The Spectacular Spider-Man 2x5

Directed by Kevin Altieri

Grey DeLisle as Sally Avril / Erin (voice) • Phil LaMarr as Rand Robertson (voice) • Cree Summer as Glory Grant (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Davis (voice) • John DiMaggio as Sandman / Hammerhead (voice)

Amazingly, Peter is invited to Flash Thompson's birthday bash. Meanwhile, Spider-Man has to party with Sandman, who's looking to make his big score.

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1. - Sure.

2. We've known each other since we were kids.

3. We were like best friends or something.

4. I guess people change.

5. First day back at school.

6. I never knew so much to change in just

7. a couple of— was that— nothing.

8. It was nothing.

9. - Aah!

10. - Now this is what I call a big score.

11. - Funny.

12. Though you had to know how to count before you could keep

13. score.

14. - Oh no!

15. - Gotta love a villain who can accessorise.

16. - What do ya know?

17. Guess I really am a hardened criminal.

18. Now, how about a little trim?

19. Living on the edge, fighting crime, spinning webs,

20. swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our heads.

21. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

22. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

23. Villains on the rise and the city's victimised.

24. Looking up with no surprise, arriving in the speed of time.

25. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

26. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

27. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

28. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

29. Spectacular.

30. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

31. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

32. - Are you sure I look good in this light?

33. - You look good.

34. - First, a big thank you for introducing me to my man, Rand.

35. - Yeah.

36. Thanks.

37. Oh.

38. My big score.

39. - OK.

40. What's that about?

41. - Oh, haven't you heard?

42. They're a couple.

43. - Oh, no they're not!

44. Lizzie, I can't— I won't let you do this!

45. Breaking up with Flash was one thing.

46. But this is ridic—

47. - Stop!

48. Let me be happy, OK?

49. It's not just me and Petie.

50. My big brother's back

51. - Mark's back?

52. - Mark Allan's back.

53. - Did you hear?

54. - I hear he was five months in juvie.

55. - It was six, actually.

56. Hey, Mark.

57. Long time no— I mean, not that it's been that long.

58. - Easy, Seymour.

59. Chill.

60. It's sledge under the bridge, bro.

61. - Listen, Mark.

62. I got six to one on a sure thing.

63. You in?

64. - I don't do that anymore.

65. Well, do you have to hold his hand?

66. You're turning off our entire demographic!

67. - You used to hold my hand.

68. - Still do, babe.

69. - Oh, Kenny!

70. - What?

71. - Who needs her?

72. Hey, man.

73. Name that cutie.

74. - Sha Shan Nguyen.

75. Sophomore.

76. She's in your bio class, man.

77. - Oh, she's in my bio class all right.

78. So Sha Shan, word is you don't have an invite to the hottest

79. party in town, the birthday bash for Midtown's football hero,

80. moi.

81. And lucky you gets to go as moi date.

82. You can, uh, thank me at the party.

83. I can't get Eddie out of my head.

84. Yeah, but I swung past so quickly

85. it could've been anyone or no one.

86. Harry!

87. - Hey, Pete.

88. Not exactly the greeting I was expecting.

89. But who'da guessed you'd take up kung fu while I was gone.

90. - Sorry, man.

91. Sorry.

92. When did you get back?

93. - Last night.

94. I—

95. - Harry!

96. - Hey, Gwen.

97. I— man, I missed you.

98. I mean, both of you.

99. - Harry, you remember Liz.

100. Well, we're, um—

101. - So I gather.

102. Congrats!

103. - You coming, Pete?

104. - Don't wanna miss Principal Davis' always

105. riveting start of semester speech.

106. - Uh.

107. - Great memories, huh?

108. You and me always giving 100%, then

109. giving a little more to get the win.

110. - Surprised you'd show your face without anything sparkly

111. to make it palatable.

112. - Aw, come on Hammerhead.

113. Just give me another shot.

114. - Well, maybe I got a couple ideas.

115. And no tater toddlers

116. will be served in the cafeteria until we

117. go one month without a food fight.

118. Now I'd like to introduce this semester's

119. two guest instructors.

120. Directing this year's school play,

121. we're honoured to have Broadway star, St. John Deveraux.

122. And conducting a special weekly criminology seminar,

123. Captain George Stacy of the New York Police Department.

124. Give it up for the man.

125. - You must be proud.

