The Spectacular Spider-Man 2x9

Directed by

Grey DeLisle as Sally Avril (voice) • Phil LaMarr as Fancy Dan / Ricochet / Rand Robertson (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Tombstone / Principal Davis (voice) • John DiMaggio as Hammerhead (voice) • Clancy Brown as George Stacy (voice)

Some days, Peter just can't win -- especially when he ends up on a Midtown High police car ride... and as Spider-Man, he isn't faring any better.

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1. - Whoa there, hoss.

2. You're jumpier than a frog on Texas tarmac.

3. - I reckon you got lucky, Ricochet.

4. Won't happen again.

5. Time, gentlemen.

6. You see, my skill enhancement suits worked perfectly.

7. And a slight adjustment to your kinetic energy regulator

8. will put even more Ric in your -ochet.

9. - Nice moves, partners.

10. - Thanks.

11. - So, Ox.

12. If Montana is Shocker and Fancy Dan is Ricochet, what do we—

13. - Ox.

14. - That works.

15. - Well, Chief, what do you think?

16. - I like what I see.

17. Living on the edge, fighting crime, spinning webs,

18. swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our heads.

19. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

20. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

21. Villains on the rise and the city's victimised.

22. Looking up with no surprise, arriving in the speed of time.

23. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

24. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

25. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

26. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

27. Spectacular.

28. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

29. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

30. - You went to the Enforcers?

31. - Good morning, Hammerhead.

32. - Since when does The Big Man go straight to the hired help?

33. - Silvermane is being released from prison.

34. And Doctor Octopus looms.

35. With a gang war on the horizon, I must do build my war chest.

36. - Why am I suddenly out of the loop?

37. - After the oil tanker fiasco and the Rhino specs acquisition

38. failure, I assumed you had too much on your plate,

39. especially since job one was creating

40. supervillains to distract Spider-Man.

41. - With all the freaks running around,

42. Spidey's distracted enough.

43. Why spend money on what we can get for free?

44. - Control.

45. You used to know that.

46. Shut the door on your way out.

47. Ah.

48. Life is so sweet.

49. The old Peter Parker would've been stuck in that traffic jam.

50. But not the Spectacular Spider-Man.

51. - Hey, Sha Shan.

52. Want to see the pass that won us the state championship?

53. - Uh.

54. Not really.

55. Hey Brown!

56. Get the ball!

57. - Oh, no.

58. No, no, no.

59. OK.

60. Maybe not so sweet.

61. All right.

62. Time to choose partners for tonight's police ride-along.

63. Remember, this is an educational endeavour,

64. a front row seat at how the police operate,

65. not a social activity.

66. - Is it really that bad?

67. - It really is.

68. But you'll clean up and we'll still be partners.

69. So no arguments over who rides with whom.

70. Names are in the hat.

71. - Sorry, Hobes.

72. I want first shot at— Harry Osborn?

73. Wait!

74. I want a do-over.

75. - Hobie Brown!

76. Don't say it.

77. - Gwen Stacy.

78. - Mark Allan.

79. - Eh, it says Rand Robinson.

80. - Rand's not even in this class!

81. - Fine!

82. It says stinky Pete!

83. You happy now?

84. - Oh.

85. Stinky Pete?

86. Like Puny Parker's not bad enough.

87. Well, at least I had time to shower before the ride-along

88. with the ever-personable Miss Avril.

89. I can't believe I used to have a crush on—

90. Flash, Harry, you're

91. with Sergeant Carter and Officer DeWolff.

92. - So, you two rookies ready?

93. - Let the thrills begin.

94. - Thrills?

95. Please.

96. They're not taking us anywhere cool.

97. Now with Norman Osborn's spawn in the car.

98. Besides, cops don't handle the real threats anymore.

99. Spider-Man takes down all the genuine big bads.

100. - What makes you think your costumed vigilante

101. isn't a big bad himself?

102. - Oh come on, DeWolff.

103. Kid's just saying what everyone's thinking.

104. Look, Sarge, we've been through this.

105. Spider-Man means well, probably.

106. But when he takes the law into his own hands, he goes too far.

107. You ask me, Spidey hasn't gone far enough.

108. Bank heist?

109. Really?

110. Isn't that a bit beneath you?

111. - Nothing wrong with a good heist if the take's worth our while.

112. - Our while?

