The Spectacular Spider-Man 2x3

Directed by

Cree Summer as Glory Grant (voice) • Robert Englund as Vulture (voice) • Crispin Freeman as Electro (voice) • Peter MacNicol as Master Planner / Otto Octavius (voice) • Deborah Strang as May Parker (voice)

As Christmas approaches, the Sinister Six reconstitutes with Sandman, Rhino, Vulture, Electro and new members Mysterio and Kraven.

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1. You're thinking,

2. it's almost Christmas.

3. Even Spidey must have a tree to trim, gifts to wrap—

4. - Oh!

5. Ugh.

6. - I'm out of here.

7. But first, I

8. got to wrap up a little investigation.

9. - Ah.

10. See, even though I busted Mysterio,

11. all that techie stole is still missing.

12. And every low life I meet says Blackey

13. Gaston's the man to talk to.

14. - So talk, Blackey.

15. - Who are you kidding?

16. What's the a big hero going to do for a clam-up?

17. - Blackey, give me 2 to 1 on— Spiderman?

18. Bye!

19. - I don't know.

20. Maybe just hang out awhile.

21. - OK, OK.

22. Look, Maurice, Mysterio was frontin' for some big boss.

23. The guy's hiring cons, crooks, even construction workers.

24. But everyone's sworn to secrecy on pain of you know what.

25. That's the sum total of my knowledge.

26. - Uh, thanks Blackey.

27. I owe you an egg nog.

28. - Ho, ho, ho.

29. I'm Spidey-Claus.

30. And what would your name be, young man?

31. Patch— eh, Patch.

32. - Wow.

33. Did your parents have foresight, or what?

34. Yeah— anyway, Patch, you know what I want for Christmas?

35. - Eh— name of Mysterio's boss?

36. - That's a start.

37. - Th— they call him the master planner.

38. But— but that's all I know.

39. Look, believe me.

40. MASTER PLANNER (ON Yes, Tinkerer?

41. - Spiderman's closing in.

42. - Round up the usual suspects, and destroy him.

43. Livin' on the edge, fighting crime, spinning webs.

44. Swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our heads.

45. Ahhh, ah.

46. Ahhh, ah.

47. Villains on the rise, and the city's victimised.

48. Looking up with no surprise, arrivin' in the speed of time.

49. Ahhh, ahh.

50. Ahhh, ahh.

51. Spectacular, spectacular Spiderman.

52. Spectacular, spectacular Spiderman.

53. Spectacular, spectacular, spectacular Spiderman.

54. Spectacular, spectacular Spiderman.

55. - Tombs, Beck, breakfast.

56. Move it, or— a hologram.

57. Aw man, not again.

58. The warden's going to freak.

59. At least you're real.

60. Ah!

61. Lockdown, Sandman and Rhino escaped.

62. - That's encouraging news, Cletus.

63. But it was Max's turn to speak.

64. - Electro doc, Electro.

65. I don't need a regular name no more.

66. Right, Dr. Octopus?

67. - I— I beg you not to call me that.

68. I despise everything associated with that name.

69. The criminal activities, the wanton violence.

70. - Otto, your progress is nothing short of amazing.

71. Dr. Octopus, I presume.

72. - No, no, no No, leave me alone.

73. - Keep your paws off him!

74. - You misunderstand, Dr. Kraven is

75. sent to liberate you and Electro.

76. - Forget him.

77. I used to worship the Doc.

78. But what's left of him isn't worth the trouble.

79. Aw, that's better.

80. Let's blow this stand.

81. - Please Max, you don't have to— ah.

82. - I told you, it's Electro.

83. - Mm, gotcha.

84. - Ha, ha.

85. Oh, so close.

86. Wow, Peter.

87. That was amazing.

88. - Uh-oh, better not look too good.

89. Whoa, whoa!

90. Ah.

91. - Ha, ha.

92. Yeah, great triple clutz.

93. - Looks like my favourite tutor needs a little lesson.

94. - Only if you're offering.

95. - I think I am.

96. Oh— doh!

97. - Flash, are you OK?

98. - Do I look OK?

99. - Sorry.

100. I didn't mean—

101. - Nah, forget it.

102. - So, uh, you started physical therapy?

103. - Yeah.

104. - Well, great.

105. Soon you'll be good as new, and those college scouts

106. will be busting down your door.

107. - It's not exactly what you—

108. - Uh, Liz?

109. I'm ready for my lesson.

110. - Petey, can't you see I'm in the middle of something?

111. Take yourself for a spin.

112. - Most of you have met.

113. But Kraven and Electro, this is Rhino,

114. Vulture, Sandman, and Mysterio.

115. - Hm.

116. Is there a problem?

117. - I've had bad experiences with cats.

118. - Gentlemen, allow me to introduce our hot

119. and benefactor— the master planner.

