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- Thank you.
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- I know.
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- Oh, my God. That's crazy.
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- Hi, how's it going?
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- This is Dr. Steve Chan.
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- Hi.
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- Is that tailored?
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- It's brown.
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a little bit smarter, you know?
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- Well, pardon me.
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- Hey, Sarah.
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- Hi.
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- And this must be Matt.
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You get fresh air, Zen.
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It's an exquisite struggle.
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- He's amazing.
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- That's right.
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- Confession, I love it too.
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- No, it's fine. It's okay. Don't worry.
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- I'm here with Johnny.
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- It's important work stuff.
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- I'm so sorry, Sarah. It's a rough break.
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- Yes, it's funny.
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- That's... You think that's art?
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- No. No.
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- Let's go find our seats.
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All movies are art.
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- Okay, is The Godfather not art?
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- Well, there you go, right?
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- It's so good.
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- That's a work thing.
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- That sounds like real art to me.
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- He directed the mo...
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- Yeah, one sec.
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382. - It was a little crazy.
- Yeah.
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383. - But I'm ready to have fun.
- Great.
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384. Not too much fun.
I actually have an early morning.
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385. I have a meeting with a playwright,
actually, from London.
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386. - Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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387. What plays did they write?
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388. The Harry Potter plays.
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389. Wow. Fancy.
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390. Yeah.
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391. Okay. This is us. This is it. We're up.
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392. How high are you going?
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393. We cap at 100K, and split evenly,
that's 50K apiece. All right?
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394. Though, I overheard Ricky
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395. that they're gonna tap out at,
like, 80,000.
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396. - Well, fuck them. We got this.
- We got this.
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397. - Yeah, we do.
- What you're bidding on next is
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398. a dream golf vacation in Ireland
for four people
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399. to the best golf course on earth,
Royal County Down in Northern Ireland,
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400. with number one ranked golfer
Scottie Scheffler giving private lessons!
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401. What an amazing opportunity this could be!
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402. The bidding will start at 20,000.
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403. - Do I hear a bid of 20? Anybody at 20?
- 20,000!
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404. - Hear a bid of 25? Anybody at 25?
- 25,000!
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405. Twenty-five! Hear a bid of 30?
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406. Thirty. Hear a bid at 35, now 40.
Forty, now 45.
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407. Hear a bid at 45? Now 50. Need a bid
at 50— Now 55. Hear a bid at 60?
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408. - Sixty!
- 60,000!
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409. Do I hear a bid of 65?
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410. - Seventy!
- Seventy! Hear a bid of 75?
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411. - 75,000.
- Fucking 80.
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412. 80,000!
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413. - 85,000!
- Honey! Slow down.
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414. - No, I'm fine.
- I know. You got this.
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415. - We get really crazy at these things.
- Oh, yeah. I know.
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416. Nothing crazier than a bunch of men
bidding on golf, right?
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417. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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418. - They're so scary, I can barely look.
- I know, it's nuts.
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419. Well, it's like you guys said,
you lead a very high-stakes lifestyle.
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420. - Are you still pissed off?
- Okay.
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421. - Can you just stop it?
- I will.
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422. You know, like, where's Fun Matt?
I miss that guy.
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423. You're right.
I'll be Fun Matt from now on.
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424. Eighty-five. 85,000.
Need a bid of 90. Hear a bid of 90?
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425. - Anybody at... 90!
- Ninety!
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426. - A bid of 92... five? Come on—
- 95,000!
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427. - I'm scaring them off. I'm—
- 100!
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428. Shit. Shit.
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429. - 100,000!
- Honey, you can do it.
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430. Do it, do it.
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431. - Fuck it, I can sell some investments.
- Yes, you can.
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432. One te... 110!
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433. $110,000!
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434. - Shit, you guys are crazy.
- I know!
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435. Suck it! Fucking Oncology in the hizzouse!
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436. Look at 'em. They ain't got the stones.
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437. - You did good.
- We got it!
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438. Going once, going twice,
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439. and I have—
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440. - $200,000! Yeah!
- $200,000!
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441. Do I hear anybody else at two... 210?
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442. - Going once, going twice...
- Wait, wait!
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443. - Sold!
- Oh, baby!
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444. Yes! Yeah! You're welcome!
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445. I hate cancer! I fucking hate it!
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446. - Yeah!
- Are you insane?
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447. - 200?
- What the fuck?
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448. What? You want Fun Matt? That was fun.
That was actually fun.
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449. - That was great.
- You're bidding against our table.
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450. I mean, what's more important to you guys?
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451. Do you want money for charity
or do you wanna go play some golf?
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452. And also,
this is how the dynamic is, traditionally.
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453. People in the arts,
we fund your little science projects.
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454. Here we go with the fucking arts again.
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455. Okay, I'm sorry that you need
people in the arts.
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456. The Spielberg Pavilion,
the Streisand Center
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457. - for whatever the fuck she built.
- You don't even like golf.
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458. They sold me on it.
They were incredibly convincing.
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459. The pursuit of imperfection.
Like life. Like art, actually.
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460. - That's... Yeah, let's get a drink.
- I need a drink.
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461. Let's go get a drink.
Anyone want a drink? I'm buying.
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462. - God!
- Honey, no, no.
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463. Just keep it together.
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464. Seriously, are you that butthurt
about those guys
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465. making fun of your little poop movie?
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466. Are you seriously suggesting I just
gave $200,000 to charity to be an asshole?
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467. - Yes, that's exactly what you did.
- That's not at all... No, it isn't.
