reproduction?

325. I had pictures.

326. Can I see them?

327. Bailey, I'd let you stay but we don't have a cabin to put you in.

328. She can stay in my room. I'm willing to take one for the team.

329. I meant a girl's cabin. Every girl has a roommate.

330. Except for me.

331. London. Thank you!

332. Huh?

333. London, so nice of you to offer to share your room with Bailey.

334. I wasn't offering. I was gloating.

335. Here's a diamond necklace. Drop out.

336. I wouldn't drop out for all the money in the world.

337. I can get that.

338. No, I wanna stay here and be your BFF!

339. Get O-F-F!

340. I will not share a room.

341. Well, you will if you want to stay in this school.

342. I don't! Hasn't anyone been listening to a single word I've said?

343. Stupid Sea School!

344. It's just a big pain in the butt.

345. Mr. Moseby! Uh-huh?

346. Read this note from London.

347. "I can't take it anymore. No one understands me. No one cares about me.

348. I'm going to a place where no one will ever find me.

349. PS: Please send my luggage to Daddy's villa on Parrot Island

350. even though that's not where I'm going."

351. What are we gonna do?

352. Mr. Tipton is not gonna like my losing his daughter

353. on the first day of school!

354. - You need to relax! - Okay.

355. The point of putting London on the boat is that there's no way off of it.

356. - Hah, you're right. - Yes.

357. Except by helicopter.

358. Oh, my word!

359. Can I borrow these, please? Would you...?

360. The pilot is wearing London's diamond necklace.

361. Frank, you turn that whirlybird around!

362. You are so on report, Frank!

363. - Frank! Frank! - Mr. Moseby?

364. Frank!

365. - Mr. Moseby? No.

366. Man overboard!

367. Again.