1. - Lasers?
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2. How original.
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3. Identity
confirmed— Menken, Donald.
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4. - Trust me, kid.
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5. You don't want no part of this.
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6. - Wow.
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7. Sorry.
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8. I had no idea
Tombstone was bidding.
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9. - No harm, no foul, kitten.
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10. But this little chew toy is
strictly for the big dogs.
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11. So scat, cat.
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12. - Now, gentlemen, shall
we get down to business?
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13. Living on the edge,
fighting crime, spinning webs.
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14. Swinging from the highest ledge,
he can leap above my head.
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15. Ahhh.
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16. ahhh.
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17. Villains on the rise, and
the city's victimised.
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18. Looking up with no surprise,
arriving in the speed of time.
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19. Ahhh, ahhh.
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20. Spectacular,
spectacular Spider-man.
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21. Spectacular,
spectacular Spider-man.
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22. Spectacular!
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23. Spectacular,
spectacular Spider-man.
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24. Spectacular,
spectacular Spider-man!
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25. - Our final bidder
should arrive soon.
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26. - Wait a minute, Menken.
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27. You said this was
a closed auction.
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28. - Nothing's close to
Silvio Manfredi's daughter
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29. - You should know
that by now, hamster.
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30. - Little Sable, all grown up.
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31. - Hm.
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32. A girl grows up fast
in this company.
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33. - Yeah.
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34. Welcome to the freakshow.
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35. - Gentlemen, and lady,
you know why we're here.
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36. Shall we open the
bidding at 500,000?
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37. - It'll make such a nice
homecoming gift for my father.
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38. - 600.
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39. - 700.
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40. - 800
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41. - 900.
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42. - A mill.
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43. - 1.5.
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44. - 2.
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45. - $2 million and $0.01!
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46. - 50 million.
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47. Why drag this out?
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48. - Mr. Kingsley, I'm
afraid your bid exceeds
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49. the amount deposited in
your bidding account.
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50. In fact, it exceeds everyone's.
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51. - I'll transfer the balance when
the bank opens in the morning.
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52. - We'll do the same.
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53. - Yeah.
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54. - Then we'll resume
tomorrow night.
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55. - Someone needs to
watch your back.
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56. That's why all our officers
have partners in the field.
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57. For example, if Mr.
Thompson and Mr.
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58. Parker's shared a squad car—
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59. - Couldn't I have a
police dog instead?
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60. You know, for the
extra IQ points?
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61. - Wisecracks don't save lives,
Pete, as I'm sure you know.
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62. Sorry, Hobie.
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63. Hold that thought.
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64. - Dude, is that an
Oscorp Osberry?
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65. GPS, internet,
holographic display?
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66. This is a prototype.
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67. It's not even on the market yet.
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68. - Yeah, your dad gave it to me.
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69. To keep track of me, I guess.
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70. It's a mentor-mentee thing.
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71. I never use it.
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72. - It's cool, Pete.
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73. I'm used to it.
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74. - Petey, Italian or French?
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75. - Spanish, actually, next period.
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76. - Hello?
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77. For our dinner tonight?
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78. - Oh, man.
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79. I promised Mr. Foswell I'd
stop by the Bugle after school.
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80. But I'm sure I'll be done
in time to pick you up.
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81. Say, seven-ish?
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82. - You'll be late.
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83. But if you actually
show up this time,
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84. I'll consider it a victory.
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85. - No, no, no, and,
furthermore, no!
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86. - But boss, Silvio
Silvermain Manfredi
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87. is getting out of
prison this month.
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88. And the auction's
how he's taking
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89. his criminal empire
back from the Big Man.
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90. - Foswell, you've got
Silvermane on the brain.
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91. I'm not risking another
dime on this crazy story!
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92. Hmph.
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93. Guy wins a Pulitzer for his
Silvermane expose 12 years ago,
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94. and all he's gotten
since is lazy.
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95. - Mr. Foswell, I couldn't
help overhearing.
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96. You know, Jonah volume.
