The Spectacular Spider-Man 1x7

Directed by

Grey DeLisle as Sally Avril / Betty Brant (voice) • Phil LaMarr as Rand Robertson / Robbie Robertson (voice) • Cree Summer as Glory Grant (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Tombstone / Principal Davis (voice) • Peter MacNicol as Otto Octavius (voice)

Peter and Mary Jane are a hit at the Fall Formal. Meanwhile, the Green Goblin's attack on Fisk Industries requires Spider-Man's intervention.

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1. The dictionary defines

2. "defenstration" as the act of throwing

3. a person or thing out a window.

4. Really not my favourite word.

5. OK, where's the dude with the nasty 'tude?

6. - Present and accounted for.

7. - Hey!

8. Did I mess up your costume?

9. Leave off the threads, Emerald Elf.

10. And that's an order.

11. - Ah, but the Green Goblin doesn't

12. take orders from insects.

13. The Green Goblin sweats them into oblivion!

14. - See, that's a common misconception.

15. Spiders are actually arachnids.

16. Uh-oh.

17. (SINGING) Living on the edge, flighting crime, spinning webs,

18. swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our heads.

19. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

20. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

21. Villains on the rise and the city's

22. victimised, looking up with no surprise,

23. arriving in the speed of time.

24. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

25. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

26. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

27. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

28. Spectacular.

29. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

30. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

31. - Ah!

32. - May I see your invitation, Spider-Man?

33. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.

34. - Leave now?

35. When table 7 needs more hors d'oeuvres?

36. How did a night that started out so sweet go south so fast?

37. And how'd I manage my tux at tonight's other the black tie

38. affair?

39. Thanks for the ride, Harry.

40. - No prob.

41. My chauffeur's at our beck and call.

42. - Don't forget to vote for king and queen of the ball.

43. - Who you voting for, Glory?

44. - Me and Liz, of course.

45. Who else is worthy?

46. - I think we know the answer to that.

47. Don't we, Rand?

48. - As far as I'm concerned, Osborn can have the crown.

49. His limo.

50. His after-party.

51. Dude rules.

52. - We're going to, the best restaurant in town.

53. My treat.

54. - Osborn, you the man!

55. - You know it.

56. - Hi, Harry.

57. Did you just get here?

58. - Hey, let's get a picture.

59. You know, preserve the moment.

60. - I guess that bowtie stops the blood from reaching his ears.

61. Or brain.

62. - And the chocolate souffle is a must.

63. They top it with powdered sugar and gold dust.

64. - I don't believe.

65. - It's true, real gold dust.

66. Uh, guys?

67. Ms. Brant, this preschleggener bowtie is defective.

68. I want a new one around my neck in four seconds.

69. - Come on, Mr. J. An investigation

70. into Spider-Man's true identity.

71. See the face behind the mask.

72. - Oh.

73. And if the face is Joe Schmo?

74. - Hold still, please.

75. - All you'll do is make the web head a regular guy.

76. And who will pay to see pictures of a regular guy?

77. - Depends on what that regular guy does.

78. Right, Pop?

79. - John, my boy.

80. Oh.

81. Now, give your old man a hug.

82. - Hey, Mr. Robertson.

83. You keeping Pop in line?

84. - I do my best, son.

85. You know, he's awful proud of you.

86. - Why shouldn't I be?

87. Betty Brant.

88. Ned Lee, meet my son, Air Force Colonel John Jameson.

89. John's piloting his first mission on the space shuttle

90. next week, so I'm taking him out for one final night

91. on the town.

92. Uh, planet.

93. Get it?

94. Fozwell, Benny, come meet my son, the astronaut.

95. - Ned, that Spider-Man expose?

96. Run with it.

97. See where it leads.

98. - Mary Jane Watson, this is Professor Warren.

99. I'm his star pupil.

100. - He said he wasn't coming.

101. Guess he meant he wasn't coming with me.

102. - How the heck did puny Parker land her?

103. - He cleans up well.

104. - You know, it's not just the food.

105. The view from the private room—

106. - Geeks like Parder do not get girls that look like her.

107. I mean, like us.

108. She must have lost a bet.

109. - Ah, the bet.

110. That's it.

111. - Mary Jane Watson, I'd like you to meet Flash, Liz, Rand,

112. Sally, Glory, and my best bud, Harry.

113. They're popular.

114. - Ah, the "in" crowd.

115. - Exactly.

116. - So Parker, you actually got yourself a date?

117. I mean, sure, Mary here's not the 20-year-old

118. you wanted to bring, but at least she's nonfictional.

119. So I guess you win the bet.

120. - What'd you bet?

121. - Loser dresses as a cheerleader for Halloween.