113. - Bug, meet the new Enforcers.

114. - Great field trip, Dad.

115. - Perfect!

116. Parker's late.

117. So now I'm stuck with king geek and the teacher!

118. No offense.

119. The new Enforcers?

120. Oh, yeah.

121. Gotta love those heart-tugging reunion shows.

122. - Enough jawin'.

123. Ox, you're up.

124. Ricochet, go!

125. Ox, Ricochet?

126. OK, those names might sound cool back at the ranch, but—

127. We're just getting started, Spidey.

128. OX: Un-unh.

129. Ox is right.

130. We got us a strict timetable.

131. Reckon we'll have to squash you later, bug.

132. Well, maybe just one for the road.

133. - It's pre-Columbian.

134. Some believe the wearer actually takes

135. on the personality of the mask.

136. - Whatever.

137. Big Man wants another supervillain.

138. Same deal as before.

139. You in?

140. - Happy to oblige.

141. I found a new scientist to oversee the project,

142. someone whose temperament is more in line with these

143. endeavours, someone who understands how the world works

144. today and isn't afraid to make it his.

145. I presume in your line of work those

146. are the qualities it takes to be in charge.

147. No doubt The Big Man has those qualities.

148. And I'm sure he knows you have those qualities as well.

149. - You're late!

150. - Uh, I, um, uh—

151. - Crashed your bike?

152. Yeah.

153. Yeah.

154. My, my bike.

155. Good guess.

156. - What?

157. Back there?

158. You mean, I have to sit next to him too?

159. - So, Mary Jane, who'd you really want to partner with?

160. - I'm not really a partner person.

161. - I hear you.

162. I mean, everyone's always bugging

163. about who goes out with who.

164. - Yeah.

165. As if a night out has to be life-changing.

166. What's wrong with just having a little fun?

167. - Nada, chica.

168. You and me, we should show 'em how to do it right.

169. - A date?

170. But not a date-date.

171. - Are we on a ride-along or a ride-along ride-along?

172. A real bank robbery?

173. You gotta admit, this is cool.

174. - No, Osbrat!

175. This is boring.

176. A robbery in progress would be cool.

177. - Captain, I knew Spider-Man couldn't be trusted.

178. - This mess is all your fault!

179. - Me?

180. I, I'd never rob a bank.

181. - Not this, you dweeb!

182. The social order.

183. You crossed clique lines and put some kind of geek spell on Liz.

184. And no one at M-cubed knows their place.

185. Even Flash is trying to date a nerd.

186. And she's saying no!

187. No offense, Flash.

188. - Oh, that mess.

189. Um, sorry?

190. - Ah.

191. Damage doesn't fit the spider's MO.

192. I'd guess he fought someone here.

193. - Go, Spidey!

194. - What's this?

195. This hole leads to the dry cleaners next door.

196. Perps tried to hide it.

197. Call the owner.

198. Find out if anything's missing.

199. - A dry cleaners?

200. Why would the new Enforcers rob a dry cleaners?

201. - Incoming shipment.

202. So, uh, Gwen, you and Harry seem to be getting along great.

203. He's a great guy.

204. And you two make a great couple.

205. - Yeah.

206. We're great.

207. Um, and you and Peter make a, a great couple too.

208. - Yeah.

209. We do.

210. Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

211. Wrong way.

212. You wanna—

213. - Elevator kill switch disabled.

214. You got the monitor link on redirect?

215. - Unh-huh.

216. - Party time, boys.

217. Let's get fancy.

218. - Captain.

219. Owner of the dry cleaners.

220. - Look, what's the dealio?

221. I thought we got past the whole geek torment thing last fall.

222. - We did.

223. 'Til you ditched the team right before playoffs

224. to go to Europe with mommy.

225. Hobie stepped up and we won State anyway.

226. Of course, if I had a guy with your speed,

227. I might have gotten off the winning pass sooner.

228. And I wouldn't have taken this hit!

229. - Yeah.

230. Uh, the thing is I was drinking this stuff, Globulin Green.

231. It got bad.

232. And I had to go away.

233. - You were playing juiced?

234. Do you know what this means?

235. If anyone finds out, the games you played in

236. would be disqualified, along with our championship!

237. I'd have messed up my knee for nothing!

238. - Stop right there!

239. - They're heading for the vault elevator!

240. Hit the kill switch!

241. - It's not working!