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97. You wanted some photos for your
Silvermane-Big Man Man story?
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98. - I'm not sure there
is a story anymore.
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99. I'm
not sure there is one either.
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100. But if the Big Man's
involved, I want in.
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101. Maybe pictures would change
the jolly one's mind.
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102. - Hey, what gives?
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103. I wanna bid for my boss.
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104. - I think not.
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105. Your mystery employer
withdrew all the money
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106. from his bidding account.
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107. - Beat it, small fry.
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108. - Hey, I know that guy.
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109. Or Spidey does, anyway.
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110. - Hey Pete.
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111. Thanks for meeting me.
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112. Does everyone
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113. have a secret identity?
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114. - I believe Mr. Kingsley's
last bid was 50 million.
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115. - 51 million.
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116. HAMMERHEAD (ON RADIO): 52.
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117. MAN (ON RADIO): 55.
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118. Heh.
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119. Patch planted a bug on Menken.
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120. - That's great, Mr. Foswell.
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121. But why do we care?
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122. - Silvio Manfredi ran this town
until the feds put him away
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123. and the Big Man took over.
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124. But now that
Silvermane's getting out,
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125. there'll be a gang war
for control of the city—
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126. Silvermane's old guard
versus the Big Man's status
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127. quo versus Doc Ock's new
breed of weirdos in costumes.
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128. - So what are they
all bidding on?
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129. - The keys to the city.
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130. The specs to mass
produce an army
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131. of rhino-armored
super mercenaries.
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132. Starting to see why we care.
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133. - 100 mill.
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134. Top that, princess.
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135. - 125.
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136. - 150.
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137. - 500 million.
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138. - I have $500 million bid.
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139. Going once, twice.
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140. Sold to Rodrick Kingsley.
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141. - Doesn't this Kingsley
guy own a perfume company?
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142. How does he fit in?
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143. - Dunno.
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144. Shh.
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145. Mr. Kingsley,
you may claim the jump drive
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146. with the specs in one hour
at a Tribeca warehouse.
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147. 116 Hudson Street.
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148. - I should go now.
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149. You know, score a primetime
spot to snap some pics.
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150. - OK, kid.
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151. But keep your distance.
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152. I'm calling in the
cops, and don't
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153. want you caught
in the crossfire.
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154. - Step out of the limo
with your hands up.
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155. - Well, That's a relief.
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156. Maybe I'll make my date
with Liz after all.
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157. Or not.
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158. - Sable Manfredi?
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159. - Call me Silver Sable.
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160. Now, I believe you have
something for my father.
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161. - We— we paid for
this fair and—
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162. - And all this time, I thought
they called you "Hammerhead"
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163. because you had a
thing for sharks.
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164. - Steel-plated.
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165. I said before, and
I'll say it again.
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166. Don't mess with the big dogs.
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167. - For me?
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168. You shouldn't have.
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169. - I didn't.
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170. - Some things never change.
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171. - Get me outta here!
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172. - Not me, the box!
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173. - Although I'm tempted to let
you two take each other out—
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174. and don't get me started
on the entertainment
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175. value of a kick-line of
rhinos at Radio City— I'm
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176. thinking we keep this
tech under wraps.
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177. At least Doc Ock
decided not to play.
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178. - Indeed.
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179. I thought you'd want to know.
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180. - Still using the
same dirty tricks.
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181. - Oh, I have new ones too.
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182. - You're good, princess.
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183. - I had a good teacher.
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184. And that's why I
broke up with you.
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185. I could never get anything
through your thick skull.
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186. - The way my skull
remembers it, I dumped you!
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187. - Whoa, whoa.
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188. You two dated?
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189. Ew.
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190. - He keeps getting in the way.
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191. How about we partner
up one last time
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192. to delete him from the equation?
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193. - Finally, something
we can agree on.
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194. - Whoa, Hammy, what
did you see in her?
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195. - We had a lot in common,
like hating spiders.
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196. - So glad I could bring
you two kids together.
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197. Empty?