122. - Well, big boy, I hope you've got the legs for the skirt.

123. Come on, Tiger.

124. Let's hit the dance floor.

125. I want to see what you've got.

126. - We're dancing.

127. - Uh, shall we?

128. - Maybe when everyone has a little less to prove, you know?

129. - Less to prove.

130. Right.

131. Want some punch?

132. - Please.

133. - Look, Glory.

134. I— I know I was a jerk.

135. But I'm really sorry.

136. Just give me one more chance, please?

137. - Oh, Kenny.

138. - Hello?

139. Is someone there?

140. Oh.

141. Oh, look at yourself, Otto.

142. You're afraid of your own shadow.

143. Next you'll be seeing gremlins in the machinery, or little

144. green men.

145. Oh.

146. Oh, the glider.

147. No.

148. That's Mr. Osborn's tech-flight glider.

149. - Alls I'm saying is I could have cracked it open there.

150. - Cops would have cracked you open.

151. Cops or Spider-Man.

152. Look, Hammerhead's waiting for the big man's cut.

153. Forget the crowbar, blow it up.

154. - Ah, blow yourself up.

155. - Did someone mention explosives?

156. - Get the freak.

157. - Ah!

158. - I meant get the freak anything he wants.

159. - What I want is your undying loyalty, or the dying kind.

160. The Green Goblin is nothing, if not flexible.

161. - Appreciate the help, but we work for the big man.

162. We switch loyalties and we might as well tie on the toe tags

163. ourselves.

164. - I'm good with knots, too.

165. As for the big man, the party's over.

166. - If I might have your attention.

167. As many of you know, I am your host, L. Thompson Lincoln.

168. Thank you all for coming to support

169. the Lincoln Dynamic Youth Centre.

170. - Some shindig, eh, Johnny boy?

171. - It's great, Pop.

172. But to be honest, I was looking forward to it

173. just being you, me, and a rare steak.

174. - Then, come on.

175. Lincoln's got enough of the people's money.

176. We can be at Luigi's in 88 seconds.

177. - Sorry, elevator's out of order.

178. Stairs, too.

179. Of course, you could try a window.

180. Oops, too late.

181. - Hello.

182. Good evening.

183. Bonsoir.

184. I see the Green Goblin, and I am looking for the big man.

185. - Sir, I don't know who you are, but—

186. - Of course you don't.

187. That's the point of the mask, genius.

188. Oh, but I know who you are, crime king.

189. So step down or I start sharing secrets.

190. - You're making an enormous mistake.

191. Security, this man is obviously troubled.

192. Take care of him.

193. - Still hiding behind an army of thugs, are we?

194. Oh, he swings through the air, dishing all kinds of fear.

195. His daring goblin on the big—

196. - Pop, move.

197. We have to get these people out.

198. - Johnny!

199. - Now, now, stay put.

200. Or else.

201. - There's no need to threaten my guests.

202. - There is if I want witnesses, big guy.

203. - John.

204. - I'm OK, Pop.

205. - Robertson.

206. Jonah?

207. Jonah, slow down.

208. A green what?

209. - Goblin.

210. Green Goblin.

211. No, no reporter.

212. I'll cover the story myself and save a few bucks.

213. But get me Parker.

214. This is right up his freak show alley.

215. Oh, and maybe call the police.

216. - Killer look, girl.

217. - Thanks.

218. I put it together myself.

219. The tops from a thirft store on 22nd.

220. - You and I so need to hang.

221. - So, uh, what do you think of Midtown High?

222. - It doesn't look much different from my school.

223. Your basic brain pit.

224. - Well, we also have the top-ranked

225. theatre magnet in the city.

226. - Theatre magnet?

227. Hm, I'm starting to feel the attraction.

228. - Uh, that was "The Bugle."

229. There's this maniac terrorising my boss

230. and, well, he wants me to go shoot pictures

231. and I kind of have to or he could fire me.

232. Look, I'm so sorry.

233. - Oh, it's OK.

234. But hustle back, Tiger.

235. You owe me one more dance.

236. - Really?

237. You're not ticked?

238. That's so cool.

239. Like, I won't be gone long, Red.

240. I promise.

241. - Ooh, ditched by the king of the geeks.

242. That must sting.

243. Painfully.

244. But if I can't dance with Pete, I

245. guess I'll dance with— it's Randy, right?

246. - Very.

247. - What do you hope to accomplish here tonight?

248. - So the whole wanting to destroy you and take over

249. your empire thing wasn't clear?

250. Well done.

251. - Uh— yoohoo.

252. Excuse me.

253. Can I come in this way or do I have to break my own window?

254. Spider-Man.

255. - Your timing is impeccable.

256. - So your latest super-loser turned on you, huh, Tomby.