242. Spider-Man.

243. Spider-Man.

244. It's catchy.

245. - The dry cleaner had a contract to launder

246. Federal Reserve uniforms.

247. By busting in through the bank, the thieves

248. set us on the wrong path.

249. Gave them time to make their move.

250. Treasury Department's brought in a mobile command centre.

251. You two will be safe inside.

252. - Uh, if you don't mind, I'd like to snap

253. some pics for "The Bugle."

254. And, uh, I could get some good shots from behind that van.

255. - Be careful.

256. And stay out of sight.

257. - Thanks!

258. I though we'd be stuck with him all night.

259. I said I'd take some pics.

260. Didn't say that was all I'd do.

261. - Now there's a purty site.

262. $1 billion worth of gold.

263. And we're trapped inside with it.

264. - Three perps did this?

265. Excuse me.

266. But I have a pretty good idea who those perps are.

267. As promised, our chariot awaits.

268. The perps were tough, but dumb.

269. They destroyed the elevator.

270. The vault's 86 feet below sea level.

271. They're trapped.

272. It'll take days, maybe weeks to reach 'em.

273. Shocker's a pro.

274. H wouldn't have acted without a plan, which means if I don't

275. get down there fast, you'll be left with one big empty vault.

276. - Wait, you can't—

277. - It's OK.

278. He's on our side.

279. Come on.

280. Let's show our guest a little down home hospitality.

281. Ox, give old Ricochet a boost.

282. And I'll give him a ride.

283. - Oh, great.

284. I get to play follow the bouncing bad guy.

285. Uh!

286. Really?

287. I've gotta get me one of those shock-absorbing suits!

288. But until then, I'll just make do with what I've got.

289. Exit door's open.

290. Load 'er up.

291. We'll squash the bug.

292. Squash the bug.

293. Squash the bug.

294. Hey, don't you know any other tunes?

295. Skedaddle.

296. - But there's still so much gold!

297. - Can't risk it.

298. Listen, you wont' tell The Big Man we lost his take?

299. - No, thank you.

300. Oh.

301. The most expensive bruises I've ever gotten.

302. Pardon me, boys!

303. Oh, what a revoltin' development this is.

304. - Bug!

305. Get him!

306. Don't let go, Ox!

307. He is a slippery little piece of meat.

308. - So tenderise him.

309. OX: More?

310. No.

311. No more.

312. Just get it over with, Shocker.

313. Make it quick.

314. - Never did like to see a poor, dumb animal suffer.

315. - Like, say, Brer Rabbit?

316. - Never touch another man's treasure.

317. One man's treasure is another man's brake pads.

318. Now, if I wanted you to get away with the gold—

319. Watch it, you big Ox!

320. - So we just sit here all night?

321. I mean, some of have a life, you know?

322. No offense.

323. - Saddle up.

324. We're riding out of this concrete box canyon.

325. Is that the geek's camera?

326. Peter!

327. - Next time, bug.

328. Go!

329. - You know, they just don't make get-away cars

330. like they used to.

331. - There's no body, Sally.

332. Peter—

333. - Was blown to bits!

334. Oh, great!

335. What'll I tell Liz?

336. She looks awful in black!

337. Did I miss much?

338. - Peter!

339. Wait!

340. How come you're still alive?

341. - I took a bathroom break?

342. - But, your camera!

343. - Oh, man!

344. My new camera.

345. - I suppose you left it on auto-shoot

346. to try to get a few pictures while indisposed.

347. - Uh, yeah.

348. Exactly.

349. - Do you know what you put me through?

350. - I didn't realise you cared.

351. - Oh, I so don't!

352. But I don't want you blown to bits either.

353. I'm not a monster.

354. But if you tell anyone I hugged you,

355. you'll wish you were behind that van!

356. - Enlightening field trip, sir.

357. Really.

358. I'm sorry, Coach.

359. I had no choice.

360. I had to report Harry Osborn's actions to the NYHS SFF.

361. Yeah, the nish-siff.

362. The Mustang's championship title is now under review.

363. - Nice, Osborn.

364. Bad enough you juiced.

365. You had to spill and ruin it for—

366. He didn't spill.

367. I did.

368. Title's meaningless if it's not won fair and square.

369. - Thanks.

370. - You did good.

371. They'll see that eventually.

372. Meantime, you want to grab a coffee?