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468. I got swept up
in the moment of the auction.
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469. - Swept up?
- Yes, it was a contagious energy.
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470. - Excuse me.
- I'm sorry,
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471. I'd had no idea you were
so very charitable and caring and...
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472. I am, you know?
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473. - Okay, well, if you are...
- Yes.
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474. and you really don't care about golf,
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475. then give the vacation to Steve and Josh.
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476. That way you can look
like a hero and maybe, just maybe,
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477. go some way towards
looking like less of an arsehole.
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478. Well, you know, honestly,
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479. I was really excited about the idea
of playing golf in Scotland, but—
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480. Ireland.
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481. Even better. But I will seriously
think about what you're saying.
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482. - I'll consider it.
- Okay.
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483. You think fucking long and hard about it.
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484. I believe in these advances, I really do.
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485. But I just think that in the wrong hands,
AI becomes a diagnostic crutch...
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486. - Absolutely.
- ... and... Hello.
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487. Hello. I'd like to apologize
to all of you, okay?
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488. I'm really, genuinely sorry
I outbid you in the auction.
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489. And I would like to offer you
the golf trip for free, okay?
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490. - Well, that is very kind.
- Really?
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491. That is very kind.
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492. And all I would ask for in exchange
is for us all to agree
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493. that what I do is as important
as what you all do.
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494. - And if we don't agree?
- Wow.
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495. Do you actually not agree at all?
You don't agree at all?
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496. Look, Matt, movies are important to you,
and that is great for you.
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497. But they are not as important as medicine.
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498. Why does one have to be more important
than the other? That's all I'm saying.
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499. Why can't they be equally
as important as each other?
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500. 'Cause they're not!
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501. I'm sorry but if a parent
has a child with cancer,
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502. they bring them to Cedars,
they don't take them to the Cinerama Dome.
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503. Okay, okay. But once they get to Cedars,
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504. what is on the wall of every single room?
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505. - Heart monitor.
- Lights?
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506. A screen!
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507. A television screen to watch movies on.
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508. People need entertainment, art,
whatever you wanna call it.
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509. Look, you guys save lives,
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510. - and I applaud you for that. Thank you.
- Thank you.
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511. But we, the artists,
we make life worth living.
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512. No, no. People like movies.
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513. They don't need movies. They need doctors.
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514. And if you don't see that,
then you're fucking delusional.
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515. You're a fucking dumb fuck, you know that?
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516. Okay, don't call me a dumb fuck,
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517. because you are perhaps the most
boring man I've ever met in my life.
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518. You are! You like golf.
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519. - A boring sport made for boring people.
- Hey! Listen—
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520. - Lay off golf, will you?
- What? I'm not gonna lay...
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521. I will not be told to back off by a man
dressed like Jiminy fucking Cricket, okay?
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522. - You're a real piece of shit.
- I'm a piece of shit?
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523. Okay, well, let me tell you one thing.
Of all the medical galas
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524. that have graced the halls
of the Wilshire Ebell Theatre,
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525. what is the one plaque
on the fountain about?
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526. The movies that have been shot here.
Gigli's on that motherfucker! Gigli!
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527. Our worst films are getting
more recognition
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528. than all the medical galas
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529. - that ever happened ever!
- Enough. Come with me.
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530. - What the fuck is your deal?
- I don't have a deal.
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531. I'm just, you know, realizing
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532. that perhaps you don't have
any respect for what I do,
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533. and maybe I don't have
any respect for what you do,
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534. and we have one of those relationships
where there's a healthy mutual disrespect
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535. - for what one another does.
- You don't respect curing cancer?
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536. Oh, you cured cancer?
I didn't read the headline.
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537. Great, I can go get a pack
of cigarettes, right?
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538. Un-fucking-believable.
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539. I have to make a quick phone call.
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540. Excuse me.
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541. Where are we at with the trailer?
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542. Just got approval on the latest cut.
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543. Great. Thank you. Great.
We saved the shitsplosion.
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544. Thank God. Shit, I'm sorry.
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545. Fucking shit!
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546. Fuck!
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547. - You okay?
- I'm fine.
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548. You should sit.
We should really get you checked out.
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549. Okay, Jesus,
you doctors all have God complexes.
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550. - I'm fine, thank you. Okay?
- Whoa.
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551. God.
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552. Oh, fuck.
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553. Oh, no.
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554. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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555. Oh, no. Fuck! Oh, God.
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556. What the—
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557. If you've come back to apologize,
you know what, don't bother.
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558. It won't work.
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559. What the fuck is... Why are you so sweaty?
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560. You know what, I don't care. Just get out.
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561. This is done. Just get out. Leave us.
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562. - I was gonna leave anyway. Okay.
- Jesus Christ. This is unbelievable.
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563. - What?
- I don't know. I've got no idea.
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564. - I'm so sorry.
- No, it's just embarrassing.
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565. Fuck!
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566. I called ahead.
The hospital has a private room waiting.
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567. And do you know what will be
on the wall of that room when I get there?
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568. A screen.
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569. And you enjoy that screen, Matt.
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570. Fucking shit!
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571. You know, in order to
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572. you have to have seen MK Ultra 2,
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573. which, technically, in the timeline,
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574. Yeah, no shit. Michael Peña's a client.
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575. The third one was the best.
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576. The first one, solid. Second one, okay.
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577. But MK Ultra 4 made me wanna
stab my fucking eyes out.
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578. At least it's an original franchise,
I'll give you that.
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579. Thanks.
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580. - Are you free next Saturday?
- No.
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