257. - I don't know who he is yet, but he's not in my employ.

258. - That's OK.

259. I can always pretend he's yours while I trounce him.

260. I'll still feel all warm inside.

261. - Hello, I'm in the room.

262. Really, you're both too rude.

263. - Ah, where are my manners?

264. Here you come to terrorise the Tombster

265. and I don't even say "thank you."

266. My only excuse is that you're also

267. holding innocent people hostage.

268. It's confusing to my poor spider brain.

269. - Yes, quite the puzzler.

270. But the Green Goblin has a solution.

271. You and I join forces.

272. Consider what we could accomplish

273. by combining our powers.

274. We could rule New York.

275. - We talking Manhattan, or all five?

276. Nah.

277. Sorry, I make it a rule not to partner with anyone green.

278. Or, you know, psychotic.

279. - Oh, well.

280. Your loss— of life.

281. - OK.

282. Where's the dude with the nasty 'tude?

283. - Present and accounted for.

284. - If I might have your attention, the votes

285. are in for king and queen of the ball.

286. Your king is Flash Thompson.

287. - That's my name.

288. Get up there.

289. All right.

290. All right.

291. - And your queen is— uh, the red-haired girl

292. who came with Peter Parker.

293. - OK.

294. I know it's totally petty, but seeing Peter's date crowned

295. alongside Flash makes me smile.

296. - May I see your invitation, Spider-Man?

297. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.

298. - Leave now?

299. When table 7 needs more hors d'oeuvres?

300. - Oh, did you want a ride?

301. Keep our guests comfy, boys.

302. I'll be back in a New York minute.

303. - Seriously, Gobby.

304. Do you have a licence for this thing?

305. Don't panic, Spidey.

306. Still one web shooter left.

307. OK, now you can panic.

308. Web shooter's empty, but I have learned

309. never to web sling unprepared.

310. Yes.

311. Web head 1, gravity 0.

312. - You know the old saying, if you can't join them, beat them.

313. - Took the words right out of my mouth.

314. Is that a felony?

315. - I certainly hope so.

316. This little gobin wouldn't be caught

317. dead commiting a misdemeanour.

318. - Ooh, nice banter.

319. Aim still needs work.

320. - Well, practise makes perfect.

321. - Keep telling yourself that.

322. That's for making m protect Tombstone.

323. OK, wow.

324. Just wow.

325. - Yeehaw.

326. Now what's so funny?

327. - Just the special fire and brimstone

328. pumpkin I left behind as a present for our Mr. Lincoln.

329. Any minute now, the creme de la creme of New York City

330. is going to paint the town red.

331. Well, the ballroom, anyway.

332. - What are we supposed to do?

333. - Keep everyone here until the Goblin comes back.

334. - Or maybe evacuate before the Goblin's bomb goes off.

335. Clear the room.

336. What are you doing?

337. You have to get out.

338. Bad guys included.

339. - We work for the Goblin.

340. - Every single blasted fragment of you?

341. - You're bluffing.

342. - Is that a risk you're prepared to take?

343. Especially when you've already taken so many.

344. - Everybody down the stairs.

345. If the bomb goes off, the elevators won't be safe.

346. Stay calm.

347. Don't push.

348. Go, Pop.

349. I'm right behind you.

350. - OK.

351. If I were an evil pumpkin, where would I hide?

352. I'm surprised you're sticking around.

353. - My party, my mess.

354. - His daring goblin on the big—

355. - The chandelier.

356. - John, don't.

357. We can still get that steak.

358. Oh.

359. - Spider-Man, chandelier.

360. - Thanks.

361. Now, go.

362. - Oh.

363. We're going back down?

364. Oh, now you're just torturing me.

365. - You know, applause from you makes me want to shower.

366. - Perhaps.

367. But someone should point out I offered you a handsome salary

368. to do just the sort of thing you did tonight.

369. And instead, you've done the big man's business for free.

370. That, my heroic friend, is what grownups call irony.

371. - Robbie, I got your headline, "Colonel

372. John Jameson saves New York—

373. - Dad.

374. There will be an investigation that

375. could scrub me from the mission.

376. Robbie, scratch that headline.

377. Given the credit to Spider-Man.

378. To Spider-Man, confound it.

379. But fire Parker, the kid never showed up.

380. What?

381. What do you mean he just emailed photos?

382. - See, Glory, you're so selfish.

383. Everyone knows you don't dump the guy with the limo.

384. Nothing personal, Kenny.

385. Until the day after the dance.

386. - Where is Osborn anyway?

387. Nice, Pete.

388. You blew it.

389. Again.

390. - I wouldn't say that.

391. I saved the last dance for you, Tiger.