120. - Tinkerer informs me Dr. Octopus declined my invitation.

121. This is disappointing.

122. I had so hoped to inaugurate the Sinister Seven.

123. - Four, five— don't we got seven?

124. What about this guy?

125. - Strictly technical support.

126. Trust me, he is useless in a fight.

127. - No matter.

128. A new Sinister Six will suffice.

129. - Suffice for what, exactly?

130. - To help me inaugurate the age of the super-criminal.

131. This is your time, my colourful friends,

132. once you dispose of a certain red and blue clad pest.

133. - Uh, excuse me?

134. How exactly is a new six supposed

135. to fare any better than the old one?

136. - Unsurprisingly, I have a plan.

137. Yay!

138. Wow!

139. Hey, QB— want a slushy?

140. - Oh, yeah.

141. Delicious.

142. You are so going down.

143. - In your dreams.

144. - Get him, Flash.

145. - Hey, Gwen.

146. You stand a little company?

147. Whoa.

148. Look, what did I do to deserve—

149. - You've barely said two words to me

150. since— since the you-know-what.

151. So I get it, OK?

152. I'm not your first choice.

153. But I won't be your second choice either.

154. - Skating on thin ice again, eh?

155. - MJ.

156. Yo— you saw that, huh?

157. - Saw it, heard it.

158. It's so painful, I almost felt it.

159. Look, tiger.

160. You're one of my favourite guys.

161. Oh, would you look at her?

162. She's gorge—

163. - But you distract too easy.

164. Gwen's got a totally legit gripe.

165. Decide what you want, Pete.

166. Then focus on getting it done.

167. - Don't suppose you'd help a poor and distractable boy

168. sort through all this?

169. - I sort better with cocoa.

170. - Sorting cocoa coming right up.

171. - He's not here.

172. Ugh, he's here.

173. I smell him.

174. Team one, deploy.

175. That will lure the do-gooder into the open.

176. - Way ahead of you.

177. - Ow!

178. Hot!

179. Ugh.

180. - Spiderman.

181. Come out to play.

182. - Hm, that's probably the least painful part of my night.

183. - Show yourself, you wall-crawling—

184. - Now, now.

185. Watch your mouth.

186. We have children present.

187. - What?

188. Ugh!

189. - I burned my tongue, OK?

190. - Ah!

191. Is that a revolving door?

192. - What?

193. - Really need to stop with the banter

194. until the tongue's had time to heal.

195. Vulture and Electro are a pretty unlikely team of two.

196. I've got a figure on the entire simpleton— Ah!

197. - Hey, Vulch, you noticed?

198. Big hero doesn't seem too focus on us.

199. - Why, you're right.

200. It's almost as if he expects more company.

201. - Ah!

202. - Got to get these goons off the ice.

203. Come on guys, let's play follow the leader.

204. - Let's not.

205. - OK, can't lure them away.

206. Got to take them out.

207. So focus and make your play.

208. - No.

209. Vicky's awfully protective of that glorified tiara.

210. Which means I can use his paranoia, pin it wings.

211. - I said no!

212. Ah!

213. - Ha.

214. You know, for an evil old nob, you make a lovely ornament.

215. - Ah.

216. Don't worry, Vulch.

217. Electro's got your back.

218. - No, you fool.

219. I'll be free in a moment.

220. Ah!

221. - Ooh, a Christmas tree?

222. The Christmas tree?

223. Hot.

224. - Uh-oh.

225. - Whoa.

226. Spidey, thanks.

227. Hey, sign my cast?

228. - Eh, maybe la— ah!

229. - Mary Jane, where's Peter?

230. - Ah.

231. At least I got them off the ice.

232. Now, if I could just get them off the planet.

233. Hello.

234. - You won't escape me that easy.

235. Is that your best shot?

236. Feeble.

237. - Op.

238. But first, yadda, yadda, yadda.

239. - Eventually, you'll run out of tyres.

240. And then I'll— huh?

241. - Ah.

242. Then you'll what?

243. Take me out for a spin?

244. - Ah!

245. - That coat— or should I say coating, looks amazing on you.

246. Nonconductive, you say?

247. Gorgeous!

248. - Oh!

249. - Hey Spidey, don't fade on us now.

250. Sparks and flaps were just the appetiser.

251. - Time for the main course.

252. - Ugh.

253. Ahh.

254. Anyone get the number of that sleigh?

255. - Ain't here, clever boy.

256. See?

257. It's Christmas Eve, and he said sleigh.

258. He, he.

259. You know, instead of truck?

260. - Too bad I'm more like a tank.

261. - Hey!

262. - You know the thing about tanks?

263. They don't corner well.

264. Plus, they're ugly.

265. Ah!

266. - Hey, yo, Herm.

267. This is kind of fun, me and you, right?

268. Just like old times.

269. - Only now, we're kicking his tail.

