The Spectacular Spider-Man 2x12

Directed by

Grey DeLisle as Sally Avril / Voice of OsCorp (voice) • Phil LaMarr as Fancy Dan / Homunculus #1 (voice) • Cree Summer as Glory Grant / Cobweb / Homunculus #2 (voice) • Tricia Helfer as Felicia Hardy / Black Cat (voice) • Clancy Brown as George Stacy (voice)

To test a new Ryker's security cell, Spider-Man volunteers to try to escape. But the Green Goblin traps him inside amid a sea of felons he put away.

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1. The Vault will soon

2. be the pinnacle of ultramaximum security incarceration.

3. Put a supervillain in here, and trust me,

4. he's never getting out.

5. - Music to my ears, Osborn.

6. Now that we're finally putting this reprobate behind bars,

7. I don't want him seeing the light of day anytime soon.

8. - You don't have to take quite so much pleasure in this, Jonah.

9. - Oh, but I do.

10. I really, really do.

11. Living on the edge, fighting crime, spinning webs,

12. swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our heads.

13. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

14. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

15. Villains on the rise and the city's victimised.

16. Looking up with no surprise, arriving in the speed of time.

17. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

18. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

19. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

20. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

21. Spectacular.

22. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

23. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

24. - Wow.

25. Haven't been in stir five minutes

26. and already I'm climbing the walls.

27. Get it?

28. Well, no love?

29. Fine.

30. Just remember, I'm only here 'cause Normikins

31. asked me to test the Vault's security.

32. So if you're watching, and I know you are,

33. pickle-puss, don't get any ideas.

34. Delivery.

35. Yet another Oscorp sensor system for the Vault.

36. All right.

37. Everything seems in order.

38. You, uh, know where to go?

39. - I do indeed.

40. Never thought I'd find myself busting into prison.

41. One hour.

42. Curtain in one hour.

43. Oh, my cast is battling stage fright.

44. And the director's battling stage panic.

45. Where is my Puck?

46. Where is Harry Osborn?

47. Working on it.

48. Oh, hello.

49. Gwen, hey.

50. It's MJ.

51. Have you seen Harry?

52. His butler said he left home hours ago.

53. But he's beyond late.

54. And he's not answering his OsBerry.

55. - Sorry.

56. I- I haven't seen him all day.

57. But he's so excited about the show.

58. I'm sure he'll be there.

59. It's Pete.

60. Message me.

61. - Hi, Petie.

62. Just a little reminder about the play.

63. Since Mark can't be here, I really

64. need a friendly face in the seat I saved you next to my parents.

65. Remember?

66. You promised.

67. Where is my Puck?

68. - Oh, and call if you've seen Harry.

69. Alarm bypassed for maintenance.

70. - All right, little stolen OsBerry.

71. Do your stuff.

72. Mapping Vault utilities.

73. Charting junctures with pre-existing prison.

74. - If breaking out is this easy, then little Felicia will be

75. one felicitous, felonious feline.

76. Ha!

77. He's been like that for over an hour.

78. You got him beat, Osborn!

79. - Menkin, I'm in the middle of a crucial test here.

80. What?

81. Fine.

82. Gentlemen—

83. - You can't leave now!

84. You'll miss the web-head's glorious humiliation!

85. No choice.

86. Urgent Oscorp business.

87. Besides, I'm sure I'll read all about Spider-Man

88. in tomorrow's "Bugle."

89. - Story's already written, Norm.

90. Jonah must be dancing a jig by now.

91. And who can blame him?

92. I've checked every inch of this cell.

93. It's seamless.

94. I want the Vault to be escape-proof.

95. But it sure would be sweet to see the look

96. on the jolly one's face if I escaped.

97. Ah, I can't play gaolbird forever, though.

98. In a few minutes, I'll either have to make my move

99. or ask to be released.

100. If I miss Liz's play, I might as well

101. settle in here permanently, because I'll

102. never get out of the doghouse.