126. - I'd be a little prouder if I wasn't convinced

127. he took the job to keep a closer eye on me.

128. - Well, you can't blame him for that.

129. - Stop it.

130. - No, really.

131. When I was taking the Green, you were the only one

132. who noticed I was in trouble and tried to help.

133. All right.

134. That wraps up— whoa.

135. Whoa.

136. Whoa.

137. Whoa.

138. No running!

139. No shoving!

140. - So, uh, Gwen, I gotta invite to Flash's birthday party.

141. And I don't suppose you'd be my date.

142. - Date?

143. Like a date-date?

144. - Yeah, date-date.

145. Date-date-date.

146. Your call.

147. - Sure.

148. Why not?

149. - So you guys want to double?

150. - Sorry.

151. Flash's ex.

152. Remember?

153. I wasn't invited.

154. - Um, I was.

155. Not that I'm planning on going.

156. - Wow.

157. He knows we're a couple and he still invited you.

158. I guess he's cool with it.

159. - Yeah, Right.

160. Flash Thompson is growing as a person.

161. - Well, what's your explanation?

162. - Then it's settled.

163. This Saturday we're a foursome.

164. - Great.

165. - Yee-haw.

166. Wow.

167. That was feeble.

168. What's your problem, Pete?

169. Life's good.

170. Aunt May is getting stronger every day.

171. You finally got a girlfriend.

172. I mean, not the one you figured on, but still.

173. And hey, Harry's back.

174. I just hope he can stay off the Globulin Green.

175. Last thing I need is the return of the Green Goblin.

176. Only thing more horrifying is double-date

177. at Flash Thompson's.

178. Or— Eddie Brock?

179. Alarm.

180. It's coming from the museum.

181. But Eddie— gone.

182. Man, I'm losin' it.

183. Goblin, Venom, who's next?

184. Sandman.

185. - How?

186. How are you always wherever I'm doing a job?

187. What do you got, some kind of spider sense or something?

188. That's funny you should say that.

189. Oh, great.

190. Needle in a haystack.

191. I suppose it would be a tad irresponsible

192. to smash them all just to find Sandman.

193. - Hi.

194. Thanks for allowing me to share your special day.

195. You will always mean so much to me.

196. Has anyone seen Petie?

197. - You keep gettin' in my way!

198. Now I got a buyer willing to pay top black market

199. dollar for the Urn of Morpheus here.

200. And there's no way I'm missing out on my big score!

201. Are you taller?

202. - A little trick I picked up in prison.

203. I kept losing bits of sand.

204. So my lawyers made 'em feed me raw silicates.

205. I can absorb as much of the stuff as I want!

206. But that's not my only trick.

207. Sandy, you're pathetic.

208. - I'm pathetic?

209. Totally.

210. With your powers, you could do some real good, help people.

211. But you waste it on all of the same stupid crimes

212. Flint Marko committed.

213. - Gee, do you really think I could be a hero like you?

214. - Well, yeah.

215. I mean, with great power comes great—

216. - Gullibility!

217. So long, chump.

218. Oh, nice car, Hare.

219. - Welcome home present from mum.

220. - Brr.

221. Hurry up, Petie.

222. It's freezing.

223. - Then when put the top down?

224. - If we're showing up in a convertible,

225. we should show up in a convertible.

226. - OK?

227. Turn left at the corner.

228. Now stop.

229. - Whoa.

230. When you said Flash lived just around the corner,

231. I didn't know you meant just around the corner.

232. - Hey, big guy.

233. You ready for your birthday kiss?

234. - Who invited the geek squad?

235. - Why's Puny Parker crashin' my party?

236. - Um, you sent me an invitation?

237. - Unh-uh.

238. Sending invites wasn't my job.

239. It was— Mum?

240. - Well, of course I invited Peter.

241. After all, he's your best friend.

242. - That was in nursery school!

243. - Flash was part of the nerd herd?

244. - Who do you think gave Eugene his nickname?

245. And hey, it wasn't because he ran fast.

246. - I was four, OK?

247. Mum!

248. - You call that a castle?

249. - Yeah!

250. That kid's a witch!

251. Yeah.

252. - Mr. Sandman?

253. - Yes?

254. - Thanks.

255. - Don't mention it, kid.

256. Now run along.

257. It's getting cold out.

258. Now you're nice to wittle girls?

259. I knew you was going soft.

260. - It had nothing to do what the girl.

