1. Peter Parker,
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2. - No!
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3. For the godzillionth time, no.
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4. - That guy in black
said different.
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5. - You mean the guy
calling himself Venom?
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6. Does that name inspire trust?
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7. - Then how is it you're the
only photographer getting
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8. pictures of the
web-slinger in action?
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9. - Look, he rings my
cell to tip me off
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10. when he's about to
fight about a baddy.
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11. Guy's kind of a glory hound.
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12. - I knew it!
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13. I knew that headline hog was
using me for free publicity!
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14. But a buck's a buck.
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15. So Lee, interview everyone
that wall-crawling weasel's
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16. ever met.
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17. Heck, interview everyone
Parker's ever met.
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18. - I'm on it.
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19. - Wait!
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20. You can't really think—
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21. - Go home, Peter.
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22. Get a good night's sleep.
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23. - (THINKING) With my
world about to end?
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24. Sure.
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25. - Well?
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26. - He's a kid, not Spider-Man.
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27. - Yeah, but just in case—
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28. - We're ready to run with this.
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29. Living on the edge,
fighting crime, spinning webs,
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30. swinging from the highest ledge,
he can leap above my head.
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31. Aah, Aah.
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32. Villains on the
rise and the city's
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33. victimised, looking
up with no surprise,
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34. arriving in the speed of time.
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35. Aah, Aah.
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36. Spec-tac-u-lar,
Spec-tac-u-lar Spider-Man.
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37. Spec-tac-u-lar,
Spec-tac-u-lar Spider-Man.
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38. Spec-tac-u-lar!
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39. Spec-tac-u-lar,
Spec-tac-u-lar Spider-Man.
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40. Spec-tac-u-lar,
Spec-tac-u-lar Spider-Man.
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41. - You were one of the
first individuals rescued
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42. by the Spider-Man,
and Peter Parker
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43. is a friend of your son's.
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44. Any chance Pete and Spidey
are one and the same?
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45. - No.
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46. Pete!
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47. - A Bugle reporter asked my
dad if you're Spider-Man.
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48. Come on, what's that about?
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49. - Nothing.
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50. I mean— no idea.
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51. - Sha Shan!
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52. Hey!
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53. Wait up!
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54. - Really, Flash,
there's no point.
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55. I'm not going out with you.
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56. - Yo, Mr. Devereaux.
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57. - Yo?
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58. - OK, so you didn't cast
me in the school play.
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59. No hard feelings.
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60. But guy to guy?
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61. Part would really get me in
good with a certain girl.
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62. See?
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63. - Ah, I see.
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64. Unfortunately, I'm
directing a play,
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65. not managing a dating service.
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66. - If this special seminar teaches
you kids anything, at least
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67. you'll learn the
importance of keeping
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68. your personal
information private.
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69. Yes, Mr. Brown?
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70. Question?
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71. Guess it'll have to
wait till next week.
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72. - Peter Parker— Spider-Man?
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73. - You've go to be
kidding— although,
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74. it would explain a few
things, like when—
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75. - You don't mean—
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76. - And what about—?
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77. - That's pretty far-fetched.
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78. - And yet—
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79. No comment.
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80. - Ladies and gentleman,
the prodigal son returns.
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81. - Eddie?
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82. - Ah, great to see you again.
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83. - Where have you been, mister?
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84. - I took some downtime
after the downsising.
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85. - Eddie, what really happened?
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86. You were right behind me
when that monster grabbed me.
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87. I was afraid you—
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88. - Why don't we catch
up over coffee?
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89. Just the two of us?
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90. - No!
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91. I— I mean, Gwen and I
promised to meet Harry and Liz
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92. at the Silver Spoon, like, now.
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93. - Rain check, then.
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94. - Don't suppose you'd
like your job back?
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95. - You kidding?
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96. Just give us a minute.
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97. - Been so missing my bro.
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98. We're quite unimpressed
with The Bugle.
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99. They haven't run
our big scoop yet.
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100. So—
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101. - I don't really
care what impresses
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102. you these days, "bro."
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103. - Oh, but you will.
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104. - So, bus or subway?
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105. There he is.
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106. Hey, smile, Spidey.
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107. Is it true?
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108. Are you Spider-Man?
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109. Hey,
sling us a web, Pete.
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110. - They think you're Spider-Man?
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111. I'm sorry.
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112. Can you
prove you're not Spidey?