270. - Excuse me, pardon me, coming through.

271. Ah.

272. Arms?

273. Check.

274. Legs?

275. Check.

276. Head?

277. Check.

278. Hey, my burnt tongue's better too.

279. Christmas miracle.

280. - A bug for a bug.

281. - Yeah.

282. I got that for you.

283. That was clever.

284. - Thanks.

285. - Guys, feliz navidad.

286. Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, solstice.

287. Can't we put our differences aside for one night?

288. - No.

289. - Ah.

290. - When we're done with you, there will

291. be enough left to stuff my stocking.

292. - Hey Rhino, toss him over.

293. I want to pull off that mask and see who he is before we end it.

294. - Sorry I'm strictly a do-not-unwrap-until-Christmas

295. morning superhero.

296. OK.

297. Playing punching bag turns out to be remarkably ineffective.

298. So focus on plan B.

299. - Ah!

300. - Ha, ha.

301. That all you got?

302. - Oh, I've got more, if you think you're

303. beast enough to come and get it.

304. - Oh, I'll show you who's beast enough.

305. - Here.

306. You're going to need this.

307. - I hate you so much.

308. - Oh.

309. - Ah!

310. - He's slower.

311. The night air is freezing all that hydrogen

312. water, saturating his silicons.

313. He's not the only one.

314. I guess we'll do this the hard way.

315. Heads up, frosty.

316. Four down, two to go.

317. All right.

318. Shocker, Octopus, show yourselves!

319. - Arachnid!

320. - Oh, me and my big mouth.

321. I've already been fried, slashed,

322. battered, and frozen tonight.

323. I'm a wethead in desperate need of down time.

324. Ah!

325. Ugh!

326. So not what I meant.

327. - Oh, I'm totally wiped.

328. Let's face it.

329. I've never actually beaten the six myself.

330. Oh man, I hope it's only six.

331. I think I lost them.

332. Yikes, lock your chimneys, folks.

333. - Fool, no prey escapes Kraven.

334. I track smell of your fear to ends of earth.

335. - Big talk for a substitute, loser.

336. Guess the great hunter was afraid to take me

337. on loan this time.

338. - Is way of jungle.

339. The pack wears prey down for alpha male to crush.

340. - Ugh.

341. - It's called [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH].

342. Nice, huh?

343. - Spiderman!

344. Wow.

345. Great perfume.

346. Can I try some?

347. - Oh!

348. - Can you smell me now?

349. - A but too soon to gloat, Spiderman.

350. - Well, you are the expert on premature gloat-a-lation.

351. - We shall see.

352. - He, he.

353. Rematch, rematch.

354. - Ow!

355. That's it!

356. - Harassment.

357. - Call my lawyer!

358. - No Christmas spirit.

359. Yeah!

360. Second floor, toys, houseware.

361. Superhero defeats.

362. - Kraven, no!

363. - If the real Mysterio's down there,

364. then this one's a bot— a bot about to— oh, fudge.

365. Please tell me these guys are going on the naughty list.

366. Mysterio!

367. I'm using that stupid fish bowl of yours as a snow globe.

368. - Not if you can't find me.

369. Whoa.

370. Easy there, hero.

371. No need for vi— ouch.

372. - Yeah.

373. Just making sure you're not a bot.

374. - I'm not.

375. I'm not.

376. - I know the master planner set this up.

377. Who is he?

378. And what's he doing with all that tech you stole?

379. - Gee, I don't know.

380. Think maybe the master planner has a master plan?

381. - Be ready.

382. The Vulture's still dangerous.

383. - I'm sure Pete's fine.

384. - Why wouldn't I be?

385. - Pete!

386. - Ow!

387. Hot!

388. - Sorry, sorry.

389. Wait— no.

390. I'm, I'm not sorry.

391. Where have you been?

392. - The snack bar ran out of cocoa.

393. So I went down the street.

394. Why?

395. - So you missed all the action?

396. - I thought— I, I thought you were buried under that tree.

397. PETER PARKER (VOICEOVER): Parker, you

398. are a grade A idiot.

399. Um, Gwen?

400. I— I know that I've been unfocused and—

401. He's gone.

402. Extractions complete?

403. - Extractions complete— or nearly.

404. The rest of the six are still at large,

405. and considered extremely dangerous.

406. - This is not right.

407. Not— not right.

408. - Otto, nobody's going to hurt you.

409. - No— no.

410. No— no— no!

411. Only Mysterio was taken into custody.

412. - Man, he better not be another robot.

413. - Peter, please.

414. It's Christmas.

415. - I'm sorry, Aunt May.

416. Here, open yours.

417. - Oh, Peter.

418. It's lovely.

419. - I, I figured it's our first Christmas without him.

420. I— I wanted to find a way to—

421. - He's here, Peter.

422. He's always here.