The Spectacular Spider-Man 1x9

Directed by

Grey DeLisle as Sally Avril / Bette Brant (voice) • Phil LaMarr as Rand Robertson / Robbie Robertson (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Tombstone (voice) • John DiMaggio as Hammerhead (voice) • Joshua LeBar as Flash Thompson (voice)

Spider-Man faces off against the Green Goblin and Tombstone. Elsewhere, Col. John Jameson attempts to land a damaged space shuttle.

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1. 'Twas the night before Halloween,

2. and all through Manhattan, not a criminal was stirring,

3. not even Green Gob— lan.

4. Might as well enjoy the peace and quiet while I can.

5. Manhat-tan, Gob-lan.

6. They sort of rhyme.

7. So Colonel Jameson, any early trick or treaters

8. up there?

9. - Hope not.

10. We're fresh out of candy.

11. But seriously, I still remember my first Halloween.

12. I was an astronaut— big surprise, right?

13. As much as I love the beauty and tranquilly of space,

14. I'm glad we're landing tomorrow, to see

15. the costumes of the next generation of dreamers.

16. Plus, this year?

17. My astronaut costume rocks.

18. Life support's still up.

19. Otherwise—

20. - Otherwise, it's Houston, we have a problem.

21. Living on the edge, fighting crimes, spinning webs.

22. Swinging from highest ledge, he can leap above our heads.

23. Villains on the rise and the city's

24. victimised, looking up with no surprise,

25. arriving in the speed of time— spectacular,

26. spectacular Spider-Man.

27. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

28. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

29. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

30. Heat shields are fairly trashed.

31. Anyone know a good body shop up here?

32. - Although Colonel John Jameson maintains his sense of humour,

33. the real question will the shuttle

34. be able to land safely?

35. The damaged heat shield, coupled with the loss of the shuttle's

36. navigational computer, greatly increases the hazard.

37. - We heard from Foswell?

38. - Already in California, awaiting the shuttle's landing.

39. - Assuming it does land.

40. - We'll just get out of your way, Mr. Jameson.

41. Shout out if you need anything.

42. - Keep laughing, Kermit.

43. I hear green's the new black and blue.

44. You should be green— with envy,

45. because you lack my fashion sense and built-in gas mask.

46. - Goblin, I know you're out there.

47. Out there, in here, everywhere.

48. Yes, this will soon be my town, Hammy.

49. And I could use a good right-hand flat-top.

50. Not going to happen.

51. You think I'm afraid of a goofball dressed for Halloween?

52. Can't be afraid of what you don't respect.

53. And I've only ever respected one man enough to fear.

54. - A big man, alias L. Thompson Lincoln.

55. See, I've already peeked under his mask.

56. - Lincoln is the mask— the big man's tombstone.

57. Because that's all that's left when you cross him.

58. - Well if that's true, then a man like

59. you must surely have acquired life insurance.

60. NEWS ANNOUNCER (VOICEOVER): The astronauts

61. have done all they can to repair the damage.

62. Now, Colonel Jameson has only one chance

63. to bring his crew home.

64. He must manually pilot the craft to reenter the Earth's

65. atmosphere at precisely the right angle,

66. or they'll burn up on reentry.

67. - What's that, Harry?

68. - Nothing.

69. New soda.

70. - Then you won't mind giving me a sip.

71. - No!

72. - This is why you were passed out the other night.

73. Harry, whatever that stuff is, you need help.

74. - This is the help.

75. 4.0 GPA, football stud, in-crowd.

76. All thanks to the green.

77. - Harry, no!

78. - A few blackouts are a small price to pay.

79. So spare me the concern.

80. My life's great.

81. - Dial Hammerhead.

82. - Oh, I'm sorry.

83. Hammerhead can't come to the phone right now.

84. He's a bit tied up.

85. You gotta love the classics.

86. - Hammerhead can take care of himself.

87. - And you as well, apparently.

88. He had a portable jump drive with enough incriminating

89. evidence to put dear Mr. Lincoln behind bars forever.

90. Not to worry.

91. The drive's in little old Gobbie's possession now.

92. Uh-uh-uh.

93. I don't have it on me.

94. But I will have it tonight.

95. - When tonight?

96. Where?

97. - Believe me, you'll know.

98. - I know a trap when I—

99. - But that's what makes it fun.

100. Besides, what choice do you have?

101. Oh, and come alone.

102. How does she do it?

103. One look, and next thing you know

104. I'm swinging across town to have a talk with Harry.

105. Oh, look who's finally shown his ugly rubber face.

106. Oh, landed me a big one.

107. - Who's landed whom?

108. - Where you been, Greenie?

109. Vacation?

110. - Been looking for you.

111. - We both want Tombstone out of the picture.

112. For totally different reasons.

113. - Details, details.

114. And speaking of details, I've got a jump drive that

115. can take Tombstone down for good.

116. - Great.