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113. Hey, Spidey,
is that your girlfriend?
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114. - Oh, babe, what's it
like kissing a freak?
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115. - Let go of me.
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116. - Back off!
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117. Hey, c'mon,
just a few more shots!
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118. This way!
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119. Hey, we might catch
him webbin' away!
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120. - Hey, where'd they go?
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121. - I know they came this way.
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122. - Keep looking.
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123. They can't
have gotten far.
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124. Hey, does Spidey do invisible?
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125. - Shh.
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126. Maybe they
went in the student store.
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127. Yeah!
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128. Or the!
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129. - Hello?
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130. Hey, Harry.
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131. Oh, oh, Liz is there, too.
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132. Yeah, sure, sure.
(STAMMERING) We'll— we'll be
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133. there in a few minutes.
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134. Bye.
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135. - I think they're gone.
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136. But given the circumstances,
I better pass on The Spoon.
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137. Tell Liz that I'm— I'm sorry.
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138. And Harry.
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139. - Yeah, me too.
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140. (STAMMERING) I— I mean, I will.
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141. - Bro, I get why you're
doing this to me,
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142. but don't you get how many
other people you'll hurt?
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143. - Oh, we know exactly how many
people your secrets will hurt.
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144. - And we can't wait to watch
them all turn against you.
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145. - Who are you?
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146. - Hey, how many
Spideys are there?
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147. - What are you doing to him?
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148. - Call us Venom.
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149. And all we want is to take
off Spider-Man's mask.
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150. - Is your nephew Spider-Man?
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151. - Am I being Punk'd?
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152. - And now, the moment of truth.
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153. Sure.
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154. What say we get a close-up?
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155. - That proves it!
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156. If he wasn't Parker,
would he resist this much?
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157. - Yeah, the creep's got a point.
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158. Yeah, show us your face!
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159. Prove you're not Parker!
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160. - Come one, just
because I'm not Parker
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161. doesn't mean I'll
reveal who I am.
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162. It's called a secret identity.
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163. Besides, Smiley here is
a half-alien symbiote.
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164. You can't trust those things.
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165. - The spider doth protest
too much, methinks.
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166. - Oops.
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167. Too hard.
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168. But stay tuned.
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169. We'll be right back
with the unmasking.
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170. - All right, all right.
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171. Leave the boy alone.
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172. - There he is.
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173. - Do you think he's
really Spidey?
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174. - No, I do not.
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175. - Perfect.
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176. Like you never left.
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177. - Good to be home.
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178. - Look, I've known puny
Parker since nursery school.
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179. Man, the dweeb spent sophomore
year stuffed in his locker.
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180. - Several students saw him
in a Spider-Man costume.
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181. - At the Halloween carnival!
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182. And he looked like a
geek in footy pyjamas!
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183. Anyone can suit up and
pretend to be Spidey.
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184. And I can prove it.
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185. - Hey, news-losers.
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186. Here I am!
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187. There he is!
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188. What's
with the crutches?
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189. Maybe that
Venom injured him.
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190. - I'm ready to reveal my
true identity is not Parker.
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191. Hey, hey, web-head walking here.
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192. - You thinking what I'm thinking?
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193. - Yeah, Spidey's gimped up.
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194. We'll never have a better
chance to take him down.
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195. - (THINKING) Every time
I swear I'm not Spidey,
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196. I'm lying to people
I care about.
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197. Maybe I should just
admit the truth.
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198. - You fought Spidey.
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199. Any insight on his identity?
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200. - Nah, but I hope the
Parker kid is Spider-Man.
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201. Believe me, every
guy in the joint
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202. would know what to
do with that info.
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203. - Back off!
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204. - Should've stood have
in bed, web-stinker.
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205. - Web-stinker?
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206. Really?
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207. That's your A material?
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208. - Oh, this guy's a fake.
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209. That's the real Spidey.
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210. - Ah, the brains of the outfit.
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211. Hold this for me, genius.
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212. - Hey!
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213. - Oh, man.
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214. - See?
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215. Anyone can pretend to be Spidey
and you guys will eat it up.
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216. But there's only
one genuine article.
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217. - You mean Peter Parker?
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218. - Yeah— no!
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219. This guy!
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220. - He's my biggest fan,
which is— sad, really.
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221. We will show you sad!
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222. - A sad little masked
superhero, soon
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223. to have no mask and no super.
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224. Recognise this?