103. - Hello, Mr. Allan, Mrs. Allan.

104. I see Liz's boyfriend hasn't arrived.

105. Miss Stacy.

106. - Oh, Houseman.

107. I thought Harry saved these seats for his mum and dad.

108. - I'm afraid Master Harry's parents are otherwise occupied.

109. - I just hope Harry isn't otherwise occupied.

110. Mr. Osborn's still a no-show,

111. which leaves us with only one option.

112. I must play the Puck myself!

113. - Or Hobie could do it!

114. - Mr. Brown?

115. He knows the role?

116. - He knows it cold.

117. I saw him play it at the Lincoln Dynamic Youth Centre.

118. - Plus, he subbed for Osborn on the gridiron.

119. Compared to that, this'll be a snap!

120. - A snap.

121. Mmm.

122. Well, the Muses know I didn't want to take the stage.

123. To the dressing room, Brown!

124. You are now that shrewd and knavish sprite!

125. Go!

126. - What's he up to?

127. - He's making his move.

128. - What move?

129. He still can't get out.

130. And my men will—

131. Be her any second.

132. Gotta book.

133. Releasing tranq gas into the cell.

134. We're in position.

135. Huh.

136. I don't see the prisoner.

137. Opening the inner door.

138. Move it!

139. Huh?

140. Ah.

141. All right, Spidey.

142. We know you're in there.

143. I wouldn't poke that if I were you.

144. Told 'em not to poke that.

145. Oh, and, uh, pickle-puss?

146. Ta-da!

147. - Warden!

148. If the web-head's not back behind bars in 6.2 seconds,

149. I'll—

150. Calm down, Jameson.

151. Getting out of the cell was only half the battle.

152. Lockdown!

153. Gas every corridor.

154. - Sir, the gas.

155. It won't activate.

156. Why isn't that gate closed?

157. - What part of lockdown didn't you understand?

158. - Sir, I hit the command sequence.

159. All Vault gates should be closed.

160. - Nothing's responding.

161. - You've been hacked, Warden.

162. Your men are no longer in electronic control

163. of the prison.

164. - Then we'll regain control the old-fashioned way.

165. All officers, mobilise!

166. Code red!

167. - We're locked in!

168. - Every single one of my men are trapped inside their stations.

169. - But, but, how did the web-head do it?

170. - With gods wrapped up all neat and tidy,

171. I helped— or heard— my dear friend Spidey.

172. I'm in a rhyming mood tonight.

173. Surprised they haven't caught me yet.

174. This must be my floor.

175. Hey, look!

176. It's Spider-Man.

177. Well, well.

178. If it isn't Fancy Dan and his l'il pal Ox.

179. Where's Montana?

180. Right here, bug.

181. Ooh, and rooming with the not

182. so mysterious Mysterio, I see.

183. How's that working out for ya?

184. - Open up these here cell doors and we'll show you.

185. - Tempting, tempting.

186. But no.

187. - So you just stopped by to gloat?

188. Well, I was in the neighbourhood,

189. so how could I resist tormenting all the crooks,

190. thugs, and hoods I put away?

191. You know, maybe torment

192. was a poor choice of words.

193. - Finally, we're getting started.

194. - Godspeed, fair Helena.

195. Call you me fair?

196. That fair again unsay.

197. Demetrius loves your fair.

198. Oh, teach me with what art you sway

199. the motion of Demetrius' heart.

200. Take comfort he no more shall see my face.

201. - Take him!

202. He can't stop all of us!

203. Now, now, boys.

204. No pushing.

205. No shoving.

206. Single file is the polite way to attack the hero.

207. Gracious.

208. Who'd have guessed convicted felons could be so unmannerly?

209. - We're wasting an opportunity.

210. Enforcers!

211. We need to get organised!

212. - You got yourself a posse, Silvermane, and then some.

213. See you learn a lot about a guys sharing a cell,

214. like whether or not he's human.

215. Oh, man.

216. I knew he was a bot!

217. - Now we're gettin' somewhere.