117. Fork it over.

118. I'll take you both in.

119. - Uh-uh-uh.

120. I don't have it on me.

121. But I'll have it tonight.

122. When tonight?

123. Where?

124. - Anyone else getting deja vu?

125. Oh well.

126. Let's run with it.

127. Believe me, you'll know.

128. - If Gwen's right, losing Gobbie will seem way less painful

129. than talking to Harry.

130. Huh?

131. Not even sure if Gobbie came in here.

132. It wouldn't be the first whackadoo

133. to target Harry's dad.

134. Whoa.

135. Been coming here for years and I've

136. never seen that boy before.

137. Nah, I mean, so the guy likes masks.

138. But that doesn't mean that— besides,

139. Gobbie keeps stealing OsCorp texts,

140. so unless those thefts are staged,

141. to throw off suspicion—

142. - Hey Dad, I'm home!

143. Great, now Harry's got two problems.

144. How can I talk to him about either

145. with Green Gosborn in the next room?

146. - Dad.

147. - I'm not kidding, Harry.

148. We need to talk.

149. Then come on up.

150. - Not a good idea.

151. Just come down.

152. Oh, so you can give me an earful for Gwen?

153. No thanks.

154. Besides, I need to get in costume.

155. I'll meet you in an hour at the Bleecker Street Carnival.

156. - Thanks for supporting Midtown High, and happy Halloween.

157. I mean, arr, matey, enjoy the cookie.

158. Uh, it's Gwen, right?

159. Uh, hi.

160. Mary Jane.

161. I need to find Pete.

162. Have you seen him?

163. - I was going to ask you.

164. - He went to talk to Harry.

165. - Green to the left.

166. Green to the right.

167. Stand up, sit down.

168. Fight, fight, fight!

169. Go Mustangs!

170. - Woo-hoo!

171. Shake those pom-poms.

172. - Yeah, shake those— wait.

173. Are they marking us?

174. - Trick or treat.

175. Smell my feet.

176. Give me something good to eat.

177. Come on.

178. You're not going to break up with me over a cookie, are you?

179. - So, you as dangerous as you look?

180. - Wouldn't you like to know?

181. - You haven't complimented my costume!

182. - Trying to get the latest on the shuttle.

183. - Which matters to me why?

184. - Maybe because John Jameson is like an older brother to me.

185. And because he may not make it.

186. I'm told that as the shuttle enters

187. Earth's atmosphere, NASA will likely lose contact.

188. - Whatever happens, Foswell, you'll give it to me straight.

189. Sure, J.J. Straight.

190. - Fasten your seat belts.

191. It's going to be a bumpy night.

192. Nothing yet, boss.

193. Nothing.

194. - Nothing.

195. J.J., I'm sorry.

196. - Wait!

197. There it is!

198. It's landing!

199. They're safe!

200. - He did it.

201. My boy did it.

202. Hey, hey!

203. I'm not paying you bums to watch television.

204. Get me a new layout in 17 seconds or you're all fired!

205. Go!

206. Go!

207. Go!

208. - Congratulations, boss.

209. It's great news.

210. - It's the news.

211. What are these?

212. A couple of freaks in costumes.

213. Worthless!

214. The Bugle's celebrating a real hero— my son, John!

215. - But what do I do—

216. - See them to the Globe for all I care.

217. That rag will print anything!

218. - Mr. Osborn, didn't expect to see you back tonight.

219. And through the front door, no less.

220. - You want to rule the world?

221. You don't punch time clocks.

222. - Mr. Osborn.

223. He took his— stole his—

224. - A thief?

225. Here?

226. What did he steal?

227. - The inhibitor prototype.

228. - Freeze, dirtbag.

229. - Gwen?

230. Oh, Peter, finally.

231. I've been calling, and what's up with Harry?

232. - He's meeting me at the carnival.

233. I'm already here.

234. Where are you?

235. - Pete?

236. - Nice costume, huh?

237. - I'm going to cream Osborn.

238. The little wimp was supposed to be the top of our pyramid.

239. Hey, look!

240. It's the spectacular spider geek.

241. - Gotta say, Tiger, you fill out that costume

242. nicely— very nicely.

243. You can web me up any time, Petey.

244. - Puny Porker?

245. He looks nothing like Spidey.

246. I should have been Spider-Man.

247. - Don't worry, Flash You fill out your costume nicely too.

248. - Goblin.

249. - Pete, we really should find Harry.

250. Pete?

251. - So, Gobbie offered you the secret toy surprise too.

252. Trap?

253. - Trap.

254. - I figured.

255. Race you inside!

256. Ah, always with the drama.

257. - This is so embarrassing.

258. - I'm disappointed.

259. Did you really think you needed a jump drive to protect you?

260. Did you really think a jump drive could protect you?

261. - Ah, come on, Boss.

262. She can't have fallen for that.

263. There's no drive, no incriminating evidence

264. and never was.