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225. Gene cleanser.
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226. After your identity's revealed,
we'll pour it down your throat.
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227. Then we'll sit back and laugh
while all your enemies attack
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228. Peter Parker, leaving you
powerless to defend yourself,
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229. or the ones you love.
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230. - So they tell me you
and Pete go way back?
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231. - Yeah, we're like brothers.
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232. I should've seen it sooner.
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233. Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
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234. - This is gold!
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235. - What are those supposed to do?
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236. - Well, they're supposed to hurt.
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237. - Right idea, wrong calibre.
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238. No!
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239. - Well, well.
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240. All our favourite
playthings are here.
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241. - One word— evacuate!
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242. - Move along, girls.
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243. Now, Miss Stacy!
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244. - Mmm, tasty.
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245. - Proceed quickly.
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246. - Do you really think you
can hurt us with that?
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247. - Kinda.
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248. - That was unpleasant.
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249. - (THINKING) Oh, great.
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250. Now he's mad.
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251. - Thanks.
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252. I'll get out of your way now.
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253. You never could score
a basket to save your life.
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254. - Just not used to
being the ball.
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255. - Stupid reporters still
think puny Parker's Spidey.
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256. Wha—?
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257. - Open wide!
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258. Don't be a baby.
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259. Time to take your medicine.
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260. - Hey, doofus!
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261. You got the wrong spider.
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262. - Please, you're not—
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263. - Thanks, you did good.
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264. Now book!
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265. - Right!
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266. Booking!
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267. - We'll take that cleanser now.
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268. - Whatever you say, pro.
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269. - No!
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270. Can't protect me now.
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271. - Don't leave me!
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272. - It got away.
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273. - Help me get it back!
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274. Please!
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275. - Eddie— Eddie, it's over.
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276. You're free.
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277. You can stop this— stop hating.
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278. - Can't.
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279. It only loves me for the hate.
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280. - It'll come back.
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281. You'll see.
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282. We're Venom and we'll
destroy Spider-Man yet!
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283. - Brock's lost it.
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284. Venom's like twice his size.
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285. Hey, did I mention I received
a personal "thank you"
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286. from Spidey himself?
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287. - You Mean Pete?
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288. - Ye— no!
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289. - Mr. Thompson, I was having
a spot of tea in the faculty
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290. lounge, when who should appeal
on the telly but a young man
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291. in the spidery-sort of
costume and crutches?
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292. —Uh— yeah?
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293. - I have no idea you had
such hidden talents.
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294. So I have reconsidered
your request.
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295. I would like to
offer you the part
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296. of Nick Bottom in our play.
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297. - Nick, huh?
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298. He's the hero, right?
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299. - Oh, he's quite
essential, to be sure.
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300. - Coach, you got yourself a star.
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301. So maybe now we can score
some private rehearsal time?
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302. - I don't think you'll be
needing much rehearsal.
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303. You just agreed to
play Nick Bottom
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304. in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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305. Trust me, you have
that role nailed.
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306. - You know I do.
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307. - We're missing a vial
of gene cleanser.
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308. I feel I have no choice.
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309. Security has been,
well, abysmal under your watch.
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310. I'm asking the university
board to turn over
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311. day-to-day management
of the lab to me.
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312. - But Curt built this lab.
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313. You can't—
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314. - I'm sorry, but I can.
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315. - I just have two
questions for you, Betty.
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316. Do you think Peter
Parker is Spider-Man?
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317. And would you go out
with me Saturday night?
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318. - Lee!
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319. You've got exactly
eight seconds to show me
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320. what you've got on the web app!
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321. - So that Thompson kid
told me about Pete
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322. being at the Halloween carnival.
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323. So I dug up the
security footage.
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324. OK, pause.
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325. This is where the rumour
must've started, but come on.
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326. I mean, would the real Spidey
ever show his face in public?
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327. - Thank you.
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328. (THINKING) And thank you, Flash.
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329. - Wow, that's two I owe you.
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330. - (THINKING) Huh, innocent
but "Still at Large."
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331. Guess you can't win them all.
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332. - I once thought his
whole masked vigilante
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333. thing was problematic.
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334. But I've come to realise that if
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335. revealed, everyone
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336. would be in constant danger.
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337. Maybe a man in a mask doesn't
have something to hide,
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338. but something to protect.
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339. Wouldn't you agree?
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340. - Um, yes, sir.
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