218. Now what?

219. - Hi, Daddy.

220. I'm not sure why the cavalry hasn't arrived.

221. I better play keep-away until I come up with, I don't know,

222. a plan?

223. - Rematch, rematch!

224. - The redhead we'll shred!

225. - Johnny needs new shoes!

226. I hate these guys!

227. I love these guys!

228. Ha!

229. Someone should give 'em their own show!

230. Jonah, you can't seriously

231. be rooting against Spider-Man.

232. He's our only hope of regaining control of the prison.

233. Well?

234. - I'm thinking.

235. I'm thinking!

236. Felicia Hardy, what were you thinking?

237. - That my father shouldn't be rotting away in prison.

238. And what if you got caught?

239. The last thing I want is my daughter

240. winding up in Rikers' ladies wing.

241. Besides, your timing couldn't be worse.

242. New York's most wanted con controls the prison.

243. And they're trying to exterminate Spider-Man.

244. - Spider-Man?

245. Here?

246. Knew tearing and weaving

247. all them sheets together was time well spent.

248. - Spider sense tingling non-stop.

249. Can't grock where the next— ooh!

250. - Hold him, Ox.

251. I need the workout.

252. Oh, boys!

253. Is Spidey really the best dance partner available?

254. Felicia, have you lost your mind,

255. or just forgotten everything I ever taught you?

256. What can I say?

257. I've got a little crush.

258. - It's a chick!

259. Here?

260. - Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.

261. What was your first clue, Spidey?

262. The voice, the hair, or just the way I make you feel?

263. Door's fighting me.

264. That'll buy us some time at least.

265. The raging rocks and shivering shocks

266. shall break the locks of prison gates.

267. We will meet and there we may rehearse

268. most obscenely and courageously.

269. Oh.

270. Uh, take pains.

271. Be perfect.

272. Adieu.

273. - How now, spirit?

274. Wither wander you?

275. - Over hill, over dale.

276. Through bush, through brier.

277. Over park, over pale.

278. Through flood, through fire.

279. I do wander everywhere.

280. Swifter than the moon's sphere.

281. But either I mistake your shape and make it quite or else

282. you are that shrewd and knavish sprite.

283. Are you not he that frights the maidens of the villagery,

284. misleads night wanderers, laughing at their harm, those

285. that goblin call you and sweet Puck.

286. Are you not he?

287. - Thou speak'st aright.

288. I am that merry wanderer of the night.

289. - So Goblin wasn't the only sprite

290. to use the Vault for mischief tonight.

291. But if spider thinks cat evens his odds,

292. Gobbie'll open a few more parts.

293. - OK.

294. What's going on?

295. The Goblin's your saviour.

296. You owe him a favour.

297. Spidey's trapped in the prison.

298. Put him out of commission.

299. - The web creep's here?

300. - Why would I do your dirty work, Goblin?

301. I'm already in prison!

302. What else can you do to me?

303. Oh, just to be perverse,

304. I'll activate your curse.

305. To prevent it getting worse, put the web-head in a hearse.

306. Get that cell open, now.

307. - Cat.

308. You're a sight for sore eyes.

309. - My curative powers aren't limited to the eyes.

310. - Hey, don't start.

311. What are you're doing here?

312. - Oh, you won't like it boy scout.

313. Cat, don't!

314. - But I'm here to bust out my dad.

315. Spider-Man, meet Walter Hardy, AKA, the Cat Burglar.

316. - That face.

317. Black Cat's father murdered Uncle Ben.

318. Ill-met by moonlight.

319. - And never met we.

320. But with thy brawls, thou has disturbed our sport.

321. As in revenge, the ox had therefore

322. stretched his yoke in vain.

323. - Tricky webbing!

324. - Sticky webbing!

325. - Untested too.

326. Web creep in there?

327. Then move it, pipsqueak!

328. - Oh!

329. Just so you know, there

330. is no way I'm letting you bust this guy.