265. - Yes, yes.

266. I'm a big fat liar.

267. Like we didn't all know this was a trap.

268. Welcome to the Green Goblin's.

269. Or should I say, refinery of revulsion!

270. - Uh, thanks?

271. - Take down the goblin or at least unmask him.

272. And we'll call it even.

273. - Excuse me, who rescued who from the molten steel?

274. Wipeout!

275. Next time you throw a bash,

276. Gobbie, leave out snacks.

277. Your guests will stay longer.

278. Oh?

279. How embarrassing.

280. But at least I brought party favours.

281. - Terrifying, huh?

282. Or is nothing scary after seeing me in a skirt?

283. - The skirt's cool.

284. I know you lost a bet, but you made the best of it.

285. - Glad you feel that way.

286. I mean now that me and Liz have split up.

287. - Whoa.

288. Pom-poms to yourself, big guy.

289. I like you, but I won't be your replacement girl.

290. This redhead's a free agent.

291. Plans to keep it that way.

292. - No Harry, no Pete.

293. Someone is so getting the look.

294. - Why don't you just give up?

295. Because I know your secret.

296. I know whose face is behind that mask.

297. - We all wear masks, Spider-Man.

298. But which one is real?

299. The one that hides your face, or the one that is your face?

300. I know you're Norman Osborn.

301. (CACKLES) Am I?

302. Impressive webbing.

303. Now, try mine.

304. So what do you think of my Gobwebs?

305. Now, let's see what cracks first— my Gobwebs

306. or your bugs.

307. That taught us nothing.

308. Perhaps a more drastic experiment is required.

309. Happy landings, Spider-Man.

310. This better work.

311. OK.

312. All this pain at least proves I'm still alive.

313. All right.

314. Kinda used it all up.

315. Go ahead.

316. Run.

317. I know where you live.

318. I knew it.

319. You're the Green Goblin?

320. - No.

321. This isn't my costume.

322. I'm a cheerleader—

323. - Harry!

324. Spider-Man! What is—

325. - You're not limping.

326. - Why would I be limping?

327. Why is Harry wearing— where did this come from?

328. - Dad, I did— what is it?

329. - Globulin green, an early stage, experimental performance

330. enhancer.

331. Highly unstable and addictive.

332. You stole it from OsCorp, didn't you?

333. Why would you do something so dangerous?

334. So stupid?

335. - For you!

336. You told me to man up, so I took the green

337. to become the son you always wanted me to be,

338. to become a man, like you.

339. I must have blacked out again.

340. I— I don't remember anything.

341. But I can't be the goblin.

342. Can I?

343. I never should have taken it.

344. I ruined everything.

345. Sorry.

346. So, so sorry.

347. This makes no sense.

348. If Harry— if this kid's the goblin,

349. why would he attack the big man?

350. Why attack OsCorp?

351. - I've had dealings with the big man.

352. But when I tried to extricate myself,

353. I was threatened by his stooge.

354. - Hammerhead.

355. - Harry must have overheard.

356. Under the influence of the green,

357. his subconscious created someone who

358. could take the big man down.

359. Now, as to why he attacked me—

360. - Maybe I've got some anger issues.

361. - I will not allow this.

362. I'll say I was the goblin.

363. After all, I invented the green.

364. I'm the obvious suspect.

365. - No.

366. He needs you.

367. And what good could you do him locked away

368. for a crime you didn't commit?

369. - Didn't I?

370. This is all my fault.

371. I drove Harry to— I will get him help, I swear,

372. if you'll let me.

373. - Me?

374. - If you turn him in, if the big man learns

375. Harry was the goblin, he wouldn't survive the night.

376. Please.

377. He's my only child.

378. - And my best friend.

379. The goblin disappears, forever, leaving

380. a mystery that never gets solved.

381. - Thank you.

382. - And why should I care what The Globe runs on its front page?

383. - Because their Spider-Man scoop, and Parker's pictures of it,

384. slaughtered our space shuttle coverage at the newsstands.

385. - The people have spoken.

386. Get that traitor Parker in here and lock

387. him into an exclusive deal.

388. If they want Spider-Man, we'll give them Spider-Man.

389. Here's tomorrow's front page headline:

390. "Spider-Man: Threat or Menace?"

391. - Hey, tiger.

392. - Oh, hey MJ.

393. MJ?

394. What are you doing here?

395. - I go to school here now.

396. Midtown's theatre magnet accepted me.

397. I wanted to tell you last night, but you disappeared, as usual.

398. - Sorry.

399. I went looking for Harry.

400. But I never found him.

401. - Then you probably haven't heard.

402. Harry's taking a leave of absence

403. from school to travel abroad and get the help he needs.

404. - And that makes it a happy ending.

405. Right?

406. - So, Colonel Jameson, good to be home?

407. - Yep.

408. Back on solid ground— where it's nice and safe.