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198. - Empty?
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199. - Kingsley, he tricked us.
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200. - He tricked you!
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201. Took the gizmo and
handed you an empty box.
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202. - Sorry, gotta swing.
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203. - And there goes my story.
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204. - Bait and switch.
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205. Sometimes, the classics
really are the best.
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206. You.
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207. - The one and only.
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208. And I plan on
keeping it that way.
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209. - Hate to horn in, but—
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210. - Hey!
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211. - Ho-ho, I got the
thing on the thing!
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212. What— what do I win?
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213. - You!
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214. - I win me?
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215. That makes no sense.
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216. - I need the police.
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217. - New York will
belong to Silvermane.
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218. - To the Big Man!
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219. - Good, let 'em hug it out.
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220. I've got bigger,
uglier problems.
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221. Whoa!
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222. Oh, this is gonna hurt.
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223. - Sorry about your
ride, hamster, but you
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224. shouldn't have taken my drive.
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225. - My drive.
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226. I mean, the Big Man's drive.
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227. - No one's drive.
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228. No more rhinos!
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229. - Don't you just hate
being interrupted?
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230. - So, needlenose,
just to be clear,
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231. you wanna destroy the specs too?
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232. - Yeah.
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233. I don't need no competition.
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234. - I know I'll regret
this, but you
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235. wanna partner up to destroy it?
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236. OK.
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237. But first, we get 'em down here.
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238. - Not big on subtle, huh?
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239. - I want that drive!
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240. Get the point?
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241. - Look, if we're
gonna work together,
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242. you've gotta get
better material.
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243. Wow, they really have issues.
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244. - Yeah.
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245. Wanna get in there?
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246. - Hey, I'm a professional pest.
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247. Nice one, partner.
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248. - Sorry.
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249. I'm dismembering
our partnership!
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250. - What?
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251. No high fives?
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252. No kumbayahs?
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253. I'm shocked!
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254. Shocked, I tell you.
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255. - Daddy was so right to fire you!
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256. - That's what I get for taking
pity on the boss's daughter.
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257. - Missed again.
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258. - Not aiming at you.
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259. - Oh, man.
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260. Tell me I did not just fall for
a gag I once used on Shocker.
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261. - Got the idea from Ms. Manfredi.
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262. Figured if it worked on me, it'd
work on mindless over there.
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263. - Good call.
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264. Thanks.
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265. - Hey, never hurts to have
someone watch your back.
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266. Least ways, that's what
I tell my students.
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267. - Those are some lucky students.
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268. - I'm sorry, Mr. Kingsley.
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269. We gave you the merchandise.
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270. Securing it was your concern.
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271. No refunds.
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272. - Yes?
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273. - Everything went
exactly as you planned.
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274. - So no one knows
you gave Kingsley
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275. a fake drive in the first place?
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276. No, sir.
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277. You have $0.5 billion
in an unmarked account
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278. to use as you see
fit, plus the original
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279. to resell later or use yourself.
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280. - Very good.
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281. - Liz, I am so, so sorry.
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282. But I can show you
pictures to prove
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283. I was helping Mr. Foswell.
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284. - I'm not mad.
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285. OK, sure.
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286. It's too late to go out, but
at least you showed this time.
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287. - I kinda don't deserve you.
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288. - You kinda don't.
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289. But we'll work on that.
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290. Wow.
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291. Gwen is so cool.
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292. I mean Liz, Liz!
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293. - Enough with the
gang war already!
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294. Auction this, jump
drive— that no one cares!
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295. Police report says the
Webhead teamed up with Rhino.
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296. Rogue Spidey, that's
our lead story!
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297. - They're the same story.
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298. Got your pictures, partner.
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299. Rhino and Spidey fighting
Hammerhead and Silver Sable
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300. to destroy the jump drive
and prevent a gang war.
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301. - They were?
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302. They did?
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303. Foswell, where's that story?
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304. What do you want?
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305. Another Pulitzer?
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306. I got breaking news to publish.
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307. Out, out, out!
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