331. - Says the spider desperate for the kitty cat's help.

332. Not that desperate.

333. Never that desperate.

334. - Gee, Dad, what'd you do to this guy?

335. - Do it, kid.

336. Now!

337. - A simple trade, swinger.

338. I help you get the prison under control.

339. And you look the other way for Walter.

340. - Do you have any idea what happened

341. the last time looked the other way for Walter?

342. - Is it getting warm in here?

343. Weaving spiders, come not here.

344. Hence you long-legged spinners.

345. Hence!

346. C

347. - Ah.

348. I pray thee gentle mortal, sing again.

349. Mine ear is much-enamored of thy note.

350. And thy fair virtue's force doth move me to swear I love thee.

351. - Methinks, Mistress, you should have little reason for that.

352. Uh, I beseech your worship's name!

353. Cobweb.

354. Where are we?

355. - Back in the Vault.

356. These tanks hold the prison's tranq gas.

357. - Can you activate them, spread the gas throughout the prison?

358. - Don't you think the warden would've tried that?

359. Sorry, swinger, but someone needs to lure the cons here,

360. seal them in, and manually open the tanks.

361. - But whoever did that would be trapped inside.

362. - Exactly.

363. And would a hero like you allow anyone else to take that risk?

364. - Shall we their fond pageant see?

365. - Lord, what fools these mortals be.

366. - Send the little guy in, I tell ya.

367. - I only take orders from primates.

368. Ahem.

369. Any of you misbegotten malcontents

370. misplace an extremely handsome web-slinger?

371. I think the clever turn of phrase

372. you're looking for is "get him."

373. - Get him!

374. - Pistachio!

375. Up and down.

376. Up and down.

377. I will lead them up and down.

378. I am feared in field and town.

379. Goblin, lead them up and down.

380. Can't escape Homunculi!

381. - Monsieur Cobweb, get you your weapons in your hands!

382. - Non sequitor.

383. Non sequitor.

384. Non—

385. - And you guys got to take the shortcut?

386. Now how is that fair?

387. Hey, Molten Man, bet you can't hit

388. me from there with a lava ball!

389. - I'll take that bet!

390. Ha ha!

391. Sucker!

392. - Where'd that bug get to now?

393. I never tyre of hearing that.

394. Sweet dreams, cellmates!

395. - Is he kiddin'?

396. No door stops Rhino for long.

397. I won't need long.

398. - For years, the Cat Burglar took pride in never hurting anyone.

399. I never even carried a gun.

400. But as I got older, I got slower.

401. And I became afraid.

402. I made a horrible mistake the night

403. I ended Ben Parker's life.

404. And I know I have to pay for my crime.

405. So I'll turn on the gas.

406. - That won't make us even.

407. You're not forgiven.

408. - I understand.

409. - Well, I don't.

410. Dad!

411. I'm sorry, Felicia.

412. But right now, prison's where I need to be.

413. - Gah!

414. An entire penitentiary full of spider haters!

415. And still he escapes!

416. Well, fine.

417. Gobbie's done using surrogate squashers and rhyme schemes.

418. - Feels like my spider sense is stuck in permanent tingle mode.

419. - He's back.

420. The Goblin's back.

421. Cat, thanks.

422. Look, I—

423. - Listen carefully.

424. I don't what you did to infect my father

425. with your stupid conscience.

426. But it's your fault he'll spend the rest of his life

427. in this hole.

428. And I'll never forgive you for that!

429. Sir, we've regained control.

430. - Gotta hand it to Spidey.

431. He beat the Vault and took out every con in the place.

432. - It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

433. They're all working together!

434. - Oh, to what end?

435. - To raise my blood pressure!

436. If we shadows have offended,

437. think but this and all is mended, that you have but

438. slumbered here while these visions did appear,

439. and this weak and idle theme, no more yielding

440. than a dream, else the Puck a liar call.

441. So goodnight unto you all.

442. Give me your hands if we be friends and goblin

443. shall restore amends.