261. I wanted to torment the teens.

262. Just give me my payoff.

263. That's it?

264. - What'd you expect?

265. That's what's left after The Big Man took his cut and the master

266. planner collected his loan-out fee

267. for your supervillain services.

268. - Aw.

269. This was supposed to be my big score!

270. - Then you're not thinking big enough.

271. That oil tanker?

272. Find a way to stop it.

273. I got frogmen ready to drain it dry.

274. All that crude?

275. Now, that would make for a big score.

276. - Cap'n, aren't we getting a little close to the beach?

277. - Looks like the beach is getting closer to us.

278. You'll want to abandon ship now!

279. - Your hair's gotten longer.

280. It's nice.

281. Other than that, doesn't seem like much

282. has changed while I was gone.

283. - Just a few things.

284. How come those two are suddenly so cosy?

285. Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

286. Pete, chill.

287. You don't get to be jealous.

288. You're with Li—

289. MRS. Go ahead, Hobie.

290. - Sorry, Hobes.

291. Invoking best friend privilege.

292. See, Flash is my main man.

293. Never woulda won State without him.

294. And dude did he take a hit!

295. Probably destroyed his football career,

296. his chance at a college scholarship, well, everything.

297. - Kenny!

298. - Ow!

299. Uh, hey, wanna see how many chips I can fit in my mouth?

300. - You mean in addition to your foot?

301. - Did either of you see Eddie Brock?

302. - No.

303. Why?

304. He's gone, assuming he was ever here.

305. Breaking news.

306. The notorious Sandman has been spotted

307. attacking an oil tanker at Rockaway Beach.

308. We'll have more on the hour.

309. In the meantime, here's an oldie but a goodie

310. from the Cordettes.

311. - OK, Sandman.

312. I know you're here.

313. And you're going down.

314. I don't care how big you get.

315. Oh, really?

316. - Yeah, Mum.

317. Of course I'm having fun.

318. The party rocks.

319. Everyone's here almost.

320. Hey, Rand.

321. You seen Sha Shan?

322. Sorry, Romeo.

323. - I don't get it.

324. I'm Flash Thompson, hero, legend.

325. Girls don't stand the Flash up.

326. They jump at a chance to— Mum!

327. Turn that off!

328. Wow.

329. Sandy, I know a basketball team that

330. could really use a guy your size.

331. Can you dribble, or do you just drool?

332. - Mostly I slam dunk!

333. - That love tap's just the beginning, web-head.

334. - Great.

335. How am I supposed to beat up a beach?

336. Yeah, I can see.

337. Call it off.

338. Marko.

339. Once a mook, always a mook.

340. Get me outta here.

341. Is that all you got?

342. Hey, worked on Goliath.

343. I don't suppose you'd consider picking

344. on someone your own size?

345. Nope.

346. Been wanting to bug-squash you since the day we met.

347. - OK.

348. How tough can this be?

349. All Jack needed was a beanstalk and an axe.

350. No!

351. Venom.

352. He's got the Symbiote.

353. Sandy, behind you!

354. - Aw, yeah.

355. Like I'd fall for that!

356. Abandon ship!

357. I'm trying!

358. Look, tanker!

359. - Fire on an oil tanker.

360. Man, this just keeps getting better.

361. Get back!

362. I gotta get you off this tub.

363. It's too late.

364. She's gonna blow before she sinks!

365. Sandman, stop!

366. Saved them?

367. I was just in it for the bucks.

368. I never meant for this to happen.

369. Wait!

370. Sandy!

371. Let go!

372. The heat from the explosion.

373. It must have glazed him.

374. You wanted a big score, Marko.

375. Far as I'm concerned, you just scored

376. about as big as a man can.

377. I've gotta be sure.

378. This is where I buried the Symbiote

379. under a tonne of cement.

380. And it's undisturbed.

381. So I didn't see Venom.

382. Maybe Eddie's back.

383. Maybe it's all in my head.

384. Either way, without the Symbiote,

385. Venom's gone for good.

386. Now my biggest problem will be explaining where I went to Liz.

387. - I knew if I made you paranoid enough,

388. you'd lead me right to the one I love.

389. Thanks, bro.

390. - Hey, flash.

391. Hope you don't mind me crashing your party.

392. Truth is, I plan on crashing a lot of parties this year.

393. So if you run into my bro Pete, tell him we will see him soon.